Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 82 [82] For the old man's 1000 yuan pension, I want to marry my grandma's big grandson!
After knitting a few small dolls, Liu Guangfu immediately looked at the old man with a smile on his face, and was about to ask him if he would admit defeat or not.

But before he could say anything, he saw the old man carrying a box of tools and waving his hand to lead the way; "What are you looking at, don't talk nonsense, lead the way!!"

"Okay, I wanted to carry some for you, but you are willing to carry them by yourself, so you can carry them by yourself." After handing the little doll he made to Banggen, Liu Guangfu was there While leading the way, he began to make sarcastic remarks.

Although it is tiring to carry my own tools, but for the sake of my own face, the old man still said stubbornly that I don’t need Liu Guangfu’s help; “My tools are very precious, so I don’t worry about being caught Take it, you little brat with hands and feet."

"Just keep your mouth shut. It's nearly an hour's journey from where we live. Don't shout tired halfway and say you can't do it anymore." Facing this stubborn old man, Liu Guangfu directly said nothing. Unceremoniously picked him up.

Hearing Liu Guangfu's words, the old man was shocked, and then he quickly looked at the stick and asked, "Little fat man, is what this little boy said true? Do we really have to walk a kilometer to get back to your home?" ?”

"Little Fatty? Are you talking about me? I'm Little Fatty?"

Stick is very happy that the old man said that Liu Guangfu owed the child, but he was not happy when the old man said he was a little fat man; "Old man, you are the fat man, your whole family is fat, and he lied to you. In fact, the road is not one kilometer, but ten kilometers, and we came here by bus!!"

"Hey, you're really angry when you're young. It's as annoying as the kid next to you. Both of them are so annoying. No wonder you can play together!!"

After joking with the stick proudly, the old man followed them forward with the tools on his back, and said with a cheerful smile; "And little fat man, your grandpa and I have no family, your family has a single Elder, no, you can introduce it to me if you have one, so how about I be your elder in the future, hahaha!!"

"Old man, you'd better not make such jokes, because there are really single elders in this kid's family, and you will offend him by saying something like this." It is very impolite to make jokes about the elders in other people's families, so Liu Guangfu Hastily opened his mouth to stop the old man.

Hearing Liu Guangfu speak up for him for the first time, Stick immediately echoed there; "That's right, old man, you offended me by saying this, you'd better not talk nonsense in the future, be careful what comes out of your mouth, I told you you."

"My son, is there really a single elder in his family? Is he beautiful or old? How is he suitable for me?" Just don't talk about sticky words, and ask Liu Guangfu if his single relatives are okay.

"To tell you the truth, she is really pretty. People in our compound say she is the most beautiful in our compound, and you can see how handsome this kid is, and you can almost tell whether his elders are good-looking or not."

After seriously expressing that the single relative in the stick family is really beautiful, Liu Guangfu emphasized to the old man again in a very double standard that it is very impolite to talk about other people's parents. I have to remind you that it is really impolite to talk about the elders of the other party in words, be careful that this kid will fight you desperately."

Facing Liu Guangfu's words, the old man just smiled and used his pension to seduce Bangge; "It's hard to fight for anything. If I become a relative with the stupid boy, I can treat him as my grandson. Not only will I be able to teach him how to make a living, but I will also be able to use the 1000 yuan I saved as a pension to marry him a beautiful wife. I don’t believe he can accept me as an elder if I do this.” The old man He should be pretty good at reading people.

No, the stickler who had been angry with Liu Guangfu at the old man, when he heard that he had a pension of more than 1000 yuan, immediately changed his attitude; "My family, my mother and my grandma are all single, my mother is Don’t think about it when you are 30, but my grandma is quite suitable for you, my grandma is white and fat, and she was the most beautiful woman in our compound when she was young.”

Seeing that the stick was ready to sell grandma for 1000 yuan, Liu Guangfu hurriedly said: "Old man, what he said is true. The first and third masters of our compound were right when they were young. His grandma has been in pity for a long time, and it is said that the two uncles are still regretting how they got married in the first place, and why they didn't wait there for her to be widowed."

"Is there really such a thing? Little boy, you will help me talk later. If you successfully help me build the front bridge, I will not only work for you for nothing, but I will also give you a matchmaker red envelope of this number. "This old man was more anxious to find a wife than Sha Zhu, so when he heard that the elders of the Banggen family were so nice, he immediately offered a sky-high 50 yuan matchmaker red envelope right there.

Hearing the old man's words, Liu Guangfu immediately turned off the stick and said to him in a low voice; "It's too early to talk about matchmaker red envelopes. I got a little too much bamboo. You have to open bamboo chips here for at least a week. During this time, I will I will create an opportunity for you to let her serve you tea and water, and then you tell me how you feel about her, and then I will help you."

Seeing that Liu Guangfu said that only he can hear, so when the old man returned to him, he was very quiet; "I don't have much requirements for women at this age. I just have someone to rely on when I go to bed at night, and someone to rely on when I wake up in the morning." Personally, I don’t need to do it myself when I think about it. Your child doesn’t understand yet. Anyway, if you can help, I can not only give you a red envelope with the amount you decide, but I can also give you free money in the future. open bamboo slices."

"I understand, I understand, I am also 15 years old, and some things are also being enlightened."

After expressing his understanding to the old man, Liu Guangfu saw that he had already reached the gate of the compound, so he smiled directly at the old man; "Well, old man, this is our compound, I want you to help open the bamboo slices, this is the pile of bamboo. gone."

"Didn't you say it was ten kilometers? Why did you arrive in less than a few hundred meters?"

After being speechless to Liu Guangfu for a while, the old man looked at the hill-like bamboo in the corner and became a little toothache; "You kid deliberately tricked me, didn't you, how many bamboos are here, you opened so many bamboo slices What are you doing, do you live in a weaving house?"

"Grandma, grandma, this handsome grandpa is here to help Liu Guangfu and me with our work. From now on, you will help him with occasional water deliveries and help out, and Liu Guangfu will pay you at that time..." Just as the old man watched Clinging to the mountain-like bamboo, when he felt that he was cheated by Liu Guangfu, the stick pulled Jia Zhang over.

Facing the enthusiasm of the stick, Liu Guangfu and the old man were stunned; "Good guy, you are a ruthless character, and you really plan to marry your grandma for 1000 yuan!!"

　It's him, it's him, it's him, our big handsome guy is here to vote for a monthly ticket again!
　　
　
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