Journey to the West, this Sun Wukong is too persuasive

Chapter 80 How to deal with Buddhism
Sun Wukong soon knew why the Jade Emperor was summoning him.

"Hehe, interesting, interesting." He sneered, "Before Lao Sun waited for the Demon Sect, Buddhism came first, and he opened his mouth to ask for Lao Sun's method of refining the spiritual guide?"

"Please forgive me, the Great Sage." Taibai Jinxing said again, "Your Majesty has been disturbed by Sun Fo's repeated requests for fear of leaving, so I have no choice but to propose that the Great Sage go over and explain things to them face to face."

"Not guilty, not guilty." Sun Wukong waved his hand, "Old Sun has long wanted to fight with them!"

He has not forgotten the scripture learning project mentioned by Zhihu netizens. According to Zhihu netizens, Buddhism has listed him as a core talent of the scripture learning project team at this time.

He was disgusted by this behavior of manipulating his future without his consent.

Then he went to Tongming Hall with Taibai Jinxing.

On the way, Sun Wukong thought to himself that this should be his first official confrontation with Buddhism.

Not counting the time when he was seduced by the underworld, he didn't know that Buddhism had any plans for him at that time, and he only argued with Ksitigarbha for a few words before being rescued by Po Meng.

But ever since he learned that Buddhism had a Buddhist scripture-retrieving project, he knew that sooner or later he would have to confront Buddhism.

"Then let's start from today." Sun Wukong's eyes flashed fiercely, but his heart remained calm.

He felt that before doing this, it would be more appropriate to ask Zhihu netizens for advice.

Thinking of this, he turned on the listening and persuasion system, and his consciousness seemed to have traveled through countless time and space barriers, and finally settled in one time and space, connecting to the Zhihu platform.

As soon as I thought about it, I posted a question.

"I am Sun Wukong. The spiritual guide shined brilliantly in the martial arts competition. Now it is targeted by Buddhism. I would like to ask all the seniors, I will go to see Sun Fo in a moment. What should I pay attention to?"

At the same time, the fear of leaving a grandson and asking the Jade Emperor to give him a dharma was attached to the question.

Soon, many netizens responded.

Nuclear threat to the world: "The bald donkey is thick-skinned, so just slap him in the face, give him a hard slap, and then ask him if it hurts."

[You have received a new suggestion: Give Kuiliu Sun a slap in the face. Complete the suggestion to get a seventh-level treasure chest]

"This is a pleasant suggestion, but Lao Sun doesn't have the strength." Sun Wukong scratched his hands, thinking that it would be so easy to become a Buddha in the Western Heaven.

Sure enough, the netizen behind expressed his feelings.

Qian Menchui Yifei: "It's funny, Buddha is a quasi-sage. Sun Wukong's slap didn't hit anyone's face, but he was pressed to the ground."

Qi Ping Zhi Zhi: "I think he meant it as a slap in the face, not a slap in the face, Zhihu brothers, you know."

Mang Ling: "What a riddle, isn't it the difference between verbal sarcasm and physical attack?"

The outstanding person Arkham said: "It's good to let Brother Monkey attack people, but I also want to see him scratch people's ears."

[You have received a new suggestion: verbally taunt the fearful grandson. After completing the suggestion, you can obtain a third-level treasure chest]

"Well, this suggestion is simple, simple." Sun Wukong's smart eyes blinked.

Continue to read the replies below.

The donkey of the production team: "I think you should fight, but you have to be careful not to directly quarrel with Buddhism. After all, we all live in the same world, and we still have to do superficial things."

Know-it-all: "It makes sense. After all, even the Jade Emperor has to make superficial efforts with Buddhism.
The subject of the question can ask Sun Wukong to use a method commonly used in officialdom at this time - dragging words. Use this to deal with the shameless request of fearing to keep his grandson. It is best to push the problem back and leave the Buddhists with nothing to say.

Specifically, you can do this..."

Digging a hole but not filling it: "You are committing a crime. Do you know that you are committing a crime? You must make Brother Monkey turn into an old official! Ah, this is not the Monkey King in my heart!" [You have received a new one. Suggestion: Use the drag formula to deal with the fear of Liu Sunfo, and at the same time push the problem to the other party. Complete the suggestion to get a fourth-level treasure chest]

"Drag the word trick?" Sun Wukong scratched his face thoughtfully.

