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Chapter 79 Bai Wuchang, you finally came to me! (Please read more!)

"You won't die anyway, go ahead and give it a try, but Yadan has been following the Pure Love Tauren Warrior all this time. I'm just worried that if you take action, Yadan's life will be in danger. He is one of the few friends I have in Kechen City."

After Lin Hao was tired of practicing, he sent a message back to the incarnation.

Incarnation returns instantly:

"Then wait a minute, you practice faster, I will practice at night, and we will speed up the breakthrough to the golden elixir stage."

"Well, let's start a crushing round when the time comes!" Lin Hao responded.

"Well, I'll be there then. You find a place to hide. Safety first. Okay, you've had enough rest. Let's continue practicing." Incarnation responded.

Lin Hao: "???I haven't rested for less than 1 minute!"

Incarnation: Cannot be read back.

Lin Hao scratched his head, stood up, and moved his body.

Should I say it or not? I am being supervised by the incarnation in my cultivation.
It's like going to jail!
I really don’t know how the incarnation persisted.
After Lin Hao complained in his heart, he took out the [Hemorrhoids Recovery Pad] from the storage bag.

Logically speaking, Lin Hao has already transformed into a mortal and does not need these.

But what if?
It is foreseeable that under the supervision of the incarnation, Lin Hao will meditate and practice for a minimum of 23 hours a day for the next period of time.

The incarnation can be cultivated to the point of going crazy and re-opening to get a brand new body, and it will definitely not cause hemorrhoids.

What about him?
In this world, there is no senior cultivator to ask, so safety comes first.

None of the male protagonists in the novels about cultivating immortals have hemorrhoids, but what do those stinky novel writers know about cultivating immortals?
Nine out of ten men have sores.
There is always a reason for this saying, right?
Lin Hao sat on the [Hemorrhoids Recovery Mat] and continued practicing.

The avatar continues to sell milk tea.

The first day of food week.

Due to the pure love Tauren warriors wandering around Kechen City, the number of people going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for divorce has not dropped.

On the contrary, it is still rising.

The second day of food week.

The labor inspection team began to work together with the labor bureaus of various districts in Kechen City to strictly investigate the phenomenon of overtime work.

The query method includes but is not limited to the flow of people in and out of each park, logistics, water consumption, electricity consumption, etc.

Of course, hidden overtime work is also investigated.

The content of the inquiry includes but is not limited to online customer visits, online meetings, offline business banquets, offline business entertainment banquets, etc.
The increase in the number of people going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for divorce is not as high as it was at the beginning, but the overall increase is still there.

And on this day, the Kechen City Urban Management Team found that couples who drank the happy milk tea made by Lin Hao seemed to be in a better mood.

it is good!
Then round up Happy Milk Tea’s existing stock of milk tea powder bags!

Milk tea powder packets were placed in all the places where the Civil Affairs Bureau originally placed mint candies.

Starting from tomorrow, those who come to divorce, whether they are arguing, fighting, or spitting at each other, will first give them a cup of happy milk tea!
The third day of Food Week.

The housekeeping team began to conduct door-to-door cleaning in the name of free promotion services of the housekeeping service company.

The leader is an extraordinary person with the codename [Housekeeping Aunt]. Under the leadership of [Housekeeping Aunt], the living environment of every family and household has a "brand new" look.

How clean was it?
Say so
Even if you have a cat at home, after the [housekeeping aunt] cleans it, there won't be a single cat hair!
Even if you just moved into a new home, there will be no formaldehyde!

Even if
The child care group was headed by [Kindergarten Leader] and with the endorsement of the Kechen City Education Bureau, a children's communication class was opened. On the afternoon of the first day, the person codenamed [Mosaic] was kicked out.

As for the reason-

"Uncle, uncle, do you believe in light?"

"Of course I don't believe it. There is no Ultraman or savior in this world. Although you are young, you..."

Before Mosaic could finish speaking, the child cried "Wow!"

