Pirate: My partner is too crooked

In the endless desert, there are two big bags of desert lizards on their heads, dropping small pearls while running quickly towards the nearby towns where humans live.

Lin Zhi and his party were lying comfortably on the backs of desert lizards, drinking tea and chatting.

Alabasta's climate has huge temperature differences, and the harsh solar energy during the day can burn off a layer of skin on people.

However, at this time, everyone was still wearing fresh and cool makeup, without the appearance of a piece of cloth on their heads, and their whole bodies were exuding a faint blue light.

With the buff blessing of Aqua, the goddess of water, there is no need to worry about getting burned by the sun.

Judging from the monster-like physical fitness of this group of people, basically similar situations will not occur.

But at least, the effect of sun protection and anti-glare is quite significant!
Although the stupid goddess is super unreliable most of the time, these subtle aspects can always play an unexpected role.

Strange to say, she is obviously a noble and holy goddess of water. Through the contribution of faith from a large number of Axis cult members, her divine power in the pirate world has been restored a lot.

But no matter in the world of pirates or the world of Suqing, she will always be run over by extremely weak people or animals, without any majesty and aura that a goddess should have.

Just like the herd of kung fu manatees that blocked the coast before.

To put it harshly, any dog ​​passing by might jump up and slap her twice.

From a purely "goddess" perspective, this is super cheap and devoid of dignity, but unfortunately, this is exactly what sets Aqua apart from other goddesses in her unique charm!
Thinking of the stupid goddess who had just been summoned and lay contentedly sleeping on the restaurant floor every night, Lin Zhi couldn't help but smile.

"That's enough Lin Zhi! Forget it if you don't help, you are still laughing at me with relish!"

The keen Aqua caught the smile on Lin Zhi's face, criticized him harshly, and expressed his dissatisfaction.

It was Kangna who came to the rescue of the group of kung fu manatees just now, knocking them all down as they were chasing Aqua.

Naturally, the Kung Fu Manatees abandoned Aqua and became Kangna's disciples.

"No, I just thought of something interesting, not because of those Kung Fu manatees." Lin Zhi explained with a smile.

"Huh? Something interesting? Tell it quickly to make everyone happy!"

Hearing this, Aqua immediately changed her face again.

Having lost face in front of Kung Fu Manatee, she was worried that she had no other excuse to divert the attention of her friends around her.

"Do you really want to say it?" Lin Zhi coughed slightly, his expression quite serious.

"Nonsense! It's just idle time anyway. It's so boring to just drive quietly like this." Aqua encouraged without thinking.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to divert yourself from embarrassment, so don’t let it go easily!

"Ahem, this is what you asked for."

After sorting out his thoughts for a while, Lin Zhi revealed all the embarrassing things about the idiot goddess at the Windmill Village restaurant on the spot.

How about digging out a bird's nest with the little kid Luffy and being laughed at, how about being beaten by a bandit gangster until he squatted in the corner and emo, how about being slapped away by a big black bear and inserting a green onion into a smelly ditch...

"I didn't expect that Miss Aqua would have such a magnificent experience before I joined."

King commented expressionlessly. Even he, the second person to join the gang, did not understand this "secret" past.

"As expected of Aqua, she is indeed extraordinary, Meow." Meow gave a thumbs up and showed a mean smile.

"Xiaoya, majiya bakune, red bean paste majiya bakune!" Kangna exclaimed seriously.

"Although she is a goddess, Aqua-san is really informal, yo hoo hoo~"

The shady Brooke also came over and stepped on her.

Even the desert lizard that was being ridden below was snorting and sneering, its scaly face showing an anthropomorphic expression.

The devilish and harsh laughter came one after another, causing Aqua's face to turn as red as Akainu.

It didn't matter to her, she was ready to eat the melon, but she never expected that the melon was not ripe...

It turned out to be me!
"Ahhhhhh!! Bastard Lin Zhi, you are your own grandmother, this goddess will strangle you to death, I will definitely strangle you to death!!!"

No longer able to bear it anymore, the furious idiot goddess pounced directly on Lin Zhi, stabbed him in the neck and shook him violently, causing bubbles and stars to fly.

Only the world where Aqua was severely damaged was reached.

Amidst such "laughing and laughter", soon, a slightly dilapidated outline of a town appeared in the vast desert ahead.

Gobi ruins outside the town.

"Hey hey hey, don't hide, my little princess, can you please come out and let your good uncle catch you?"

On the rock wall, a wretched man with a sword hanging from his waist looked around, letting out a malicious and sinister laugh.

