Pirate: My partner is too crooked

Deep in the castle, there is a strangely decorated princess room.

Perona, who was only a teenager and still a little girl, slowly opened her eyes, scratched her head, and looked around blankly.

The experience of being a negative ghost was shared with her as a person with abilities, so the moment she came into contact with Aqua, the aura of wisdom occupied her entire brain, causing her to be unable to catch her breath for a while.

The wisdom of the idiot goddess is not something that ordinary people can accept!
"Lady Perona, are you okay?"

Kumasi, a zombie bear puppet with a well-behaved face, trotted over and asked with concern.

The patchwork seams are paired with a small mask, big eyeballs, and crooked bandages. No matter how you look at it, it's not cute at all.

But unfortunately, this is the doll that Perona thinks is the cutest.

"Shut up Kumasi! How many times have I told you, don't talk? Don't talk, you won't be cute when you talk!"

Kumasi's call successfully made Perona recover. She raised her legs in black and white stockings and kicked Kumasi, "Did you hear that? Why didn't you answer?!"

"I heard it, Lady Perona." Kumasi said weakly.

"You're still talking! You're still talking! Believe it or not, I will sew your mouth shut!"

Perona got angry again and punched and kicked the aggrieved Kumasi.

"You are still as harsh as ever towards Kumasi, Perona."

A man's dull voice came from outside the open door.

Looking up, the person speaking was a wretched man with long blond hair who looked like a beast.

One of the three monsters under Moria, Absalom, who combines the physiques of several beasts and possesses transparent fruit abilities, is referred to as Assam (incorrectly).

"Absalom, what are you doing here?"

Perona raised her head and glanced at the visitor, but she also didn't give him a good look.

"Through the images sent back by Spider Rat and Spider Bat, the identity of the new intruder has been confirmed. It is Lin Zhi and his gang from the sea restaurant that caused a sensation in the sea a few days ago!"

Although the terrifying three-masted sailing ship is located in the dark and foggy Devil's Triangle, it also has its own intelligence network so that it is not truly isolated from the world.

Speaking of this, Absalom's expression couldn't help but become solemn, "Lord Moria seemed very excited and issued a death order to capture this group of people no matter what!"

Hearing this, Perona crossed her arms, turned her head and whispered in a low voice: "There is a very strange woman among them. Not only did my negative ghost have no effect on her, but it was also affected by some kind of terrible influence. .”

Thinking of the silly and passive ghost still floating in the air at this time, Perona felt disgusted and felt that this one might no longer be used.

"woman?"

Absalom's eyes lit up and he quickly took out a reward sheet from his waist, "Is she this perfect woman with super beautiful long blue hair?!"

Perona glanced at the reward list marked with the title of Water Witch and nodded affirmatively.

After all, they are partners. She knew that Absalom, a pervert, always wanted to find a bride to marry, but she couldn't help but remind her: "I advise you not to have any ideas about this person, no matter from any aspect. .”

"Are you kidding? Such a beautiful woman must be the perfect choice for the bride!"

Absalom didn't listen to the advice at all. He turned around and ran wildly in the corridor, jumping out of the window and jumping out of the castle. "Let's not talk about it for now. I can't wait to inspect the goods!"

"Wait, I want to say that woman..."

boom!
Before Perona could finish her words, an extremely dazzling thunder suddenly fell outside the castle.

Thunder roared, and a sudden burst of light illuminated the entire dark castle corridor through the windows!

Perona was so shocked by this sudden scene that her pupils shrank and she froze in place.

"Speaking of which, my zombie friend who is proficient in navigation seems to have mentioned that there will be thunder today."

Kumasi beside him sighed silently, "Lord Absalom's luck is really bad."

"So, is it the weather?" Perona whispered, covering her chest.

"Wait! Who told you to speak, Kumasi! Shut up now, you are so ugly! You are so ugly!!"

When she reacted, she punched Kumasi again.

Until she was tired of beating her, Perona retracted her long legs, regained her concentration, and sent a new negative ghost to the forest.

Even if it’s a strange woman, she doesn’t believe that other people can resist the power of the Lingling Fruit!

Frighten this side of the forest.

"You bastard ghost! You dare to touch the incomparably noble and holy body of this goddess. You must die! Holy purification! Holy purification! Wind, flower, bird and moon! Holy purification!"

