The Pension Plan Expands from the Three Kingdoms to the Heavens

Chapter 623 Deadpool: "Come on, I'm the most popular character in this book!"

Are you here to help me?

Hearing this, Gongsun Lu's face immediately became embarrassed.

If possible, to be honest, he really doesn't want Deadpool as a helper.

Although this guy's little bitch look would make many viewers enjoy watching it in movies and comics.

But if you really meet this kind of person in real life, I'm afraid anyone will just roll up their sleeves and beat them up!
"boom!"

Deadpool, who had just come over here, didn't make any unnecessary moves when he was kicked two meters away by Gongsun Lu again.

Well, he couldn't help it!
There's nothing you can do about it. Seeing such a nearly naked pervert rushing towards you in such a "prestigious" posture, I'm afraid you won't be able to help but take action.

Deadpool, who was kicked aside, did not stand up again this time.

He was just lying on the ground, biting his lip through his mask, as if he had met a weak woman who had been abandoned by a heartless man, looking at Gongsun Lu with such resentment, with that look, he only felt numb. !

For a moment, Gongsun's face was slightly blocked, and his hand holding the trident became tighter and tighter. He was really afraid that he could not control himself, so he waved the trident and stabbed this friendly soldier to death with one shot!
However, his current appearance was misunderstood by Deadpool, and he thought Gongsun Lu was apologetic for his behavior just now.

He was ecstatic for a moment, and a Q version of Little Deadpool immediately popped up in his brain, shouting wildly:

"That's it!
Little bitch, make him feel guilty, make him feel that he owes me, and then I will be able to hug the protagonist's big thigh smoothly.

When he dominates the Marvel Universe in the future, you can become a winner in life as a thigh pendant.

As the saying goes, when one person achieves enlightenment, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven. When the time comes, you can rejoin the X-Team and lead the Avengers.

I can also relive old dreams with my widowed sister.Money, a girl, a car, a big house!

Since you have reached the pinnacle of your life, there may be many readers who will reward you with various tickets and beans!
By then he will become the most popular character in this book! "

This guy kept having sex here without seeing what was going on around him.

Gongsun Lu is not crazy, so he naturally doesn't understand this guy's weird brain circuit.

"You have something to do with me?"

Before Deadpool replied, Thanos next to him swung the big sword in his hand and slashed at Deadpool's head fiercely.

Gongsun Lu's expression immediately changed. What do you mean, he just started to kill my people right under my nose. Although this guy is quite disgusting, he is still his friendly army after all. I don't care if I beat him, he still has his turn. Fuck you.

And Gongsun Lu also knows something about this purple sweet potato spirit. Although Thanos hates Deadpool, he will never choose to kill Deadpool, but his current appearance of being anxious to silence him is too weird. .

Gongsun Lu immediately stretched out the trident in his hand to block the blow, and then with a pick, he directly picked Thanos' tall body back again!

Gongsun Lu frowned slightly, looked at Thanos with a half-smile and said:
"Why are you so anxious? We haven't decided the winner yet?"

Thanos' big purple face was as cold as ice, but he still didn't say a word!

When Deadpool saw Gongsun Lu taking action to protect him, his eyes lit up immediately and he said in a pretentious manner:

"Oh!

I knew that you, the protagonist, loved me, just like all the handsome readers in front of the book. I can only say that my little bitch’s heart already belongs to me! ~”

Immediately, he spouted a bunch of rubbish in a vulgar tone of voice: "You gave birth to me before I was born, and you gave birth to me and I am already old."

Gongsun Lu, on the other hand, resisted the urge to turn around and stab Deadpool's foul mouth several times!
While quickly starting to move around Deadpool, the trident in his hand rotated like a fan to defend Thanos, who was beside him, from the sword tip that was stabbing like a machine gun one after another.

While he began to think about what kind of secrets Deadpool had that could make Thanos care so much.

One of them is a member of the Titans, the leader of the evil forces in the universe, while Deadpool is just a crazy mutant on the earth, and he is also a street kid, with no money, no appearance, and a notorious reputation. Three feet.

