Chiba Salted Fish Legend

Chapter 44 You actually took off Rem’s head! ?

Xia Zhi sat on the tatami and looked at the familiar layout and unfamiliar environment around him.

"Here." Tachibana Aya handed Natsuki a glass of cold water, and then took a sip of hot tea.

"I'm going back."

"Just kidding." Tachibana Aya walked back to the kitchen and poured a cup of hot tea for Natsuki.

Xia Zhi held the teacup in his hand and observed the space.The furnishings of this room are somewhat different from Xia Zhi's impression of festoons.

The overall layout remains unchanged, but the furnishings and atmosphere are different from what was expected, making it a mess overall.There are a bunch of puppets of different sizes and origins placed in the corner, placed together in a relatively harmonious way.Some are cute, some are handsome, and some feel weird for some reason...

Next to it is a folder full of figures, including anime characters, special effects film characters, game characters, and even two-dimensional models of real people.This side is relatively close to each other for the time being, and a little further on...

Xia Zhi took a breath of cold air amid the mountains of books.Confirm carefully.

There are astronomy and geography, customs, language and grammar, mathematical algorithms, fairy tales and myths, computer languages, introduction to psychology, human health... Behind this pile of books, Xia Zhi also vaguely saw a few words "Three-Year Model" written on them. The cover of the book with Chinese characters is particularly familiar.Then there are painting techniques, cooking methods of simple food and so on.It's just a hodgepodge.

Xia Zhi opened his mouth, not knowing what to say. In the end, thousands of words merged into one sentence: "Are you serious?"The stacks of books covering an area of ​​four to five square meters are neatly placed together, and are more than two meters high.Apart from libraries and bookstores, Xia Zhi had never seen so many books at once.That kind of pressure is really no joke.

"Oh, those. It seems like a lot to you, but in fact, it's only so much that can be sorted out and written down in notes." She nonchalantly pointed to a pile of notebooks also stacked high in the corner of the bed near the wall.The height is very dangerous. If it falls down while sleeping, you may end up in the hospital.

"...I didn't think it was realistic at first, but now I think it's a bit unreasonable if you can't become the first grader in Yuhua High School."

"Thank you for the compliment." She accepted the compliment happily.

Xia Zhi looked to the side again and almost crushed the teacup.

"You are poisonous!"

Xia Zhi suddenly stood up, pointed at another corner and cursed.

Tachibana Aya was stunned for a moment, then looked at the corner, still confused.

"what happened?"

"You're still asking me what's wrong? Don't you feel uncomfortable looking at me?"

The corner that Xia Zhi knew was completely different from the neat arrangement before. There were all strange things in a mess.The Rubik's Cube with one side reset was thrown away casually. The Cosmic Superman, whose body was obviously twisted and damaged by playing with it, was struggling inside. There were Russian matryoshka dolls of different sizes here and there, and there was no shark in the Shark Chili. Thor with a broken head, Spider-Man with a broken hand...

This is no longer the level of Guan Gong fighting Qin Qiong, this is a plane battle of dimensional fusion.Ordinary people feel uncomfortable watching it, and people with obsessive-compulsive disorder want to die after watching it.

"Don't you think it's uncomfortable to look at that pile of things there?"

"So you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?" Tachibana Aya looked like she had discovered a new world.

"I'm not. Even if you don't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, it's hard enough to watch! Can't you tidy it up!"

Tachibana Aya looked disgusted.

"Oh, it's so troublesome, so I don't want to..."

"If it's too troublesome, just throw it away!"

"What a pity, I don't want it either."

I almost suffocated with anger.Xia Zhi was determined not to care about him, but Li Huacai seemed to want to confront Xia Zhi. She walked to the messy pile, let's call it the treasure pile. She walked to the treasure pile, knelt down and put her hands in it. Rummaging around.

"Look, I still have Scatha here, I have Ai-chan, Akuya, this one is Shimakaze, and I have Attila here. Hey, my Heizhen is actually here. I've been looking for it for a few days."

She put Kurosada aside, then casually threw Attila on top of the treasure pile, breaking one of Godzilla's arms.

Attila is so strong.

"You should calm down for a while!" Xia Zhi walked to the treasure mountain, picked up Godzilla and its newly broken arm, and stood there to piece them together. "You will get retribution for treating them like this."

"Hey. Isn't that what happens when someone falls out of favor? He is thrown aside casually."

"Your world is so cruel."

Xia Zhi put the Godzilla with the arms connected on the ground, squatted down, and found the model of Tiga or Seven that had separated its upper and lower bodies, and then rummaged for its other half.

Just as Xia Zhi was using his hands to open up a pile of tangled limbs, Diga's upper body stretched out from the side.Xia Zhi was stunned for a moment, then took Tiga's upper body from Tachibana Aya's hand.

