Chiba Salted Fish Legend

Chapter 38 Drink More Hot Water...

When Xia Zhi walked to the apartment, it was already late at night. He looked at the time and saw that it was about ten minutes later than usual.It's all that damn capitalist's fault.Thinking of that hateful face, Xia Zhi felt that it would be better for her to go bankrupt as soon as possible.

The world is impermanent, Xia Zhi sighed, and then went to the bathroom to take a shower, and felt comfortable when he came out.The mobile phone on the sofa turned on, and Xia Zhi saw that it was a photo sent by a capitalist.In the photo is the interior view of a neat and tall high-end apartment, with text below:
【How about it?Is our room not bad? 】

Xia Zhi replied with a hehe, took the phone and walked back to the bedroom. Just when he didn't know what to do, the phone vibrated again.

[Don’t think I don’t know what hehe means. 】

There was an angry expression behind him.Xia Zhi feels that there has been a lot of change in China recently, and in terms of chatting, he doesn't know if this is a good thing.

【I will come to play with you tomorrow. 】

Never try to figure out the thinking of a light novel writer, especially a light novel writer who writes a novel with a serious title but another kind of funny content.Xia Zhi felt that he should stop this psychotic writer whose thoughts were too surreal.

[Don’t you want to write a manuscript? 】

【No inspiration. 】

[If you don’t have it, go find it. 】

【So I came to play with you. 】

Xia Zhi subconsciously typed the two Chinese characters "get out", but considering that the other party may not understand it, and considering being polite to an unfamiliar acquaintance, he finally deleted it.After thinking about it carefully, it seems that there are other reasons that can be used.

[I come back almost every day at this time, so I don’t have time to play with you. 】

[Then, I’ll come see you on Saturday night. 】

Xia Zhi deleted "Go away" for the second time, but found that he didn't know what content should be included.Since there is no excuse, it is necessary to educate her in a condescending manner. This is not the right thing to do.

[Don’t you think it’s inappropriate for a girl to go to an unfamiliar boy’s house in the middle of the night? 】

[I practice Aikido, and my level is quite high.it should be no problem. 】

The problem is huge.Oh my god, who is this person?

【Oh, right.Are you playing mobile games? 】

Xia Zhi originally wanted to answer casually, but he suddenly came to his senses.If you say you don’t want to play, there won’t be any follow-up on this topic, so don’t worry.If it comes to playing, Xia Zhi has a premonition that Tachibana Ayai will force Amway to come over with a lot of krypton gold mobile games, and he will squander all the money he finally earned in the promotional campaign of a large number of krypton gold mobile games.

Why are you looking for trouble for yourself?Any fool knows how to choose, right?

【Don’t play. 】

There should be no follow-up, right?Xia Zhi waited for a while in confusion, but after 5 minutes there was still no news, and finally felt relieved.Connect the phone to the data cable to charge and set it aside.I connected a controller to my laptop and played Ubisoft’s Club Challenge.

The giant kobold is really well done, giving people a strong sense of wanting to kill it.As an invisible being, holding an invisible sword in his hand and killing kobolds, one of life's great dreams is finally about to come true.

Throughout my life, I, Bayek, have killed Egyptians, Romans, lions, leopards, crocodiles, and kobolds. I am not afraid of anyone in the world.All he wanted to do was avenge his son, and the great revenge would be avenged. His wife was gone, and all he wanted to do was kill the kobold, which was very uncomfortable.

Until, the phone rang again.Xia Zhi pretended to be invisible and continued to fight the kobold.Then, the phone began to vibrate continuously, and the intervals became shorter and shorter, and it was about to fall off the table.

"Do you want it to be so scary!?"

After taking a big move from the kobold, Xia Zhi grabbed the phone and put it on his lap. He quickly took the handle and scrolled wildly, barely hanging on, but the phone on his lap was still vibrating crazily. , is in a fantastic position.Hastily popped up the menu and activated Zawarudo, whose duration was equal to how long he wanted to stop. Suddenly he remembered that the origin could no longer be Zawarudo during the battle, and died on the spot.Turning around to look at my phone, I saw that there were already more than 30 messages.

When I clicked it and took a look, it was all "Are you there?" ], pull it to the top, [Ah hahaha, I just took a shower. 】

What's this?Yandere?Is there such a girl who becomes sickly after meeting twice?

The phone continued to vibrate, and Xia Zhi felt that she had to stop her.

【Why? 】

[Ah, come back to me.I was just trying to imitate a yandere, but something didn't feel right. 】

[Don't just experiment with other people! 】

Slightly hotter.

[Ah hahahaha, the worst case scenario is that I’ll give you my signature as compensation. 】

[Let's get twenty first. 】

If a person does not act in the face of temptation, in addition to using the things used to tempt, it is also possible that the amount of the temptation is not large enough.

【...You are really realistic. 】

There is no way to refute it...

