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Chapter 56: Both humans and ghosts are showing off (please read it! Please recommend it!)
Hello everyone.

I am a keyboard warrior, a powerful psychic from the Extraordinary Universal School.

As long as I hold the keyboard and connect to the Internet, even the fourth blooming recipient will be out of control by me!
On the Internet, I can call the shots and strike hard!
the day before yesterday.

I came into contact with the loser on the orders of my superiors, the jealous councillor.

Yesterday morning.

I came to Kechen City.

last night.

I began to criticize an extraordinary being codenamed Bai Wuchang on the Internet.

By the way, in one sentence, let a man give himself 55.

Everything is under control!
This morning.

There has been a lot of criticism on the Internet about Bai Wuchang.

My guidance was correct.

Everything is under control!
This afternoon.

I found no trace of Bai Wuchang.

Why doesn't this person go online all day to defend himself?

But it doesn't matter. Although I didn't succeed in finding the trace of Bai Wuchang, I had some fun.

I almost succeeded in causing one of the inmates to lose control!
It's a pity that I was rescued, but it was still very enjoyable.

Between chatting and laughing, typing on the keyboard, the life of the recipient is under control
This group of official people will definitely come to me, but their administrative efficiency will definitely be bloated.

Tomorrow night, I will leave, you go find farts!

Everything is under control!
I thought I could just wander around the city and relax.

Tomorrow, I should be able to find Bai Wuchang.

Normal people will definitely surf the Internet in two days.

Tomorrow night, I can leave Kechen City.

Everything is under control!
While wandering around, I discovered a supernatural being whose ability should be to suppress abnormal movements of contained objects by making milk tea.

The noble extraordinary person is actually using his abilities to serve ordinary people!

pity!

What a pity!

I want to save him from the sea of ​​suffering!

Moreover, there is a shortage of support personnel under the jealous congressman.

I'm going to recruit him.

In this way, when I leave tomorrow, I will not only have completed the task of the jealous councilman efficiently, but also expanded the membership!

But how to recruit new people?

I have no experience.

But it doesn't matter, I am smart and can learn quickly.

I went to the forum to learn effectively.

I released my kindness to the noble and unaware transcendent being.

He must be attracted to me.

Everything is under control!
then
I was caught.

It's okay, it's okay, everything.
It’s not the worst yet!

They should just think that I am an ordinary wild extraordinary person. Kechen City is tolerant to wild extraordinary people.

I didn't do anything bad!
"Tell me, who are you from the Extraordinary Universal School?"

The keyboard warrior sitting in the interrogation room changed his expression slightly when he heard this.
at a loss.

"This leader, what are you talking about? I don't understand."

And in his heart, he was screaming crazily, why don't you play according to the routine! ! !
Shouldn't I be given a normal opening line such as name, age, gender, etc.?
Then, through these questions and answers, the rhythm of the conversation is established. How come it is so loud at the beginning? ! !
The interrogator was not polite. He took out a keyboard from the keyboard man's bag and asked:

"what is this?"

"Boss, this is a keyboard. I am an online writer and it makes sense to carry a keyboard with me."

Keyboard Man thinks it’s not a big problem. He will have a corresponding legal identity registered even if he doesn’t enter a city!
"Don't say it yet, take a look at this first."

The interrogator directly interrupted the keyboard warrior, and then handed him a document, which was an application form with a bold header.

""application"

Dear leaders, hello.

In order to better understand the corresponding information of Internet trolls, I applied for an autopsy on the body of the Extraordinary Universal School.

Cadre level.

The fresher, the better.

Yours sincerely.

salute!

Applicant: Corpse Reader

Application time: Love every day at work”

Keyboard Warrior:? ? ?When they saw the keyboard warrior reading the application, the interrogator continued:

"Our comrade's ability, as the name suggests, is to read corpses."

"No! You are killing people! I don't know about the extraordinary universal school of thought! I am not a member of the extraordinary universal school of thought! Help! Help! Is there anyone who can help me?

Please let me go, I'm just an ordinary online writer, I just type a little faster than others, you can't just because I bring a keyboard, you..."

