Pirate: My partner is too crooked

"Wait a minute, this inexplicably familiar conversation..."

Kuleha did not say the color of the fat as the pervert Brooke wanted, and a flash of reminiscence flashed through her cloudy pupils.

The tall and thin skeleton wearing a formal dress standing in front of him gradually overlapped with a figure that existed in distant memory.

Then, more and more blurred figures appeared, which were a group of pirates that could bring joy and laughter to people.

"It really reminds me of a wonderful picture. When I was a young and beautiful girl, there was a pervert who asked the same question as you."

Kuleha's tone was full of emotion.

That was more than a hundred years ago, and the environment on Cigu Island was still prosperous. The doctors did their best to treat the residents of the island and even passing pirates without asking for anything in return.

It was at that time that the nickname "Medical Country" was acquired.

"Oh? I didn't expect that in this world, there are people like me who have this lofty ideal of pursuing perfect art?" Brooke looked a little surprised.

"This is just pure perversion..."

While the two were talking, Chopper had already pulled out Hiriluk who had been stuck upside down in the snow like a carrot.

Under the influence of inertia, one person and one deer fell down, and the scene was very funny.

"Hey! Kuleha, you are too cruel! You have to take care of a patient like me who has just recovered!"

Siruluk, who was sitting on top of Chopper, rubbed his head and scolded Kuleha for his violence just now.

"Kureha?"

Brooke was surprised, "Are you Dr. Kureha who loves to drink plum wine and has excellent medical skills but charges extremely high prices?"

"You know me?" Kuleha raised an eyebrow.

"It's me! Can't you see it? Brooke, the nose singer of the Rumba Pirates!"

Brooke excitedly raised his skull palm and pointed at his skull.

Here's the thing.

After the Lombard Pirates left Rabu in the Twin Gorges, all members of the Lombard Pirates contracted sea sickness because they could not adapt to the strange and changeable climate of the Grand Line.

It was Kuleha, who was working as a doctor in the Drum Kingdom at that time, who rescued them.

Nose Brook?

Kuleha stared at Brooke carefully, and after detailed comparison, she finally saw the clues from the distinctive afro.

"It's really you! I didn't expect that after so many years, you're still not dead!"

Looking at Brooke's pure white bones, she quickly used a more precise description, "No, why can't you die after everything is like this?"

"Ahem, this is a long story. Speaking of which, the color of the fat you mentioned back then seems to be..."

dong dong!

Before he finished speaking, two big red bumps appeared on Brooke's skull head.

"Don't say this kind of thing in front of so many people. Even I will feel ashamed."

Kureha retracted her fist with an expressionless expression.

At some point, Lin Zhi and others had walked through the wind and snow and arrived behind Brooke.

"Humans, lots of humans!"

Chopper, who had tried his best to get rid of Hiruluk's big butt, looked at the many figures that suddenly appeared, and hurriedly hid in Hiruluk's trouser legs.

The hiding method that exposes the entire plush body is extremely conspicuous.

"Wait, a talking skeleton? Weird, monster! Doctor Siruluk, there is a monster!!"

After thinking for a few seconds, Chopper, who had extremely slow reflexes, finally realized Brook's presence and was so frightened that he ran wildly on the snow.

"A talking blue-nosed civet cat? What a cute little thing~"

Aqua, who had no resistance to cute things, immediately noticed Chopper.

"stare……"

Kangna, who also had no resistance to cute food, opened her pure and clear vertical pupils, and her eyes followed Chopper's running.

The instinctive predatory reaction made her ready to take action.

"What's wrong with you, Blue Nose, you bastard! Also, I'm a reindeer, not a civet cat!!"

After hearing the most unacceptable description of himself, Chopper, who was running away in fear, suddenly stopped and bared his teeth at Aqua from a long distance away.

At this moment, Kangna, who saw the right moment, made a move!

Then, two cute little fat legs wearing white stockings immediately hovered in mid-air.

"Although it is an emergency food reserve, it is different from the group of cannibal rabbits at the foot of the mountain. It cannot be eaten, Kang Na."

Lin Zhi held Kangna in his hand and patiently taught her the basic ability to distinguish food.

"Oh."

Kang Na nodded slightly, regretfully removing her Abyss Dragon Mouth, and regained her cute and cute appearance.

"It's so scary. These guys are really scary..."

Chopper, who witnessed this scene with his own eyes, hid under a crooked-neck tree in the distance and shivered.

"This idiot Siruluk definitely doesn't have that kind of ability. He should be the one you saved, right?"

