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Chapter 214 Do you have any questions?

"A joke?"

After hearing this, Johnny Wang looked at the man in front of him in confusion.

"That's right." Zheng Jirong nodded and said matter-of-factly: "All the weapons you hid in [Mingxin Hospital] have been taken away by my people, and your money has also been taken away by me. You see, Just like a useless person, it doesn’t matter what you want.”

He spread his hands and said: "Why don't you tell a joke to tease me? If you tease me, I will not only spare your life, but also let you join Heliansheng and work for me."

"how?"

Johnny Wang immediately breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this. He just thought that Zhen Guanxi wanted to find a reason to kill him. Now it seems that this guy probably saw his talent in selling arms and wanted to take him in.

It was just out of face that I asked him to tell jokes, but I didn't expect that he was quite generous with his talent.

Just when he was feeling sad, Zheng Jirong raised his watch and said, "Three seconds. If you can't think of it, don't blame me."

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Johnny nodded quickly and said, "There are jokes, there are jokes."

Under the curious eyes of everyone in the office, he stuck out his tongue to moisten his lips and said hurriedly:

"Just the day before yesterday, when I was hiding in Sham Shui Po, I went out to buy cigarettes at night. A 40-year-old aunt suddenly stopped me in a small alley. She asked me if I wanted to have some fun."

"I originally wanted to refuse, but she said it was a maid service and the price was only for me."

"After I heard it, I thought it was a good deal, so I agreed."

"After she took me to her house, she shouted into the back room, 'Mom, we're here to pick up the guests!'"

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After Johnny Wang finished speaking, he immediately raised his head and looked at Zheng Jirong, but the man in front of him did not have a 01:30 smile on his face and was still looking at him expressionlessly.

Johnny Wang suddenly felt bad. He hurriedly turned his head to look at Ding Qing and others who were passing by on the sofa. He saw that each of them had expressionless faces and looked at him with playful eyes. Only Nanako frowned, as if nothing happened. It’s the same as understanding the relationship between the characters in this joke.

Just when he was desperate, a burst of laughter suddenly came from behind him!

"Hahahaha", Tie Dan held his belly and laughed and said, "I was laughing so hard. It turns out that the mother and daughter that the woman said meant her and her mother, hahahaha."

Tie Dan wiped the tears from his eyes and saw Zheng Jirong looking directly at him. He grinned and said, "Boss, don't you understand? Let me explain it to you."

"No need," Zheng Jirong asked him, "Do you think it's funny?"

"Of course." Halfway through Tie Dan's words, when Brother Rong looked at him, his eyes suddenly froze, and he quickly changed his words: "Of course it's not funny!"

After saying that, he quickly walked to Johnny Wang, kicked him out, and cursed at the same time: "Puniam, I asked you bastard to tell a joke, and you just told such a thing? Do you think it's your joke? Isn’t it funny!”

"Ah, don't hit, don't hit."

Johnny Wang was curled up on the ground with his head in his hands. Seeing that Tie Dan still kept his hands on him, he couldn't help shouting:
"Brother Tie Dan, are you mistaken? You were clearly laughing just now and you never stopped!"

"You fart!"

Tiedan stepped harder and harder. He glanced at Brother Rong secretly and angrily said to Johnny Wang: "I, Tiedan, am Brother Rong's top horse and have received strict training! No matter how funny it is, I will never laugh!"

"Stop it"

After Zheng Jirong glanced at Tiedan angrily, he said to Johnny Wang who was wailing on the ground: "Your joke is not bad, but it's not funny enough."

"No way, boss," Johnnie Wang replied with a sad face, "Every time I tell this joke, it makes a lot of people laugh."

"Haha", Zheng Jirong shook his head and chuckled: "Actually, your joke is not complete enough. It will be funnier if you add a sentence at the end."

"Add a sentence?"

Under his doubtful eyes, Zheng Jirong slowly said: "After the woman finished shouting, she only heard an old lady inside replying: 'Wait a moment, your grandma and I will come with our dentures.'"

"puff"

Nanako on the sofa seemed to have been struck by laughter. She giggled, her body swaying with the laughter. She couldn't help but cover her mouth, as if to hold back the laughter, but the silver bell-like sound Laughter still escaped from between the fingers.

Beside her, Kazuo Kusagari, Ding Qing and others couldn't help laughing. Ding Qing laughed and applauded: "Oh, Xiba, it's such a classic joke. I must tell it to the president when I return to Seoul. .”

Even Li Zicheng, who had always been cold and gloomy, couldn't help but draw an arc at the corner of his mouth.

When Tie Dan saw everyone laughing, he no longer suppressed the twitching corners of his mouth and laughed loudly.

At the desk, Zheng Jirong shook his head in front of Johnny Wang who looked desperate and said: "Look, it's not that they don't like to laugh, it's because the jokes you tell are really not funny. Think of a better joke below. If you have a chance, , tell me after you reincarnate."

"Huh? No, Mr. Zheng! I still have jokes! If you ask me to tell you two more, I will definitely make you laugh!"

"Next time."

Zheng Jirong waved his hand towards Tie Dan. Tie Dan, who had not yet recovered from the joke just now, laughed while grabbing Johnny Wang's neck and dragging him out of the door.

Johnny Wang, who knew that he was inevitably doomed, could not care less about compromise at this time. He cursed loudly at Tie Dan beside him:

"You bastard, I have tolerated you for a long time. You are really bullying others. Haven't you been trained? Why are you smiling so happily now?!"

