The Pension Plan Expands from the Three Kingdoms to the Heavens

Chapter 327 Ouch!If you're so good at acting, why don't you go to the Spring Festival Gala! ?

At this time, Ha Diao, who was far away in the valley, was shouting "Wow, wow, wow, wow" in frustration.

Although this guy has completely refined his crossbones and can speak human language, his instinct as a bird makes him prefer to use glyphs to speak dirty words.

After all, just like the flower-growing family members of later generations who may speak English abroad, but when they are in a hurry to curse, they will probably still use "Fuck!"

And now what Ha Diao is scolding is "Niang Xipi!"

"Bunny!"

"MMP!"

"I bought a watch last year!" etc.

How can he not be angry? He finally found a talented successor for his old master, but he still had to be scolded by his own boss for a while. As a result, this boy actually cheated on him.

The Dugu Nine Swords in his hand are so bloody, and because Jingtian's parents have passed away long ago, he can't even hire parents now, especially when compared with other people's children, he looks like a loser!
This is even more true under the background of the little girl named Xuejian who works under the shit shoveling officer!
Look at people, they have to be gifted and talented, and they have to be diligent and hard-working. Not to mention medical skills and cultivation, just the power of the world, I am afraid that in a few years, you will be able to compete with me!
Look at you kid again, you just don’t care that your birth is not as good as others, you don’t study seriously.

Usually, I would like to take this kid to fight monsters and practice leveling, gain insights and gain some practical experience!
But as a result, when this brat heard that he was going to fight monsters, he couldn't even hold his sword firmly. He just kept two buckets of water hanging around in his stomach all day long, feeling complacent in Yuzhou City!
If he were taken out directly like this, he would not even have the nerve to meet people when he met the subordinates in other worlds.

I miss you Diaoye and I have traveled across several worlds. In which world can I not be a well-known figure?

He caught the Bodhisattva snake in Xiangyang Sword Tomb Valley, worked as a pirate in the Caribbean, and fought against the frost dragon in the prairie.

Even in this strange world of high demons, I, Mr. Diao, did not shrink my head. I would fight monsters in the mountains every three days, but how could I teach you such a coward!

Thinking of this, Ha Diao, who became more and more angry as he thought about it, decided that even if he wanted to be tough today, he would throw this kid into the wolf's den and make him suffer!
Diao Ye has lived so long, and the person he met is not an outstanding person. The old master is alone in seeking defeat, and his swordsmanship is rampant in the world.

Now the shit shovel Gongsun Lu is the overlord of several worlds!

Ling Qi, Ah Shi, and Zhen Mi are all heroes of a generation with unparalleled youth!
Master Diao, I really don’t believe it. Today, I have to straighten your crooked seedling!
The sharp eagle eyes of the soaring Ha Diao flashed in the air, and its wings, three to four meters long, flew directly up to a thousand meters in the air.

He was patrolling on the path where Sedum went home. Under his eagle eyes, he saw the figure of Sedum in a short while. This guy seemed to be hunting?

Ha Diao shook his head, he was really worthless, he just knew how to deal with these incompetent beasts!
Ha Diao didn't waste any time and flew down with a vertical leap!

Jingtian wielded his sword and slashed out the strange bear behind him. The bear's flesh was already very shriveled and cold, and it didn't look like a flesh and blood body at all. Under the heavy sword, he still flew four or five meters upside down!

Even though this sword was a heavy sword, the powerful Qi and great strength in Jingtian's body directly cut a hole in the chest of this strange bear!
But Sedum was already panting heavily. Not only was he sweating profusely, but the clothes on his back were also soaked!

Something is wrong, something is so wrong, what kind of monsters are these? No matter how hard I beat them, even if I break their bones, they will recover after a while.

Watching the wounds on the strange bear re-congeal like ice cubes and slowly disappear.

The boy couldn't help but raise his eyebrows. Until now, not only were there no wounds on these guys' bodies, but the cold air radiating around them was getting heavier and heavier.

