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Chapter 37 Drinking (for collection!)

Chapter 37 Drinking (for collection!)
Tuoba stood up loudly and said respectfully: "Second uncle!"

The person who came was none other than Tuoba Hong's second uncle, Tuoba Gang.

As soon as Tuoba made a symbolic salute to Tuoba Hong, he walked towards the roasted sand pig in the middle, tore off a large piece of fat roast meat from the sand pig, and walked to the side while eating Take a seat.

The attendant at the side quickly filled a glass for him with a kumiss bag.

After swallowing a few mouthfuls of meat, Tuoba just picked up the kumiss, and said to Jin Miaomiao and Director Kong, "You two distinguished guests have come from a long way, and I'm sorry to welcome you, so I'll punish myself with a glass first, ha!"

He drank it while talking.

The attendant next to him seemed not to be surprised and didn't think there was any problem at all.

Director Kong politely returned a glass of wine, and then asked Tuoba Hong: "Master Tuoba, who is this?"

Just as Tuoba Hong was about to speak, Tuoba Gang interrupted: "I am his second uncle, Tuoba Gang."

Director Kong looked at Tuoba Hong. He was not embarrassed and seemed to be used to this kind of scene. He just smiled and nodded to Director Kong to confirm.

Director Kong smiled and said: "Master Tuobagang has a good capacity for drinking. I'll toast you with another drink."

He said and drank it all again.

Jin Miaomiao lamented Master Kong's invincible drinking ability while listening to Director Kong's inner voice: "This is a big brat here. It's really not easy to overthrow the family master, but I can bear it. You can't offend this kind of person, you have to give him Make me happy, don't get in my way."

She also imitated Director Kong in toasting to Tuobagang, but she was too lazy to make excuses with Tuobagang and just smiled and said: "Master Tuobagang, I respect you!"

And then drank it all.

Although Tuobagang didn't get flattery from her, he was still very satisfied overall.

He not only demonstrated his prestige, but also suppressed Tuoba Hong's image in the minds of Xiao's envoys, and felt that his trip was not in vain.

Tuoba Hong continued to eat and drink calmly, but Tuoba Ling was obviously a little annoyed.

Jin Miaomiao heard her scolding Tuobagang [-] times in her heart for giving birth to a son without an asshole, and felt that this sister was really a wonderful person.

She stood up, raised her wine glass towards Tuobaling and Zeng Qi, and said: "Sister Tuobaling, brother Zeng Qi, I am a loyal fan of our 'Legend of Qilin'. I think you can continue to make so many beautiful music. It is you who have strong backing. When I saw the grace of Patriarch Tuoba today, it is true that such a Patriarch can cultivate such excellent singers! I respect both of you!"

Both Tuoba Ling and Zeng Qi were aggrieved by the Patriarch, and when they heard Jin Miaomiao's words, they instantly felt much more comfortable. They laughed and drank three cups with Jin Miaomiao, and then respected Tuoba Hong together.

Then the three of them began to sing in the middle of the tent.

Tuoba Hong was also very happy, he no longer carried the image of the Patriarch, and rushed to the three of them with a kumiss bag, singing together.

At the beginning, Tuoba was a little displeased by Jin Miaomiao's flattery to Tuoba Hong. He felt that this little girl seemed to be against him, so he only said good things to Tuoba Hong.

In the end, seeing the few of them drinking, singing, and having fun, they didn't get angry anymore. He thought it was pretty good, that's all it should be, and this kid, Tuoba Hong, should be having fun. It didn't take long. He can't even draw a bow, can't ride a horse, and no one is willing to support him as a waste!

His calculations were so loud that Jin Miaomiao shook his head.

She thought to herself: "I am not drunk after a thousand cups, how can I let you go, this old cutie?"

She walked towards Tuoba Gang with a smile, held up her wine glass and pretended to be drunk, she put a hand on Tuoba Gang's shoulder, and said vaguely: "Master Tuoba Gang, you are not good at hospitality. , I didn't enjoy drinking at all, you must be too old to drink, hahahaha!"

