After the divorce, the ex-wife kept losing her vest

Chapter 453 Break Your Leg

"sorry Sorry……"

Among the water and clouds, Fu Yu sprayed wine on Yu Jinwen's face. He was afraid of being beaten, so he quickly apologized and raised his hand to wipe him.

Yu Jinwen slapped his hand aside and just glared at him with disgust. He didn't do anything else. He must have been in a good mood and didn't bother to argue with him.

Fu Yu looked at Yu Jinwen who was wiping his face with a tissue, recalling what he had just said, and laughed belatedly.

"Are you sick?" Yu Jinwen raised his eyelids and gave him a cold look.

Fu Yu couldn't stop laughing like a crow, "I'm not laughing at you, brother, what age is this? I can still hear the word 'virgin'. I said, you and Xiao Song have been married for three years, and now People who have been divorced are already veterans of their second marriage, why are they still acting like they are in love with an innocent elementary school student?"

Yu Jinwen raised his indifferent eyes and looked at him coldly, "You are only a primary school student."

"Okay, okay, middle school student."

Fu Yu couldn't help but laugh, "Students here are so precocious now that they wish they could kiss each other on the same day they declare their love. How about you... If you want to fall in love, you have to ask for the woman's opinion in advance. Do you think this is a business contract? The progress is not good. Too slow. Hey, how did Xiao Song respond after you confessed your love? "

Yu Jinwen stared at the ridicule on his face and didn't want to talk to him anymore, "Get out."

"Hahahahahaha, I knew I had to let you go." Fu Yu's stomach hurt from laughing.

Yu Jinwen couldn't bear it anymore and kicked him over, "I'll let you get out!"

Fu Yu was kicked and finally became more honest, "Okay, okay, I won't mock you anymore. Aren't we just chatting? You tell me and I'll analyze it for you."

Yu Jinwen breathed a sigh of relief. Although the guy in front of him was very unreliable, he could still be regarded as a strategist.

He coughed lightly and said, "Xiao Song said she would think about it."

"Isn't this consent?"

Yu Jinwen suddenly raised his head and looked at him with a puzzled expression, "It's just a matter of consideration, why did you just agree?"

"you're so dumb."

Fu Yu looked at Lao Yugan as if he were a fool, "Women are all duplicitous animals, and they are generally thin-skinned. Sometimes you can't just listen to their literal meaning, but you have to understand their underlying meaning. For example Say, in bed, when a woman says 'no, no, no', it actually means 'yes'."

He pinched his throat and imitated it perfectly.

"..." Yu Jinwen looked at him dubiously, "Really?"

"Of course!" Fu Yu was convinced, "For another example, you had an argument and the woman said, 'I won't care about you anymore', but she was actually saying, 'Come and fucking coax me.' Like you You confessed your love to Xiao Song so openly today, and she didn't tell you to get lost, which means she has agreed in her heart."

After hearing this, Yu Jinwen began to believe Fu Yu's words, and his eyes as black as paint suddenly lit up a small lamp, as bright as day.

"really?"

Fu Yu patted his arm, "Listen to me, I'm sure it's right! I've experienced hundreds of battles, okay?"

In fact, Luo Yin and Nan Ningsong also taught him these things when they were on the island. They didn't even talk about it like Fu Yu did, but directly acted it out to him and taught him many routines for getting along between men and women. , otherwise he would not dare to directly confess to Nan Song like this. Nan’s father said, “The most important thing when chasing a woman is three words.”

Do not!want!Face!
Yu Jinwen felt that these three words were absolutely fine to learn from Fu Yu, so he asked shamelessly, "Then what should I do next?"

"Keep chasing! Express your feelings in different ways!"

Fu Yu vowed to give him advice, "I'm telling you, this man and woman have different attitudes towards relationships. They say 'men chase women across mountains, and women chase men across the veil'. It's pure fart. For a woman who doesn't like you and doesn't have feelings for you, you won't like her no matter how much she licks you. But it's different for women. As long as she has a little bit of affection for you and doesn't say anything to you, you can just chase her boldly and be brave. No matter how shameless you are, you will catch up one day, do you understand?"

Yu Jinwen disagreed with his words, "This must be offensive."

"It depends on the person, but the probability is almost the same. No matter how strong Xiao Song is, she is still a woman in essence. No matter how weak you are, you are still a man."

"..."

Yu Jinwen punched him, "Who are you calling weak?"

"I'm weak, I'm weak..." Fu Yu covered his shoulders in pain and fainted for a second.Yu Jinwen digested Fu Yu's words and said, "Okay, let's give it a try and treat a dead horse as a live doctor."

"Well, that's right."

Fu Yu rubbed the painful shoulder and felt something was wrong, "Hey, who do you think is a dead horse? I'm alive, okay?"

Yu Jinwen walked to the bathroom door, stopped, and glanced back at him, "If you were really as good as you said, you would have coaxed Su Yin long ago."

"I……"

Fu Yu was choked by him, and when he saw him entering the bathroom, he said, "I didn't coax him! It's just a little brat making trouble, what's the point of coaxing him."

It's not like he really wants to date Su Yin, it's just...

She ignored him, acted awkward with her, and looked unhappy all day long, which really made him feel quite unhappy.

It was as if there was always a needle stuck in my clothes, and it was pricking all over my body.

Fu Yu raised his head and took another sip of wine.

Alas, the thief is uncomfortable.

***
The second phase of the antiquities restoration project will soon be completed and listed. Nan Song and Yu Jinwen returned to Beicheng from Nancheng.

For more than half a year, Nansong has been like this, leaning on both sides. Living a life in two cities, he has long been used to running, and fatigue is certain.

Yu Jinwen looked at her with a distressed expression, "Thank you so much."

Nan Song was sitting by the window in the first-class cabin. He had just finished yawning. When he heard his words, his eyelashes moved, and there were slight tears on his curled eyelashes.

She glanced at him up and down, "Don't just say nice things. If you take Yu back, I won't have to work so hard."

Yu Jinwen shook his head, "That won't work."

"why not?"

Yu Jinwen said: "Mr. Yu can't live without you, and I can't live without you either."

"..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the flight attendant came over. As soon as he came in, he was fed a mouthful of dog food, which made most of his body numb.

Another large-scale social death scene.

Nan Song could only pretend not to recognize this shameless man, put on a mask and tilted his head out the window to look at the scenery.

Recalling that when she left home, her eldest brother blocked the door of her room and asked her coolly, "When do you plan to bring Yu Jinwen back to see me?"

"Ah?" She hesitated, "It's not the right time yet. We haven't reconciled yet."

Luo Junheng glanced at her and raised the corners of his mouth in a nonchalant manner, "Okay. We haven't reconciled, right? If you dare to go to bed before seeing me, I will break your legs."

"..." Nan Song looked at his elder brother's leaving figure, scratched the door frame, and whispered: "Why did you interrupt me? You interrupted Yu Jinwen."

Luo Junheng didn't look back, "What do I want his legs for? I want his life."

"..."

Nan Song couldn't help but shuddered.

The eldest brother is so cruel, Yu Jinwen is about to die.

(End of this chapter)