My pastor, what the hell is an acute gastroenteritis outbreak?

Chapter 80 I have a friend?The rules between aristocratic families and commoners!

"Not bad, come on!"

As soon as the words fell, Cai Shen and the others looked at Bai Jingqi as if they were fools.

I don't know, I thought it was a mental illness that came from somewhere.

Li Jiao suddenly said: "I know you are very confident in Zheng Cheng's strength, but Brother Jingqi is not an ordinary profession."

"I can only say... my control skills can only last less than a second on him, understand?"

Bai Jingqi also said self-consciously: "Your control skill is the instant burst technique of acute gastroenteritis, which is different from Jiaojiao's. It belongs to continuous control."

"You just need to let me pull... it takes effect for three seconds, and I will recognize your strength, how about it?"

Zhao Yunxiao suddenly interrupted: "Zheng Cheng, although these children from aristocratic families are arrogant, unruly, and arrogant, they still have some advantages."

"For example... keep your word."

She blinked, but the corners of Zheng Cheng's mouth twitched.

Why does Zhao Yunxiao look like he's watching the excitement?
"That's it..." Zheng Cheng nodded and said, "I agree, so let's start now?"

Since you begged me sincerely, then I will reluctantly agree to you.

"start!"

Bai Jingqi secretly shouted and took a deep breath.

Zheng Cheng suddenly said: "Wait a moment."

"What's wrong?" Bai Jingqi frowned and said, "Are you afraid?"

"It's not that I'm afraid, what I mean is that if we go to the toilet, I'm afraid you won't have time..."

"How is it possible!" Bai Jingqi immediately interrupted Zheng Cheng, "I'm an eight-star professional, how could mere acute gastroenteritis knock me down?"

"It's… okay."

Zheng Cheng said helplessly, pulled out the bloodthirsty staff and warned: "If there is a reaction later, don't hold back!"

"Otherwise, I'm worried that it will affect tomorrow's secret mission..."

"Stop talking nonsense, come quickly!"

Seeing that Bai Jingqi refused to eat hard and soft, Zheng Cheng could only wave his bloodthirsty staff, and a strange mental wave suddenly landed on Bai Jingqi.

Instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis! ! !
"Brother Jingqi, do you feel anything?"

Li Jiao asked quickly.

As a dark priest, Li Jiao is very interested in similar professions like Zheng Cheng.

"I don't feel anything..."

Bai Jingqi smacked his mouth, and felt his body carefully: "Unlike your fear and dull skills, your skills take effect instantly, and at least they can slow me down by a second."

"But with this instant burst surgery for acute gastroenteritis, I still feel nothing."

Li Zhen said confidently: "You see, this is the difference between low-star professionals and high-star professionals."

"Bai Jingqi can watch your control skills without using the protective skills. If you use the skills, then your..."

"Gu..."

Before Li Zhen finished speaking, a dull sound suddenly came out.

The ten pairs of eyes present all subconsciously looked at Bai Jingqi.

"Look at what I do?"

Bai Jingqi frowned, he suddenly felt a chill coming from his abdomen.

The coolness was still concentrated, making his abdomen swell up, and there was still some pain.

Zheng Cheng kindly reminded: "Don't hold back, if you want to release, go to the toilet quickly, or you will suffer later."

"Gu..."

There was another sound.

"I didn't hold back!"

Bai Jingqi gritted his teeth, his face was a little red, but he still gritted his teeth and said, "I said, your acute gastroenteritis instant burst technique...doesn't work for me...!"

"Yeah..."

A faint stench came, which frightened several people and ran away quickly.

"Open the window! Open the window, he's about to pull it!"

"Damn it, go to the toilet quickly..."

"Go out and turn right 20 meters!"

"Gu..."

Bai Jingqi still gritted his teeth and said, "I told you, I don't feel it! I won't...pull...!"

"Yeah..."

Several people were even more frightened and ran further away.

Liang Feifei's eyes were full of admiration.

After the sudden outbreak of acute gastroenteritis, he only lasted for three or four seconds.

As for Bai Jingqi, it has been more than ten seconds!

Zheng Cheng is in a hurry, what if tomorrow's secret realm is broken?
"Don't hold back! Be careful if you hold back! What will we do in our secret realm tomorrow if you hold back..."

"Boy!"

Bai Jingqi stared angrily, his face was flushed, and he gasped and said angrily, "I said it! I didn't hold back!"

"I'm an eight-star sword king! Pain can only make me stronger!"

"Acute gastroenteritis broke out in an instant... Puff!"

"Fuck! Shit!"

"Squirt! Get out quickly..."

"Brother Jingqi! Get out quickly! It stinks..."

"Brother! Hold on! You must hold on! This kid's skills..."

"puff……!"

"what……!"

Bai Jingqi finally couldn't hold it in any longer, screamed and slammed open the door of the conference room, rushing to the toilet.

