Pirate: My partner is too crooked

"Eh, eh? After all, we have signed a contract. Don't make such scary moves in front of me!"

Looking at the two tough guys who walked up to him with expressionless faces, Ishtar immediately showed his true colors and waved his hands anxiously.

The sacred aura that had just appeared was gone.

Before coming to this strange world, she had no idea that her Master would be such a decisive and decisive guy!
No, if you are killed by one of your own people as soon as you are summoned, other gods will laugh to death if you spread it to the God Realm!
The point is...

"This goddess hasn't done anything yet!"

"By then it will be too late to throw you into the sea to feed the fish." Lin Zhi said coldly.

This method of destroying corpses and eradicating traces was of no use to Aqua, but it probably had some effect on the person in front of her!

"Huh? What kind of truth is this?"

Thinking that the other party might not know his noble status, Ishtar patted his slightly flat chest and introduced himself proudly, "Although I am only a servant now, I am the representative of Venus, the goddess of nature and harvest. Shtar!"

"Do you know what the concept of a goddess is? No matter what kind of enemy it is, it can be wiped out in an instant!"

Having said that, Ishtar looked proudly at the audience.

It seemed that they were shocked by the resounding title of goddess, and everyone around them was stunned on the spot, showing a rather awe-inspiring expression.

The man in the lead had a flattering smile on his tense face.

This effect made her quite satisfied, and she immediately started to cry.

"Ah? It turns out to be Lord Ishtar."

Lin Zhi smiled and looked kindly at Ishtar, who raised his head and raised his chest, "Then, Lord Ishtar, can you let me see your Bull of Heaven?"

(Gugalana, the bull of the sky, is a giant beast in Babylonian mythology. It has the destructive power to destroy the heaven and the earth. In short, it is a super awesome thing)
"You, how do you know about the Bull of Heaven?"

The proud Ishtar panicked on the spot and moved his eyes around uneasily, "No, no, the Bull of Heaven is a magical thing. I don't have such a pet?"

"...I never said the Bull of Heaven was a living thing."

"Ah? Didn't you say that? I remember you said it just now."

"So, when you crossed over, you lost that thing along the way, right?"

"It's not just a ride. I obviously had a good look at it, but I just stopped after a good night's sleep!"

Halfway through, Ishtar realized what he was saying and quickly reached out his hands to cover his mouth.

"Alas, it seems that she is another useless goddess, meow."

"It's really amazing. Fortunately, I'm really looking forward to what kind of person my new partner will be."

"stare……"

"I seem to see a very familiar shadow on her body."

"Seconded."

"Seconded."

Listening to the constant chatter around him, Ishtar's entire face turned red.

As the most beautiful goddess loved by the gods, she really couldn't accept such a tragedy befalling herself.

"Just, even without the Bull of Heaven, my combat power is still super strong!" Ishtar defended.

In fact, it cannot be said to be an excuse. If you look at the expressiveness of this servant, it will not destroy the world, and there is no problem at all in casually bombing an island.

It’s just that this IQ needs no introduction, everyone knows that it will definitely fall off the chain at a critical moment! "Really? Are you really willing to obey and fight for me?" Lin Zhi took her words and said.

"That's for sure! In the name of the Goddess of Nature and Harvest!"

Ishtar solemnly made her promise, and then she was dumbfounded.

"Oh, no, no, no, I am obedient and fighting for you. You should question it. Isn't it my power?!"

Seeing that the effect of intimidation and suppression was so outstanding, Lin Zhi simply stopped pretending. He smiled and walked up to Ishtar, who was annoyed by his own stupidity, and raised his hand to touch her head.

"When the contract is concluded, you must remember your oath, Lord Ishtar~"

With the lessons learned from Stupid Goddess No. 1, he has accumulated quite a wealth of experience in dealing with these scams, so naturally he will not be led around easily.

That's right, from the beginning, he never thought about actually killing Ishtar.

Although there is something wrong with his mind, this guy's power is indeed quite strong. Now that they are about to fight the World Government, what they need is this kind of high-end combat power!

and……

His consciousness swept through his mind and looking at the ability options that emerged, Lin Zhi could only say, "It's really delicious."

As for the cheating attributes, just train them a lot.

Look at Aqua, isn't she much calmer now?
In the past, this guy should have jumped out and caused trouble long ago!
"Pfft hahaha! What a stupid idiot! Hey! Are you really the goddess of nature and harvest? It's far, far worse than that intern goddess Eris!"

As soon as Lin Zhi finished his soliloquy, the stupid goddess, who was laughing so hard that she turned forward and backward, responded appropriately with practical actions:
It's because he thinks too much...

"A low-level human who came out of nowhere! What did you say? Even if I don't need to put anything on, I am still the most beautiful goddess in the God Realm!"

Ishtar immediately responded strongly.

However, this emphasis is a bit skewed...

"What a human being! Listen up! This goddess is a noble and sacred goddess of water, and her achievements are first-class even in the divine world!"

Aqua, who was described as a "lower human being", became violent in an instant.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I've never heard of this name, but you just imagined it yourself? You're really a humble, pitiful and pathetic guy~"

Ishtar raised his hand to brush his long black hair and mocked in a mean tone.

"Huh? You, a little ghost goddess who hasn't even fully developed her breasts, haven't you heard that this is a natural thing? Do you need Aqua-senpai to teach you the etiquette of a goddess~"

"Breasts are a problem of the human body, what does it have to do with me? Do you really want to fight, you bastard!"

"Okay, let me, as a senior, summon the world-destroying flood to teach you a little lesson."

"Exactly what I want, humble, pitiful and pathetic guy."

"You bastard! How dare you say the same thing twice!!"

……

Looking at the two idiots who were face to face, Lin Zhi's mouth twitched crazily, and he exhaled a breath of helplessness.

An expected development...

It's sizzling!

Just when Aqua and Ishtar were illuminated with divine light at the same time, and they were about to fight, hundreds of millions of volts of thunder fell from the sky, electrifying the two of them to a crisp on the outside and tender on the inside.

"No. 1 and No. 2, you two please give me some peace of mind!!!" (End of Chapter)