Crying and running, [Mosaic] followed behind and asked, "Hey, kid, why are you crying? Uncle is telling the truth."
If you don't kick him, who will?
Except for the unexpected factor of mosaic.
Otherwise, everything is normal!

The increase in the number of people going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for divorce has begun to stabilize.

Moreover, after the Civil Affairs Bureau of each district received the blessing of Happy Milk Tea powder packets, although there were many people coming, after drinking Happy Milk Tea, everyone seemed to be less angry.

The number of people registering for divorce has begun to decline.

good thing!
Good thing!

This directly leads to
Not only does Lin Hao's incarnation have to leave the stall at noon, but after closing the stall in the evening, he also has to make milk tea powder packets by himself until noon the next day.
Not enough to sell, not enough to sell at all!
Immortal cultivators directly become "immortal cultivators"!
Incarnation: Pure Love Tauren Warrior, this wild cultivator, really deserves to die!I'm not practicing, I'm working overtime!The fourth day of Food Week.

Other groups have different directions according to their respective directions. Some have opened small sleep aid classes, some have opened happy houses, and some have
He was riding a tricycle and asked in the streets:

"Do you want black stockings? Do you want fine black stockings?"

"Promote harmony in family life!"

"Promote a happy life!"

"Buy one and you'll be a year younger."

"Buy two and you will be three years younger."

"Buy three, every day"

Needless to say, such marketing methods have never appeared in Kechen City.
It immediately attracted the attention of many people, and then there were always one or two people who were curious and bought one or two of them.

Well, the effect is very good!
then
No monument is as good as word of mouth.

The number of people going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for divorce has begun to decrease!
The fifth day of Food Week is also the last day of Food Week.

The Pure Love Tauren warrior sipped the milk tea he just bought from the Happy Milk Tea Stall and handed Yadan a cup.

"The milk tea master said, this is to refresh your mind. You have been following me for five or six days. Look at how tired you are.

If you are exhausted, I will not be responsible.

I will declare to the public that your Kechen City Urban Management Brigade wants to blackmail our Extraordinary Universal School! "

Yadan took the milk tea from the hands of the pure-loving Tauren warrior, took a deep sip and said:

"Don't worry, I'm doing this voluntarily. I'm following you during this period, and the entire process is recorded and videotaped. I won't let you take the blame."

"That's fine, that's fine."

In this way, the Pure Love Tauren Warrior continued to ride around Kechen City on a battery car.
Yadan rode a battery car and followed behind with tape on his eyes.

The car was driving, swaying.

But maybe it was because I drank the milk tea made by the incarnation.
Yadan gradually felt that his energy level was rising again!

Follow him.
Urban management brigade command center.

"How is it? How many overtime workers are there in Kechen City now?"

"Not many, definitely not more than 1000 people!"

"More reductions! It's not enough! Continue strict investigation!"

"Ok."

"Let's try to get Bai Wuchang to get on the duck egg's body!"

Time, it's night again.

Yadan followed the pure love Tauren warrior for another day
The effects of the milk tea should have worn off.

Yadan felt sleepy again.

I haven't slept in five days.
I’m really sleepy!
Just when Yadan was about to change a pair of tape to stick on his eyelids, he saw a legendary figure appear in front of him.
Sure enough, just like Cuihua said, the tongue is so long
Yadan felt relaxed, but no, he couldn't sleep yet——

I still have to work overtime!
I still have to watch the Pure Love Tauren Warrior leave Kechen City!
DuckDan tried to bite his tongue, but found that he had lost control of his body!
Bai Wuchang, you finally fell in love with me!
At the same time, the pure-love Tauren warrior who had always been cynical showed a serious expression for the first time——

"Are you Bai Wuchang?"

The pure love of the Tauren warrior, in Bai Wuchang, no, in "Duck Egg", felt similar to facing the lazy councilman
The pressure you put on yourself while sleeping.

It is a kind of oppression on a purely life level!
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