Pirate: My partner is too crooked

As the dazzling light gradually dissipated, an adventurer card engraved with various attributes was suspended above the magic crystal ball.

Luna's face was solemn, and she reached for the card and looked at it carefully.

Although the movement emanating from the crystal ball could roughly guess the result, the attribute values ​​floating on it still made her scream in surprise.

In addition to the normal level of luck, intelligence, physical fitness, agility, magic, strength and other attribute talents are all at the top MAX!

This means that the tall man with bulging muscles in front of him is suitable for almost any adventurer profession. He is a super rare full-time master!

What needs special attention is that the magic value is about to explode.

It’s hard to imagine why this powerful man couldn’t raise enough money to register as an adventurer until now!
"It's amazing. I've been running this job for so many years, and this is the first time I've seen a comprehensive adventurer like you. Even brave men find it difficult to reach this level."

Luna respectfully presented the adventurer card with both hands, her words filled with undisguised excitement and admiration.

"Hahaha, that's expected, isn't it?"

Escanor smiled and took the card, completely ignoring the shocked looks from the crowd.

For him, who is arrogant, this is just a matter of course and not worth showing off.

Of course, if he came to register at night, the scene would be quite exciting, and it would definitely set a new record low for adventurers!

This is an equivalent exchange of the magical "Gift of the Sun", and it is also the fatal flaw that Escanor hopes to make up for through this world that also has magical elements.

Aside from the fact that Lin Zhi, who had become the Great Demon King, knew his power very well, he also wanted to give himself at night the most basic combat capabilities.

After all, Suqing's world is just a civil war game, and their real enemy is always the evil-doing world government!

Making full use of this rare opportunity to improve yourself is Escanor's correct understanding of this time travel.

If not, he could have taken advantage of the one-minute peak at noon to attack the Demon King's City!
There is no time to express how powerful Escanor is. The next person to appear is a humanoid monster. No, it is the strongest villain of Pokémon, Meowth!

"Hey, can a pet cat also be a hero?"

"Stop it, have you ever seen a pet cat that can speak human language?"

"It is said that people from the construction team said that he was once the master of monsters living deep in the demon forest, and was sealed by the goddess to become this cute appearance today."

The adventurers were talking in silence, and Miaomiao almost couldn't help but reward each of them with a wild scratch.

Forget about pet cats, where did the lord of monsters come from? Meow! !

"Please Mister Mewmew."

Luna was surprisingly unable to resist this cute talking cat, and was about to use the excuse of her lack of height to take the initiative to hold it in her arms.

Unexpectedly, Miaomiao stepped on the air with her moon step, which made her dumbfounded.

The moment the cat's paw touched the crystal ball, light lit up again, and the adventurer card was immediately generated.

Compared to Escanor's shocking attributes, Miao Miao's identification results were not particularly outstanding.

However, the intelligence value that clearly exceeded the normal level, as well as the various indicators that were not weak, still made the whole audience exclaim.

After comparison, those loser adventurers who found that they could not even compete with a pet cat lowered their heads in inferiority, exuding full of despair.

However, they did not know that an even heavier blow was yet to come.

The cute little loli looks like she is only six or seven years old, and her special values ​​such as magic power, agility, etc. are all maxed out.

If it weren't for his physical deficiencies, in terms of talent tested by the crystal ball, he would even be stronger than Escanor at the beginning!
Immediately afterwards, King, Brooke, and Utta stepped forward to conduct the test.

Whether it's King's physical fitness, Brooke's vitality, or Uta's mental strength, they are all extremely high values ​​that all adventurers present can't hope to achieve!
This made this group of people who originally wanted to watch all the fun fall into a deep emo mood.

Some people have weak psychological endurance and even give up their career as adventurers on the spot and decide to go to the construction site to move bricks.

There is no special reason, just because moving bricks makes people lucky!
The last person to appear in the finale is naturally the confident idiot goddess.

The brilliant light shines, and adventurer cards recording various attributes are generated.

"Ah la ah la, this situation is really rare..."