Sedum felt that his eyebrows were already frosted, and with the biting cold, the sweat flowing out of his body also solidified into ice in an instant, and he only felt that his body was getting stiffer!
Among these monsters, the ice wolf at the back is obviously smarter and his body moves more flexibly. As the leader of this group of monsters, after discovering Sedum's state, he jumped directly and ran away from where he was. After shooting out, a pair of sharp claws dug hard at Jingtian's waist!
Ay Ya I gi!

You want me, the old Jing family, to be the last heir apparent!

Sedum, who was not yet married, became extremely sensitive under the condition of being happy in the second half of her life, and stomped her feet fiercely.

But still a trace of flesh was scratched, but Sedum also seized an opportunity, and slashed fiercely at the ice wolf whose body was half in mid-air!
Hit it!
Jingtian didn't just use brute force, the pure Qi of Basic Skill 4.0 directly and neatly cut off the ice wolf's head!
The ice wolf is dead, but it's a pity that this guy's experience in dealing with the enemy is still too shallow. He ignored his buttocks, and his back was hit hard by the monster sika deer on the other side. Now Sedum is numb!

He fell hard to the ground. Not only did the black iron heavy sword in his hand fall to the side, but his brain was also a little dizzy from the fall!
From the corner of the eye, these monsters swarmed up, and Sedum couldn't help feeling a little desperate!Even the marquee started moving immediately,
The last thought in this guy's mind is that the money he has saved in the past few years has not been spent yet, and he will be living at a loss in this life!

At the same time, people he knew began to flash through his mind one by one!

Maomao, He Biping, the uncle in charge of taking orders in the village, and even Zhao Wuyan, whom I usually hate the most, have all escaped!

And it was Ha Diao who remained in front of Jing Tian's eyes in the end.

The boy looked speechlessly at the bird's head in front of him, which looked at him with disdain, and tilted his head helplessly.

At the same time, I thought to myself that I really had a deep memory of the master carver. Why did I actually think of him before I died?

He blinked, thinking about changing his face to a better-looking one, such as the cool-dressed young lady he saw outside Wanhua Building two days ago.

But in the end no matter how much he blinked and tilted his head, what he finally saw was Ha Diao's big face!

Ha Diao was a little anxious when he saw Jingtian falling in mid-air. Although this boy failed to live up to his expectations, he was chosen by himself to inherit the mantle of his old master, so he couldn't just die here!
He jumped down in a hurry, waving his huge wings at the same time, and launched a sharp wind blade that directly chopped several strange animals around him into several pieces!

Then he lowered his head and looked at Sedum, who was lying on the ground with an expression of "Ah, I'm already dead!", and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this guy has a lot of scenes!

Seeing that Jingtian had only a few cuts on his waist from head to toe, Ha Diao waved his huge beak speechlessly, then waved his big wings and dodged towards Jingtian's face!
There's nothing I can do about it, this guy's expression right now is so mean!

It's obviously nothing, but when I was wandering around in the ravines, hundreds of holes were bitten all over my body by those snakes, and I wasn't as cowardly as you!
Too fucking useless!

Now you actually wink at me, and you look so ugly. If I don't hit you, Master Diao, I won't be happy!
Seeing that Sedum was still motionless five meters away after being slapped by him, Ha Diao tilted his head in disdain!

play!
You play for me again!
If you're so good at acting, why don't you go to the Spring Festival Gala! ?

Suddenly, Ha Diao heard some noise on the right, and saw that the monster bear that he had chopped away before actually made some movement. The other monsters were split into pieces by his wind blade, but this bear had rough skin and thick flesh. It was only chopped in half, but now the strange bear was only half-stretched, like a zombie, stretching its claws and crawling towards this side.

The pupils of Ha Diao's bird eyes shrank slightly. This kind of ability reminded Ha Diao, who had seen the world, of the huge abominations he encountered on the grassland.

They are also like this, dragging their bodies with their intestines stuck to them and persisting, attacking others relentlessly!

(End of this chapter)