The only connection between these two people is one, and that is Lady Death!
But what secrets can Bichi have that are important to her?

What's more, Gongsun Lu has not forgotten that although Deadpool is on his side, he also loves death deeply, so how could he betray this woman?

Unable to figure it out, Gongsun Lu chose to ask directly. He scolded Deadpool who was commemorating his dead love and youth with poetry and chanting: "Stop giving me such nonsense, tell me who you are." What are you here for?"

When masters fight, one mistake can often determine life or death. With this guy as a drag, Gongsun Lu can only be on the defensive temporarily. After a long time, it will still be very difficult for him.

"Okay, okay, dear, I didn't forget anything serious. How can you say that I don't pay attention to you? You know me."

Seeing Deadpool speaking to the air in a daze and lunatic manner, Gongsun Lu's teeth almost broke.

MD, neurosis is neurosis, don’t you see what’s going on now?

You have to choose your time carefully if you are so crazy!

Count!
Just when Gongsun Lu was angry and evil in his heart, he was about to turn around and stab twice, hit a wave of friendly troops, and then turn around to deal with Thanos.

Deadpool finally got down to business, and he stretched out his fingers in a very coquettish manner, posing in the same pose as in the second movie where he and the electric lock reached out to each other, just like Adam begging God for help. She stretched out her hand towards Gongsun Lu in an enchanting posture!

The meaning is obvious, come here!
Gongsun Lu: o(*≧д≦)o!!
But he still endured his anger now. If he exploded now, wouldn't all his previous patience be wasted?

For a moment, while he was defending with all his strength, he suppressed his nausea and grabbed the opponent's salty hand.

Kao, this bastard actually dared to scratch my palm.

Gongsun Lu's eyes were burning with fire, his pupils dilated, and he was ready to kill this bastard when the battle was over.

Deadpool, I’m sure, even Thanos can’t keep him, I said so!
But in the next moment, a cryptic message was directly transmitted to Deadpool's mind along his fingers!
Suddenly, Gongsun Lu's expression changed. He turned around and stared at Thanos in front of him.

And this purple sweet potato spirit couldn't help but have a very vague panic and viciousness flash across his face, but before he could make any move.

I saw that Gongsun Lu directly gave up his original defensive action, and did not choose to protect Deadpool again. Now that the information was conveyed in place, it naturally didn't matter whether this guy died or not.

At the same time, his body turned into a ray of light and shadow and rushed straight towards the Mad Titan in front of him.

Although Thanos was a little panicked, his tempered fighting skills still allowed him to hand out his big sword to Gongsun Lu's lunging body. Just like what he had done before, he easily knocked out the three-pointed sword in Gongsun Lu's hand. The halberd blocked it and dodged Gongsun Lu's next move, his own three hundred piercing sharp edges and sharp purple lightning.

Finally, Thanos swung the big sword in his hand and struck Xinbei with a move, forcing Gongsun Lu to distance himself from him again.

The two have been fighting for almost half an hour, and they have a relatively thorough understanding of each other's fighting intentions and basic moves.

But this time his estimate was miscalculated. When the distance between the two was only about two or three meters, Gongsun Lu made a decision that stunned him.

Looking at Thanos in front of him who was ready to swing his sword, Gongsun Lu directly threw the trident in his hand at Thanos. At such a speed, the time between the two of them collided. It only lasted a moment, let alone the trident he threw.

With the blessing of Gongsun Lu's divine power, the sharp halberd directly pierced the constraints of space on it and appeared directly on Thanos' neck!
This made Thanos a little startled and angry, he didn't expect that Gongsun Lu, who had been fighting steadily with him before, would take such risks at this moment.

And to be honest, this isn't really a smart move.

why?

The risk of throwing away the weapon is too great. Even if Gongsun Lu is now a Taiyi Golden Immortal, without the help of corresponding divine weapons, he will not be able to break the Titan that is protected by the power gem and the power of death for a while. Body.

(End of this chapter)