Pirate: My partner is too crooked

Everyone looked at the strange girl standing in front of them with doubts on their faces for a moment.

"Strange, Aqua, do you know this guy?" Escanor raised his hand and pointed at the woman who was acting suspiciously.

Look at that shiny high-grade armor, looks like a knight?
"I know you. Isn't that the weak knight who wanted to have a drink with this goddess last night but ended up lying on the ground and vomiting."

Aqua blinked her wise eyes, her gaze casually fell on the knight's makeup, and said firmly, "That pretentious armor is absolutely unmistakable!"

"The one you are talking about should be Knight Goodman. He is a male Meow..." Meow sighed speechlessly.

Forget about being a road idiot, I didn’t expect that this stupid and unlucky goddess was still completely face-blind.

Another day of missing Lin Zhi~
"Also, if I remember correctly, the one lying on the ground vomiting seems to be you, Aqua, right?"

Uta followed up with a stab.

Thinking of the extra cleaning fee they had to pay for spitting rainbows everywhere last night, the girl's pretty face showed the same helplessness as Meow Meow.

"How, how is it possible? This goddess remembers so clearly that there is no such thing at all!"

Aqua broke through the defense on the spot and defended the dignity of the goddess extremely firmly.

"Because that's what happens after you drink."

King's casual words successfully made Aqua shut up with a guilty conscience, and she hid behind everyone with a smile to avoid being exposed.

A world where only stupid goddesses are injured, achieved!

"Speaking of which, since I have never met the woman in front of me, why would she go out of her way to join our new team?"

Escanor returned to the original topic.

"I don't know. Maybe it's a thief with ulterior motives who wants to share the results of our commission?"

"That armor doesn't look like it. Just tell me. She shouldn't be weak."

"If it's not a thief, could it be that he is a beggar who comes to ask for food?"

"It seems there is no such profession in this world..."

"Kanna feels like she's the down-and-out kingdom princess because that's what the comics and magazines say."

"...that guy Lin Zhi, what kind of weird magazine did he read to you?"

Listening to the more and more outrageous conversations that everyone was guessing, Daconis was really a little panicked, and at the same time she was a little inexplicably excited.

Well, what a terrible imagination, to openly discuss my origins in front of so many people!

What a humiliation!

Will there be more outrageous and embarrassing speculations next?

Ah~ say more, hurry up and say more!
Here’s a brief introduction to this person: Darkness (Dustinis Ford Lalatina) is a cross knight who enjoys pleasure from monster attacks and focuses all her skill points on defense. She is also a great noble. The eldest lady's stunt is delusional.

In order to enjoy the pleasure of "defeating in the end despite struggling", he refused to learn attack skills. He was very powerful and held a big sword, but he couldn't even hit a stationary target. Therefore, the actual attack power in battle is infinitely close to 0.

"Whether it's a thief or a beggar, you still have to maintain a certain degree of caution when dealing with guys of unknown origin."

Brooke decisively walked out of the team, interrupting everyone's intense and outrageous speculation, "Let me go directly to understand the opponent's true and false situation!"

Before his friends could react, Brooke flashed in front of Cornis at an extremely fast speed, relying on his weight advantage.

"No, the undead?!" Daconis was shocked.

Brooke was already very familiar with it when she hid behind the big tree and watched yesterday afternoon.

Not because of the horrifying image of the other party with only bones and explosive hair remaining, but the humiliating scene of being hung up and used as bait.

That was exactly what she was looking for, and it was also the fundamental reason why she decided to join the group in front of her!
Looking at Daconis from close range, Brooke's dark and empty eyes burst out with the light of a gentleman, and the nosebleeds that should not exist flowed quietly.

"Here, this lady with a great figure, if possible, can I take a look at your fatness?"

I asked, this pervert skeleton really asked!

Is this what you call understanding the other party’s reality? !

Uta and the others had long expected this outcome, and they all covered their faces with their hands and turned their heads in other directions, pretending not to recognize this guy.

They had no intention of stepping forward to stop and apologize. The armor on the other party looked like it was not a simple passerby's armor.

It's better to let Brooke suffer a little, so as not to harass women everywhere and ruin the reputation of the sea restaurant!
(Do you still have a reputation?)
However, a scene that they never expected appeared.

