Starting Hong Kong Variety Show: My senior brother is Lingling Qi.

Chapter 158 You must obey my rules when you get off the mountain!

The next morning.

When Zheng Jirong and others got up and washed up to prepare for breakfast, they discovered for the first time that what was on the table was not the tofu pudding that they had eaten for several days in a row, but bowls of braised noodles that were full of color, flavor and flavor.

"Senior brother, it seems that the tofu in the courtyard has finally been eaten!"

"Yeah Ah Rong, I haven't smelled noodles for several days."

Seeing this scene, Zheng Jirong and the old master both burst into tears. After eating tofu for almost a week, they could finally eat something else!

At this time, the senior brother came out of the kitchen with several plates of side dishes. After seeing the two people's disbelief, he smiled and said: "There is still a big bucket of tofu that I haven't eaten yet. It's just that Ah Rong went down the mountain today, so I made some." Let Ah Rong practice the delicious food."

"Ah? Then when Ah Rong leaves, won't we have to eat tofu again?"

"What do you say?"

Seeing the old master's dejected look, Zheng Jirong patted his belly in a funny way and whispered: "Don't worry, senior brother, I'll leave something good for you before I leave."

"Oh?" The old master perked up when he heard this. He hugged Zheng Jirong and walked aside and said with a smile: "What a good thing, Ah Rong. I heard that there is a magazine in Hong Kong called [Dragon Tiger Leopard] which is quite famous. Oh, if you have one."

"Huh?" Zheng Jirong couldn't help but take a few steps back when he heard this, and looked at him in shock. A monk in the deep mountains and old forests actually knew this stuff. He was really worthy of his face!
"Since you have spoken, senior brother, there must be one!"

He was about to say something more when he suddenly saw the master leading Xiaolong and Xiaowen two little ones in. After Xiaolong and Xiaowen saw Zheng Jirong, they trotted up and pulled his trousers one by one and shouted:

"Brother, you are leaving today. Can you take us to Hong Kong Island together?"

"Yes, brother, I haven't learned all about flying knives yet, so I want to go with you."

"Hey", Zheng Jirong squatted down, touched their heads and explained: "Big brother also wants to take you with him, but I have too many things to do in Hong Kong Island these days. I will send him after I finish my work on Hong Kong Island. Is it okay if someone comes to pick you up and go to Hong Kong Island?"

After the two little ones looked at each other, they lowered their heads and said gloomily: "Okay, brother, you must finish your work early."

"Don't worry, big brother will take you on a cruise and fly a plane when the time comes."

After comforting the two little ones, Zheng Jirong walked up to Changmei with a smile on his face and said, "Master, I'm going down the mountain today. Don't miss me too much."

Seeing his playful smile, Changmei also smiled and said: "I originally wanted to give you a few treasures for self-defense, but seeing how insincere you are, I'd better forget it."

Hearing this, Zheng Jirong immediately took out a bunch of banknotes from his pocket and stuffed it into Changmei's arms, and said with tears in his eyes: "I have to say goodbye to the master today and I don't know when we will see each other next time. You can spend this little money, master, it's not enough." Please tell me, and if anything happens to Wulongyuan in the future, you can call me at any time. When I have time, my apprentice will definitely bring some nice and delicious food to honor you."

The long eyebrow grinned and said: "Ah Rong, you are really filial. Come on, come on, come into the back room, I will give you something good."

"it is good!"

After hearing this, Zheng Jirong twitched his eyebrows at the old master and others proudly, "Master still loves me."

In the back room, Changmei was sitting cross-legged on the bed, with the old master and others standing on both sides, while Zheng Jirong was kneeling on the futon on the ground, waiting expectantly for the master to give him the treasure.

After everyone arrived, the senior brother took out a big box from under the bed, opened it and placed it in front of the master.

Zheng Jirong was secretly happy when he saw this. The box looked quite big, and it probably contained a lot of good things.

After Changmei picked around in the box, his eyes suddenly lit up and he came out with a dagger more than 20 centimeters long.

"The first one, the Rambo knife used by Rambo!"

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After Zheng Jirong was silent for a moment, he said in surprise: "Wow! Master, how did you know that I am short of a knife? I am so satisfied with this treasure!"

Changmei smiled and took out a military telescope from the box.

"The second piece, the ultra-light telescope!"

"Ok!"

