A metaphysics boss opens a paper-making shop and his variety show hits the internet

Chapter 44 Don’t accept mediation?Yunshu Online Education Ghost

"Okay, just give me the phone back and pay me some mental damages!"

The little thief said reluctantly.

The main reason was that Yun Shu was holding the paper mace, which was so intimidating that he didn't dare to disagree.

"This matter cannot be changed!"

But King Zhou Xuan yelled angrily, "How dare he provoke me like this, live in my [-]-square-meter house, ride in my exclusive chariot, and sleep with my concubines!"
I have to throw him into a frying pan and boil him several times before I can relieve the hatred in my heart! "

"You grab my phone first!"

The thief was dissatisfied.

"Your broken mobile phone is not as valuable as my big house! And you live in my big house!"

"You grab my phone first!"

"Your broken mobile phone is not as expensive as my chariot! You even rode in my chariot!"

"You grab my phone first!"

"You ride on a horse and sleep with my beloved concubine!"

King Zhou Xuan was so angry that he stopped talking to me, rolled up his sleeves and started fighting with the thief again.

[It's up!Fight! 】

[What's going on, what's going on, why are they fighting?I smell gossip! 】

[Wow, was it so fun when the emperor in ancient times went to the underworld?A big house of [-] square meters?And the attendants and concubines? ? ? 】

【I understand!When Emperor Zhou snatched his cell phone, the thief pretended to be him, moved into his [-]-square-meter house, rode in his exclusive chariot, and slept with his beloved concubine! 】

[Seize the bamboo shoots, but this Emperor Zhou is also immoral. The majestic emperor actually snatched the mobile phone! 】

Netizens like to watch the excitement. Seeing Zhou Tianzi and the thief fighting again, the number of barrages increased, and the popularity of Yun Shu's live broadcast room soared.

When Yun Shu saw the two ghosts fighting again, he directly gave them a hammer and a ghost, and the two ghosts were instantly hit against the wall.

Buzz!
Yun Shu took out the paper-tied electric saw again and looked at them pitifully, "I asked you to come here to mediate. Who asked you to fight again?"

The two ghosts fell from the wall and calmed down instantly, looking at the chainsaw with pale faces.

King Zhou Xuan shrank his neck and said to Yun Shu, "Girl, put down the chainsaw first before you speak."

"Ha ha."

Yun Shu walked over with a paper-shaped electric saw, chopped off their heads, and then placed their heads on the table.

"If we fight again, I'll crush both of your heads and you won't even think about it easy!"

King Zhou Xuan's head on the table shed two wide tears, "Girl, it's wrong, it's really wrong. I accept mediation! As long as he returns the white jade tablet, I won't care about anything!"

"I accept it too!" The thief said with fear on his face, "As long as he returns the phone to me, I will return the white jade board to him and I will not steal anything from him in the future!"

Yun Shu looked at their bodies and said, "Then you shake hands and make peace, and sincerely apologize to each other."

I saw two headless ghost figures in ancient robes by the wall not far away, holding each other's hands and apologizing, and bowing to each other repeatedly.

"Brother, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have snatched your phone!"

"Brother, I was wrong too! I shouldn't have assumed your identity! I lived in your big house and took your exclusive carriage, but I can tell you in good conscience that I did not sleep with your concubine! "

"I see, I was too impulsive and I wrongly blamed you! We will be good brothers from now on! Second brother!"

"Big brother!"

"Second brother, from now on in the underworld, eldest brother will protect you!" "Thank you, eldest brother!"

The two headless ghosts suddenly hugged each other, and the head on the table burst into tears.

Yun Shu:?
Netizens: ? ? ?

[What the hell, why did they suddenly take over?Weren't we still fighting just now? 】

[Maybe he’s afraid that Yun Shu will kill them hhhhh]

[Emperor Zhou: You can live in my big house, you can ride in my exclusive chariot, but you can’t sleep with my woman!If you don't sleep with my woman, you are my good brother! 】

Yun Shu saw that they had reconciled and returned each other's things, so he helped them put their heads back.

"Okay, you can go."

After Yun Shu dispelled the formation, the two ghosts suddenly stopped crying and quickly fled her house.

[Hahahahaha, they ran so fast, this woman Yun Shu is really a bit scary. 】

[This is the first time I know that Yunshu’s paper tie has this effect. Can this paper tie electric saw be linked? I want to buy one and put it at home! 】

【Agree!It looks very useful, and I cut off the ghost's head with just a few cuts! 】

When Yun Shu saw the barrage, he said, "The paper-shaped electric saw can be linked, but because it is handmade, the delivery will take a long time. If you can wait, you can buy it."

Yun Shu thought for a while and then said, "However, you are not cultivators. After getting the chainsaw, you cannot directly chop down the ghosts, but it can act as a deterrent."

【ah?I thought I could kill ghosts! 】

[This is okay, it can play a role in keeping the house in check and prevent dirty things from coming to my house. 】

[Then what should I do if I encounter such a vicious ghost that the chainsaw cannot deter? 】

Yun Shu: "You can't use a chainsaw, but the ghosts of your ancestors can use it. If you can't scare them away, write your ancestor's birthday and birth date on the paper on the chainsaw, and say something for help. Your ancestor will hold it. The chainsaw is here to save you.”

[Zun Du Fake Du?Can this paper bundle be used to bring in reinforcements? 】

[The more I hear it, the more it sounds like a lie, so please don’t buy it.Yunshu has posted a link. This paper-bound chainsaw costs 9999 yuan! 】

【This is too expensive!Cut leeks!This live broadcast is too fantasy. It must be fake. It is probably the special effects that the anchor asked the team to do, just to bring goods! 】

Yun Shu frowned and said, "I am doing a live broadcast, how do I do special effects? If you don't believe me, I will ask King Zhou Xuan to come over and help me live broadcast next time."

As for the price of the paper chainsaw, it is already cheap.This kind of paper-made weapon can not only enhance the lethality of ghosts, but can also be used to control people's homes. Basically, it is more expensive than daily necessities.And the quality of my things is guaranteed and they won’t break easily. "

[This is all a lie. I also saw news today that a fake master used highly toxic talisman water to deceive a family into saying that their daughter was a debt collector. The family almost poisoned their daughter to death with the talisman water! 】

[That’s right, don’t believe it, there’s no way to prove whether this kind of thing is useful or not!The two ghosts who were fighting just now might have been played by Yun Shu's actors! 】

[Damn liar, why haven’t the platform banned you for doing this kind of live broadcast of cutting leeks? 】

[But Yun Shu’s paper tie was burned to the bottom, and my ancestors liked it very much, and even entrusted it to me in dreams. I have been feeling a little lucky recently. 】

[You are the sitter upstairs! 】

There were a lot of doubters in the live broadcast room, and most of them had seen the news about the Liu family.Because the Liu family was deceived by a fake master and almost lost their lives, the police have recently been promoting the public so that the public should not believe in such feudal superstitions.

Yun Shu: "..."

Yun Shu was a little speechless.

She originally had a good reputation, but Master Huang's crooked ways and bad deeds caused others to look at her through colored glasses.

(End of this chapter)