The keyboard warrior began to break down emotionally and began to cry, with snot and tears streaming down his face.

Keyboard Warrior, before he obtained the containment object and became a containment person, he was caught for repeatedly violently bullying others online, and he was used to crying.
The reason for crying is that I feel really unlucky!
There are so many people forcing Lai Lai on the Internet, why did he get caught himself?

But this crying skill has not been used for a long time since he became an intern, but this skill is not unfamiliar when he uses it today.

The interrogator looked at the sad tears of the young man in front of him, his expression was slightly moved, and he said "relieved":

"It doesn't matter. It's okay if you don't admit it. Our comrade's ability doesn't necessarily require a complete corpse. Fake death is fine.

Even when you are suspended in death, not much information can be read, but your identity should be able to be read.

We will treat you with liquid nitrogen later and put you into suspended animation. If you are found to be a member of the Extraordinary Universal School by the corpse reader, we will not thaw you again and let you freeze to death so that we can obtain more information. Much information.

After all, it is quite expensive to thaw you back to life without any injuries. During this period, we have been attacked by the extraordinary universal school one after another, and the expenses are a bit tight. Please understand.

After all, our financial allocation is limited. "

Following the interrogator's statements, the keyboard warrior.
Show can't move anymore.

"Don't freeze me, I'll tell you, I'm a cadre under the jealous congressman, code name: Keyboard Man!"

"Speak well!"

"Leader, what can I say?"

"Tell me your code name."

"Well, my codename is Internet Troll."

"Well, go on."

"."

Keyboard warrior, no, internet troll.

The crime was committed in the afternoon and the person was arrested at night.

But Internet trolls can’t figure out why they were caught?
He obviously has no flaws!

After get off work today, not only was I read at the door, but there were also duck eggs.

"Lin Hao, you have been of great help again. Fortunately, I have your reporting hotline. That person happened to be the guy who caused Cuihua to lose control. Things went so smoothly!"

Lin Hao didn't understand the situation of Cuihua being harmed, but after listening to Yadan's brief explanation, he roughly understood the cause and effect.

"How did you know there was something wrong with that person?"

"As you know, I'm a timid person who cares about life. Ever since what happened to the compass in my rental house, haven't I been living in a guest house?

I thought, I can be extraordinary, why can’t others be extraordinary?

What's more, that person told me about seeing a different world. This is obviously problematic! "

After hearing this, Yadan nodded and said:
"That's right. After we obtained the surveillance, we also felt that there was a problem. Either the person has to be sent to us or to a mental hospital."

After hearing the interrogation process retold by Yadan and himself, Lin Hao curiously said:

"Can a corpse reader read information about a person who is pretending to be dead?"

"No, I'm cheating on that guy."

Good guy, both humans and ghosts are showing off.

“How are you going to deal with trolls?”

"Keep it locked for now. If we need to exchange hostages in the future, it can be used. Then I will continue working now. You and I will have a chat later."

After Yadan left, I rubbed my hands at Lin Hao and asked in a low voice:
"Milk tea master, um, do you still have the water for this afternoon?"

"Yes, but it must be kept secret!"

"Don't worry, if I tell anyone, I'll be like a puppy. Come on, hang yourself on a hook. You won't be allowed to change for 100 years."

I have read this person, he is quite pragmatic, not too curious, and has not explored the basics. He is a good person!

Those who understand current affairs are heroes, so give them a thumbs up.

but……

"100 years is too short, let's start with 200 years."

"Okay, start over, hang yourself with a hook, and don't change for 200 years."

The dogleg is waiting for news.

The loser is waiting for a reply from the internet troll.

The loser couldn't wait any longer and called the internet troll.
"Troll, is there any progress today?"

"Hey, hello, the internet troll has been caught by us now. We hope you can surrender, come back and change your ways."

Snapped!
The phone is hung up.

The staff member who answered the phone looked at the troll and said:
"The people in your organization are so rude."

Internet troll: If you are polite, your whole family will be polite!
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(End of this chapter)