Chiba Salted Fish Legend

Chapter 35 Do you want an autograph from Takezuki Ryo?

Xia Zhi, who had evil intentions, still came to school early, but at this moment, he was not reading in his seat as usual, but looking at the autographs of Ryo Takezuki one by one and thinking.

Yesterday I just thought about how I could make money from this kind of speech, but I didn’t think about how to sell these signatures.Tachibana Aya must have thought of it, but she probably thought that as long as it was her signature, it would sell, so she didn't think anything of it, but how could such a simple thing be actually promoted?
Just convincing them that it's a real autograph is already difficult.

Thinking about it, but there is no good solution.Unknowingly, the classroom door was pushed open.Shiraishi Rika walked in.

"Good morning, Zhijun Xia."

As always, he smiled and said hello, and Xia Zhi's attention shifted from the pile of signatures in his hand to his classmates.

"Good morning, Lihua. Oh, by the way, do you want a piece of Zhu Yueliang's autograph?"

"what?"

The girl showed a surprised expression.

"Takezuki Ryo's signature is quite rare. Do you want it?"

Xia Zhi thought she didn't hear clearly, so she asked again.Baishi Lihua finally came to her senses with an expression of disbelief.

"The Takezuki Ryo that Xia Zhijun is talking about is the extremely popular light novel writer?"

"Yeah. Usually when this name comes up, it's her."

"She?" Shiraishi Lihua blinked, "Has Xia Zhijun seen her in person?"

"Ah, um. I got lucky yesterday and signed a bunch of autographs for me to keep it a secret."

Xia Zhi made a half-truth and half-false excuse.

"That's really..."

Shiraishi Rika no longer knew how to evaluate Natsuki's good luck. She could catch a wild super-popular light novel writer even when she went home from school and went to work.

"Do you want it? I have thirty or forty sheets here."

"Why are there so many?"

"In order for me to keep it secret, and if I sell it, I can make a lot of money."

"...Would she be angry if she found out about selling autographs?"

"Don't worry, she won't know."

Xia Zhidi gave her an autograph signed by Zhuyue Liang. After all, he was a friend and it was not good to accept money.Besides, if you don’t have any more, just ask for it.

"Thank you. I've always wanted an autograph from Takezuki Ryo, but she doesn't hold autograph events."

"you are welcome."

Xia Zhi said generously.

Shiraishi Rika took the signature and walked back to her seat and put it in her schoolbag.Xia Zhi always felt that she didn't seem to pay much attention to this signature, so Zhu Yueliang's claim that he could sell a clean signature in an instant was actually suspected of being exaggerated.But it doesn't matter, except for a notebook that is not worth much, this can be said to be a no-cost transaction.

A few minutes later, the classroom door was opened again.

"Hey, Xia Zhi. Good morning."

"Qingfeng, good morning."

Xia Zhi said hello to him lightly, suddenly thought of something, and looked up at Qingfeng.

"Hey, Qingfeng. Do you want Ryo Takeyuki's autograph?"

"what!?"

Qingfeng, who was walking by Xia Zhi, was startled, and then looked at Xia Zhi in disbelief.

"Do you have Takezuki Ryo's signature? Hasn't he never held a signature event?"

"It's a long story."

Natsuki briefly introduced the situation of meeting Tachibana Aya yesterday and added some extra details.

"What kind of luck are you doing!" Qingfeng looked surprised.

"If you don't talk about that, do you want an autograph? I'll sell it to you cheaply."

Xia Zhi blinked.

"……How much?"

"Maeke, three thousand yen."

"Is it so expensive!?"

Qingfeng looked like he had a toothache.

"You have to think about it, her autographed books sold online range from [-] to [-] yen. This is already a good deal for me."

"Can't it be cheaper?"

"Yes. But you have to promise me one condition."

"What conditions?"

"Help me sell some of it."

Xia Zhi made his request.He doesn't know how to sell these things. In that case, he lets others sell them for him.Bringing greater benefits at a certain price is still a no-cost transaction. Xia Zhi will not lose money no matter what.

"There's no problem with this. Almost all of my club members are fans of Takezuki Ryo, so there's no problem in selling it."

He patted his chest triumphantly, looking like he was relieved to leave it to me.To be honest, Xia Zhi is not too relieved, but there is no other good way.

"Then I'll give this one to you. I'll keep three..." Xia Zhi tore off three from the notebook, keeping one for himself, one for Yamamoto Ryoko, and one for the little angel Riyo, " I’ll leave these to you. If I sell them all, I’ll treat you to coffee later.”

"I'd better make sure that these are all true, right? Don't amuse me." Qingfeng still had doubts.After all, this is a writer whose gender has not been known since he became famous. Who knows whether these signatures are true or false.The consequences of selling counterfeit goods to club members will be very serious...

