Pirate: My partner is too crooked

Fish-Man Island, a chaotic Fish-Man Street.

"What? Shanks, that bastard with red hair, actually became a Yonko?!"

The red and sexy round nose shouted loudly, scaring the nearby fish-man gangsters to take the initiative to stay away.

"Bucky, why are you so excited? Who is the fourth emperor and what does it have to do with us?"

Next to him, a thin and sinister man crossed his legs and calmly raised the coffee in his hand to take a sip.

With the strange hairstyle and that vulgar face, it is easy to determine his identity.

Gal Dino, the future member of the Baroque Working Group, Mr3!

Naturally, the three leaders of the Buggy Pirates, Kabaji, Mochi and Shishi Liki, were around, as well as the tough little brother who had been confused along the way and was impressed by Buggy's "charm".

Although he is called a junior, in fact, their average bounty exceeds [-] million beli. He is the type who can beat up the incompetent captain if he picks one out at random.

And this is one of the reasons why the gangsters in Fishman Street are afraid.

After all, he is a lucky character. Even if the development of the world is affected by the arrival of Lin Zhi, which has many butterfly effects, Bucky is still doing quite well.

"The relationship is huge. That bastard and I still have a big feud that we have to settle!"

Bucky clenched his fists, and the Joker's face was filled with anger.

When the boys next to him saw this, their cruel eyes suddenly turned into starry eyes, and they shouted in unison.

"Oh oh oh! As expected of Lord Bucky, he doesn't even pay attention to the newly promoted Yonko!"

Bucky ignored the compliments of his younger brothers and slowly raised his white-gloved palm to signal them to stay quiet.

Then, he set his sights on Lin Zhi, who was on the same page as Shanks.

"And this damn Lin Zhi, who didn't come to Fish-Man Island, and actually ran back to Alabasta!"

Here's the thing.

After learning that Lin Zhi had appeared in the Chambord Islands, Bucky thought that Lin Zhi would not appear in Alabasta, and then led his brothers to sneak out of Laosha's underground prison and ran to Fishman Island, which was the only way to enter the new world. , continuing the insidious ambush.

He never expected that Lin Zhi would not follow the normal route, causing his well-planned trap to come to nothing!

"Not only the newly promoted four emperors, but also the seven warriors under the king have this attitude..."

"Lord Bucky, is this your courage and arrogance as a great pirate?!"

The younger brother was shocked again and his expression looked quite exaggerated.

I really don’t know what’s going on in the minds of this group of pirates who have committed many evil deeds on the Grand Line.

Galdino glanced at the crazy-looking younger brothers, complained in his mind, and asked: "So, what are we going to do next?"

The main reason why he chose to follow them all the way was that he could get a lot of benefits by being among the Baki Pirates, who had many strong men.

If Bucky really wants to attack the Yonko or the Shichibukai, then sorry, he only values ​​profit and his own life, so he has to run away in advance!
  "Of course..." Bucky rolled his eyes.

"Go to the new world, pull down the red-haired new Yonko, and become famous all over the world!!"

The younger brothers behind him who already had the answer were one step ahead and enthusiastically answered for him.

"Ah, ah?"

Bucky, who wanted to return to the East China Sea and continue to be the emperor of the earth, was stunned on the spot, his eyes widened, and a trace of snot dripped down his nose.

What a bullshit new world!
  Not only are there ferocious and cruel pirates everywhere, but there are also ridiculously powerful monsters like Whitebeard Kaido's mother!
  With my level of strength, what's the difference between going to the new world and dying?
  No one here knew the harsh environment of the new world better than him, who had followed Roger for many years.

That is simply not something ordinary humans like him can survive!

"Lord Bucky, could it be said that you..."

This look of "Are you kidding me?" made the younger brothers around him stunned, and the high atmosphere dropped to freezing point.

Bucky and several core cadres panicked at that time, thinking that these brutal guys had discovered the fact that they were actually super weak.

However, the next second, the dull boys burst into even more excited shouts.

"Your target is not the new Yonko at all, but the old Yonko Kaido, or even the strongest man in the world, Whitebeard?"

"What a terrible man, is this your courage, Lord Bucky!~"

Kabaji and others: "..."

Bucky's mouth twitched violently as he was loudly supported by his younger brothers. Thinking of the cruel methods used by this group of people after knowing the truth, he knew that he was already riding a tiger.

So, even though he was panicking inside, he was still strong and shocked. He used the ability of the Split Fruit to stretch his body hidden under the big red robe to become huge and full of oppression.

"That's right! My target is Whitebeard!!"

Finally, the Bucky Pirates left Fish-Man Island and headed towards the turbulent new world.

Before leaving, Bucky, who was unable to squat down to Lin Zhi and had to run to the new world to die, was furious.

In line with the principle that thieves never leave empty-handed, he was so angry that he took the historical text of the red road sign he happened to see and put it directly on his boat!

A few days later, the coated Moby-Dick of the Whitebeard Pirates arrived at Fish-Man Island.