The stupid goddess who thinks she is "tainted" has little pearls in her eyes and is blasting at the incorporeal negative ghost, completely ignoring her own reserves of divine power.

Fortunately, the divine light spilling out everywhere accidentally affected a few small animal zombies lurking in the dark, stripping away their shadows.

Otherwise, this wave will be purely a trick with zero effect...

Lin Zhi and others had no time to take care of Aqua who was furious for no reason.

Because directly in front of them, another negative ghost appeared.

"Kanna, don't be afraid, this is just an illusion meant to scare people, meow!"

Meowth took a step forward, raised his head and chest, and stood confidently in front of the negative ghost.

From the unharmed Aqua, it quickly judged the nature of the negative ghost, and was convinced of its judgment.

The direction is probably right, but...

Lin Zhi, who was standing next to him, looked at the negative ghost that kept approaching Meow Meow, and seemed to have no intention of warning him loudly.

Just like that, the negative ghost stretched out its white arms and went straight through Meow Meow's body.

"I'm sorry for being a cat, I really want to turn into smelly mud and stay quietly in the sewer, cat."

Meow Meow, who was unwavering a second ago, knelt down on the spot with two cat paws on the ground, looking passive and helpless.

"Oh! It's incredible!"

This sudden and wonderful performance left Kangna dumbfounded and she clapped her little hands in surprise.

Then, the white ghost that succeeded quietly floated past her little body.

"It feels so bad. At this moment, Kangna wants to dig a hole in the ground and hide in it."

No surprise, Kangna, who came into contact with the negative ghost for the first time, was not immune and made the same kneeling posture as Meow Meow.

Not to mention, a cat and a dragon kneeling in rows look quite harmonious~
Can't even Kangna handle it?That's right, after all, she is just a child whose mind has not yet matured.

Lin Zhi, standing at the back, calmly analyzed.

Seeing the ghost that had become arrogant after two consecutive successes floating towards him, his body suddenly turned electric, preparing to avoid it through elementalization.

and many more……

Suddenly, Lin Zhi canceled the elementalization of his body again.

He suddenly remembered that Teacher Kaido once said that on this sea, domineering is the power that overrides everything.

Luo can use his haki to remove the effects of the Devil Fruit's ability on his body. Does that mean that Perona's negative fruit can also be resisted with his haki?

Thinking of this, Lin Zhi's mouth slowly raised a faint smile.

It's very unfortunate that he just happens to have domineering.

That’s right, there are all three!
Come on, little negative ghost!
Come and shake my indestructible domination!
Lin Zhi was fearless and opened his arms to the intimate contact of the negative ghost.

The next second, countless negative thoughts flooded into the brain like a tide, and flowed through the body and limbs in an instant. "I am Aqua, I am Aqua, I am Aqua..."

He also knelt down.

Haki can indeed remove the adverse effects of Devil Fruit abilities, but unfortunately, Lin Zhi ignored a very important prerequisite.

That is domineering, you must be strong enough!

Without the step-by-step guidance of a famous teacher, his current weapon color and overlord color are far from reaching the realm of the strong.

Even the Haki he is good at seeing and hearing has enough weight with the blessing of the Thunder Fruit.

At this level, there is no way to be immune to the fruit’s ability!

Not far away, Aqua, who was chasing the ghost and bombarding her, finally calmed down when she heard her name.

When he turned around, he saw Lin Zhi, the Speedy Saiyan, with a "pious" face on his face, constantly talking about wanting to become himself.

"Really Lin Zhi, you should let this goddess say something nice about you, you are usually so arrogant."

"Wanting to become a great and famous god like this goddess is an extremely difficult road full of thorns!"

"But don't be discouraged, this goddess is very optimistic about you~"

Aqua, who was completely unaware of the meaning of her name, nodded solemnly and smiled happily.

There is a feeling of joy that my eldest son has finally come to his senses.

"Become your *%￥* goddess!"

Lin Zhi, who had recovered, couldn't help but foam at the mouth, regretting his brave attempt just now so much that his intestines turned blue.

This wave, you are careless! ! !
Although his Haki is not completely immune to negative ghosts, it can still shorten the duration of the effect to some extent, waking up faster than Meow Meow and Kangna.

"Damn it! I was tricked by such a bastard ghost. Who wants to turn into smelly mud? Meow!"

Meow Meow entered the angry state and stretched out its sharp claws to scratch the negative ghost to pieces.

Completely forgetting the precise judgment he made just now.

