The Pension Plan Expands from the Three Kingdoms to the Heavens

Chapter 176 I still have a licking dog, I’m in trouble!

Barbossa put down the fish soup in his hand, enjoying it so much that Yang Tian sighed!

"Oh, Your Excellency, your food is so delicious! I have never tasted such delicacies in my life!"

This is so true!

Barbossa was cursed because of the gold coins. It has been almost ten years since he became a living dead. During this time, no matter what he ate, there was no taste. Now the curse is lifted!

Even wanting to taste the taste of an apple is an extravagant hope. Today, I can eat such delicious food all at once, even though Barbosa's city is rich, I can't help but feel a little lost!
Jack Sparrow on the other side was a little better, after all, he had eaten the food here before!I saw him look at Barbossa with disdain, and then began to lick the plate where the fish soup had been finished!
"You're welcome, Captain Barbossa! Guests should have due etiquette, right?"

Barbossa glanced at Jack, who was still licking the plate, and gritted his teeth.Finally give up on this old, hopeless rival!He was the first to ask!

"Dear Your Excellency, you have such a powerful warship and fierce warriors, and you look like you are a noble child of noble blood. I wonder why you came to me, a little pirate, to do this?"

Barbossa couldn't help himself!

A pirate is always anxious, even if he is an excellent pirate!

Gongsun Lu sat upright, posing the standard posture of brother Chen in the star master movie "Kung Fu"
"This time I have two such professionals to come to my place!"

Having said this, Gongsun Lu raised his head and looked at it. These two guys had expressions on their faces that said, "Continue talking." They had no intention of interrupting at all!
Gongsun Lu was a little discouraged. This group of actors was the worst he had ever encountered. They had no eyesight at all. Don't you know how to cooperate?His original interest in acting became boring!
Gongsun Lu resumed his Ge You paralyzed posture. He stopped pretending, tired!

Said straight to the point.

"Have you two heard of the Neptune Trident?"

Trident!
The two pirates looked at each other in surprise!
As one of the nine best pirates in the world, they certainly know the legend of the Trident. When they were young, the two traveled together and tried to explore the location of the legendary Trident, which is the Bermuda Triangle!
"With all due respect, dear Mr. Luffy, this is not a wise move!"

Jack, who was afraid of death, immediately pointed at Orchid and poured cold water on Gongsun Lu!

Barbossa, who had always been at odds with Jack, had a solemn expression on his face, and he did not refute Jack's words!
“Yes sir, the Bermuda Triangle is not a touristy place!

And even if you get there, the road to the Trident will not be opened to you unless you arrive at the right time! "

Thinking that Barbossa's daughter finally used the guidance of the stars and the help of gems to open the passage, Gongsun Lu winked and continued talking to the two of them with smiles on their faces.

"This is nothing you two need to worry about!
Of course, as a reward for leading the way, I will give the other party the Black Pearl! "

The eyes of the two people who were still reluctant at first lit up when they heard this. Needless to say, Jack had originally bought the Black Pearl with his soul from Davy Jones?
It's a pity that he only served as captain for a year before being left on a desert island by Barbossa, so Jack is actually very obsessed with the Black Pearl!

And Barbossa is even more so. The Black Pearl is the fastest ship in the world!How could a captain who has been its captain for so long have no feelings for the Black Pearl?

The two glanced at each other, and the eyes they looked at each other also became unkind!
Very good, this is a real good show. The epic drama directed by Tia Doma, which is like a Greek heroic myth, is indeed very good to watch, but it is not very friendly to me as a temporary director!He doesn't have so much time to play with her, so it's better to go straight to the point!
Just when Gongsun Lu was secretly training these two important actors!
Here, the original director and chief screenwriter Tia Doma, who was pushed into prison by Gongsun Lu, could not sit still!

Although she was sealed as a mortal witch and lost her former divine power, she still has a bit of divination ability. Just now she was in the room as a voyeur, watching the plot of Captain Jack!

Then she discovered that the plot collapsed!

First of all, Barbossa was not dead and was rescued by Gongsun Lu, and then Jack Sparrow was not caught by the navy!