Zheng Jirong pretended to be excited and clapped his hands with his fists.

At this time, Changmei casually took out a tattered-looking scripture from the box and said:
"The third item, [Marrow Cleansing Sutra]."

"Yes! Wait, [Marrow Cleansing Sutra]?"

Zheng Jirong, who originally thought it was just scrap metal, pretended to be surprised, but suddenly discovered that a treasure was actually found this time. He said in disbelief: "Master, is this really for me?"

"what's wrong?"

Chang Mei smiled and said, "You don't want it?"

Zheng Jirong shook his head quickly and said doubtfully: "But isn't this the treasure of the courtyard? What will you do if you give it to me? Why don't you, master, let me make a copy by hand?"

"It's okay. I've already memorized the contents of this book by heart. Besides, when this thing is left in the courtyard, it always attracts some thieves. If you don't want it, just practice the skills on it and then take it. Burn it."

Seeing the master's free and easy look, Zheng Jirong no longer refused, "Thank you, master!"

Now that the [Marrow Cleansing Sutra] has appeared, there should be no treasure left for him. When Zheng Jirong was about to get up, he suddenly found that the master was still groping in the box.

Is it?

He immediately stayed where he was and stopped moving.

Changmei groped for a long time, then suddenly turned to Zheng Jirong and said seriously:
"And the most important thing!"

"What?"

Zheng Jirong was secretly shocked. Is the treasure more important than the Marrow Cleansing Sutra the Tathagata Palm or the Immortal Golden Body? !

Changmei took out a long object and grinned:

"Shampoo!"

"I rely on!"

At the table, Zheng Jirong glanced around the crowd and asked doubtfully: "Where is the witch? Why didn't she come for breakfast? She couldn't really have escaped, right?"

"Oh, I gave a bowl and left it outside her door. Today is for you to practice. It's a bit uncomfortable to have an outsider here."

Hearing what the senior brother said, Zheng Jirong nodded secretly. Sure enough, the most reliable person in the entire Wulong Courtyard was the senior brother, although his beardless appearance always made people a little scared.
After picking up his chopsticks and taking a bite of the noodles, Zheng Jirong couldn't help but sigh, not only were the noodles made by reliable people, but they were also delicious.

suck suck~
Halfway through the meal, he suddenly heard the master say: "Ah Rong, you can practice the [Marrow Cleansing Sutra] carefully when you have time. When you finish it, it will definitely be no problem for your true energy to surge two or three times. By then, Ah Rong, I’m really at your mercy.”

"Well, I understand, master."

Zheng Jirong nodded solemnly and agreed. Although the master was a little cynical like an old naughty boy, he still cared about him.At the foot of the mountain.

Zheng Jirong took the backpack from the old master, patted his shoulder and said movedly: "Brother, you are so loyal. Master and senior brother sent me to the gate of the hospital, but you and Xiaolong insisted on sending me Sent to the bottom of the mountain, I will never forget this kindness, junior brother!"

"Eh," the old master waved his hand and said, "This is what I, a senior brother, should do!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he hugged Zheng Jirong's neck and whispered in his ear: "Arong, where is the [Dragon, Tiger and Leopard] you promised me?!"

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Hearing this, Zheng Jirong glanced at the old boy and said angrily:

"I thought we could talk about some relationship based on our friendship, but I didn't expect it was still a deal!"

"It's not too late to talk about feelings."

"Forget it, go talk to your uncle about your relationship."

After Zheng Jirong finished speaking, he took out a thick stack of magazines from his backpack and stuffed it into his arms. After thinking about it, he took out a few more magazines and came back. Under the old master's puzzled eyes, he explained: "Nutrition in the mountains is related to No, senior brother, please take it easy."

"Ah? What are you thinking about? Ah Rong, I'm using it to pad the legs of the table."

".Whatever you want, but if the master catches you, don't tell me what I gave you."

"It's okay, the master is more disrespectful than I am."

Zheng Jirong shook his head in amusement after hearing this. None of these old monks were serious, so it was better to have two little ones.

He knelt down and patted Xiao Wen and Xiao Long on the head. The two children looked very disappointed, especially Xiao Wen, who was chubby and was already wiping away tears.

"Are you going to be so exaggerated, Xiaowen? It's not like I won't come back after my eldest brother leaves. Why are you crying?"

