The Jin army besieged the city, and the Song emperor’s daughter died

Chapter 99 Do you want me to issue an edict to punish myself?

Chapter 99 Do you want me to issue an edict to punish myself?
Not long after, eight large spherical sky lanterns were ready.

A large bamboo basket hangs under each Kongming lantern.

There are four ropes connecting the bamboo basket and the large Kongming lantern. One of the ropes is dyed red with paint, which is very eye-catching.

Shen Qiong said to a dozen Forbidden Army crossbowmen: "Do you see the red rope clearly? Listen to my command and shoot the rope."

Li Gang on the side looked puzzled: "Why not hang it with a thick rope so that the target is larger and easier to shoot?"

Shen Qiong's popular science: "Use one hemp rope to hang. The rope must be as thick as a bowl and difficult to break with an arrow. Use four to hang it to distribute the load. The thinner hemp rope will break it with one arrow."

Li Gang could still understand this simple truth, but he looked at the dark things in the large bamboo basket and frowned and asked: "Are you going to kill Jin Jun? But the Supreme Emperor and the others are in the same place as Jin Jun. …”

Shen Qiong pondered for a moment: "This method is the least harmful. Does Mr. Li have a better method?"

Li Gang was speechless. After thinking for a moment, he asked again: "One hit will definitely hit?"

Shen Qiong flipped through his booklet again: "According to the calculation, it should be enough. Of course, it is also possible that a certain Jin Army is strong and these things cannot suppress him. But... the possibility is very small. You Look at their body shapes, they are just like ordinary people."

After long discussions, under Li Gang's instruction, eight large spherical Kongming lanterns were hung on large bamboo baskets and slowly lifted into the sky on the side of Longde Palace...

When Zhao Fujin saw this scene outside Xuande Gate, he had no idea what was going on in the White House.

Is this sending some kind of message to the outside world?
"When did my father and Song Academy of Science get together?"

While he was thinking about it, he saw the frame of the four hot air balloons tilting suddenly, and a large number of dark things poured down from the sky like a goddess scattering flowers.

"The official family..."

The chamberlain who was driving the carriage looked back at Zhao Fujin, who was also stunned, and asked, "What is going on in the palace?"

Zhao Fujin smiled bitterly: "How could I know!"

In the market outside Longde Palace, 25 Jin soldiers were lying straight on the ground. They could no longer identify themselves. Everyone seemed to be buried, and their bodies were covered with dark objects of different sizes.Some people tried to struggle to get up, but after struggling for a while, they were exhausted and fell to the ground motionless.

Looking at Emperor Daojun and those members of the royal family, some of them were lucky enough to have nothing wrong with them, and they stood there in confusion.

Some unlucky ones had their heads smashed and bloody, but their lives were not affected.

Upon seeing this, Li Gang ordered the imperial troops to rush forward. He first escorted Emperor Daojun, Li Bangyan and a group of royal family members to a safe area, and then rushed forward to pull out the buried Jin army.

"magnet?"

Li Gang tried his best to pull off a magnet the size of a woman's hand, and was speechless.

Shen Qiong, who was on the side, scratched his head and said with a smile: "These golden men are all wearing iron armor, which is attracted by magnets and the weight they bear has increased. Now each person theoretically has to bear more than 200 kilograms and cannot move at all. Of course, the weight is not equal, but it is about the same. "

Zhong Shidao and Zongze stood aside, looking at each other, how could they still play like this?

It took a lot of effort to pull apart these magnets. When he finally pulled out a Jinjun and lifted his iron helmet, Li Gang felt bad: "Guo Company?"

Guo Jing had a wry smile on his face and said feebly: "The official family... the official family..."

……

……

In the Chui Gong Hall, Li Gang's saliva flew everywhere and he was heartbroken: "In ancient times, beacon fire played on the princes, but now there are officials pretending to be the golden army. What a pity! What a pity!"

The censors at the Censorship Station were also filled with indignation. You and I criticized Sang and Huai with every word!

Zhao Fujin awkwardly apologized and explained: "It's not what I want! It's not what I want!"

These people didn't listen at all, which fully demonstrated the fine style of the officials of the Song Dynasty who complained about the emperor: "One day the historian will record it, and the officials' eternal wisdom will be destroyed in one day!"

"Fortunately, the Supreme Emperor is fine. If the Supreme Emperor has any shortcomings, the official family will be accused of being unfilial!"

