Chiba Salted Fish Legend

Chapter 27 Are you a dummy?

"Are you all right?"

Xia Zhi turned to look at the two girls on the side, and saw their eyes wide open with shocked expressions on their faces.

"What's wrong? This expression." Xia Zhi wanted to laugh.

"Are you really Xia Zhijun?" Shiraishi Ryoko asked.

"Is it still fake?"

"Wow! Xia Zhijun, are you so powerful?"

"well enough."

Xia Zhi was a little proud, partly because the excessive adrenaline secretion had not completely passed, and partly because this was indeed worthy of his pride.

"Do you still know the law? And how did you know there were cameras in the street lights?" Ryoko Yamamoto's curiosity was about to explode.

"The law part is obviously common sense, right? As for the street light part, I lied to them."

Although Xia Zhi would stand up even if he had no confidence, living in Japan for a period of time gave him a trump card to deal with these problems.

The first paragraph is about law.Each country has different definitions of minors. In China, it is [-] years old, in Japan it is [-] years old, and in the United States it is [-] years old. The Minors Protection Law uses this as a standard to judge whether an individual has full civil rights. behavioral capacity.In Japan, the reduction of sentences for minor crimes is so staggering that some students even used it as a trump card to fight against social stability unscrupulously. Therefore, the same thing is likely to have two sentences due to age.Our country also has a law on the protection of minors, but those who know the law and break the law will still be severely punished, and there is no such big reduction in punishment as in Japan.

This is Xia Zhi's first trump card, a completely different punishment.If two people commit a crime and everyone gets the same sentence, then the worst possible outcome is that they both die together.But the rules stipulate that the opponent cannot die, will you still fight for it?For the same reason, the other party will not confront a person being protected under the minors protection law.

Second, Xia Zhi’s Chinese citizenship.Although Japan's perception of China and China's perception of Japan are not much better, citizens of the other country will also receive a considerable degree of attention when they come to the country, or even more highly, because once the citizens of the other country come to the country, What problems arise from unpleasant events within the country? Because tense international relations are less likely to escalate into diplomatic incidents.Anyone familiar with the concept of patriotic giant babies should know what this entails.

Although I don't like it, I'm not someone I can mess with casually. If you mess with me, you're seeking death. It's as simple as that.Not to mention that China’s international status is now so high that no country dares to deal with it casually.

Third, human nature.To say it is human nature is actually a bit too much, it should be said to be psychology.You can imagine it as a fixed-size space, where everyone's emotions are balanced, and everyone is in a relationship of ebb and flow. When a person falls into extreme anger or sadness, the emotions generated will affect a person's thinking. The way.

For example, when you face the hero Guda and are sent to the west with three axes and a set of axes, leaving behind a whole soul, you will fall into extreme anger, and then do something reckless and directly fuck you Go up and chop with the knife. When you can no longer be rash, your anger will make you target Hidetaka Miyazaki. Then go to the forum and write the title "Hidetaka Miyazaki takes jujube pills" and post it below. It was a funny experience, and the post was eventually deleted by the bar staff.You have been dominated by angry thoughts (hot experience in Tieba), so much so that you have forgotten the reality that Hideo Miyazaki is not on Tieba (hot posts will be deleted by the forum staff).

The man named Ryosuke was first angered by Shiraishi Rika and Yamamoto Ryoko, and then changed from anger to panic under the guidance of Natsuki. He didn't have much time to reflect how many unreasonable things there were.Although there is indeed nothing unreasonable.

Finally, and most importantly, calm down.If it was Xia Zhi who was in China, the first thing he would think of would probably be to call the police and tell the other person that he had called the police to force them to retreat. However, it would be too late in time. If he entered the police station, Lihua would be Shiraishi. My daughter may have something unpleasant happen to everyone.So, this is not the best solution.What's the best solution?Xia knows what he has.

Although relying on the power of a more mature system is a safe way, why not solve it yourself when you have enough cards in your hand to deal with trouble?
This is how Xia Zhi spent the past year. He couldn't rely on his parents, and he was embarrassed to rely on his teachers or store managers. He couldn't cause trouble to the embassy. He could only rely on himself.He began to grow and then, as he is now, rely on what he had to solve the problems before him.

"Um, Xia Zhijun..." Shiraishi Lihua hesitated and interrupted Xia Zhi's explanation.The excitement caused by the adrenaline rush was almost gone, and he gradually calmed down.

"what happened?"

Shiraishi Rika bent straight down, almost ninety degrees.Xia Zhi was a little at a loss.

The Japanese pay attention to etiquette, and they also have many details in etiquette, such as bending down and bowing.Generally, when expressing gratitude, the bow will be around 45 degrees, which is a degree that ensures etiquette without being too humble.The deeper the thank you, the deeper the bow. Ninety degrees is already a very great etiquette.