"Yes," Tie Dan nodded matter-of-factly: "I haven't finished what I just said. No matter how funny it is, I won't laugh unless I can't help it!" "I"

Under Johnny Wang's scolding, the office door closed again.

After Zheng Jirong shook his head helplessly, Kazuo Kagusa and others explained: "I'm laughing at you, this guy is an arms dealer and sold guns to my enemies. I did this to him out of helplessness."

"Understand."

Kazuo Kusagari replied: "If such a person were in our group of three, he would also be punished by having his fingers cut off."

"Hey Xiba," Ding Qing said disdainfully after hearing this: "You Japanese people are really docile. If this kind of thing were in Seoul, it would have been dragged into the sea long ago."

"Hahaha, is it?"

Kazuo Kusagari looked at Ding Qing and smiled and said, "Whether we Japanese people are docile or not, you people in Kimchi Country should know best."

"Axi, Pabu Ani?! Damn you bastard"

Ding Qing stood up from the sofa in an instant, pointed at Kazuo Kusakari and was about to scold him. Although he was an overseas Chinese, he had grown up in Kimchi Country and still had a lot of affection for this country. Li Zicheng behind him quickly grabbed him when he saw this. blocked by his arm.

At this moment, a voice came from the front,

"I think it's pretty tame. What's your problem?"

Zheng Jirong held a cigar between his teeth and looked at Kazuo Kusagari calmly.

After hearing what he said, Kazuo Kusagari smiled without changing his expression: "It's just a joke, don't mind Mr. Zheng."

"What do I have to mind?" Zheng Jirong exhaled smoke and smiled: "The country behind me has never surrendered."

Seeing that the two groups on the sofa were silent after hearing his words, Zheng Jirong smiled disdainfully. He poured two glasses of wine from the wine cabinet and brought them to them.

"I will be very busy in the coming days, so if you have anything to discuss with me, just tell me quickly."

Kazuo Kusagari picked up the wine glass, glanced at Nanako next to him, and said, "If it's convenient, I'd like to have a private chat with Mr. Zheng."

Ding Qing followed: "Me too, the president told me to talk to Mr. Zheng alone."

"Okay," Zheng Jirong said to Ding Qing: "On a first-come, first-served basis, Mr. Ding, please go to the lounge and wait for me. I will ask you to come in after we have talked here."

"Okay." Ding Qing agreed and led Li Zicheng out of the office.

When only Zheng Jirong and Kusakari's father and daughter were left in the office, Kazuo Kusakari thought for a moment and then asked him: "Mr. Zheng, if I guess correctly, you are not married yet, right?"

"No." Zheng Jirong raised his eyebrows and shook his head. "I'm not in a hurry to get married. I won't consider getting married until I finish everything I have to do in the past few years."

Kazuo Kusagari nodded in agreement and said: "Mr. Zheng has great ambitions. It's really admirable to have such an idea. But having said that, as we say, starting a family and starting a business, I think sometimes getting married early and starting a family may not necessarily delay your ambitions, Mr. Zheng." , and may even help you move forward.”

Hearing this, Zheng Jirong glanced at Nanako next to the old guy. This girl had her head buried in her chest and her hands were tightly holding the corners of her clothes. She seemed very nervous.

He nodded and said, "There is some truth to what you said. Mr. Cao Kao, if you have anything to say, just say it directly. There is no need to beat around the bush."

"Okay." Kazuo Kusagari patted Nanako's leg next to him, looked at Zheng Jirong and said, "My daughter Nanako just graduated from Japan University this year. She has not had any boyfriend so far. Regardless of appearance, moral character and self-cultivation, she is a top-notch person." I would like to introduce him to you, Mr. Zheng."

"Mr. Grasshopper!"

Before he finished speaking, Zheng Jirong interrupted: "You may not know me well, but I have a girlfriend that I have been with for many years. If nothing else happens, she will be my wife in a few years." .”

"If that's what you had in mind," Zheng Jirong shook his head and said, "then I have to say sorry to you."

After hearing what he said, Kusagari Kazuo was speechless, but Nanako, who had been leaning against his head next to him, secretly raised her head, opened her watery eyes, and looked at Zheng Jirong pitifully.

Zheng Jirong pretended not to notice and shook the red wine in his hand. He remembered that in the movie "Young and Dangerous", Kazuo Kusanagi had the idea of ​​​​marrying to consolidate and expand his status and power. He did not expect that this time he would find him. .

Thinking of this, he glanced at the girl Nanako. Apart from being a bit average, this little girl was considered a top choice in other aspects.

And it seems that her character is easy to control. If she hadn't met Amei before, maybe he would really agree.

After Kazuo Kusakari was silent for a long time, he looked at him and said, "Is there any possibility of breaking up?"

"It's impossible."

"Then after you marry Nanako, let that lady do it."

"Mr. Caojiao," Zheng Jirong looked at him straightly and said in a deep voice, "If you keep talking like this, I will get angry."

"Ugh"

Kazuo Kusakari sighed and nodded: "In that case, I will no longer force Mr. Zheng, but there is one thing I want to trouble you with."

"But it doesn't matter."

"I'm going back to Tokyo tonight. Nanako is coming to Hong Kong Island for the first time and is very curious about it. Could you please, Mr. Zheng, help me take care of her for a few days?"

"this one"

(End of this chapter)