Cai Shen glanced at the stopwatch on his phone and said in surprise: "As expected of an eight-star professional, he lasted 12 seconds!"

A few seconds later, there was a loud sound of water falling from the toilet.

Along with it, there was Bai Jingqi's constant screams.

Li Zhen and the others hurriedly chased him out, looking in the direction of the toilet in shock.

Bai Jingqi, really got tricked?
Zheng Cheng also followed: "I said, don't let him hold back, if he doesn't listen, it's going to be a disaster."

"Our secret tour tomorrow may have to be postponed?"

"Why?" Li Jiao asked strangely: "Is there any additional effect of your acute gastroenteritis outbreak?"

"Just now you have been persuading Brother Jingqi not to hold back..."

Zheng Cheng explained: "It's the characteristic of my acute gastroenteritis outbreak after rising to LV3, anal fissure."

"The longer you hold it in, the more likely you are to have an anal fissure..."

"what?!"

This time, Lun Bai Jingsheng exclaimed, his eyes full of panic.

Li Jiao asked strangely: "Bai Jingsheng, why are you surprised?"

"By the way, what does anal fissure mean?"

"It's just that the chrysanthemum is cracked..." Cai Shen said softly.

Li Jiao's face froze, and she blushed again, then she gave Cai Shen a fierce look.

"Isn't it just an anal fissure, a small wound, what's so scary?" Li Zhen also asked strangely.

"You don't understand..."

Bai Jingsheng suddenly said: "The pain of anal fissure, ordinary people can't feel it at all!"

"I... had a friend before, he had an anal fissure, and when it was convenient, it was like pulling glass."

"Ordinary people can't bear the kind of pain. They have to kneel on the ground for a long time every time. It's really inhumane..."

"Oh~~~"

Several people suddenly realized, and their eyes became ambiguous.

"I have a friend~"

"How did your friend get an anal fissure~"

"Bai Jingsheng, you have had enough fun~!"

Bai Jingsheng's face suddenly changed, and he hurriedly explained: "What I said is true! It's not me, it's a friend of mine!" "You are really a friend of mine, you have to believe me..."

"Believe it!"

"Bai Jingsheng! Stay away from me from now on!"

A group of people discussed a lot, until more than half an hour later, the pale Bai Jingqi walked out tremblingly, leaning on the wall.

His two calves were shaking violently, like candles in the wind.

Zheng Cheng covered his nose and leaned over, held back his smile and asked, "Bai Jingqi, right, am I qualified to go to tomorrow's secret realm?"

"Brother Cheng! You are so awesome! That Bai Jingqi's face turned black at the time, hahaha..."

In the evening, when everyone sat down to eat together, Cai Shen laughed out of breath.

"Zheng Cheng, you are really wicked, he is like that, how can we go to the secret realm tomorrow."

Song Chaoyu also covered her mouth and smiled. She was not happy with the scrutinizing eyes of those professionals from aristocratic families.

What's the air, isn't it just a good birth!

"Zheng Cheng! I really convinced you this time!"

Liang Feifan also poured a full glass of white wine, stood up and said, "It was my fault before, and I apologize to you and classmate Song Chaoyu!"

"And please don't remember the villain's mistakes..."

"Hey……"

Zheng Cheng also picked up his wine glass: "They are all classmates, and now they are also colleagues. What are you saying about adults and villains?"

Liang Feifei took a deep breath and said: "The talk is in the wine, I did it, you can do whatever you want!"

After all, I drank a glass of white wine in one breath!
"it is good!"

Zheng Cheng also killed it in one go.

Enemies should be resolved rather than knotted.

It's not a big conflict between the two, just drink a glass of wine and talk about it.

"To be honest, your ability is really terrifying."

Putting down his wine glass, Liang Feifei said, "I fell for your skill half a month ago, and my legs are still weak after two or three days."

"Your skills have special characteristics this time. I wonder what will happen to Bai Jingqi. What if we can't get out of bed these days? What will happen to our secret realm?"

"What else can I do?" Cai Shen chuckled and said, "Change someone again. Didn't Captain Yunxiao say that this exploration secret realm can only exist for ten days? It's been six days..."

"what are you guys saying?"

Zhao Yunxiao opened the door and walked in. Cai Shen quickly got up and said, "Captain Zhao! We are discussing the possibility of tomorrow's Secret Realm Raiders..."

"Stop talking nonsense."

Zhao Yunxiao said: "Bai Jingqi is fine, he can work normally tomorrow."

"Ah? How is that possible?"

"real or fake?"

Zheng Cheng was also surprised: "Recovered so quickly?"

Zhao Yunxiao said in a strange tone: "I called the priest and the pharmacist to heal together, and even consumed a healing scroll."

"Zheng Cheng, you are already famous for your skills."

"Not only us night watchmen, but also those aristocratic families have heard about it. Be careful next time?"