He is the leader of the sand bandits in the nearby area, and he is arresting the princess of the kingdom who slipped out of the royal capital.

Directly below, a little girl with blue hair was leaning against the rock wall, her face full of horror, and she was covering her mouth tightly.

After a stumbling run, the elegant and beautiful little skirt on her body was dirty, and even her delicate face was covered with dust. She did not look like a princess of a country at all.

She is none other than the six-year-old princess of the Kingdom of Alabasta, Neferutali Vivi!
In panic, the leader of the sand thieves above had discovered Weiwei's hiding place.

Wanting to make a fortune by kidnapping the princess, he jumped directly from the rock wall and completely blocked Weiwei's escape route.

"So you were hiding here, hahaha, let's see where you want to run this time!"

The leader of the sand thieves seemed to see a large group of treasures waving to him, and with greedy steps, he approached Weiwei step by step, who had nowhere to escape.

The tall shadow shrouded down, and Weiwei was so frightened that she shivered.

Just when the dirty hands stretched out by the sand bandit leader were about to touch Weiwei.

"Stay away from her, you damn sand thief!!"

Accompanied by a childish yet determined shout, the wooden mallet hit the side of the sand bandit leader's face hard, knocking him away and falling into the sand pit.

The visitor had a white cloth on his head and wore simple gray-brown clothes. His small figure stood in front of Weiwei, and he looked like a little man.

"Chief Kousha!" The panic on Weiwei's face dissipated a little, and she called out the other party's name in surprise.

Kousha didn't have time to check Weiwei's condition, because on the opposite side, the sand bandit leader who had been knocked to the ground stood up again.

"Kid, you are quite strong."

With a gloomy expression, he pulled out the sword from his waist and stared at the wooden mallet in Kosha's hand. "However, it would be too stupid to protect the princess with that kind of thing."

The sun shone on the sharp blade, and the cold light reflected made Kosa's heart beat faster.

However, even though it was his first time facing such a cruel adult, he was still young and did not give in, firmly protecting Weiwei behind him.

"Asshole Sha Thief, Weiwei is the deputy leader of our Shasha group, don't try to take her away!!"

Hearing this, the leader of the sand bandits laughed loudly, and then his eyes flashed fiercely.

"Then I have no choice but to let you, a young brat, see the cruelty of the adult world!"

As the leader of the sand bandits drew his sword and stabbed him out, Kosha shouted and moved forward bravely.

puff!

With a splash of blood, Kosha turned sideways to avoid the fatal injury. At the cost of being cut on his forehead by the blade, he held back the severe pain, used the club in his hand with all his strength, and smashed into the face of the sand bandit leader!

After this blow, the leader of the sand bandits, whose body defense was in shaky condition, staggered back, fell down with a thud, and lay on the scorching sand dunes.

"Chief! You, you are injured!" Princess Weiwei stumbled over and wanted to check Kousha's injury. Unexpectedly, Kousha, who was gasping for air, pushed her back with his backhand.

"Weiwei, run quickly and call the adults in the village over!"

Following his resolute gaze, I saw two tall men holding sharp blades appearing next to the fallen sand bandit leader. They were two of the other party's men.

Instead of getting better, the situation has become more dangerous!
"Hey, wouldn't it be too embarrassing for three adults to bully two children like this?"

When Kosha was breathing rapidly and Weiwei was at a loss, a low joking voice suddenly came from behind.

Kosha didn't dare to turn around completely, and only glanced behind him from the corner of his eye.

After seeing that handsome and upright figure, I was frightened out of my mind:

He was completely unaware of when this strangely dressed man appeared so close to them!
"Asshole! Where did you come from, you idiot? I advise you not to mind your own business!"

The leader of the Sand Thief, who had regained his composure, spat out one of his shattered teeth, took out his reward sheet and shouted at the other party, "I am the Sand Thief with a reward of 400 million Baileys, Wang Dongge!"

"I have killed 28 guys like you!"

Wang Dongge?
When he heard the name and the familiar tone, Lin Zhi was obviously stunned for a moment, and for some reason he had an inexplicable urge to laugh.

"If you know how powerful it is, get out of here and don't force me to do anything!"

Sand Thief Wang Dongge thought that the other party was intimidated by his name, and just as he was about to take advantage, the frightened screams of two younger brothers suddenly came from beside him.

"Ahhh! This face, this face is..."

After recognizing Lin Zhi's identity, the two boys collapsed on the ground, their entire pants wet.

