Disaster Artist

Chapter 34 Burning (3)

"Hello everyone, welcome to Professor Jin's Rock Channel. This is our 79th program."

Before the show started, there were hundreds of people in the live broadcast room waiting for it to start.

In the center of the venue is an open study room, equipped with mixers, stereos, retro CD players and other equipment. The middle-aged man sitting in front of the desk is the program host, Professor Jin Eun-sun.

VR-style live broadcast rooms can effectively bring the live broadcaster and the audience closer, like a face-to-face conversation.Some live broadcast rooms even allow virtual physical contact and you can have a live duel with the anchor.

Although most viewers will choose invisible mode (cannot be seen by other viewers) or shielded mode (not see other viewers), a small number of viewers who show their avatars also make the live broadcast room very lively.

The show begins.Professor Jin walked towards the bookshelf behind him, which was filled with physical rock records of various eras and types, many of which were signed vinyl editions.

The number is at least two to three thousand, and the total price of these collections can be calculated in millions.

The camera panned from the high-definition holographic statue on the top of the bookshelf.On the left is Kurt Cobain of Nirvana, on the right is Freddie Mercury of Queen, and in the middle is John Lennon.

In the first half hour of the program, Professor Jin played and commented on the singles of several bands that have become popular recently.The evaluation is mainly given from a professional perspective, with some venomous remarks and popular jokes mixed in.

"I saw some viewers asking about my ears, so I mentioned it. The prosthetic body I use is Eden's 'Lightbat GEN6EX', which is embedded. Class? It is an R-type prosthetic body, which requires special registration and control. It is very troublesome. of."

Professor Jin turned his head and pointed the camera at his ear.

The lines extending from behind the ears are noble white gold, with beautiful curvature but not sharp, and the pattern is somewhat like vibrating bat wings.

“Some people only know to buy good speakers and headphones, but not installing a high-quality ear prosthesis is a waste of money.

Ah, you can’t buy an R-type prosthetic body?Then install the regular version of Lightbat GEN6, Category C, the full set cost is 38888.If you have a limited budget, just buy GEN5, which can cost you more than 1 yuan.

If you use it to listen to music and watch dream movies, Eden products are the most suitable.If you're not going to fight, why are you pretending to be a Griffin Group prosthetic body?

What, can I just put on one ear?From now on you can only listen to mono. "

Kim Eun-sun continues the next part of the show, talking about new bands that have just debuted or are about to debut.

This part is mainly criticizing and complaining, scolding most new bands as useless, and only evaluating a few as "to be seen".

He was a little more partial in his remarks about the three new bands coming out of Luna Records, but not too obviously.

"Next, at the request of some fans, let's talk about a song that has become popular these days, "Rust"."

Jin Eunshan cleared his throat and started playing "Rust".

He gave a timely scoff and shook his head back and forth as the roars and drums sounded.

"Because this song was controversial for plagiarism, the original author himself did not release a single. What I played was a version that was restored after being recorded live by fans.

Don’t get me wrong, that weird roar just now was not from the audience, it was the synthesizer sound effect that the song originally had. "

After playing for more than a minute, a cold humming voice appeared in the background: "Is this city dead?"

Jin Enshan pressed pause and dragged the progress bar back.

"Sorry, I can't listen to this part anymore, skip to the end and listen. Well, it's still roaring, and the audience is roaring.

Haha I just can’t help it, what is this?A gathering of primitive animals? "

He cut off the sound source and put on a serious expression.

"Without wasting everyone's time, I'll come to the conclusion directly. There is no doubt that "Rust" is garbage among garbage, a sensational and shoddy song."

Professor Jin glanced at the data.There are 2800 people watching in the live broadcast room, which is increasing rapidly.

"In terms of skills, except for the drummer who is barely qualified, the keyboard is only at an amateur level, and the bassist is said to be a newcomer who has only practiced for a month. Yes, they don't have a lead singer or a guitar.

The arrangement is a mess, with no coordination and no sense of layering.The rhythms and effects are all left over from playing decades ago. This kind of miserable style derived from post-punk should have been swept into the garbage dump long ago.

The post-production is even more appalling. It looks like it was tinkered with in a garage. It's a complete devastation to the ears. "

After squirting a long section, he took a sip of water and frowned.