"Emperor Furou's concubine Zhao Huanhuan was knocked unconscious, and the harem is now full of curses!"

"There is also King Bi, who is losing a lot of blood. These are your brothers and sisters from the official family!"

"Please give me an edict from the officials!"

"Please give me an edict from the officials!"

……

...Zhao Fujin felt that the noise in his ears was getting louder and louder. He couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Shut up!"

The hall fell silent for an instant, but none of the ministers lowered their heads and stared directly at Zhao Fujin.

"I told you, this is a drill! A drill!"

"If the officials want to watch a play, they can just say it, but you can't act like this. I almost died!"

Li Bangyan didn't even wear an official hat, and his head was hit all over.

"It's not an act, it's an exercise!" Zhao Fujin stood up and sighed: "I just wanted to...I didn't expect it to be so big!"

Zhao Fujin can’t edit anymore!

The cause of this incident was that Li Bangyan and Li Gang laughed at their vulgar articles in the imperial study room. What kind of temper did Zhao Fujin have?

If you dare to laugh at me, I will beat you up!
So he made careful arrangements and just gave Li Bangyan a beating. Who would have thought that Guo Jing would be so rough in doing things.

"Guo Jing! What did I tell you?"

Your Highness, Guo Jing said with a sad face: "The officials said... The officials said that in order to let the Supreme Emperor have fun opening the market, he asked me to lead people to rob the market..."

"Did I ask you to pretend to be Jin Jun?"

Guo Jing shook his head.

"Did I ask you to kidnap the Emperor?"

Guo Jing continued to shake his head: "The officials only asked me to beat Li Bangyan..."

There was a rustling in the hall. Zhao Fujin blushed and coughed twice: "I'm not asking you to beat Mr. Li. I just... make it more realistic, isn't it? Where did you get the Jin Army armor?"

Guo Jing pointed at Zongze: "I borrowed it from the Ministry of War..."

Zhao Fujin's face darkened and he glanced at Zong Ze: "Secretary Zong, how do you manage the Ministry of War? I finally got a few iron pagodas from Wanyan Zongwang, and you just loan them out?"

Zongze was stunned, thinking that Guo Jing said that following your instructions, the Academy of Song Dynasty wanted to imitate armor...

"I am guilty!" Zongze is a smart man.

Zhao Fujin ignored him and looked at Li Gang: "And you! I heard that you want to attack by force? The Emperor is still in the hands of others, and you actually want to attack by force?"

Li Gang was shocked and wanted to explain the seriousness of the matter, but he didn't know how to speak, so he could only say: "I am guilty!"

"Li Bangyan! Why did I beat you?"

Li Bangyan said with a sad face: "I don't know!"

"I don't know? You and Li Gang laughed at the Supreme Emperor!" Zhao Fujin pretended to be angry and patted the throne: "You two said that the article written by the Supreme Emperor was vulgar!"

Upon hearing this, all the ministers in the palace murmured again: "You said that the Supreme Emperor's article was vulgar? How disrespectful!"

"This is a crime of beheading, but the officials just want to beat him?"

"The officials are still kind to Mr. Li!"

Li Gang was confused, when had he ever laughed at the Supreme Emperor?Just as he was about to deny and defend himself, Li Bangyan tugged on his sleeves and whispered with a mournful face: "The newspaper seller is the Supreme Emperor."

Li Gang stopped talking, coughed twice and threw away Li Bangyan's hand, and cursed in a low voice: "You deserve it! Admit your mistake!"

Li Bangyan fell to his knees with a plop: "I am wrong, I am guilty!"

Zhao Fujin snorted coldly: "If you hit me, I'll beat you, if you smash me, I'll smash you, that's all!"

Seeing that the ministers in the palace were finally no longer filled with righteous indignation, Zhao Fujin breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with a smile: "After this incident, each yamen will make a good summary of the gains and losses. If the Jin army really raided Kaifeng, how should we respond? Looking back at each yamen Give the last note to Li Gang, Li Gang, you can summarize it and write an [-]-word document and give it to me!"

"I will obey your orders!"

"Retreat from the court!" After saying this, Zhao Fujin waved his long sleeves and left with his hands behind his back.

All the ministers in the palace looked at each other. Wasn't this meeting just for the officials to issue an edict to punish themselves?

(End of this chapter)

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