The Pension Plan Expands from the Three Kingdoms to the Heavens

Chapter 85: Haru, who has no hair at all, still wants to fight with humans!

Gongsun Lu looked helplessly at his stupid wife!This stupid bird doesn't know how to use his brain, but can't he use his brain?
Forget it, this is my biological daughter-in-law, let’s teach her slowly in the future.

Stopping Lu Lingqi who was about to leave the valley to go hunting, Gongsun Lu took out a huge piece of woolen felt from the mirror and placed some cooked dishes on it.

Since the mirror was repaired, the storage space inside has become much larger, and Gongsun Lu has also begun to put some sundries in it. For example, he has stored the freshly cooked dishes for at least dozens of days!Gongsun Lu began to discover that time would freeze if things were put into space!
When Lu Lingqi saw Gongsun Lu directly "conjure" the hot dishes, she felt even more certain that Gongsun Lu was a god who came down to earth. She looked at him with a pair of beautiful red phoenix eyes full of affection and admiration.

Being admired by a beautiful and lovely girl is undoubtedly a thing that satisfies men's vanity.

I saw him taking out a jar of wine from the mirror, and the three of them sat around on the wool blanket and prepared to eat.

Wait three people, where did these three people come from?
Gongsun Lu looked at Ha Diao sitting opposite him with doubtful eyes. He didn't know when this guy came to his side!
At this time, this silly bird looked at the fragrant roast lamb with salivating eyes, and his saliva was almost dripping on it. Well, it seems to have already dripped on it.

Damn it!Gongsun Lu looked at this stupid bird with disgust!
As a pet that was once raised by humans, the Harvest Eagle should be considered a pet for Dugu Qiubai!

There is no doubt that it has eaten human food. As an eagle, although it is its nature to eat fresh raw meat, even if it is nature, if you eat it for decades, you will want to change your taste. , not to mention that he quite likes human cooked food and dishes with rich flavors!
Gongsun Lu was speechless as he looked at this sand sculpture with a face that looked like a puppy begging for food. He didn't know if this guy had been specially trained. His eyes really looked a bit like the cheap shoe cat in the Disney movie who made a living by being cute. sparkling with light!
Seeing this made Gongsun Lu a little soft-hearted.Looking away, Ha Diao saw Gongsun Lu avert his eyes and skillfully moved to the other side with small steps. Then, like the cat owners of later generations, the small eyes that were originally standing suddenly became round and seemed to have become bigger.

Lu Lingqi, who was standing next to her, was already shaking Gongsun Lu's arm, but she was staring at Ha Diao's cute eyes and said, "Mr. Lang, give it a piece to eat, see how pitiful it is!"

"Okay, okay, just eat it if it's for you!" Gongsun Lu had no choice but to ask the girl, and Gongsun Lu followed suit and handed the roast lamb to him!
"Wow!" I saw the turtle cheering loudly. He took off the fragrant roast lamb in one bite, shook his short neck proudly, and thought to himself, "Stupid feet." Beast, surrender under the sharp eyes of Uncle Eagle!"

It seems that this guy has often relied on his cute little eyes to get meat from Dugu Qiubai!

Damn, I feel cheated!
Seeing the Ha Diao devouring the lamb meat like a villain, Gongsun Lu took a hard bite of the roasted chicken leg.Stare at this idiot!I cursed in my heart!

Lu Lingqi was also eating, while staring at Ha Diao's eyes.

Um!Don’t look at its big mouth that looks like a “Shoe-billed Stork”!If you just look at its eyes, it's really cute.

A hint of cunning flashed in Gongsun Lu's eyes, and he poured himself a glass of wine. Suddenly, the rich aroma of wine filled the somewhat empty valley!
Gongsun Lu had just seen it. The Harrier had secretly glanced at the wine jar several times!

"Wow!" Ha Diao shouted, I want to drink too. This time Gongsun Lu directly picked up the wine jar, shook it, and then threw it in front of it.

"Woah woah woah!" Ha Diao cheered and buried his head directly into the thick wine jar. Judging from this guy's skillful movements, he must have given him a drink in Dugu Qiufei a long time ago!