"Brother, if you leave, no one will tell me stories at night. Last night, you just fell asleep when you told me how you fought against the three female demons of Hongxing alone. When you come back, you must remember to tell me stories again. I listen."

"Ahem." Zheng Jirong pursed his lips and nodded, "Don't worry, my eldest brother will take you to Hong Kong Island to play in a while. Be happy."

He then said to Xiaolong: "Xiaolong, there is nothing I can teach you about your current knife-throwing skills. If you have time, practice more. I will teach you how to use Qi to control the sword next time we meet."

"Oh, I understand, brother."

At this time, Zheng Jirong secretly turned his head and glanced at the old master who was still immersed in the sea of ​​imperial uncles. Seeing that the old man was not paying attention, he took out a pile of banknotes from his pocket and gave them to Xiaolong and others, and told them:
"Take this money and keep it for you to use when you go down the mountain later. Don't tell the master and senior brothers, and don't spend it randomly. This is for your teething ceremony. Don't buy some weird things."

After Xiao Wen and Xiao Long saw the money, the disappointment on their faces was wiped away. They laughed and hugged Zheng Jirong's legs and said, "Thank you, big brother. Big brother is so kind!"

"You two little money geeks!"

At this time, Ah Zhen, who was not far from them, said impatiently: "Hey, how are you guys doing? Does it take so long to say goodbye?!"

Zheng Jirong glanced at her. He originally thought that this woman would run away halfway, but he didn't expect that she was quite calm along the way and actually followed him all the way down the mountain.

After rubbing the heads of the two little ones, Zheng Jirong said to the old master: "Brother, please take Xiaowen and the others back."

"What about you, Ah Rong? You don't have to walk from here to the city, it's quite far."

Just as Zheng Jirong was about to speak, a voice suddenly came from not far away:
"Brother Rong!"

Everyone looked up and saw that there were more than a dozen black cars parked on the road ahead, and an ordinary-looking man was leading dozens of burly men in black suits to come here.

Zheng Jirong explained to the old master: "They are my friends and came to pick me up."

"Oh, in that case, Xiaowen and I will go back first. Ah Rong must come back and take a look when he has time."

"Definitely senior brother."

"Goodbye, brother."

"Goodbye, Xiao Wen Xiaolong."

After the old master and others said hello to Zheng Jirong, they turned around and returned to the mountain. After a few breaths, the three of them disappeared.

After seeing the old master and others leaving, Ah Zhen calmly raised the corners of his mouth.

Jimmy also arrived in front of Zheng Jirong at this time. He glanced at Ah Zhen curiously and couldn't help but sigh. Why did Brother Rong have women around him wherever he went? Didn't he say that he was eating fast and chanting Buddha in the temple? Could it be that he was chanting Happy Buddha?
"Brother Rong, why did those monks just disappear without even saying hello?"

"Oh, I don't want to have contact with you. Look at how fierce you all are."

Zheng Jirong patted him on the shoulder and waved, "Let's go, find a hotel to have a big meal first, I've almost lost my temper in the past few days."

"No wonder you look a little thinner."

Zheng Jirong put his arm around his shoulders and walked a few steps when he noticed that Ah Zhen was standing there and not following him. He raised his eyebrows and said with a half-smile, "You don't want to run away now, do you?"

"Haha", Ah Zhen covered his mouth and said with a smile, "So what? Although I have lost most of my anger, if I really want to leave, can you catch up with me?"

"Oh~ No wonder I didn't leave before. It turned out to be because I was worried about the old master and Xiaolong."

Zheng Jirong nodded, then raised his hand and said to her: "You are welcome to leave, but I'm afraid you won't be able to leave."

"is it?"

Ah Zhen glanced at Yun Danfengqing with contempt. Although he had lost most of his skills and was no longer a match for this kid, he thought that with her Qinggong skills, he would definitely not be able to catch up if he left.

After the words fell, Ah Zhen raised his zhenqi and started to jump up, and then
"Run away? Why don't you run away?! I want to see if you can run as fast as my bullets!"

Ah Zhen looked at the dozens of submachine guns pointed at him in shock, and said in disbelief: "You actually used a gun?"

"Hey", Zheng Jirong walked up to Ah Zhen, grabbed her collar and pulled her in front of him and said disdainfully: "I tell you, on the mountain I follow the rules of your martial arts, but when you go down the mountain, you have to listen to me. rule!
You don't really think I'm a good person, do you? "

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