Chiba Salted Fish Legend

Chapter 51 You will definitely die.

Xia Zhi looked at the shelf standing in the corner and took a look.

"This doesn't seem to work, does it?"

"You are not talking nonsense. Whoever made you think about buying such a big cabinet."

"I did a visual inspection and it looks like it should be suitable."

“Let’s not talk about how you visually inspected it, aren’t you an online shopper?”

“Isn’t it possible to do visual inspection when shopping online?”

"Tell me, how do you do a visual inspection when shopping online?"

Xia Zhi glanced at the door that was mostly blocked, thinking about how to get rid of the extra part.When the cabinet was finally assembled, it was larger than expected. If it were placed directly opposite Tachibana Aya's bed, the two-meter distance from the corner to the door frame would not be enough. The other side was the kitchen counter, although it was obviously not used much. But there's no way to dismantle it and put the cabinet there.This is not realistic.

As for changing direction, that is even less sufficient.On all four sides of the room, the door and windows were facing each other, and larger cabinets and beds were placed against the walls on both sides. There was no room to place such a large cabinet anymore.

Xia Zhi raised his head and glanced at the oversized, slightly cute, and obstructive cabinet, thinking about how to solve this problem.

"Otherwise... dismantle it and return it?"

Xia Zhi asked.

"Eh...it's so troublesome..."

"You're not pretending! At best, you just pressed the boards together. Didn't I do the rest?"

He actually had the nerve to complain, and Xia Zhi said he had never seen such a shameless person.

"Or put it in the middle of the room?"

"...If the shelf suddenly falls down one day, you will definitely die."

No matter what material the cabinet is made of, whether it has sharp corners or rounded corners, if such a big thing falls down, something will really happen.A pen dropped from dozens of floors can knock someone unconscious.No, if the angle is wrong, it is possible to crush someone to death.

"Is there no other way?"

Tachibana Aya looked troubled.

"That's such an outrageous expression. Come help me and put the cabinet down. I'll see if I can think of a way."

The two put down the shelf and looked around the cabinet, which was too big to get in the way. However, Tachibana Aya was just joining in the fun.Xia Zhi made a few gestures with his hands.

"Sure enough, the middle part is still too long."

There are five equal-height storage spaces on both sides of the cabinet, a total of ten.But there is a wooden board several times as long between them, which is used to connect the cabinets on both sides and to place things.The overall look is more like a dressing table than a movable cabinet or display cabinet.The whole thing is pink, and it does look a bit cute.

But this design is really troublesome...

Xia Zhi looked at the entity, then turned to read the instructions.

"Hey, is there any way?"

"Let me see again... This kind of style that can be combined at will is too troublesome. But the middle plate seems to be unnecessary."

The instructions clearly explained the details of the cabinet, and Xia Zhi found that the structure of the storage units on both sides seemed to be designed so that it would be no problem if placed alone.If you don't need the board in the middle for placing things, you can barely squeeze it into the wall.But that's the most important part of this cabinet.

"I don't want the middle piece anymore, just tear it apart."

"That piece?"

Xia Zhi patted the board.

"This is it."

"Eh? It can't be like this. That's my favorite part."

"It can't be put down unless it's demolished."

"Is there no other way?"

Tachibana Aya doesn't give up, but Xia Zhi wants her to give up more clearly.

"No way. This thing needs to be dismantled. And it's clearly your fault."

"A beautiful person can be forgiven for anything he does."

This fallacy was so familiar that Xia Zhi was stunned for a moment, but he was still not ready to let her go.This shelf is really in the way if you don't remove the middle piece.If it is placed in the middle of the room and accidentally touches it one day, or is blown by a slightly stronger wind and falls over, that is no joke.

"Stop talking nonsense. Go and demolish that side."

Xia Zhi handed her another screwdriver, and then he took it apart with ease.Tachibana, who said he didn't want to take it apart, also started taking it apart with great interest.If you don’t know how to assemble it, why don’t you know how to disassemble it?And it’s quite fun to take apart.

"How to dismantle it here?"

"Let me see... first turn off the screw next to it, yes, that's the one... and then turn on the one just now."

"It's surprisingly simple."

"Don't use too much force, these places are quite fragile."

Xia Zhi instructed her while accurately dismantling the newly assembled parts.After all the parts at the connection were removed, Xia Zhi tried to open the connection of the cabinet, but it was really tight.

“With such a tight fit, is it really necessary to add parts?”

Xia Zhi felt that even if the cabinet was not equipped with parts or anything like that, it would not fall apart if it suffered a certain amount of impact.It was like the steel bars were welded together, and Xia Zhi felt that they didn't move at all.