"What kind of plane are you two idiots doing!" Dongge, the sand thief, brandished his sword and yelled angrily.

"No, no, no, boss, that man, that man, is the extremely evil Lei Linzhi who has a bounty of seven, seventy-five million Baileys!!"

"What did you say?!"

Wang Dongge was so shocked that his eyes fell out, and he looked carefully at the young man in front of him.

That smiling face gradually overlapped with the wanted list that recently shocked the whole world.

Then, he was also frightened, and the arrogant and arrogant expression on his face changed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"run!"

Almost instantly, the three sand thieves reached an agreement and rolled and crawled towards three different directions.

Unfortunately, with their pitifully slow speed, how could they escape the punishment of thunder and lightning?
bang.

Three thunderbolts struck in the distance where Weiwei could not see, and the movement they caused was quickly buried by the yellow sand in the sky.

"You, who are you? Don't even think about hurting Weiwei!!"

Kousha was still in shock. Even though he saw the other party's terror with his own eyes, he still stood firmly in front of Weiwei.

His courage was commendable, but his constantly trembling legs and feet had exposed the fear in his heart.

After all, he is still a little kid...

"Don't worry, I don't mean to hurt you."

Lin Zhi chuckled lightly and put his hands in his pockets to show his kindness.

Seeing that Kousha still looked like he was facing a formidable enemy, he slowly turned his head and looked at the tree branches and gray cloth growing abruptly in the desert not far away.

Two figures are clearly visible.

Aqua had to shake her head after seeing that poor disguise technique.

"Come out, you two." He waved his hand over there.

Knowing that the traces had been exposed, the two people looked at each other, immediately took off their thin disguises, and walked cautiously this way.

They are the simply dressed King of Alabasta, Neferutari Kobra.

And the Alabasta Kingdom’s guard captain, Ikarem, has a strange curly hair.

Worried about Weiwei's safety, the two kingdom bosses sneaked out of the capital and hid in the dark to observe.

There is no one like this who has one king and one minister. Fortunately, Alabasta is in a period of peace and no major war has broken out.

"Father, Ikarem?!"

The frightened Weiwei felt a sore nose, took Kousha's hand and ran quickly towards the two of them.

Only in front of these two people would she feel safe enough.

"Okay, okay, Weiwei, yoyoyo~ It's okay, don't be afraid."

Ikarem bent down and wiped away the tears and dust on Weiwei's face, while also showing off his tenor voice.

This is his speaking habit.

After calming down Weiwei's worried mood, Kobra, as the king, turned to look at Lin Zhi, his eyes full of fear.

"Then, may I take the liberty to ask, what is the purpose of the famous Mr. Lin Zhi coming to Alabasta?"

Even the Sand Thief could recognize Lin Zhi's identity, so naturally he, the King of Alabasta, would be familiar with it.

Well aware of the horror and horror of this group of people, Cobra's expression looked very solemn, and he did not dare to show any slightness.

Especially in this case, the King Shichibukai Crocodile who is stationed here is not here!
"Don't be nervous. As I said just now, I don't have any thoughts about Alabasta. I'm just casually strolling around." Lin Zhifeng said lightly.

From the perspective of Cobra and Icarim, who is now a world-famous heinous criminal, it is obvious that such words are not convincing at all.

After all, even Crocodile, who has a cooperative relationship with the World Government, is eyeing Alabasta!

Cobra carefully considered his words and was about to say something polite to the man in front of him when dust started flying not far away.

The friends riding on the back of the giant desert lizard also arrived and walked down the desert to wave goodbye to the giant lizard.

The desert lizard, which had two big bumps on its head that had not completely dissipated, turned around and dived into the depths of the desert, disappearing in an instant.

Kangna stared blankly at the disappearing little lizard, her little face showing regret.

Just at this moment, a sand scorpion passed by under my feet.

Ow!

Sand Scorpion, died.

Witnessing this original predatory scene in nature, the corners of Kobra and Ikarim's mouths twitched.

For some reason, the caution and vigilance in my heart towards the group at the Sea Restaurant suddenly became much less intense.

At this moment, a falcon with full wings swooped down from high altitude and appeared in front of everyone in the form of a man wrapped in gray cloth.

The adjutant of the Guards of the Kingdom of Alabasta, Bell of the Falcon is known as the patron saint.

After looking at strangers like Lin Zhi in surprise, Bell walked quickly to Kobra.

"Lord Cobra, I just received the news that a group of brutal pirates attacked the east coast port and has caused many casualties!" (End of Chapter)