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Chapter 193 Work Task: The urn is lost, ask the client to get a new one

Lin Hao didn't really care about the free physical examination benefit just issued by the company.

He is already a cultivator of immortality, could there be any problems in his physical examination?
  As for Li Chuchu, after sending the welfare, he successively sent out some messages in the group about "Professional doctors: the correct way to do the anal levitation exercise", "Director Cai teaches you step by step how to do the anal levitation exercise" and "What's going on with the big pinch?" Lin Hao didn’t even click on any videos or articles like this.

He is already a cultivator, but he still has anus?

Li Chuchu definitely didn't send these messages to him. Someone among his colleagues probably had hemorrhoids, and Li Chuchu knew about it.

All he needs to do is to be a solitaire in the group——

"Thank you to the boss for the benefits. The boss is kind-hearted and kind."

Focus on an atmosphere.

However, after Lin Hao sent this message in the group, Li Chuchu sent a private message to Lin Hao.

Li Chuchu: The benefits within the group may take up the profits of some companies. How about I give you my share?
  Lin Hao: As the boss, you decide the benefits that should be paid, and I don’t want your share of the profits.

Li Chuchu: That’s okay, you must go for the physical examination.

Lin Hao: Yeah, I will go.

Li Chuchu put down the phone and looked at the office where there was no third person except himself.

Lin Hao said that he went to the toilet for more than half an hour and has not come back yet, but he was able to reply to the message in time. From this, we can draw a conclusion——

The probability of him suffering from hemorrhoids is very high! Maybe you already have hemorrhoids, maybe you don’t know it.

How can I play with my phone when I go to the toilet? !
  This is extremely irresponsible for your own health!
  But it was difficult for Li Chuchu to say this directly to Lin Hao. As a partner, could she advise Lin Hao to "use his phone less in the toilet"?
  Unrealistic and unrealistic! That picture is rather abstract when you think about it.

But there is still something she can do
  Li Chuchu dialed the number of the HR manager in Kechen City:
  "Recruiting a person, the main job content is to collect the mobile phone behind the toilet door to prevent it from being played when using the toilet. No, the job content is to prevent the mobile phone from falling into the toilet when using the toilet.
  The job title is toilet custodian. In addition to the normal salary, an extra 1000 yuan per month is given as a job subsidy.
  Then install a fresh air system.”

While talking on the phone, Li Chuchu stood up and moved around.

Sitting for long periods of time is also bad for your health.

After explaining her work content, she unknowingly arrived outside the office and looked up at the sky. In the sky at this time, the clouds exuded a faint golden light, which was really beautiful.

She couldn't help but pick up her phone and snap a few photos.

After she put down her phone, Lin Hao also appeared beside her.

Li Chuchu handed the phone interface to Lin Hao:
  "How's it going? Does it look good?"

"Quite good looking."

"Your answer is a bit perfunctory."

Li Chuchu took her phone back and continued to take photos.

While taking pictures, Li Chuchu said:

"I haven't seen such a scenery many times. I must take a photo to commemorate it."

Lin Hao said in his heart: If you want to see such a scene, I can give Lei Jieyun a few more gifts.

Just now in the toilet, after Lei Jieyun collected "merit", when Lin Hao "contributed" merit again, Lei Jieyun's success rate in accepting the merit was greatly improved.

until--

【warn!warn!warn! 】

[Currently, the merits contributed to Lei Jie have reached the upper limit. No matter how many times the Heavenly Dao continues, Lei Jie Yun will be audited]

Seeing this, Lin Hao gave up, but Lin Hao could clearly feel that Lei Jieyun's "hostility" towards him was much smaller.

When the lightning disaster comes again, it should not strike to death again.

I don’t know if Lei Jie Yun can stop himself from being hacked by giving him a few more merits.

Lin Hao decided to wait until Lei Jie Yun stopped glowing golden before sending it away.

The merit of saving all the zombies in a "secret realm" is still very objective.

No, it took a long time to deliver, but half of it hasn’t been delivered yet.