He felt a little hurt, but still called Tachibana Aya.

"You come and take it apart, I can't take it apart."

"What?" Tachibana Aya looked disdainful: "You're still a boy and you actually want me to do this kind of thing."

"Stop talking nonsense, strange girl."

"! Even I will be angry!"

"I know, I know. Hurry up."

"You didn't take it seriously at all!"

Tachibana Aya puffed her mouth like a child, completely unaware of the fact that she was one year older than Natsuki.Although her face looked cute and there was no big problem, Xia Zhi still shuddered because she knew her age.

When he saw Tachibana Aya putting her hands on the cabinet and looking like she could take the cabinet apart with just one move of her hands, he felt his scalp go numb.

The joints on my body don’t seem to be as tough as this cabinet…

Feeling inexplicably scared.

It wasn't until she completely removed the board that Xia Zhi came back to his senses.Tachibana Aya placed the "extra" board by the wall, and then looked at Natsuki aside.

"and then?"

"Then? Let me think about it...the two lockers can be connected. It seems that this was the design from the beginning, but in this case, the board will only be wasted. But there is no other way, so be it. "

Natsuki and Tachibana Aya worked together to connect the storage units together, and then turned them into the kind of storage cabinets that can be seen everywhere.Therefore, the complete version of this cabinet is just an enhanced version of the ordinary locker.It's really frustrating.

And this kind of behavior of selling it as a new product with just a little change is also a bit annoying...

Put the cabinet in the corner and it looks fine.

"If I had known it was like this, I might as well have bought an ordinary one, at least half the price."

"...you are willing to spend twice as much to buy a cabinet that is similar to the original one. I think you are quite amazing."

"You can live comfortably as a rich man."

"I've never seen a rich person sell his autograph or anything like that for money and then use it for krypton gold."

Tachibana Aya stared.

"Is it okay to discuss the matter as it stands? These are two different things."

"No, it's the same thing no matter how you look at it."

Xia Zhi wasn't sure whether it was one thing or two things, but he felt that he had to piss her off, otherwise his jealousy towards the rich would be difficult to calm down.

Tachibana Aya put the figures on the wall one after another. After putting them all down, there were still a lot of free spaces. Tachibana Aya took a few more from the bedside shelf and finally filled them up leisurely. The whole cabinet.The only drawback is that there is a little lack of light in the cabinet placed at the root of the wall. The handsome Sentai Superman and monsters look ferocious, even though the monsters are already ferocious in appearance.

Huh.Xia Zhi's eyes paused, and he saw a very popular and familiar figure among the monsters - the Baltan planet.

This is a super popular monster that has appeared in almost all Ultraman series special effects films. Remember whether it is a space warrior or a space ninja. It has played a supporting role in almost every Ultraman special effects film, which makes Xia know vivid memory.The inner transformation from the initial "Ah, this guy is so strong" to "Why is it this guy again?" made Xia Zhi never forget such a magical monster.

Although one of its pincers is broken, Tachibana Aya doesn't seem to have any intention of throwing it away, which is really gratifying, Bartan-kun.

"It seems like we have to buy some lights..." she said, looking at the dim cabinet.

"If you want to buy it, you can only buy it tomorrow. It's already... when is 10:30?"

Xia Zhi looked at the time on his phone in silence. Three or four seconds later, the number representing minutes made Xia Zhi's eyelids twitch.

"It's already this time? Xia Zhi, do you want to stay the night? The tatami is quite comfortable."

"Let's not talk about the issue of you leaving me to sleep here. When you leave a guest to sleep, do you let him sleep on the tatami? Is that different from sleeping on the floor?"

Not only did you carelessly let a boy whom you had only known for a few days spend the night in your apartment, but you also wanted the guest to sleep on the floor. How could you be so entertaining?

Eh, no.Xia Zhi thought about it carefully, and something seemed wrong.His eyes gradually turned to the "excess" piece of wood that was placed at the bottom of the wall at the moment, and he suddenly remembered a fact - he seemed to be unable to manipulate a strangely powerful Aikido master...

Is this where confidence comes from?That's not surprising...it's strange.

Xia Zhi felt that it would be better for him to leave as soon as possible.I can go back early and take a shower before going to bed. I'm really exhausted today.

"Don't you want to stay? What a pity."

"Stop saying those impossible words. After all, I am a girl. Can you be more reserved?"

"Well, I think the fundamental reason is because you can't beat me, Xia Zhi."

Natsuki choked, glared at Tachibana Aya, then put on his shoes and left the high-end apartment.

"Bye, see you tomorrow."

Tachibana Aya waved her hand behind him.

(End of this chapter)