"Be careful?" Zheng Cheng asked strangely, "What do you mean?"

"Joint college entrance examination."

Zhao Yunxiao said: "Every year, the top three or even the top ten places in Qinzhou's joint college entrance examination will be taken away by several big families. I will find a way to deal with you."

"Deal with me?"

Zheng Cheng's expression changed.

Could it be that there are fallen people in the family?
"Don't think nonsense." Zhao Yunxiao said: "A family of professionals is the cornerstone of our Xia Kingdom's profession, and it is impossible to act recklessly."

"At most, they are just putting pressure on the invigilation team to disable your Acute Gastroenteritis Explosion Technique during single-player competitions."

"Is that so..."

Zheng Cheng said indifferently: "Let's see when the time comes."

There is still half a month before the professional joint college entrance examination. After coming out of the secret realm, he will go to the slaughterhouse or the professional guild to buy monsters and monster corpses.

I don't believe it anymore, if you eat all the four-dimensional attributes to 100 points, you can kill you with a level A, and you are afraid of disabling skills?
"By the way, where are Bai Jingqi and the others?"

"That's all you think about us?"

The door to the room was pushed open again, and four figures walked in.

The leader was the pale Bai Jingqi.

"Good boy! Your ability is too ruthless. If I hadn't been strong enough, I would still be lying on the bed!"

Bai Jingsheng and Li Zhen looked as usual, only Li Jiao covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly, obviously not wanting to expose the face-seeking Bai Jingqi.

"Okay, sit down!"

Zhao Yunxiao opened his mouth and the four of them sat down.

"Bai Jingqi, do you still have doubts about Zheng Cheng's strength?"

"Is he qualified to enter tomorrow's secret realm?"

The corner of Bai Jingqi's mouth twitched, and he said, "Captain Yunxiao will do what he says, and we will definitely obey!"

Zheng Cheng also gave this person a high look.

He was willing to gamble and admit defeat, and he did not speak harshly or use force to overwhelm others, nor did he slander others because of saving his face.

This person can make friends.

"That's good." Zhao Yunxiao said again: "According to the agreement between your aristocratic families and the Night Watchman, each time you raid a dungeon secret realm, both parties will act separately and collect the spoils by themselves."

"It will not be joined until the final boss, and the final income will be distributed equally according to the contribution of both parties. Do you have any questions?"

Bai Jingqi took the lead and said, "We have no problem!"

Yao Zhixue, Song Chaoyu, Cai Shen, and Liang Feifan subconsciously looked at Zheng Cheng.

Zheng Cheng thought for a while and said his question: "Captain Yunxiao, I have a question."

"You said."

"Why can't we cooperate sincerely and conquer the secret realm together?"

"Ten people together are safer and faster than two teams of five."

"Let me answer this question for you." Li Zhen adjusted his glasses and said, "The cooperation between our family and the night watchmen has a history of nearly 200 years."

"Professionals from our aristocratic families, taught by family elders, are much better in strength and equipment than professionals from civilian backgrounds who join the Night Watch."

"More than 100 years ago, when the two parties cooperated, they would always fight in dungeons or secret realms for various reasons and compete for spoils."

Li Zhen continued: "The biggest reason is that professionals from commoner backgrounds are not as good as us in dungeons and secret realms, but they want to compete for high-level equipment and props."

"For this reason, civilian professionals with evil intentions actually choose to assassinate professionals from our family."

"This has been going on for decades, and our family has already protested to the Night Watch headquarters."

"In the end, under the intervention of the Presbyterian Church and the military, this strategy method was formed."

"Form a team together, but act against each other, until the final boss gathers together again."

"I'm saying... do you understand?"

The faces of Zheng Cheng and the others are very Zheng Cheng, does this mean that they are not upright?
"Humph!"

Before they could speak, Zhao Yunxiao snorted coldly and said, "Why don't you say that aristocratic professionals are unruly, look down on civilian professionals, and always regard civilian professionals as cannon fodder?"

"I remember the first conflict between aristocratic professionals and civilian professionals, but the Sima family in Yuzhou took the lead!"

Li Zhen's face changed, and he argued, "That's the Sima family in Yuzhou, not our Li family in Qinzhou..."

"All right!"

Zhao Yunxiao said: "I don't care about the Sima family or the Li family, the rules are the rules."

"Of course, if any of you encounters a danger that cannot be solved, you can always ask for help from the other party. Don't show off, do you understand?"

"Yes! Captain Yunxiao!"

"there's one more thing……"

Zhao Yunxiao suddenly looked at Song Chaoyu and said, "Zhaoyu, come with me, I need your help with something."

Song Chaoyu stood up blankly: "What's the matter?"

"trial."

Zhao Yunxiao said coldly: "Maybe I can help you complete the task of breaking the rank."

Then she looked at the others: "You, you can also come and watch."

(End of this chapter)