"Ah! Ah! Is this such an unsightly question to ask? To be so rude to a cross knight wearing armor!"

"What should I do? If I don't tell you Fatty's color, do you want to force me to tell you in a more humiliating way?"

"Damn it! There are such perverted demons in the world! Okay! Come on! Even if you use more extreme methods, I, I will not give in easily!"

Daconis's face was flushed, and she subconsciously tightened her body and took two and a half steps forward, completely exposing her undefended body to Brooke.

Even the old Sepi Brook seemed a little helpless in the face of the other party's uninterruptible commentary-level speaking speed, inexplicable strange excitement, and god-level imagination full of fantasy. He was stunned for a while. The ground was at a loss.

Although he really wanted to know the other person's little secret, all the bones in his body were frantically warning him: Stay away from this pervert, quickly! quick!
"Why didn't you speak suddenly? Could it be that you were thinking about something more extreme? Ah! What a scary look in your eyes. No, in addition to the fat color, you also want to get more dirty and dirty things through cruel means. Information, right? That evil forest-white skull palm..."

Listening to Darkness's increasingly exaggerated thoughts, Gentleman Brooke stuck to his bottom line.

"Although this is something that can be seen from the surface, I'm sorry, I'm just a skeleton, and I don't have scary eyes, yohohoho~"

"Also, this super beautiful lady, please don't tarnish your holy soul."

After a slight pause, Brooke's tone suddenly became extremely serious: "I just want to know the color of Fatty!!"

The heartfelt words of generosity fell, and the whole street fell silent for an instant.

After the identification, this is a showdown between two perverts!

Passersby, fearing that they would go blind and deaf if they continued to watch, avoided the scene.

Some adventurers who were preparing to leave the city for missions even took a long detour.

Even the Meow Meow people standing on Brooke's side passed by the two of them in silence.

The most important thing right now is to quickly get enough money to stay in a hotel.

It's a pity that Brooke, the perfect bait, was restrained, so he had no choice but to use King and Aqua...

A hint of cunning flashed in Miao Miao's eyes.

Seeing that this group of people was about to leave the city, Darkonis forcibly cut off her thoughts, swooped over, and hugged the nearest Escanor's thigh tightly.

"Please, please let me join you! I've really been waiting for guys like you to appear!" "Sorry! We don't need knights with no bottom line!" Aqua turned around and said righteously Sternly refuse.

Are you qualified to judge others with "no bottom line"...

The tired Miaomiao was speechless.

"Aqua is right, you should find someone else to form a team, nya."

Invite you to join the gang? Don’t you think we have enough weird guys here?
"Just, even if you don't want to accept me."

Daconis rubbed the side of her face crazily against Escanor's thigh, and the hot burning sensation made her want to stop. "At least, let me enjoy the feeling of being swallowed by a giant frog while fishing!"

"No matter how much you say, it's useless. We're just waiting. What did you say?"

"I mean, please make sure you strap me to that machine!"

"Welcome aboard, a bit of a perverted knight."

King, a man of few words, immediately extended his palm of approval towards Darkness.

After coming to this different world, he had an impossible dream in his heart, and he had long been prepared to devote his life to the bounty.

But now, only a fool would miss this great opportunity falling from the sky!

Hearing that the perverted knight was actually willing to act as bait, the other friends also changed their faces on the spot, raised a kind smile on their lips, and enthusiastically invited Darkness to join.

"Thank you very much! By the way, my name is Daconis, and I am a Cross Knight. There is no need to worry about my combat power."

In this way, Darkness joined the seven-person team and began to introduce herself familiarly.

With this natural bait added to the mix, the giant frog catching action goes pretty smoothly.

Just three hours after leaving the city, they successfully captured twelve giant frogs that were alive and kicking, and the harvest was quite impressive!
If Darkness, who was covered in frog saliva, wasn't worried about burning out her head due to excessive excitement, this record might have been doubled!
Since there was still a lot of free time, Escanor, Uta and Kangna did not follow the team back to receive the reward, but stayed in the wilderness where monsters were active from time to time.