[Damn, the most annoying person is pretending]

[It sounds very exciting to me, why is the rating so low?]

[I have listened too little. Listen to one tenth of Professor Jin’s collection and you will understand that he is right]

[Grass**, the song is not played in full, you can’t judge! 】

[+1, I haven’t heard it yet, this song is not easy to search for]

There were a lot of discordant voices in the live broadcast room. Fortunately, the number of people was soaring, almost 3500.

The audience can only see the popularity of the fool, and what he sees here is the real number of people. “This band is going to break up next month, and they’re performing in a truck in the border area, and they’re standing on the back of the truck singing.

Being involved in plagiarism controversy, attacking the record company, using fancy and perverse synthesizer sound effects, and leading the audience to perform performance art, I ask you, isn’t this obvious enough? This is hype! "

[Fuck you, have you ever gone to the border area to see it live?]

[You would rather believe the hype of a poor underground band than the evidence in black and white]

[Eating melon, whether there is a class representative summary]

【Eye】

[Is there any need to make a fuss about this? It’s just a hype]

[I went to see it on site, and the effect was a mess, so I apologize for my ears]

[Don’t let me catch you upstairs on Kite Street]

The situation was a little different from what Jin Enshan expected.

He glanced over and saw that the ratio of those who agreed with him to those who opposed him was actually [-], close to [-].If you remove the bot account, the situation will be even worse.

Shouldn't this be a tailwind situation? It seems like there is a sign of the ship capsizing.

He was passionate about "Rust", not only because of Luna's sponsorship, he really felt that "Rust" was terrible.

Jin Eunshan did not deny that he was affected by the song when he first listened to it.It's punchy, emotional, and has a distinctive synth sound.

But he never thought it was a good work.Its composition was so crude that there was almost no skill at all, and its production level was extremely low. He could never find such bad equipment.

If "Rust" is called an excellent work, what is the significance of what he learned and taught?What’s the point of the professional equipment here and his hundreds of thousands of ears?
"Some fans say that the synthesizers in "Rust" are great, and I don't deny this. The roars they synthesized, the timbres and effects are novel, and there is no obvious sense of synthesis.

But let me ask you, does this sound good?Does it have any rhythm to it? "

[Thank you, I have cycled it 200 times and I am addicted to it and can’t extricate myself]

[How could anyone listen to such nonsense? I believed your evil. Ouch——]

[Professor Kim’s fans are only at this level now]

[You are right, but oh——]

what happened?Why is it really a headwind situation?
"Some people are talking about the lyrics. Does "Rust" have lyrics? It's best called reading, with the writing level of a graduate from a welfare school."

[What happened to you in the welfare school? 】

[I think it’s good, I also graduated from a welfare school]

[The average diploma among netizens is really that they graduated from a welfare school]

[I haven’t even finished welfare school yet]

"Get off the broadcast! Get off the broadcast quickly!"

A staff member lip-synced to Jin Eun-sun.

MCN (a third-party media operator) also sent a message asking him to interrupt the live broadcast.

"To be honest, I don't think "Rust" is plagiarism. How could plagiarism produce such a bad thing!

If you like Rusty, that just shows your level is as low as it is.People who like this kind of inferior products can only live a life of relative failure. "

The number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 5000, but Jin Eunshan began to speak incoherently.

It's over.All the staff present realized that something was seriously wrong.

A large number of viewers exited the invisibility mode, and the virtual scene was crowded with people. Countless quarrels and curses flooded the live broadcast room.

"If this thing becomes popular, it means that the music aesthetic of the Nova public is finished! It is hopeless! Go listen to it."

The live broadcast was forcibly cut off.

The screen freezes in the live broadcast room, and Professor Jin becomes angry for a moment.

At this time, Bai Zhe, watching the popularity of his work surge from 13 to 15 and still growing slowly, six words came to his mind: thanks, respect, and blessings.

　Chapter 2 Around ten o'clock.

　　I encountered an oversized black raccoon flower, several sizes larger than the average one, probably over ten pounds, but it was quite timid.Or just call it Fat Tiger (no picture, it runs too fast).

　　
　
(End of this chapter)