Looking at the empty area next to the blue historical text, the white-bearded man was stunned on the spot, surrounded by cadres.

Because he had foreseen the arrival of the new era in advance and learned some of the secrets from Roger, he wanted to take away the text of the road sign on Fish-Man Island in advance.

Unexpectedly, someone got on board first? !

(Excluding Shanks, Kaido’s mother from the old four emperors each has a road sign text. Here I predict that a wave of fish-man islands will be taken away by Whitebeard)

"Dad, let me ask you clearly, the text of history was stolen by the Bucky Pirates!"

Kaixia Jinbei walked over quickly and explained to Whitebeard what he learned about the incident.

He had gone to the New World for business before, and later accepted the Shichibukai summons from the World Government, so he missed Bucky perfectly.

This wave, it is true that the top overlord's luck has played a role.

"Bucky?"

Whitebeard frowned slightly, and as the dusty memory opened up, the red-nosed kid who was glued to Shanks appeared in front of his eyes.

"Glala lala! Was this kind of thing even discovered in advance? He is such a thoughtful kid!"

Thinking of Shanks who had just made a scene in the new world, Whitebeard couldn't help but laugh heartily.

Seeing their father's appearance, the members of the White Group and Jinbe were a little confused.

Having said that, they still deeply remembered the red-nosed Bucky who even their father praised loudly.

"Let's go, kids! There's no reason why the things the pirates are targeting should be taken away!"

……

In the first half of the Grand Line, the Infinite Dream sailed on calm seas.

Although it has the function of going up to the sky and down to the sea, Lin Zhi and others are still more accustomed to normal sea navigation.

Coupled with the privileges enjoyed after becoming the King's Shichibukai, time is not particularly tight. There is no need to rush quickly, and there is no need to worry about encountering attacks from the World Government.

You can live a more leisurely life.

On the green grass opened in front of the cabin, Kangna, holding a net in her hand, looked serious, like a beast in hunting mode, moving cautiously towards a bright red flower.

On the blooming petals, a beautiful butterfly flaps its wings gently and collects nectar.

The next second, Kangna, who quietly came forward, took action at the speed of light. Before the butterfly could react, she picked up the butterfly and put it into her abyss.

Ow!

The pocket net in his hand became a decoration.

"Ahhh!"

At the same time, Aqua's mournful howl came from the side deck.

Looking at Brooke, who was already full of fish, and then looking at her empty bucket, the idiot goddess fell into a deep and unacceptable state of mind.

Even though he has recovered so much divine power, why can’t he catch even a single fish?

Having just left Alabasta, she seems not to have realized that her extremely low luck score has no chance of improving at all...

"Miss Aqua, don't be discouraged. You will definitely catch fish if you work hard."

Brook turned his head, looked at Aqua with empty eyes, and comforted, "Even though I don't have eyes, I can't put the fish bucket down anymore, yo ho ho ho~" "Asshole, as expected, an undead like you, You must enjoy the highest level of purification!”

Aqua was annoyed by the mocking laughter and was about to use the Fist of God to teach Brook a lesson when she suddenly caught a glimpse of his emptied fish bucket out of the corner of her eye.

"Hahaha, you didn't catch any fish either." The idiot goddess immediately changed her mouth.

"Ah?"

Brooke looked down at his fish bucket. In the blink of an eye, all the sea fish stacked on top had indeed disappeared!
  Looking around, I could only see King who was practicing his iron-rolling skills in the corner, and...

Kangna's cheeks were rounded into balls.

"Hiccup~"

Kangna burped and stared at Brooke with a harmless look on her face.

"Hey, oh, oh, oh, wait, Kangna-chan, I'm going to catch a few more."

Hearing this, the corner of Aqua's mouth twitched.

Seeing this skull looking so relaxed and casual, for some reason, I wanted to throw the fishhook directly into his face!
  In the event hall below deck.

"Strange, why does my stomach feel weird after drinking this glass of water?"

Lin Zhi sat in his own newspaper-reading seat and looked at the pure water in front of him with slight surprise.

"Meow meow, where did you get this glass of water from? Aqua didn't add anything strange, right?"

He looked at Miaomiao who was squatting in the corner studying the blueprints of the second-generation machine.

"No, it was given by the villagers out of gratitude when we left. They said it was very meaningful to use precious water. It should be filled from the canal, right?" Meow said without raising his head.

"Okay..." Lin Zhi silently put down the water glass in his hand.

No need to think about it, this must be the reason why he asked Aqua to add holy water that will cause diarrhea if you are not religious.

He never expected that the effect he planted at that time would hit him in the back of the head in such a boomerang way!
  Lin Zhi didn't say much, and walked towards the toilet with a raised eyebrow.

This confused Meow Meow, who was immersed in research.

I have to say that the special holy water effect of the Idiot Goddess is outstanding.

Even Lin Zhi, who has excellent physical fitness, still squatted for more than half an hour, and the whole process was very fast.