Kureha's eyes flashed, and she ignored Chopper's tricks and took the initiative to turn aside, "Come and sit in the house, people from overseas can even cure terminal diseases."

"That would be troublesome."

Lin Zhi was not polite and walked into the heated back room with his friends.

The warm-toned light inside the house made everyone passing by the ice and snow feel a pleasant warmth.

After Siruluk's brief introduction, Kuleha soon learned the identity of this group of people from the outer sea who suddenly appeared.

"No wonder it looks familiar. I didn't expect that you guys have been causing a lot of trouble recently. You killed Tianlong and you can become a member of the Shichibukai's restaurant on the sea!"

Kuleha sat on the chair with her legs crossed, and her palms holding the wine bottle couldn't help but tighten a little more.

Even though she was used to seeing all kinds of vicious pirates, she still couldn't help but feel nervous.

After all, this is the third largest force in the world on the sea today, capable of competing with the Navy Headquarters and the Emperor of the Sea. He is a real big shot!

"It's just a fluke. It's just a helpless move forced by the situation."

Lin Zhi took the hot tea poured by the other party and drank it in one gulp, smiling modestly.

It can be regarded as a success in being a lucky brother.

"In this case, Siruluk, you are in a very bad situation. If you dare to blame the King's Shichibukai, the consequences will be very tragic."

Kureha took a sip of plum wine with a smile and looked at Siruluk beside her with evil intentions.

"Don't make it sound like I'm someone who often does that kind of thing! I've been upright and aboveboard in my life, when did I ever let myself get paid?"

Siruluk defended with a red face.

puff.

Chopper, who was hiding at the far corner of the table, couldn't hold it back and let out a sarcastic laugh.

This moment attracted Siruluk's attention: "By the way, Mr. Lin Zhi, to be honest, I really can't afford one hundred thousand beli right now."

"How about you see if this works? I'll mortgage this talking blue-nosed reindeer to you as a meal fee!"

Hearing this, Chopper's teeth immediately turned into jagged shapes.

"Asshole Siruluk, I am not a commodity that can be traded at will!!"

I thought that Siruluk's behavior of "selling his son" was going too far. Unexpectedly, Lin Zhi's next answer directly caused the two men to break the defense on the spot.

"Sorry, we already have emergency reserves of food on board, so we don't need it for the time being."

Although Chopper is a very interesting guy, there is already a goddess with full healing skills on their ship, so there is no need for another ship doctor.

Not to mention that at this point in time, Chopper's medical skills are still at the budding stage where he can use poisonous mushrooms as a panacea!

"I'm not some emergency reserve food!"

"Asshole Lin Zhi, who is talking about emergency reserve food?"

Chopper and Meowth yelled at the same time.

The two creatures, who have never met before, have unified their front at this time.

Looking at Chopper and Miaomiao who had the same expression, Lin Zhi laughed loudly: "It's just a joke, just a joke, don't take it so seriously."

"Cran Lin Zhi."

Aqua, who was secretly drinking Kureha plum wine, muttered something in a low voice.

After all, she is an alcoholic goddess who never misses any opportunity to drink.

"Wait? The cat actually spoke, you, you are a monster too?!"

Chopper suddenly realized this problem and looked at the cat with a gold coin on his head with curiosity.

Because he took the form of a common man after eating the Renren Fruit, he was not only abandoned by the deer, but was also driven away and beaten by humans as a monster.

Now that I see that there are "similar people" like me who can talk and walk on two legs, I can't help but feel an inexplicable sense of intimacy in my heart.

"Who are you talking about a monster? Bastard Tanuki, I am the cute and charming villain Pokémon Meowth!"

Meow Meow turned around and glared at Chopper, with three extremely sharp claws emerging from his palms.

"It's not a civet cat, it's a reindeer, a strong and brave reindeer!!"

Chopper, who was injured for the second time, could no longer hide his wild nature, and rushed towards Meow Meow with a branch in hand.

He hasn't developed the blue wave ball yet, so he naturally doesn't know how to use weird techniques like wrist strengthening and weakness analysis.

Just like that, the two reserve grains who had been united just now started fighting in Kuleha's house.

"Brother Meow, is he also an animal-type Devil Fruit user?"

While asking Lin Zhi aloud, Kuleha was still looking at the king sitting at the back with the corner of her eye. He was quite wary of this fierce and domineering blond man who had not said a single word.

She probably wouldn't have thought about it even if she was beaten to death. What King was thinking about at this moment was whether he could beat a reindeer that could turn into a muscular human. This was a question worth pondering...