……

It was quiet inside the Tongming Hall.

The Jade Emperor held a scroll and looked at it as if no one else was watching.

Sun Fo and Jin Chanzi were waiting below. The former was holding a rosary in his hand and smiling, while the latter was frowning in thought.

After waiting for an unknown amount of time, there was movement outside the palace, and Sun Wukong, dressed in golden armor, walked in in two or two steps.

"Great Sage, slow down, slow down." Taibai Jinxing followed anxiously behind.

After the Monkey King came in, he didn't seem to see the two Buddhist monks and went straight to the Jade Emperor.

"Sun Wukong." The Jade Emperor asked expressionlessly, "I am afraid that Sun Wukong will be left to ask for the method of refining the spiritual guide device for Buddhism. Are you willing to give it to him?"

"Oh?" Sun Wukong scratched his face, raised his chin and looked around, "Afraid of leaving Sun Buddha? Where is he? Let Sun see how big his face is?"

The Jade Emperor and Taibai Jinxing looked at each other and wanted this feeling.

Aeriusun was not much taller than Tuxingsun, so he couldn't see him unless he lowered his head, although his fat figure was particularly conspicuous.

Of course he knew that Sun Wukong did it on purpose, but he was not angry, nor did he insist on his identity as a Buddha. He still smiled and walked forward and said: "Donor Sun, the poor monk is here."

"Hey, you don't have a big face." Sun Wukong looked down at him, "Old Sun heard that Sun Fo was a member of the Chan Sect, and later defected to the West.
Why, the West doesn’t give you food, so you still need to go to heaven to beg for food? "

"It's not a defection." Fearful Sun said with a smile, "When I became a god, I was tired of fighting and killing, but Buddhism is compassionate and encourages people to do good, which is exactly what the poor monk pursues.

As for the theory of begging, we are indeed in poverty in the West, so the poor monks, like other Buddhist disciples, have to beg for food everywhere in order to enrich the West and save all sentient beings in the West from suffering as soon as possible. "

"Haha." Sun Wukong looked around Qinliu Sun, "Are all Buddhist monks as eloquent as you?"

"Everywhere you travel, you must have a skill." Fearful Sun said with a smile.

"Old Sun admires the Buddha for his thick skin. I admire him." Sun Wukong cupped his hand.

As soon as he finished speaking, a sound sounded in his mind, which made him happy, but he didn't show it.

[Congratulations on completing your suggestion - verbally taunting Wei Liusun and obtaining a third-level treasure chest]

"Donor Sun, thank you very much." Fearful Liu Sun stood up with one hand, "Also, please be kind to Donor Sun, and give the method of refining the spiritual guide to the West, so as to relieve my hardship in the West. Our Buddhist sect will be grateful. "

"Hehe, it's interesting, it's really interesting!" Sun Wukong sneered, "I am still poor in Huaguo Mountain, while Lao Sun's monkeys and grandsons are still starving, and the weapons they use are even rusty iron tools in the world.

After all, you Buddhists are the Lord of the Western Heaven. Why don't you show great mercy and help the Huaguo Mountain to fulfill your great wish to save all the people in the world? "

"Amitabha, good, good, good." Fearful Sun recited the Buddha's name, "The poor monk will truthfully report the suffering in Huaguo Mountain to the Buddha in the West."

"No sincerity, no sincerity." Sun Wukong waved his hand, "When Xitian helps my old Sun solve the suffering in Huaguo Mountain, let's talk about the method of refining the spiritual guide."

Fearing to stay, Sun's smile faltered and he was stumped.

Huaguo Mountain is in Dongsheng Shenzhou, which is the realm of Taoism. How can Buddhism have the opportunity to help Huaguo Mountain solve its sufferings!
Besides, he just followed Sun Wukong's words.

Wherever there is poverty in Huaguo Mountain, it is a paradise!
　It's the end of the month, everyone, please clear your monthly tickets, thank you, thank you O_o
　　
　
(End of this chapter)