Luna looked blankly at the values ​​on the card.

All attributes are maxed out, except for intelligence and luck, which have unprecedented negative numbers? !
"Wow hahaha! Did you see that this goddess has the strongest attributes!"

Aqua took the attribute card from Luna's hand and showed it off to her friends with a stern expression on her face.

As for the pitifully low intelligence and luck, there is no way to see it with the intelligence of those blue eyes.

To Aqua's surprise, Miaomiao and others all had the same indifferent expression when they saw the attribute card.

It sounds right, there is nothing beyond the expected range, who would be surprised?
With King, the son of luck, supporting him, Aqua's bad luck was not obvious, but that unique aura of wisdom had long been deeply engraved into their consciousness.

The adventurers who didn't know what was going on were quite cooperative and showed the reaction Aqua expected.

But with Escanor and Kangna in front, the shock was not exaggerated.

"Wait a minute, did you just use 'my goddess'?" Luna keenly captured the very key words.

In this world, very few people dare to call themselves names that are so easy to attract hatred.

"Yes, I am Aqua, the goddess of water~" Aqua calmly announced her name.

Luna was startled. She looked carefully at those eyes full of wisdom. After a few seconds of silence, she suddenly realized in a low voice: "I see, then the negative numbers on the attribute cards make sense."

It was still a unbelievable thing at first, but if you want to say that you are the legendary Axis cultist with an abnormal mind, then it will be okay.

Don't say you are the goddess of water, even if you say you are the devil, I will not doubt your mental state!
Although Axel City is not the main city of the Axis Cult, the adventurers present have heard a little bit about this "organization".

As soon as Aqua's name was thrown out, the whole audience knew it.

Everyone had their disgust written on their faces, quietly moved their chairs, and kept an absolutely safe distance from the nervous Aqua.

Furthermore, Miao Miao and others were also labeled as people who needed special attention.

This is all thanks to Aqua~
In any case, with the stable performance of Qian's ability, everyone's adventurer certification was successfully completed.

Next, of course, is to receive the task commission.

This is also what the partners who have been moving bricks for three days are looking forward to: If you want to live in a hotel comfortably and stay away from the stables that are leaking and smelling of special smells, entrusting is the most efficient and legal method at the moment. !
This is their greatest ideal and ambition at this stage. As for defeating the Great Demon King Lin Zhi, they have long been forgotten...

That's too far away and unrealistic!
Since I had just registered as an adventurer, my exploration of the world was very low (no one wants to believe a scammer anymore). Therefore, even though our partners are very strong, for the sake of safety, they decided to follow the rules of the Adventurer's Guild and start with the most basic commission.

[Mission: Defeat the giant frog active in the outer suburbs of Axel City]

[Introduction: Giant frogs often prey on cattle and sheep on the grassland, causing great trouble to herdsmen. For each successful attack on one, you will receive 250,000 Eris coins]

[Note: The meat of the giant frog has a light taste and a refreshing texture. It is one of the most popular ingredients in the world, so it needs to be brought back with the complete body]

[Special note: Giant frogs can also eat humans alive and are immune to ordinary physical attacks (such as straight punches, etc.). Please use magic or slashing as much as possible]

After successfully registering from the administrator Luna, the group left the Adventurer's Guild in a hurry with their equipment fully equipped and full of enthusiasm.

Adventure teams in this world are usually teams of four, composed of different professions that complement each other.

Therefore, the seven-member team led by Aqua has a very large lineup.

On the way, based on Sister Luna's advice, everyone chose their careers.

Aqua chose the priest she liked best without thinking, while the others had the same idea as Escanor and made their choices based on their own flaws.

Miao Miao is a creator with the ability to invent, and King is a knight who can maximize the characteristics of equipment;
Kangna is a hunter (literally) and Escanor is a magical warrior who can strengthen himself;

Brooke chose a swordsman who could improve his sword skills. After some hesitation, Uta finally chose a summoner who was closer to the song fruit.