However, saying "all zombies" may be a bit inaccurate. Before the secret realm was completely broken, there was a special zombie outside Bai Wuchang's clone. I don't know if he was still alive.
  Before the space was completely shattered, the zombie seemed to raise its head and shout:
  “Boss, give Sangbiao a chance to work!”

Then, the secret realm completely collapsed.

Lin Hao's incarnation lost all consciousness the moment after the pain.

Sangbiao watched helplessly as the world he had lived in since childhood was shattered in front of him.

My heart is pounding, but there is nothing I can do.

But what is more urgent in front of Sangbiao now is life and death——

If you don’t work, you will die.

The employment situation is quite severe. The consciousness of the world is also constantly urging itself to become Lord Bai Wuchang's subordinate.

but
  They didn't respond at all.

With that kind of indifference in his eyes, even if Sang Biao knelt down in front of him, he wouldn't get the slightest response.

Even if you look at him with lowered eyebrows, you owe him a salary.

Regardless of whether it was in the consciousness space or in the world, no matter how Sangbiao tried, he did not receive an offer from Bai Wuchang's clone before the world collapsed.

Space collapsed.

Endless nothingness.

Extreme emptiness.

His life is GG.

But why do I feel like someone is pushing me?
  "Wake up, Sangbiao"

"Sang Biao, don't sleep, Sang Biao."

"."

A strange yet familiar memory flowed in Sangbiao's mind.

Name: Sang Biao

Sex: Male
  Age: 35
  Occupation: Embalmer and all administrative work in other units
  Relationship status: single

Career plan: Admitted to be a civil servant in Fancai City
  After sorting through his memory for a while, Sangbiao realized that he was...
  Reborn in the main world?
  I changed from a zombie to an ordinary person!

In the fragmented memory, Sangbiao felt that this person was worse off than he was in his previous life. He started as an orphan and wanted to have a family since he was a child.

After graduating from college, it was hard to find a job. He found a job that he liked, but the job looked down on him, so he was picky and selective, and fate chose him as an undertaker.

But
  I can't find anyone suitable for this job!

Let alone building and owning a home!
  Even if he saved a lot of money, it wouldn't matter.

In today's blind date market, if a high-quality blind date can join the aunt's "group", other than the family, they themselves have to start as civil servants.

So, he decided to change jobs.
  In the first year, I applied for the Vacai Electric Power Bureau.

The next year, I applied for the Tobacco Bureau of Fancai City.

In the third year, I applied for the Communication Bureau of Fancai City.

fourth year,
  After taking the exam, he passed the exam until he was 35 years old. This year, he applied for the "Fancai City Death Row Prison".

While working overtime, I also found time to study.

The original owner of this body died suddenly while working and studying.

Then, for unknown reasons, he Sangbiao came.

Sang Biao, go ahead with peace of mind, I, Sangbiao, will make sure you get what you want.

Anyway, he, Sangbiao, became the ultimate king in the small world.

Now I seem to have some kind of power related to death.

The boundaries of this power need to be explored again.

But wouldn’t it be easy for me to enter the workplace after being reborn with powers that exceed those of ordinary people?

After accepting the memory of the original owner, Sang Biao slowly opened his eyes. The nephew of the director's brother-in-law patted Sang Biao on the shoulder:

"Sang Biao, you finally woke up."

The nephew of the colleague and director’s brother-in-law who usually sits opposite Sang Biao’s workstation breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile:
  "Quick, there is a customer who is storing ashes at the door making a fuss. The director asked you to go and deal with it."

Sangbiao: "What's easy to do about this?"

The nephew of the director's brother-in-law: "Didn't we move it once? There are no ashes in the urn."

Sangbiao: "Does the director have any instructions?"

Nephew of the director’s brother-in-law: “Convince the client that we give her a box of ashes?”

Sangbiao: "."

Once you are reborn, will your work intensity be maxed out? No novice protection period?

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  　　Sorry everyone, it’s the end of the year, I have a lot of work, I’m a little overwhelmed, I’m sorry orz
  　　I had a physical examination some time ago and it seemed like there was something wrong with my body. I made an appointment with the oncology department this Friday and I hope it's okay.

　　
  　
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