"That's probably understandable. Even if you look at him like this, that guy is a very important partner of ours."

Lin Zhi watched with great interest the fierce battle that broke out between the reindeer and the Pokémon.

Although Meow Meow did not have the ability to switch between three forms at will like Chopper, with his rich experience, danger, ahem, and superb IQ, he still suppressed Chopper steadily and was at an absolute advantage.

"Hey! Chopper, use your left uppercut to attack his empty right side. Don't confront him head-on. Show off your momentum against the guards!"

The heartless Siruluk squatted on the ground, giving advice to Chopper with a smile on his face.

This was the first time he saw Chopper getting along so "happily" with outsiders, and he couldn't help but be very excited.

"Meow meow! Use crazy scratching to attack the lower body of that little raccoon cat!"

Of course, the stupid goddess couldn't miss this kind of excitement. She put down the empty plum wine bottle in her arms and directed Meow Meow's actions with great interest.

"Chopper! Use the bait tactics I taught you to avoid the opponent's attacks!"

Seeing the opponent's trainer coming on the field, Hiluluk became more playful and gave instructions not to be outdone.

Aqua raised her eyebrows, and then said: "Miao Miao, don't worry about it so much, just use Feng Hua Bird Yue to KO it!"

Miaomiao and Chopper, who were fighting vigorously, felt something was wrong the more they thought about it. Just through the exchange of eyes, they knew what the other was thinking.

"Asshole! Who wants to listen to your messy instructions!!!" x2

Just like that, the idiot trainer Aqua and the quack trainer Siruluk were given a gift package on their foreheads.

The two of them just squatted in front of the frantic Meow Meow and Chopper, repeating Sumimase in their mouths.

Such a funny scene made everyone laugh, and the small room echoed with cheerful laughter.

In any case, after such a fuss, even if everyone became completely familiar with each other, Chopper was not very afraid of Lin Zhi and this group of humans from the outer sea.

Of course, except King, who looks super scary with a serious face.

"Then Aqua, you stay here for now. Meowth and I will go and talk to the king of this country first."

Seeing that it was getting late, Lin Zhi slowly stood up and got ready to get down to business.

"Reminiscing about old times? Brother Lin Zhi, do you know Valpo?" Kuleha was shocked by this unexpected discovery.

Valpo's behavior is very bad. If there is any connection with the King Shichibukai in front of her, then she will have to cheer up.

"That's right, that guy has what I want."

Lin Zhi nodded lightly, his tone not sounding as kind as he would treat a friend.

"That's it." Kuleha breathed a sigh of relief without showing any signs of it.

"Then Mr. Lin Zhi, as agreed before, let me lead you." Siruluk took the initiative to stand up.

"You won't need it as soon as you recover."

Lin Zhi turned around and looked at the snowy sky outside the house, and wrote lightly, "Just point me in the direction of where his home is."

"In the King's City in the southwest, you need to go through rugged snowy roads to get there, so let me take you..."

It's sizzling!

Before he finished speaking, Lin Zhi, who was holding Miaomiao, turned into a flash of thunder and disappeared.

"In the past...right?"

Siruluk froze on the spot with his eyes widened, frightened by this unnatural scene.

"After all, this is the King's Shichibukai. No matter what kind of methods we can't understand, it's not surprising." Kuleha sighed in a low voice.

Looking at the place where Lin Zhi disappeared, a slight smile appeared on her wrinkled face.

Valpo, who dominates the Drum Kingdom, will finally suffer his old sin...

In the King's Castle with the wind and snow blowing, in the comfortable hall with full heating.

"Hahaha! I finally got rid of that troublesome quack doctor. In this way, my goal of monopolizing the entire country's medical resources will be completely achieved!"

Valpo, whose entire chin was made of metal, sat on the throne and laughed excitedly thinking that a steady stream of money would flow into his pocket in the future.

As for the remaining Dr. Kuleha, he didn't particularly care.

That old guy's charging standards are even more cruel than mine. Only a fool would leave the doctor alone and go to her for treatment!

Behind Valpo, 20 doctors stood indifferently, and the guard captain Dole next to him lowered his head in depression.

Siruluk's words before his death had completely shaken their beliefs.

Is it really possible for the entire country to be saved by working for such a scumbag king?

Boom!

The loud explosion interrupted Dalton's extremely complicated thoughts. He looked up suddenly and saw that the heavy steel gate was smashed to pieces and surrounded by armed guards who were constantly moaning in pain.

