The best idlers of the Tang Dynasty

Du Rui is very depressed now, really depressed, just now in the front hall to a few younger sisters, and the freshly released Twelve Beauties of Du Mansion, "Journey to the West", which almost became a eunuch, today we talked about No .40 In the second chapter, the great sage pays homage to the Guanyin of the South China Sea, who bound the red boy for charity. When he was talking about the exciting part, Du Rui spoke lively and emotionally, and everyone in the room was attracted by him.

"However, the red boy's wildness is unpredictable. Seeing that the leg hurts but not hurt, the buttocks are broken. The place is not broken, and the head is pulled three times. He went to pick up the spear, looked at the Bodhisattva and said: "Where is there any real magic power to come to me!It turned out to be a masking technique!Take no precautions, look at the gun! "I hope the Bodhisattva will stab me in the face~~~~~~~~~~"

While speaking, she also made a forward stabbing motion with a gun, which made Du Yunlian cry out in shock, and was about to ask "What happened next?", but saw Du Gui rushing into the front hall.

"Master! The imperial decree has arrived!"

Du Rui was taken aback, and said, "Imperial decree! What is the decree from the Holy Majesty for no reason?"

Seeing that Du Rui still wanted to ask why, Du Gui couldn't help being stunned when he was asked. Since the emperor issued an order, no matter whether it is an imperial court official or a commoner, he must bathe and change clothes, and set up an incense table to greet him. With Du Rui like this, he actually wanted to break the casserole and ask the end.

Seeing this, Mrs. Ma hurriedly said: "Sanlang! Hurry up when the imperial decree arrives!"

Du Rui was just stunned for a moment, and asked subconsciously, but he didn't dare to neglect at this moment, although he was full of doubts in his heart, he couldn't understand why Taizong would send the decree to him, but he also ordered Bao Chai and the others rushed to prepare the incense table, but at this moment, Wang De, the great eunuch beside Taizong, had already arrived in the front hall.

Wang De is a delicate person. He knew that Du Rui and Prince Li Chengqian had a good relationship, but he didn't dare to put on airs as an angel. He just said to Du Rui: "Mr. Du, don't bother me. This old slave is only here to preach the Holy Majesty's oral instructions. Mr. Du knelt down Just listen."

Du Rui responded, and led the whole family to kneel down, saying: "The grassroots Du Rui respectfully listen to the edict of the Holy One!"

Wang De cleared his throat, cupped his hands in the direction of the Tai Chi Hall, and said: "The sage said, Cha Du Rui is ignorant and rebellious, doesn't think about the words of the sage, is greedy for profit, extravagant and desperate, and deeply disappoints me~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? Here it is!"

Du Rui was dumbfounded now, why did he send someone to scold him, and he said it so eloquently, even he himself almost regarded himself as a heinous sinner just now, Inducing thunder from the sky, catching fire from the ground, and destroying himself humanely.

Good guy, this is reprimand by order. The so-called reprimand by order is an extremely humiliating method in feudal society. Generally, the emperor would send eunuchs to "reprimand" him if he wanted to humiliate, and those who were "reprimanded" would kneel on the ground Thank you.Generally speaking, eunuchs are rough people, he doesn't care who his mother is, he just scolds that unlucky fellow for a while, because eunuchs are scolding on behalf of the emperor, and they cannot question, refute, let alone scold back. According to records, there have even been cases where the scolded person was scolded and cried.

Of course, Du Rui wouldn't be so narrow-minded, and cried bitterly because he couldn't save face, but it was not a good thing to be scolded for no reason, and the most depressing thing was that the one who scolded him was The current emperor, on the one hand, he can't talk back, and on the other hand, he can't show any displeasure. This is really depressing.

After Wang De finished cursing, the little grievances he had suffered in the palace a few days ago dissipated. After he finished having fun, he said to Du Rui: "Young Master Du! Please thank you!"

Du Rui was so angry that he almost lost his temper. He scolded me, and I still want to thank him. What is the reason for this, but thinking that this is the era when military power is supreme, I had no choice but to bow down and say: "The grassroots Du Rui led the decree!" Thank you, thank you for your teaching!"

