The evil people call me green tea, I make money by selling swords

Chapter 3: Green tea for a while, King of Hell for a while

Jiang Wan:......

Jpg stunned on the spot.

No, this show is called Wilderness Survival. Is there really no script at all? Does it really mean survival in the wilderness?
Or is this just the script, with a wild crocodile coming to fight for traffic at the beginning?
The atmosphere suddenly became tense. Jiang Wan pursed her lips and smiled, admiring Lu Zheng's back.

"Wow, Brother Lu Zheng is so awesome. He even knows the name of this crocodile!"

Lu Zheng: ...

Barrage:……

[I was really speechless. I was nervous when I saw it, but I was shocked by Jiang Wan’s trap! 】

[No, can you throw this idiot down and feed it to the crocodiles? 】

[Hurry up and make a pure version without Jiang Wan! 】

……

【Ding!Successfully harvested insult value 8397, which has been converted into 8397 and deposited into the host account, please check it]

It's okay. You can make a small fortune just by talking. Isn't this better than working as a loser and getting a loser's fee?
Jiang Wan was still immersed in counting money, but the gray-black thing had floated next to her speedboat, just sandwiched between the two speedboats. Sang Yanyan took a closer look and screamed!

"Ah! It's a crocodile!!!"

"What? Alligator?"

"Where is it?"

A group of people were all paying attention, the speedboat stopped, and even Jiang Wan's cameraman turned his camera to focus on the four-meter-long black caiman.

It was only when Jiang Wan got closer that she could see clearly that the grey-black bumpy surface above the water was the back of the black caiman. Originally its head and tail were hidden in the water, but now that everyone was quarreling about it, it disappeared from the water. A head rose from the water.

【Fuck! ! !Is this a prop or is it real? 】

[This, is this a crocodile or a rider? 】

[This thing doesn’t want to bite people, does it? ! ! 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh talking about Yanbao, let’s quit this show, wouldn’t it be nice to be in a variety show while filming? Wooooow]

The guests and staff present were both curious and scared. A group of people were chattering around the crocodile. The popularity of the live broadcast room soared instantly, and several hot searches were made.

Jiang Wan's photographer clicked his tongue twice, "If it attacks humans, we beat it to death out of self-protection. Shouldn't it be illegal?"

Ok?
Jiang Wan pricked up her ears. Did the money come to her door?
Her face fell instantly, pitifully, with tears in her eyes, "The crocodile is so cute, why do you want to beat it to death? You are too cruel!"

【…】

[Is this sister starting again? 】

[I have now automatically blocked Jiang Wan’s idiotic voice]

The photographer was stunned, laughed twice and said awkwardly, "No, I mean what if it bites us? We must be in self-defense!"

Jiang Wan sniffed, curled her lips, and spoke with compassion. She looked at the photographer with tears in her eyes, "What's wrong if I bite you? Are you going to kill it? What you lost is just a piece of meat, but what it lost is its life." ah!"

Photographer: ...

I have to tell the director later that if I continue to film with Jiang Wan, I will have to pay more.

system:……

It's really handy. If it weren't for the fact that technological data can't deceive people, the system would really doubt that the body contained the original owner.

【What?Sister Wan is now taking the route of being a gentle, kind and compassionate little white flower? 】

[What are you pretending to be? I didn’t see you crying for pigs when you were eating pork] [Finally I met the person who combines green tea, the Holy Mother, and a brainless person]

Jiang Wan's words made Lu Zheng's CPU confused.

The agent's information about the cooperating artists did not mention that she would go crazy at any time.

He frowned slightly and turned his head to look at the scenery on the other side. Jiang Wan successfully received the notification sound.

【Ding!Successfully harvested insult value 16727, which has been converted into 16727 and deposited into the host account, please check it]

Tsk, at this rate, earning 208 million a day is not a dream at all.

"Ah!!! The crocodile is going to climb onto your speedboat! Jiang Wan!!!"

The sudden scream startled Jiang Wan, what?Climbed up?So fast?

When she came to her senses and looked down, she saw the crocodile lying on the hull of the boat, still far from climbing up.

Its protruding eyeballs were large and round, and the pupils formed two vertical lines under the dazzling sunlight, which looked cold and cold.

Everyone was so frightened that they dared not breathe, for fear that in the next second, this huge black caiman would suddenly rise up and jump to Jiang Wan's feet.

The director thought to himself, it's over.

If Jiang Wan dies before he succeeds, not only will he lose his pants, but he will also not be able to work in the entertainment industry for the rest of his life!
"Let's go, let's go!"

The master driving the speedboat was also stunned, completely forgetting what he did.

The atmosphere was suffocating, everyone broke out in cold sweat, and their eyes were full of fear. Jiang Wan looked at the crocodile expressionlessly for three seconds, and then took out a bright and dazzling unknown object——

Before everyone could see clearly what she was holding, they saw Jiang Wan holding the unknown object and hitting the big head of the black caiman with lightning speed!

Everyone: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

"Boom-"

Knock gently to wake up the sleeping soul, slowly open your eyes...

The voice was not loud, but it was deep and powerful, making everyone's little hearts tremble in dismay.

The bald director was so frightened that his legs weakened and he knelt down with a pale face, "What, what are you doing???"

Jiang Wan struck hard, but he didn't have the strength to kill him with one blow. The black caiman was in pain and slipped into the water again. Jiang Wan frowned and cursed. When everyone looked at the monster, He took the unknown object down and put it on his left foot.

Everyone: w(Д)w
Only then did everyone see clearly that the unknown object was actually Jiang Wan's shoes, rivet high heels!

No wonder it shines so brightly in the sun, it turns out to be rivets!
Jiang Wan looked up with a calm expression. Seeing everyone's looks as if they had seen a ghost, she felt even calmer inside.

She wasn't afraid of the stinky leader who cursed people every day, so how could she be afraid of this slow-reacting crocodile that couldn't speak?

She has been killing fish part-time at a certain supermarket for three years. Even if the mermaid came today, it would not be able to move her heart like the dead sea.

Oh, no, she is now a delicate green tea!
Jiang Wan immediately changed her irritable expression, looked at everyone with a cry and miserably, her voice trembled with fear, and said to the director, "It's so scary, it scared me to death. Let's start the boat quickly, I'm afraid the crocodile will come back and shake the fish." Come here, when the time comes, "Wild Survival" will become "Human-Crocodile War"!"

Crowd: ...

You're scared?I think that crocodile is more scared than you!
Jiang Wan’s photographer: Ah, did you just want me to cut your flesh and feed it to the crocodiles? ? ?Now he has changed from Buddha to King of Hell? ? ?
[Redefine "fear"]

【Fuck!Is this a script after all? ! ! 】

[In ancient times, Wu Song fought tigers, and now Jiang Wan fights crocodiles. Since when did Sister Wan have the character of a violent and fierce woman? 】

[No, why do these sisters drink green tea and drink the King of Hell? Do they have split personalities? 】

Jiang Wan waited expectantly for the sound of payment, but there was no sound for a while, and the corners of her mouth drooped.

what happened?Where's the money?
Why didn't anyone insult her?She just beat up a protected animal!
(End of this chapter)