Will and Elizabeth's team of mandarin ducks has not been separated, so how can the drama of Davy Jones unfold like this?

Hey!
It's a plant!
At first, she thought that Gongsun Lu arrested her just to prevent her from secretly attacking her when she was looking for the fragments, but now it seems that this guy not only tore up the script, but also tied up the actors. What does this mean? ah!

Do you want to join the team to make huge profits and squeeze me out of the way?
Damn, you can do whatever you want to me!But now you actually want to ruin my plan to break through the seal, and Tia Doma immediately went into a rage!
She directly made a mess in the cabin where she was kept, and used various actions to show this idiom of incompetence and rage!

ヽ(#`Д)┌┛〃

After losing her temper as a goddess, Tia Doma regained her composure!I sat in the room and thought about it for a while, and couldn't help but have a proud sneer on my face!
This oriental god thought he was sure of his fate, but you are still far behind!

She forced herself to close her eyes!
Who wouldn't be able to join a group violently?
Although I am poor now, I still have a licking dog in my hands. Gongsun Luffy, you want to kill me!you are way behind!
snort!I want to stud with you!
At this moment, in a deep seabed near the English Channel, in a cabin of a strange-looking shipwreck, a very strange-looking Squidward was playing the harp with a sad look on his face. The sad face fully interprets what it means to flow upstream into a river of sadness!

Bah, it’s sadness turning into a sea!

At this time, a coquettish voice suddenly appeared next to Squidward's ear.

"Davy Jones~"

who is it?

Squidward suddenly opened his eyes. In fact, he had just heard that the familiar voice belonged to his goddess Cory Busso!

It's a pity that he thought that he was too sad and missed Cory Busso too much, so he had auditory hallucinations in his ears!

Obviously, Davy Jones has often heard such auditory hallucinations for hundreds of years!

"Davy Jones~"

Squidward stood up all of a sudden, and his face full of tentacles showed four parts of love, three parts of hatred, two parts of expectation, and one part, well, how should I put it, I don’t know what his face is. How do you show such a complicated expression!
But to paraphrase Star Master’s line, he looks like a dog with tentacles on his face!

"Colly Busso!"

Just when Tiadoma was seducing her former mistress and licker.Gongsun Lu is heading to the Bermuda Triangle with two legendary pirates.

There was an episode during the voyage. Will and Elizabeth were imprisoned by Gongsun Lu on the Black Pearl!
It was handed over to Xu Sheng to take care of, but during a change of defense, Elizabeth actually used the monkey also named Jack on the black pearl to get the key to the cell door, and then took her little lover Will Turner in the night Row quietly ran away in a boat!
After Gongsun Lu learned the news, he first took a strange look at the room where Tia Doma was being held!
Is this guy's fault or is it just the protagonist's luck?
Judging from the entire script arranged by Tia Doma, it would be better to say that the little girl Elizabeth Swann is the protagonist instead of Jack being the protagonist!
When the Black Pearl landed in Port Royal, even if this girl was on the hook, she was so lucky!

From the first encounter with the living dead pirates, he started cheating, and all the way through the pirates, Barbossa, the navy, Singapore Pirate King Shao Feng, and then to Davy Jones, it can be said that he has been able to do it with ease!

There are also three spare tires and a licking dog beside him, who are always responsible for laying down guns and blocking knives!

Dead Island, Soul's Chest, The End of the World, I have experienced so many great adventures, and shot one big scene after another!
But she didn't even scratch her skin, and in the end she directly became the pirate empress!

Later generations of Mary Sue TV series didn't dare to shoot like this. Could it be that Tia Doma deliberately arranged it? Because she couldn't realize her dream of having both sides, and being the most powerful woman in the world, she focused on Elizabeth!
It's like the later generations of street writers who flirt with beauties around them all day long, but due to reality, they can only give the protagonist constant benefits to get psychological comfort!

But she is a goddess after all. She is not so superficial, right?
But Gongsun Lu thought about the virtues of the big family in Olympus, and couldn't help but look a little weird.

This is really not sure!

(End of this chapter)