The last Infinite Dream (miniature flying dragon) chose to be the mascot (no).

Putting aside the facts, there is one thing to say: the career distribution of their team is still quite perfect, with meat, milk and output!

After choosing their respective professions and adding points to the adventurer cards, everyone had arrived at the outskirts of Axel City.

With the king's blessing, they were very lucky. Not far out from the grassland, they jumped over three large frogs with different looks.

The big round mouth, the strange and cute appearance, the eyes that overlook everything, and the body that is several meters tall...

This is exactly the goal of this commission!
"Everyone, be ready for battle. With our strength, we can definitely win the commission money easily!"

"Keep quiet and don't scare them away."

Not knowing where the confidence came from, Aqua acted as the leader of the team.

In the end, someone actually listened to her words and tiptoed towards the three giant frogs.

It’s the hunter of the team—Kanna!
"Hmph, as expected of Kangna-chan. This enthusiasm to contribute to the team is very commendable."

Aqua expressed high praise for Kangna's courage to take the lead and her flawless concealment ability.

She was very confident in the former and didn't think that a few frogs would be a match for the ancient dragon cub.

Hearing this statement, others looked sideways and gave Aqua a "Do you really think so?" look.

In fact, the trust of the idiot goddess is not wrong, but...

When she looked at Kang Na, whose cheeks were bulging into balls, and the three giant frogs who disappeared out of thin air, her face instantly became unbearable!

"Xiaoya, the little green tiles are very spicy when they are spicy. The taste is very unpleasant~"

Kang Na had a cute expression on her face and commented in vague words while chewing the frog meat in her mouth.

The shocked Aqua's mouth twitched, and she was speechless.

"Kanna-chan, you did a good job, don't do it like this next time." She forced a smile after regaining consciousness.

After all, she was the favorite of the group. Even if she successfully missed the opportunity to receive her reward, seeing Kang Na eating so happily, it was naturally impossible for everyone to say anything.

Not sure if it was the time when giant frogs were active, or if the king's luck was stable, but not long after, they encountered two more giant frogs.

This time, Aqua no longer hesitated, raised her fist and rushed towards him without saying a word.

"Hey Aqua, I promised to keep quiet..."

Just when Uta stopped him, Aqua, who rushed to the giant frog, had already completed a series of passionate chants.

"This is a punch that contains the power of the goddess. Fall down obediently and become our trophy, you ugly low-level monster!!"

Amid the gorgeous flames filled with special effects, Aqua's Fist of God and Divine Wind, which she unleashed with all her strength, hit the giant frog's round belly head-on.

He successfully gave the other party a massage without much feeling.

Guagua?

The giant frog lowered his head and stared coldly at Aqua, whose eyes were full of wisdom.

"Hey, if you look carefully, Mr. Frog is quite cute!"

Before she could finish her words, the stupid goddess was swept away by the big tongue ejected from the giant frog and bit into her mouth. Only two of them were left jumping around outside.

"According to Miss Luna, this giant frog cannot move while eating."

Escanor smiled indifferently and drew out the golden battle ax from his back, "It's a very successful seduction plan, Aqua."

hum!
The sharp ax passed by, and the giant frog fell to the ground.

At the same time, the stupid goddess, who was covered in sticky saliva, was spat out.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.Taken, this goddess, was filthy by a smelly frog..."

Aqua sat on the ground and howled like a child, completely losing the passion she had just moved forward with.

"Hey! Be careful, there's another one!" Uta quickly warned.

Over there, another giant frog jumped behind Escanor, and its flexible tongue covered with saliva quickly poked out!
Escanor stood motionless, actively releasing the solar heat contained in his body.

Whoohoo!
A scalding heat wave swept out, and the giant frog in the attacking state was burned to ashes before it could react, leaving only a pile of black ashes.

"Ah, ah, ah, I obviously have good control over my strength, but I didn't expect it to be so painless."

Escanor scratched his head and smiled.

At this point, after unremitting efforts, a team of up to seven people successfully captured the giant frog:
One! (End of chapter)