Chiba Salted Fish Legend

Chapter 89

In the end, Shiraishi Rika and Yamamoto Ryoko went back before dinner.Later, when it was time to get off work, Mayumi also went back. Only Natsuki, Tachibana Aya, and two or three customers were left in the coffee shop.

There were not many regular customers today, and the only one who came here specifically for dinner was Tachibana Aya.She was tearing the omelette with chopsticks and putting it into her mouth piece by piece.

"Hey, let me tell you. This omelette is super delicious."

"What you say always reminds me of purple and watermelon, but I'm feeling very distressed now because I have no money, so I'd better stop saying it."

"Isn't it too much to say too much if it's difficult to understand..."

Tachibana Aya was stunned, and then continued eating melon, oh no, eating omelette.It's probably one of her strengths to be able to enjoy eating even simple dishes.Optimistic people will have a better life.

"Xia Zhi, next time I want to eat curry."

“Can’t order.”

"It's stingy."

Naturally, Xia Zhi couldn't agree with Tachibana Aya's behavior of kicking her nose and face.He ignored Tachibana Aya's rude request and chewed his food in small bites.The familiar taste, for some reason, made Xia Zhi think of a five-star chef.

"But, Xia Zhi, your school's school trip actually lasts for five days, and it's still at this time. Why didn't I find your school so fun before?"

"You ask me, who is going to go? I'm still an international student."

"I really want to go on a school trip, but it's a pity that my high school life is almost over."

"So stop running around all day and enjoy your high school life."

"Why don't I write novels to experience life? A female high school student light novel writer, a living legend! A creature that only appears in novels. Don't you think my high school life is more fulfilling than that of ordinary people?"

Indeed, he was able to write so many works in high school. If you look deeper, he may have started writing novels in junior high school. For a junior high school light novel writer, this life is subtle to say it is fulfilling, but it is legendary if it is said to be. Not too much.This kind of plot that should only exist in novels actually appeared in reality. Xia Zhi, who witnessed this legend with his own eyes, felt complicated because the legend itself was a sad person.

Thinking that there is a sad light novel writer by his side, Xia Zhi thinks of the national idol Amamery Moli whose image has completely collapsed.Although Xia Zhi still doesn't know her real name, it doesn't matter. The idol whose image has been completely destroyed should just let her gather ashes in the corner and fend for herself.

"Do you feel fulfilled?"

Xia Zhi asked rhetorically, throwing the question back. This way of speaking is common in various situations of blaming and rhetorical questioning. For example, when a student asks the teacher whether he did well in the exam, the teacher can ask the question in return, and by the way, he can also probe the student's tone. , and what you think about yourself.Although the effect is limited, there are many teachers who take the trouble to use this trick.

"Me? I think it's okay. Generally speaking, no one will have the same life experience as me, right?"

"Is the meaning of your life only about comparison? I'm asking you yourself."

She always compares herself with others. Although it can be regarded as a sign of her confidence, it is too realistic.

"Myself? Does it make any difference?"

"I'm not asking what it's like to have this kind of experience. I want to know why I might as well have a dream to understand it myself. Do you need to tell me? What I want to ask is, do you think you like doing this? ?"

"Why do you suddenly ask me such a philosophical question?"

Tachibana Aya thought for a while, then suddenly realized it, and clapped her hands.

"You want to tease me again?"

Xia Zhi gasped in fright.

"How did you know that I'm going to flirt with you? By the way, where did you know this word? It's actually in Chinese."

Is it possible that Chinese culture has become popular recently?Isn’t there something wrong with this popular place?
"A few days ago, I searched the Internet for some of the more popular online words in China. As a result, I didn't understand anything except [落]. What is [嘤咒咒]?"

"It's such a profound question. Yingyingying is what is called being malicious and cute."

"Isn't this an onomatopoeia? You want to perfunctory me again."

Tachibana Aya glanced at Natsuki dissatisfied.

"It's onomatopoeia, yes. Next, please expand your imagination as a novelist. First, there is a fat house..."

"Why the fat house? Do you have any opinions on the fat house?"

"Why are you so righteous all of a sudden? I'm just letting you imagine. I don't have any special opinions on the Fat Man."

"Really? But I have."

"What the hell..." (Chinese)

Natsuki almost slammed the bowl of rice on Tachibana Aya's head, but in the end he resisted the urge because he was afraid of provoking the police and the subsequent trouble.

"What's wrong with the fat house? Don't the fat house have human rights?"

"You also said that I am righteous, aren't you stronger than me..."

"If you still want to live, just shut up."

Xia Zhi shook his head and quickly ended the conversation.

"Okay. Go ahead, I imagined a fat nerd, and then what?"

"Can you please stop mentioning this? Try another imaginary, think of something... whatever you want, whatever makes you feel disgusted."

"Think about it, zombies with ulcers all over their bodies are disgusting enough, right?"