Escanor wanted to practice the warrior skills he learned from the adventurer cards without using the Gift of the Sun.

Uta also had the same idea and was ready to get used to the summoner profession.

——Just now, she learned a skill to summon slimes.

Kangna's purpose was quite pure, she just wanted to find some game on the grassland to try.

The eight-person team parted ways briefly.

Time passed slowly, and two hours flew by.

After finishing his training, Escanor turned around and saw Conna, who had finished hunting, lying down and taking a nap under the tree out of boredom.

Recalling the terrifying destructive power of this giant dragon cub in the Kingdom of God, Sin of Pride suddenly had the urge to spar with it.

Anyway, it would be a waste of strength to wait until after noon. It is better to take advantage of this comfortable time to find out the limits of Kangna's physical strength.

From the beginning to the end, he felt that coming to the relatively safe world of Suqing was to change the flaws of all of them.

Aqua's brain can definitely not be saved, but Kangna's physical strength can help strengthen it.

(The setting of Kangna here is the same as that of Dragon Maid and Pirate World, and the physical consumption is the same)
Kangna, who was idle and bored, readily agreed to Escanor's "game time".

As a result, the destructive energy of fire and thunder continued to explode on the outskirts of Axel City, scaring the adventurers who went out to the point of peeing, and they fled back to the city to avoid the disaster.

Some professionals revealed that a powerful demon army may have appeared.

This rumor directly caused Axel City to sound the alarm and activate the highest level of vigilance.

Fortunately, the place where Kangna and Escanor fought was not under the jurisdiction of Axel City. Otherwise, even a thousand giant frogs might not be able to compensate for this level of destruction!
The battle, or to be more prepared, is a game played by adults and children, and it does not last long.

As the last white beam of destruction exploded into the distant sky, Kangna's physical strength finally reached its limit, and she stood on the ruins gasping for air like an old woman.

"Hahaha! It's not bad. It lasts longer than expected."

Escanor walked out of the sky full of flowers. The white vest on his body completely exploded during the battle, revealing extremely strong muscles.

While expressing high praise for Kangna, he began to think about effective training methods.

Under normal circumstances, physical fitness is difficult to complete in a short period of time. Otherwise, Kangna would not have improved significantly after coming to the pirate world for so long.

But fortunately, in addition to abundant time, this world also has the special item of adventurer cards.

In addition to regular training, I just put in all my strength because I'm afraid of getting tired.

"The next life may be a little harder, are you mentally prepared, Kangna-chan?"

Escanor looked around the messy battlefield and asked in a deep voice, "Also, we should change to a quieter and more remote training venue."

"Yeah! Kangna wants to become stronger!"

Kangna clenched her fists with a firm expression.

Although she is the youngest in the entire team in terms of age or mental capacity, she has personally participated in the war in the Kingdom of God, and she also wants to do something for Xiao Lin who is working hard.

This is what she has always thought, but the sensible dragon cub is not good at expressing it.

Just like now, even if deep down she wants to better protect Xiaolin and her friends, Kangna just says that she wants to become stronger.

"Mr. Escanor, please include me and teach me Taijutsu and Haki!"

Uta ran over quickly and put away his arrogant temper.

After seeing the slime she summoned being kicked into pieces by a squirrel on the tree, she couldn't bear it anymore.

If the summoned object doesn't work, then she, the summoner, will do it herself!
(What? The head coach is actually warming up?)
"I'm sorry, I still have little understanding of the domineering system. As for physical skills, king should be more suitable." Escanor said truthfully.

There is no modesty in these words. After all, his fighting style has always been to throw the sun at the enemy without mercy.

He had always been driven away as a monster in his original world, and indeed he had not received any special physical training. He relied solely on the super reflexes and physical strength blessed by the sun.

"King? It seems pretty good, so that's the decision!"

Uta clenched his fists and gave himself a cheering gesture.

The plan to become stronger was finalized, and the three of them returned to Axel City happily.

Little did they know that in the mountain forest on the outskirts, a certain Demon King Army cadre's lungs were about to explode.

"Who is it! Which damn bastard is it that is so idle that it throws electromagnetic cannons at my base?"

"His grandma's castle, I just cleaned up!!!" (End of Chapter)