In contrast, the well-behaved Kangna was much quieter. She just silently picked up the soil and filled the holes she had just dug one by one.

The harm is not high, the insult is great.

Perona's hatred level is full!

The negative ghost floating in the air did not continue to attack, as if it was intentional. After teasing, it returned the same way and disappeared into the dark and dense black mist.

After a commotion, Lin Zhi and his party continued to move towards the classical castle ahead.

Soon, the open space surrounded by rusty iron railings in front of the castle appeared in front of them.

Looking up, a bunch of crooked tombstones stood there, next to the recently renovated soil, which was very different from the hard soil on the ground.

There are very obvious signs of fighting around, and it seems that a fierce battle broke out here not long ago.

The breeze blew in my face, making it seem a bit cold in the quiet environment.

Lin Zhi, who knew there was a trap here, looked calm, while Aqua and the three newcomers looked around curiously.

Whoosh whoosh.

When he was confused, a slight movement suddenly came from the soil surface.

I saw a tattered arm emerging from the ground next to a tombstone not far away, swinging left and right in the air, looking for a support point.

Then, the head with a few sparse hairs came out, followed by the shoulders, abdomen, and legs, until it completely emerged from the ground.

This is an old zombie with missing front teeth!

"Grandpa who was seriously injured!"

Through the other party's crooked posture, Kang Na immediately pointed out firmly.

"Ah no no no, Kangna-chan, that's not an old man, that's a monster, a monster." Aqua corrected.

"It's true, but no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a human being, meow." Meow meow commented equally seriously.

Looking at the indifferent appearance of this group of people, the old zombie pretending to be scary said: "..."

A familiar feeling of bad premonition came to mind.

Just yesterday, that group of monster-strong pirates were casually commenting on themselves like this.

He rushed over very unhappy, and then received a fat beating!
Now I still have the big bruise on my head that was punched out at that time!
You won't encounter this kind of monster that's not afraid of zombies again, right?

Grandpa Zombie's thoughts were racing, and he suddenly regretted why he chose to appear first just for the sake of being handsome and shocking!
He was not given too much time to think. In the next second, two criss-crossing claws struck across his chest.

"Scratch!"

After confirming the opponent's identity, Miao Miao stepped out and directly caused heavy damage to his weak body and bones.

"Ahhh!"

At the moment of the fight, the old zombie knew how powerful the opponent was, and begged for mercy, "No, no, no, don't do it, at least don't slap me in the face, I'm going back, I'm going back right now!"

After saying that, this guy turned around and started digging up his tombstone, trying to pretend that nothing happened.

There is absolutely no pride in being a scary zombie!
It's a pity that Lin Zhi has a goddess who absolutely cannot tolerate "monsters" in her eyes.

"Holy Purification!"

As the holy light shrouded the old grandfather's zombie, the shadow in his body was easily peeled off and floated to an unknown distance.

The tombstones that had been shaking violently following the footsteps of the old grandfather's zombie became extremely peaceful in the blink of an eye.

Several pairs of palms that broke out of the earth retracted into the earth at the speed of light.

Before disappearing, the loose soil was carefully patted and hardened.

These scary zombies scattered around the castle are originally the lowest level and have little fighting ability.

If you are weak, you will be frightened; if you are strong, you will be intimidated.

After witnessing Aqua's methods that were even more terrifying than salt, they didn't dare to show up at all unless ordered by adults!

The atmosphere in the cemetery suddenly fell into a somewhat awkward silence.

"Hahaha! Are you afraid? It's useless to hide. This goddess saw it very clearly just now."

Aqua, who had always been deflated, looked like a god of war, with one hand on her hip and a proud face, shouting.

Damn it, I was tricked by this stupid goddess!
"Okay, that's amazing, you actually have such a way to deal with shadow zombies!"

Just when the proud Aqua rolled up her sleeves and was about to dig up someone's old grave, an ugly-looking old man suddenly came from the direction of the forest, carrying an oil lamp.

"Hmph, there are still some idiots who are not afraid of death."

Before the other party could continue to speak, Aqua raised her hand and threw it away with a purification spell.

After the brilliant light, the limping old man remained motionless, his face covered with wrinkles and dark spots showing surprise after panic.

"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I'm not a zombie, I'm just an old man who was seriously injured." He explained hurriedly.

Aqua & Meow Meow: "Huh?!!!" (End of this chapter)