"Well... you wait until noon, and I will have a way to prove it to you." Xia Zhi thought for a while and came up with a good idea.

"Okay, then I'll take my seat first."

Qingfeng continued to walk towards the back of the classroom.Xia Zhize took out his mobile phone and opened the chat software.

【Are you there? 】

Sent a message to Tachibana Aya.

【Of course.I am an online legend who is online 24 hours a day, and my legend is spread even in Chiba City. 】

As expected, creatures like light novel writers have quite serious hallucinations, and this guy has probably become the backbone of them.

[Your signature needs to be proved.Send me a message and you'll announce it at noon. 】

[Can I name the new book I’m writing?Originally, it needed to be announced in order to build momentum, but now I have just written the beginning, which is a bit early.But that's okay. 】

【Can. 】

Xia Zhi suddenly looked forward to the name of her new book.Although this man has flaws, the stories he writes are hard to find fault with.Geniuses always have some quirks, and isn't it normal for super-popular writers to also have some flaws?Just selectively ignore it.

【……I have not decided yet. 】

【Do you want to die? 】

At this moment, Xia Zhi really wanted to follow the network cable and beat her up.

[How about you help me think about it.The story is basically the story of the heroine Chiba Haruna who, with the help of the actor's agent, Ayanokoji Hayato, takes the next step to become an idol in order to become a seiyuu. 】

Xia Zhi almost crushed the phone to pieces, and felt that the most basic harmony and love between people no longer existed.Spoilers from the author himself are the most difficult to guard against.And with her habit of typing long articles, you don’t even have a chance to stop her.Xia Zhi was struggling in her mind whether to buy her next book...

[Do you know how people who like spoilers die? 】

I sent the message, but she didn’t reply for a long time.Xia Zhi could probably imagine what kind of expression she had now, and Xia Zhi was too lazy to say anything else to this trash author.

[You think of the name yourself.Can I tell you the name of the heroine? 】

【This is fine.Then report this. 】

This will come back in seconds.

【so be it.You better be ready for me. 】

As for what preparation?Do you know how disgusting spoilers are?
Borrow a Conan comic with your classmates, and use a red pen to circle the mortals at the beginning of each chapter; read detective novels, and the names of prisoners are underlined... If you have the conditions, you can try this, and you will not be labeled as disabled. You have a good relationship with your classmates.If you are thrown downstairs, don't blame your classmates for being too cruel. You are responsible for your own death, and you will have to catch it even if you die hundreds of times.

Xia Zhi put away his phone and buried his head on the table in great pain.

"Good morning~ Hey, Xia Zhijun, what's wrong with you?"

Yamamoto Ryoko's voice sounded nearby.

"It's nothing, it's just that a strong murderous intention for someone's courage suddenly rushed into my brain, and now I feel like dying."

Xia Zhi was casual and perfunctory, and took out a signature of the trash author from the desk and handed it to her.

"Huh? What is it? Signature? Ah! Takezuki Ryo? It can't be fake, right?"

"it is true……"

"You, you, you... how did you get it? Doesn't he never hold autograph sessions?"

"I have better luck..." Xia Zhi thought of the tragic situation of being spoiled by the author himself, and couldn't help but grin, "No, I should say that I have bad luck."

However, comparing reading a novel to making money, it seems that making money is better... But if it weren't for that rubbish author, I could obviously make money and enjoy the story at the same time.hateful!
Sure enough, I still have bad luck.

"Although I am very curious about what good things happened to you, I am in the mood to let you go for a long time."

She turned around and walked towards her seat, holding the autograph she just got in her hand, showing off to Bai Shilihua with a smile on her face.Shiraishi Lihua said with a wry smile, "Just now Zhijun Xia gave it to me too," and then stopped Ryoko Yamamoto from showing off in every possible way.After glaring at Xia Zhi viciously, he finally calmed down.

What?Why am I being stared at by her?What did i do wrong?
Xia Zhi's mind is full of doubts and pain. Currently, one of his two favorite super-popular people has completely collapsed, and he has a feeling that another person he values ​​​​in the same way will also collapse. A premonition of the road.

Suddenly, I felt cold all over my body, and I couldn't help but rub my arms, trying to get some warmth.

In this indifferent world, you are the only one who can give yourself some warmth.Oh, no, there’s Rise-chan too.

When he thought about getting his idol's autograph and a large sum of money at noon, he became excited again.Amamiya Jasmine's signature is different from Tachibana Aya's signature. It is highly recognizable. Although the quantity is rare, you can still get it. When the time comes, you don't have to prove it like the scammer just now.

perhaps.

Today is another day full of hope, Xia Zhi comforted himself.

After solving all these troubles, Xia Zhi finally took out his textbook and started studying again.As usual.

(End of this chapter)