Tachibana Aya looked at the pile of treasures, then looked at Xia Zhi, and thought for a while, maybe it should be sorted out.So he picked up Captain America and reached for the shield not far away.

"This is wrong." Xia Zhi's voice came from the side. It put Diga's upper body aside and continued to rummage through the treasure pile. "This lower body is not Diga's. What did you do to them, you bastard?" .”

"Saying." Tachibana Aya replied casually, then put the shield in Captain America's hand and put it aside.

"You actually took off Rem's head!?"

"I am a loyal Emilia party."

"There's no need to pick it off!"

Natsuki carefully searched for Rem's head, and then found the one-armed Emilia during the search.Emilia's figure is not very hard and has a certain degree of malleability.However, even so, it is still difficult to escape the pain of a broken arm.He placed Emilia in front of Tachibana.

"What did you just say? Do you have anything else to defend?"

Tachibana Aya curled her lips: "A boy who is too serious will not be liked by girls."

"Don't change the subject. Where's the instant glue?"

Tachibana Aya stood up to look for instant glue, while Natsuki continued to rummage through the body parts of the poor beautiful girl in her hands.Oh, there's also Tiga's lower body and who knows whose upper body.During this process, Xia Zhi continued to find other severed limbs. From popular works to works that Xia Zhi had never heard of, there were many, and most of them were of good quality.Xia Zhi once again had a deep understanding of Li Huacai's wealth.

Tachibana Aya came back with the instant glue. Natsuki carefully reattached Rem's head, and asked Tachibana Aya to use a cotton swab to reattach Emilia's arm.

One after another, the beautiful girls or special-photo heroes were found and reattached to their mutilated bodies, but there were still some missing limbs and limbs that could not find their owners, and some characters lost their limbs or heads forever. .It's a pity.

Overall, Xia Zhi felt refreshed after saving countless beautiful girls in less than an hour.The rescued models stood in a row in the corner, and the parts whose owners could not be found were probably swept into the trash.But leaving these [-] or so repaired figures that look okay just sitting in the corner doesn't seem to be an option.

"Tachibana, do you have any empty shelves?"

"If they had they wouldn't be here."

"Too……"

Realizing that he had asked a stupid question, Xia Zhi looked around again.Although it is a high-end apartment, all the expenses are spent on other places, and the area is not very large.There is no place to put these figures around, maybe they can only be placed in this corner, at least now they can only be placed in the corner.

"I think you should buy another shelf."

"Let's talk about it next time. I have no money now."

She looked at the pile of figures in the corner and felt that it was okay to just leave them there.He took out a folding storage box from under the desk and put them in one by one.Only about ten can be put in, and there is nothing we can do about the rest.Fortunately, all the beautiful girl characters have been put away, and the ones left outside are unimportant male figures or strange creature figures.

Still she has a conscience.

"It's already this time. It's almost time for me to go back."

"Your tone of not being able to wait to go back is very hurtful..."

Xia Zhi raised his eyebrows.

"Are you still going to keep me overnight if I don't go back?"

"Well, it's not impossible."

"Don't make such a joke like it's nothing."

Xia Zhi glared at her.Does this guy have any idea that she is a girl?Although he is a master of Aikido, there are two types of things he can do and things he cannot do, even joking.

"I'm quite seriously considering it."

Don't say such scary words seriously, it will cause misunderstanding.

Xia Zhi decided not to pay attention to this lunatic and stood up.

"It's boring, being alone. I've finished my new work, and I don't know what to do."

"Then go to bed early and get up early. Oh no, didn't you just tell me last time that you haven't started writing yet!?"

"Oh, that was a lie to you."

Tachibana Aya blinked, and Xia Zhi felt that he was restraining himself by not reaching out to poke her blind.

"Go to bed."

"How can you spend precious time in your life sleeping?"

"Then find something to do by yourself. For example, think about what to write in the next movie. If you are not prepared, one day your talents will be exhausted."

"No." She was sure, "I have decided to write a long story, and now I have entered the stage of collecting materials."

Xia Zhi suddenly thought of her behavior that day that was even more crazy than when he first met her, his face changed, and he stared at her.

"Don't use me as a subject!"

"Sa." She responded with a smile.

"Oh, right!"

She looked like she had come up with some good idea.

"If you don't stay, I can go to your house."

"Isn't it still the same? Is there any difference? Huh?"

Sure enough, light novel writers have brain problems.Especially this one, which is completely different from normal human thinking.

"What a shame. Let's go next time."

"No. Not once."

"Ha ha."

Xia Zhi looked at her malicious smile and always felt that something bad would happen.

(End of this chapter)