When he finally returned to normal and walked out of the toilet, Aqua, who hadn't even caught a blind fish, had returned to the lobby in a state of complete ruin.

He was sitting on the sofa in Ge You's lying position, eating potato chips and drinking happy water.

"Ah, Lin Zhi, I heard that Miao Miao said you ran to the toilet, how come you are still alive and well?"

Aqua picked her feet in a very un-goddess-like manner, then picked up a piece of fried chicken and threw it into her mouth.

"Is there any need to communicate between going to the bathroom and living well?"

Lin Zhi was a little speechless by the stupid goddess's brain circuits.

"That's not necessarily the case. As humans, accidents can happen at any time!"

Aqua's words contained a hint of wishing he would die...

Strange meaning?
  At first, Lin Zhi thought that the stupid goddess was deliberately being weird after discovering that he actually had no faith at all.

But then I thought about it, she couldn't possibly be so smart.

Sure enough, seeing that she couldn't figure out the reason for Lin Zhi, Aqua targeted King again, who was holding a [-] kilogram dumbbell in his hand.

"King, if you practice acting memory so hard and persistently, you should die suddenly easily, right?"

The expressionless king: "???"

"Forget it, a man like you really doesn't die that easily."

Aqua shook the remaining fried powder on her fingers, looked at Miaomiao and asked seriously: "Miaomiao, do you want to know what it feels like to die on the spot?"

"Aqua, compared to this, I think you have to go to the deck to bask in the sun, nya."

Cute and charming villains fight back.

The implication behind the words is that it’s time for Aqua to clean up the water in her head!
  "When it comes to the feeling of dying, I think I have the right to speak. It is a frightening and terrifying experience. Just thinking about it makes my hair stand on end."

Brooke, who died once, is very knowledgeable in this area, "Although I am a skeleton now, I don't have a pounding heart or cold hair that can stand on my head, yo hoo hoo~"

Aqua glanced at Brooke who was telling a bad joke, passed it by, and targeted Kangna who was lying on the floor, grabbing a paintbrush to record the taste of butterflies.

"Kanna-chan, you..."

Before she finished speaking, Aqua shook her head violently, "Forget it, the lovely Kangna-chan can't do it."

"Akuya, what kind of plane are you doing?" Lin Zhi, who saw some clues, asked.

"uh-huh!"

Aqua instantly stood upright, raising her sizable chest with pride.

This is the opportunity she has been waiting for!
  "Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully!"

"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world, and to implement the belief of love and truth, a cute and charming noble existence."

"Aqua! I am the goddess of water who can do anything!"

As Aqua assumed the arrogant stance of being a middle school student, Meowth, who was still studying the drawings next to her, suddenly jumped out: "That's it, Meowth!"

"Oh~ Magiya Bakunai!"

Even Kangna imitated the two of them and made weird movements to coordinate.

Lin Zhi, king, Brooke: "..."

With dead eyes on their faces, they turned around one after another, each busy with their own business.

"Strange, why should I cooperate with Meow?"

Miao Miao scratched her head in surprise and walked back to the workbench.

"Wait, wait, don't go. Aren't you interested in this goddess's great discovery at all?!"

Aqua hurriedly stretched out Erkan's hand to hold him back.

Kang Na stretched out her little hand in a similar manner and imitated in a soft and cute voice: "Aren't you interested at all?"

Seeing Lin Zhi and the others drifting away, Aqua finally couldn't stand it any longer, stamped her feet and shouted loudly:

"Due to the recovery of a large amount of divine power, this goddess can now even perform the resurrection spell!!!"

Kangna continued her imitation show, jumping with her little fat legs: "Resurrection, oh resurrection!"

Hearing this, Lin Zhi and others suddenly stopped and turned around slowly.

"Resurrection?!"

Lin Zhi, who knew the stupid goddess best in the audience, had his pupils constricted and asked with joy in confusion, "Didn't you say before that this kind of thing cannot be done in the pirate world?"

Although from Brook's Underworld Fruit, we can learn that the pirate world also has concepts such as "underworld" and "resurrection".

But after all, this is not the Suqing universe where Aqua is...

"Hmm, this goddess is different from before. She can do anything now!"

Lin Zhi's unexpected expression of shock made Aqua feel secretly happy.

Seeing that this guy still looked like the Riddler, no need to say anything, Lin Zhi chose to use practical actions to get the answer he wanted.

After a hell of a funeral, the stupid goddess explained everything clearly.

It turned out that the increase in millions of believers was too great, which greatly supplemented her originally scarce divine power, and forcibly unlocked the god-level magic of resurrection.

Of course, in the pirate world where there is no "back door", resurrection can only be used once on the same person.

As for the price, Aqua, who had used the resurrection spell, would enter a one-week period of depletion of divine power and turn into a true useless goddess.

Even so, this unexpected good news still shocked Lin Zhi.

Because from now on, they also have the aura of the protagonist in the true sense - the secret skill of sit-ups! (End of chapter)