In the billowing smoke and dust caused by the explosion, a man in a black trench coat walked slowly, with a cat walking on two legs beside him.

"Who is it? How dare you break into my castle!"

Valpo, who was immersed in the joy of making a fortune, was startled. He stood up nervously and quietly hid behind Doctor 20.

"Your gate has been broken for too long. I'll help you repair it a little, Valpo."

Lin Zhi came to the middle of the hall and looked up at Valpo sitting on the throne.

The sullen idiot in front of him can be regarded as an iconic figure in the world of pirates - he obviously possesses unbreakable fruit abilities, but he is extremely weak.

"Is this why you broke in? You are such a reckless bastard. Do you know whose territory this is?!"

Valpo, who was used to being domineering, took out a musket from his body and aimed it at the intruder without saying a word.

"Wait a minute, King Valpo, that man is absolutely right..."

Dalton's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and his eyes looked at Lin Zhi with extremely strong fear, "It's the new king of Shichibukai, the extremely evil Thunder Lin Zhi!"

As the country's guard captain, he cares more about the news on the sea than other residents.

"What? Your Majesty the Seven Warriors Kai?!!"

Upon hearing this resounding name, Valpo immediately panicked and sat down on the throne with his legs weak.

His cunning eyes moved wildly, but he quickly regained his composure.

"So what, whoever dares to go to my country and take action will be shot and executed!!"

Ignoring Dalton's persuasion, Valbo brazenly pulled the trigger on Lin Zhi.

However, what was fired from the cold barrel was not a pitch-black bullet, but a secretly packaged smoke bomb.

boom!

The smoke bomb exploded in front of Lin Zhi, erupting into billowing white smoke that instantly covered the entire spacious hall, blocking everyone's view.

"Dalton, as a king, I am ordering you to stop him even if you die!"

After Valpo, who turned into a handsome man by swallowing himself, left such a death order, he ran away without thinking, completely losing the arrogance he had shouted just now.

Although this guy may appear to be arrogant and domineering, he is still very self-aware when the critical moment comes.

Realizing that the other party is evil and has the power to kill him, he runs away without any hesitation!

This is the fundamental reason why the Blackbeard Pirates in later generations failed in the Drum Kingdom.

It's sizzling!

Lightning flashed, scattering the dense smoke.

"He is indeed a slippery coward."

Lin Zhi stood calmly in the circle of guards who rushed in after hearing the noise, and was not in a hurry to chase Valpo.

In the face of thunder and lightning's rapid speed and electric waves, what if Valpo ran 39 meters first?

"Although I don't know what the purpose of a big shot like you is in the Drum Kingdom, I'm sorry, but I can't let you pass here."

A strong and muscular figure stopped in front of Lin Zhi and Miaomiao.

The guard captain Dalton had a serious expression and activated the strongest orc form of the Niu Niu fruit - the tauren.

The momentum was well maintained, but the time of appearance was too short.

The lightning pulsed, and in just one second, Dalton, who was struck by lightning, fell to the ground in twitching convulsions.

Lin Zhi walked past the unconscious Dalton with an expressionless face and faced the surrounding guards with their muskets raised high.

"Courage is worthy of praise, but extremely stupid loyalty will make this country even more sick."

This sentence was spoken not only to Dalton, but also to this group of guards who "dedicated themselves to their duties."

Unfortunately, the guards didn't seem to listen, and instead pulled the triggers of their muskets hard.

It's sizzling!

The second before the gunfire sounded, the roaring thunder flooded the entire hall.

At the same time, inside the Royal City Armory.

The panicked Valpo quickly brought out the super weapon that he had treasured for many years - the Royal Iron Barrel Crown Seven-shot Iron Cannon.

As he opened his mouth and swallowed the super cannon, his whole image changed again, and he had the body of a huge cannon.

No matter who you are, King Shichibukai, just destroy the whole castle and see how you survive!

With this crazy idea, a cruel smile appeared on the corner of Valpo's mouth.

"That guy Dalton should have followed my orders well and stopped that bastard, right?"

"What if he can't hold it for even a second?" A dull voice came from behind.

"No way, no matter how useless he is, Dalton is still my guard captain!"

Valpo immediately questioned this ridiculous statement, and then as he was talking, he suddenly realized something was wrong and froze in place, "Huh?"

He blinked his round eyes, and with an uneasy mood, he twisted his stiff neck and looked behind him little by little.

The man with a hearty smile came into view immediately.

"Ah!!!" (End of chapter)