【What else? 】I also want to kill the kobold.

[It’s okay, I’m bored now. 】

[Where is the manuscript? 】

[No inspiration!Did you really read what I said before? 】

The topic turned to yandere and good life. How could I still remember it?Xia Zhi complained to himself.I originally wanted to type it up, but when I thought about people having to lower their heads under the eaves, I still couldn't type it up.

I did not bow to evil forces, I just bowed to money.

[Then what are you going to do now? 】

【I do not know. 】

[If you don’t know, just drink some water and go to bed. 】

Since ancient times, there have been many famous doctors who have shone brightly in the history of every country. There are even stories about the living dead, human flesh and white bones, which are no longer considered medical skills. However, there is such a wise saying circulating in the medical circle today, which saves lives. It solved all the doctors who didn't know what to do, and also solved many problems for the doctors who saw that there was no big problem - drink more hot water.

Doctor, what's wrong with me?Is it serious?
It doesn't matter, your disease is very common, you go back first, drink more hot water and rest.

Doctor, am I going to die?
It doesn't matter, you think too much, go back and drink more hot water.

doctor……

drink more water...

However, except for a few cases, drinking more hot water is basically beneficial to the body. It can replenish body water, promote blood circulation, etc. Water is the source of life, and fire is essential for humans to stand at the top of the food chain. Tools, if you put it all together, isn’t hot water the best artifact in the world and the most precious treasure for all humans?
Although hot water is good, don’t use it indiscriminately.It's not a big problem for doctors and the like. If someone you care about gets sick or feels uncomfortable, just say "drink more hot water" to them, and [-]% of the time they will get it.Throughout the ages, the phrase "drink more hot water" has caused many young men and women to break up in anger. It is really a great comedy in the world, no, a great tragedy in the world.

[It’s only after nine o’clock. Go to bed now. Do you want to have nightlife? 】

[Don’t you have to go to class tomorrow? 】

【Go up.It’s just that I am number one in the grade, and the teacher doesn’t care if I sleep in class. 】

Xia Zhi didn't want to talk to this annoying woman.Is it disrespectful to the teacher to be able to sleep in class even if he is ranked number one in the grade?Can I do whatever I want if I am number one in the grade?Is this a classroom where strength is paramount?It’s great to be number one in the whole grade.Being first in the grade does not mean that he will always be the first in the grade. He is so lazy about taking jujube pills.

Although there is something strange mixed in, we can ignore it for the time being.

[Why don’t you speak again?Where are people? 】

[What about people? 】

[What about people? 】

[What about people? 】

[Stop, stop swiping.Anyway, you can’t find the feeling of being yandere. 】

[What about people? 】

[What about people? 】

【Oh fine.Xia Zhi, do you want to come and play online games? 】

【don't want. 】

【Why?Very interesting.Could it be that Xia Zhi, are you the kind of boy who doesn't play games? 】

[No, I just don’t play online games. 】

Is it the best stand-alone game in the world?Assassin's Creed series, Tomb Raider series, Uncharted series, Metal Gear Solid series... which one is not more fun than online games?Online games also require krypton gold to buy some cards and props. You only need to pay a one-time payment for a single game and you can enjoy it forever.Online games are still limited to the Internet. You can play however you want on a single player, and no one will tell you.There is no need to fight with other players to grab loot or anything.

Of course, that's not the case for some damn guy named Miyazaki.It's too perverted to have to suffer while playing a game.

[You are actually immersed in a person's world, do not communicate with the outside world, and live in the perfect world in your own imagination. You look cool and handsome, but in fact you are like an abandoned house. Every day, you face the posters of beautiful older sisters or Two- Miss Dimension's vertical painting imagined something, and eventually she went on the road of crime and never returned. 】

【shut up!What you said was too detailed and gave me a bad impression. And please don't just make up the facts, okay?When did I say that I was a useless house with no way out? 】

Sure enough, light novel writers are such perverted creatures.If she didn't have a way to make money in her hands, Xia Zhi would have deleted her friends long ago.

[As the saying goes, not playing online games means refusing to socialize, and it means refusing to have contact with society. 】

[Tell me, tell me, what kind of proverb would make you say such a boring thing. 】

[What, isn’t that what your ancient Chinese people said? 】

Xia Zhi was shocked.If an ancient person really said this, would this ancient person really not die?And if you know about online games, how can you be considered an ancient?

The other party sent a picture. Xia Zhi took a look at it and suddenly felt his eyes go dark.

[You cannot become a useful person to society without playing online games - Lu Xun.jpg] Most of the text is in Chinese, but there is a small line of Japanese below, which should be a translated sentence.

[I remember he seems to be a very famous person, right?in China. 】

How should I explain to this person that Lu Xun never said anything like this...

Xia Zhi fell into deep thinking.

【Hello!come out! 】

[Where are the people?Come out and form a team with me, Percival. 】

(End of this chapter)