"Then you imagine it's on the other side of the computer yakking at you."

"vomit……"

As soon as Xia Zhi finished saying Tachibana Aya, his face changed drastically and he bent down and retched. It looked like he was really a disgusting zombie.

"This is simply mental pollution!"

Tachibana Aya took another look at the unfinished meal, then raised her head and glared at Natsuki.

"I have no appetite now, how can you compensate me!"

"This is the price of knowledge."

Xia Zhi felt no psychological pressure and continued to eat.How could a mind that has been polluted for a long time in China be unable to eat because of this little thing?If you don’t believe it, you can search on Lotus Powder Milk and you will evolve to be as fearless as him. PS: It has a miraculous effect on treating trypophobia.

Tachibana looked at the food, which was not much, but it was much more delicious than take-out food, with a frowning face.She just closed her eyes and tried to force herself to take another bite, trying to get rid of the influence of the fantasy just now on her, but when she was still wavering, Natsuki suddenly said "嘤嘤嘤" softly next to her like a prank, Tachibana Aya I almost threw out my chopsticks.

"You are poisonous!"

Natsuki turned a blind eye to Rikkasai's roar: "You actually know that it's poisonous. Are all Japanese people interested in Chinese culture these days?"

"Is this something important? Wow, I'm going to die. I feel like I will never be able to get rid of this psychological shadow for the rest of my life..."

"Is it that serious? Huh..."

Before Xia Zhi finished, Tachibana Aya stood up and blocked Xia Zhi's mouth without caring about the oil stains on her mouth.

"If you say that once, you're dead! I'm going to throw you out of the coffee shop!"

Although he felt that his position was somewhat contrary, Xia Zhi was quite satisfied with the result.What is the result?Of course, he has grasped the lifelong psychological shadow of the son of the plane.

If you want to teach her a lesson in the future, you won't have to go to as much trouble as before, it will be done in one go.It’s so convenient, eh eh eh.But this guy will never be able to go to China in this life... China is full of monsters recently. If she goes there, she probably won't survive for a week.

"Uuuuuuu..."

Natsuki shook his head and tried to get rid of Tachibana Aya's control, but obviously failed.Xia Zhi could only point with her finger and motion for her to take her hand away.Tachibana Aya's eyes were full of threats.

"If you dare to speak out, we will break off our relationship."

"What kind of friendship is breaking up a relationship?" Although I really wanted to say this, it was too unclear to distinguish the occasion, so I still didn't say it.Natsuki nodded, and Tachibana Aya withdrew her hand.

"Have a drink."

Xia Zhi poured her a glass of water, Li Huacai hesitated for a moment, and took a small sip.The cold liquid flowed from the mouth to the throat to the stomach, and it was refreshing, and the nausea was finally relieved a lot.

"This is too disgusting. How can you still tolerate such things being uploaded all over the Internet?"

"You are too weak." Xia knew the truth: "Isn't that what the Internet is like? As long as there is a victim, he will think that he cannot be the only one to suffer this kind of pain, and then continue to spread such things Go on, and you'll get used to it over time."

This is the power of habit!It's the same as going to class non-stop for a whole week, taking one small test three days and one big test five days. Once you get used to it, it won't matter.Habits are terrible.

"...I never want to go to China in my life."

"You are biased. Netizens are netizens, and there are not so many fancy things in reality. Except for some giant babies, Chinese people rarely bring the habits on the Internet into reality. Of course, there are many People like to bring real-life habits to the Internet."

"Wow, that's really a disaster."

There is one thing that Xia feels is very magical. Chinese people generally like the Internet and reality to present a chaotic state. Reality is mixed with Internet things, and the Internet will also upload real things to the Internet regardless of size. This seems to have become a habit of recording life. Check your news, or Moments, or Weibo. There will always be some people who will put their lives on it, and then there will always be someone who will give you some feedback. Like or comment or something.Today's China, if there was no Internet, would not only be half worse off, but would probably be half off.

But Japan and China are somewhat different in general. This middle-class nation seems to prefer to hide its real identity like Dragon Peak in the Headless Horseman. It separates reality from the Internet, and even kind of Exposing your identity online brings the same sense of urgency that something bad will happen.This can be seen in many film and television works such as Sword and My Wife.

Rather than a social platform, Xia Zhi feels that Japanese people regard the Internet more as another less connected world in their lives.

But there is one thing that the two sides are actually equal about. Do you know what it is?

That's right, it is the eye-catching recharge entrance and the convenient recharge process.

When it comes to making money, everyone is the same.

Xia Zhi couldn't help but look at the slaves of krypton gold mobile games with pity, the pigs raised by the game manufacturers.

"Hey, what's that look in your eyes? Don't look at me like that, it makes you feel uncomfortable."

Tachibana rubbed her arms with her hands.

(End of this chapter)