"thank you very much."

"No, no, no. Someone else would have done the same thing, and wouldn't Ryoko also stand up?"

"Ryoko, I will thank you seriously later, but I must express my gratitude to you solemnly." She stood up straight, her expression looking very serious, "If the police are called this year, although the problem will be solved, but my body For the daughter of the Shiraishi family, if something like this happens, if it is reported out by someone, it will have a very bad impact on my father's reputation. So, I am really grateful."

"Okay, I understand. You get up first." Xia Zhi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and he couldn't help Bai Shilihua with his hands. "Besides, didn't you already give me a thank you gift?"

"Eh?"

"So, you have already given me a thank you gift." Xia Zhi reached out and took out the distinctive can of black coffee from Bai Shilihua's arms. He muttered about the brand he had never tasted before, pulled the tab, and drank. One bite was so bitter that I almost spit it out.

"It's delicious. Do you want to try it?" Xia Zhi grinned and joked.

Shiraishi Lihua stretched out her hand towards the coffee can in Xia Zhi's hand blankly, making Xia Zhi take a step back in fright.He waved his right hand in front of her eyes, "Hey, wake up."

"Wow! Xia Zhijun, are you serious about taking a step back?" Ryoko Yamamoto almost vomited blood when she saw it, "Are you a dummy?"

"Why are you still talking dirty?" Xia Zhi glared at her.

"Is this the point?" Ryoko Yamamoto went crazy.

"Okay! It's already very late, let's go." Xia Zhi took the lead and walked towards the tram stop. He would not admit that he was embarrassed by Shiraishi Lihua's outstretched hand.

"Wow, wait for me!" Yamamoto Ryoko took two steps and suddenly realized that Shiraishi Lihua was not following. He turned around and grabbed her hand, "Lihua, let's go!"

Xia Zhi was secretly happy as he walked in front. He didn't expect to be able to show off such a big pussy tonight. He would laugh even in his dreams tonight.He suddenly felt that the black coffee was extremely sweet. He took a big sip and realized that it was an illusion. He was so excited that he almost vomited it out.

After taking two steps, Xia Zhi stopped when he realized that things were not that simple.Yamamoto Ryoko pulled Shiraishi Rika and quickly passed Natsuki, and asked doubtfully: "What's wrong?"

Xia Zhi turned his head expressionlessly: "I don't know the road."

"...Xia Zhijun, the very tall image you had just now completely collapsed the moment you said those words."

"It's so noisy, I want you to take care of it."

Natsuki held the coffee can and walked behind the two of them. Before taking two steps, Yamamoto Ryoko suddenly pulled Shiraishi Rika and slowed down and walked to Natsuki's right.So it became a situation where Natsuki, Rika, and Ryoko were walking side by side.

"What's wrong?" Xia Zhi broke into a cold sweat, "Are you lost too?"

"If you say a few words that ruin the atmosphere, you will die!" Ryoko Yamamoto yelled.

She took a breath and put on her ever-smiling expression again.

"Hey, Xia Zhijun, let me ask you a question."

"Ask, if you want to come out next Sunday then forget it."

I, Ryoko Yamamoto, want to kill someone.

Take a deep breath!Take a deep breath!deep!call!suck!
Glancing at the somewhat absent-minded Rika Shiraishi, Ryoko Yamamoto felt that this was a good time to strike while the iron was hot.

"What I want to ask is, do you think Lihua is cute?"

"Liangzi!"

Shiraishi Lihua hurriedly reached out to block her mouth, her face covered with red clouds.

"Well, it's quite beautiful." Xia Zhi gave the answer without hesitation.The person involved was at the scene, how could there be any other answer?If so, you deserve to be single.If you have a girlfriend, congratulations, you are almost single.

"Woo~" Shiraishi Lihua whimpered, and Xia Zhi trembled all over after hearing this.It feels like two kittens named Chocolate and Vanilla who have been together day and night and suddenly turned into humans one day. It’s super exciting to think about it.

Hey, there's drama.Ryoko Yamamoto snickered.Now as long as we add more fire, maybe it will happen.Let’s have something exciting, let’s have something exciting…

"Then, which one is more beautiful, Lihua or Jasmine?"

"Jasmine? Who is Jasmine?"

Wow, what a shameless person.Yamamoto Ryoko curled her lips. For the sake of her girlfriend, she could abandon even her idol in an instant.But forget it, I forgive you this time.

"Who else could it be, Jasmine Amamiya."

"Damn it, that goes without saying. It must be Jasmine!"

Xia Zhi walked forward with a fanatical look on his face, like a drug addict.I didn't notice at all that at that moment, the whole world was as silent as if a villainous savior in golden clothes like a bodybuilding champion had used [Ze Varudo].

(End of this chapter)