He looked at this stupid bird like a drunkard.I laughed secretly in my heart, you stupid bird, you still dare to play tricks on others, I will drink you to death!
This jar of wine is of course good wine. It is Zhuyeqing sold in the best restaurant in Xiangyang City. It is about ten years old.At that time, Gongsun Lu was researching alcohol disinfection, so he sold a lot of alcoholic drinks with higher alcohol content from restaurants and brought them back to Liaodong to try to purify them!

How much can a bird drink, not to mention that he just added ingredients to it!

This stupid bird was quite enthusiastic. When he was halfway through drinking, he directly picked up the wine jar with his beak, and performed a later generation "Blow at the bottle!"

And not a drop was spilled. From a distance, it looked like a senior drinker with very good wine!
Soon, all the wine in the jar was consumed, and with a clang, the empty wine jar fell to the ground and shattered.At the same time, the Haru eagle also started to sway on the ground with the most popular snakeskin dance steps in the later wine circles. After swaying for two steps, it quickly fell to the ground. After fluttering its wings twice, it was completely broken into pieces. After that, it started to sway on the ground. He started snoring loudly!

"Hahahahahaha!" Gongsun Lu looked at Ha Diao who was as drunk as mud. He first put his arms on his hips, raised his chest, raised his head and gave a Xing Ye version of a sinister smile, and then stepped on Ha Diao's short, hairless wings.

"You're just a little eagle, and your hair isn't all grown yet, yet you dare to play tricks on others. If you don't accept it, I'll ask you if you accept it!"

Looking at the face of a villain in later movies, Lu Lingqi's face next to her felt hot. If she and Gongsun Lu weren't the only ones here, she would have wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in!

Lang Jun is so bad, he even bullied a stupid strange bird!
Gongsun Lu looked at the drunken Harrier with a mouth full of drunkenness, no, it was a drooling Harrier. He secretly regretted that he didn’t have a camera in his hand now, otherwise he would be afraid that if he posted a picture to his friends circle, it would attract a lot of attention. Got a lot of likes!
After being very proud of himself, Gongsun Lu also forgot about the business and walked directly into the west cave with Lu Lingqi, who was still covering her face and looking shamelessly.

After passing through the entrance of the cave, Gongsun Lu and the others saw a rather huge and empty space.

It is said to be a cave, but it is actually more like a huge gap left in the middle when two hills on both sides of the valley lean towards the middle. However, it is also quite empty. What comes into view is a stone couch like a window. There was a white skeleton lying there. It looked like he had been dead for more than ten years.

The two of them looked at each other at the same time. They were both born in the troubled times of the late Han Dynasty and had been living for many years. They had not seen many things like bones before, so neither of them felt any fear.

And although it was still daytime, the cave was still a little dark. Gongsun Lu took out a few torches and lit them, and soon the cave became bright.

The two soon saw a row of inscriptions carved with iron and silver hooks on the stone wall opposite the stone couch.Gongsun Lu looked at the lettering, it was the same as the word "Sword Tomb" outside.Between the strokes, they are very fierce, and then cautiously use their spiritual thoughts to test them!

Well, the same taste, the same sword intent!

This should also be left by Dugu Qiubai!
"I have traveled across the rivers and lakes for more than thirty years, killing all the enemies and defeating all the heroes. There is no one in the world who can resist me. I have no choice but to live in seclusion in the deep valley, with the eagle as my friend. Woohoo! I have been looking for an enemy in my life, but I can't find one. The sword is so lonely and embarrassing. Demon Dugu begs to be defeated and stay!"

Lu Lingqi slowly said the words engraved on the mountain wall. This short sentence and an extremely arrogant name made Lu Lingqi's mind quickly outline a generation of top swordsman. She drew the sword at a loss, but there was nothing. The tragedy and heroism that can be used.

Immediately, this martial girl suddenly felt incomparable admiration and admiration.

But the next moment, she looked at the engraved signature.

"Dugu"

Lu Lingqi frowned. You must know that this surname is not like a Han surname. At least before the Southern and Northern Dynasties, this surname was exclusive to the Hu people.

As a Han woman born in Bingzhou, Lu Lingqi does not have any ethnic discrimination.

Emmmm, well, it’s not impossible. In other words, the girl is born to hate and hate these northern barbarians just like her parents!
Looking at this name with Xianbei characteristics, Lu Lingqi suddenly felt a little complicated!
I didn't expect that there could be such a person among those barbarians!
(End of this chapter)