After sending Wang De away, Du Rui sat down on a chair with a depressed face, thinking about Taizong's intention in doing this, obviously not to protect him, the only possibility is that Taizong's suspicion of him deepened.

Seeing Du Rui sitting there silent, Du Yunlian was worried for Du Rui, but what she was more worried about was whether the red boy's shot would disfigure Guanyin's face.

"Third Brother! What's next!"

Du Rui was woken up by Du Yunlian. After he realized it, he almost laughed, and slapped Xingmu again, and said loudly: "The book continues from the previous text: That red boy shot at the Bodhisattva in the face. I hate him so much." Sun Wukong was about to hit him with an iron rod, but the Bodhisattva only said: "Don't hit me, I will punish myself. "After that, he took out a gold hoop from his sleeve and said, "This treasure is originally the gold hoop that my Buddha Tathagata gave me to go to the East to find Buddhist scriptures.Tighten the hoop, I will wear it with you first; forbid the hoop, and accept the mountain guard; I have never been willing to give this golden hoop to anyone, now that it is so rude, let it be with him. "Good Bodhisattva, put the hoop against the wind and shouted: "Change! "It turned into five hoops, looked at the boy and threw them away, and shouted: "Here! One is put on the top of his head, two are put on his left and right hands, and two are put on his left and right feet. The Bodhisattva said: "Wukong, go away, wait for me to recite the "Golden Cuff Mantra". "Sun Wukong panicked when he heard the words, and begged hurriedly: "Bodhisattva, you are invited to come here to cast down demons, but why do you want to curse me?" The Bodhisattva said: "This mantra is not for you from the "Tight Hoop Curse", but to the boy from the "Golden Hoop Curse". But Sun Wukong was relieved, and followed him closely until he heard him recite the mantra. The Bodhisattva recited the mantra and silently recited it several times. The magic power is boundless and deep. After all, I don’t know how the boy took refuge, let’s listen to the next chapter to explain.”

"Snapped!"

After Du Rui finished speaking, he got up and left. At this time, if Emperor Taizong hadn't sent someone to scold the street, he would have started to work hard to write "Tongjian of Zizhi". Can't resist disrespect.

Du Yunlian saw that Du Rui was about to leave, so she stepped forward to stop her, but she saw Du Rui shifted her body and let him go, Du Yunlian was angry behind her, and she stumbled: "The third brother is pouring water again!"

Hearing this, Du Rui almost fell to the ground, and thought, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have taught her so many modern words.

But what was even more depressing was still to come. Du Rui hadn't written a few words when he arrived in the study, and Du Gui arrived again, with the same set of words just now: "Master! The imperial decree has arrived!"

Du Rui yelled in his heart and thought, could it be that the emperor was upset with scolding and developed a new word just now, so he sent someone to his house to find someone to try it out?

But dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, even if Du Rui has the guts of a leopard, he dare not not come to receive the order, but in the front hall, everyone who still has experience is already waiting. After setting up the incense table, Du Rui knelt down and said loudly, "Du Rui, a grassroots man, listen to the teaching of the Holy One!"

This time it will be much more formal than just now. Wang De opened the imperial decree of the yellow silk and satin, and read aloud: "By God, the emperor said: I heard that Du Rui has good character and learning, outstanding literary talent, and always cherishes the ambition of being loyal to the emperor and patriotism." , I am very pleased to hear it. The fourteenth year of the emperor has grown up, she is skillful, generous, gentle and honest, and has outstanding appearance. When it is time for marriage, she should choose a good spouse. I think Du Rui regards age as a The country's meritorious deeds, and the fourteenth daughter of the emperor, can be said to be a heaven and earth creation. In order to become a beautiful woman, Du Rui honored the fourteenth daughter of the emperor. All etiquette will be handed over to the Ministry of Rites and the Qin Tianjian. , the salty emissary heard about it. Respect this!"

When Du Rui waited for Wang De to finish reading, his brain was completely blank. His ancient prose skills were solid, but he couldn't understand it at this time. It seemed that Emperor Taizong scolded him just now, probably because he felt guilty. The fourteenth daughter promised to be his wife. What is the situation? Could it be that Taizong is used to apologizing to people like this, and who is the fourteenth daughter of the emperor?