Her drunken words frightened the Tuoba clan and the others.

Tuoba Gang, since Tuoba Hong's grandmother passed away, has been domineering in the Tuoba family for more than a day or two. He has always been the only one who forced others to drink. No one dared to say that to him, let alone take advantage of him. His shoulders were swaying.

Tuoba Gang didn't expect this, he raised his eyebrows in anger, and pushed Jin Miaomiao to the ground.

Jin Miaomiao rolled down and the wine spilled all over her body.

Director Kong immediately stepped forward to help Jin Miaomiao, and by the way "accidentally" exposed his mechanical arm.

When Tuoba Gang saw this scene, his blood suddenly ran cold.

Although he said he was arrogant, he only dared to be arrogant within the Tuoba Clan. If he really wanted to confront the Xiao Clan, he wouldn't dare give a shit.

These hunters in the desert are born with blood, but his blood has been soaked and rotted in the extravagant enjoyment of most of his life, and all that is left is greed and carelessness.

He also pretended to be drunk, staggered towards Jin Miaomiao, and said, "Oh, I'm old enough to be the father of you guys. I'll get drunk after just two sips of wine. Don't take it to heart, little girl, hahaha!"

Jin Miaomiao pretended to be aggrieved and said: "You are already a father, and you are bullying a junior like this. You can't show your sincerity until you have three drinks."

Tuoba just didn't know what to do, so he actually picked up the cup and drank three cups in a row.

Jin Miaomiao watched him finish drinking, laughed and said: "Gangzi is a good drinker, come, let's drink again!"

After finishing speaking, she actually snatched the jug from Tuoba Ling's hand, stuffed it directly into Tuoba Gang's arms, picked up another jug ​​from the side, shook it and said to Tuoba Gang: "Look, Gangzi, My pot is full, and your pot is still half, we did it together, I didn't take advantage of you!"

Tuoba Gang wanted to have a fit very much, but when he saw that Jin Miaomiao really started drinking, the people next to him started booing and yelling "Okay, okay", and he couldn't let go of his face.

Jin Miaomiao poured wine for herself with one hand, and put the spout in Tuoba Gang's hand directly into his mouth with the other, so Tuoba Gang had no choice but to drink too.

Seeing this gesture, Tuoba Ling and the others started to cheer and raise their heads even more vigorously. They all stepped forward to toast Tuoba Gang one by one.

With the combined efforts of several people, Tuobagang fell.

He was carried out of the tent almost foaming at the mouth.

Tuoba Hong continued his efforts and told the person who sent Tuoba Gang out. When he saw him off, he only told his family that he didn't drink much. It should be that this batch of kumiss was too strong and everyone in the big tent was drunk.Ask his family to give him plenty of hot water to drink, and continue to drink it until he vomits it out, so that all the wine in his stomach can be vomited out.

Water sources in the desert are very rare and precious. Therefore, many illnesses of desert people are caused by lack of water. Drinking hot water is indeed a common method for them to solve many health problems.

But Tuoba Gang first ate a big meal of barbecue in the big tent, and then drank several pots of kumiss. His stomach was already filled to the brim with wine and meat, but he couldn't tell because he was too fat.

After returning home, Tuoba Gang's wife poured him a lot of hot water as promised, but Tuoba Gang was completely unable to move, so he had to let him pour it.

Seeing him drinking and throwing up, his wife thought that this method was very effective. It should be that he had spit out a lot of wine, so he poured more water.

As he continued to drink, he suddenly noticed that Tuoba Gang was twitching.

She was so frightened that she yelled for the witch doctor and poured water on him more violently.

When the witch doctor arrived, what Tuoba Gang spit out of his mouth was no longer water, but blood.

The next day, when the drunken people woke up from their sleep, they received news from Tuobagang's home.

Tuoba just died.

(End of this chapter)

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