Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 76 [76] The first day without silly pillars, today's stick is super cute! !

"My mother, my second aunt recently went to the magic operator to learn two tricks and came back. How can she guess right, and even know that I still have a few hundred dollars?"

After being surprised in his heart whether his second aunt went to the magic operator to secretly learn fortune-telling, Liu Guangfu gritted his teeth and insisted; "You are going to take off my pants, what else can I do if I am dishonest?"

"Ah, it turns out that our family Guangfu has grown up and started to be shy, hahaha. Got it, got it, have you packed it up? When you're done, wash your hands and eat." Seeing Liu Guangfu's panic-stricken look, the second aunt Finally, he happily believed that he really had no money to come.

"If I knock this on, it will be installed."

After casually returning to his second aunt, Liu Guangfu put back the repaired door on the other side, and continued to say there; "Mom, when the stick will come to eat at home, you can give him another bowl." Pretend, but remember to give more, there is still a lot of bamboo he needs to cut in the afternoon, and you will have enough to eat before he can work.”

"Understood, I will divide the roast chicken into two halves, take out one half for the four of us to eat, and save the other half for your dad and others to eat at night." After casually replying to Liu Guangfu, the second aunt in the room stopped talking. spoke.

And Liu Guangfu, who received the answer from the second aunt, after installing the door of the warm house, shouted sticks directly there; "Eldest nephew, eat, eat roast chicken, if you don't come, there will be no more!" It's gone!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming." As soon as Liu Guangfu's voice fell, he changed into clean clothes and ran over immediately.

Seeing the stick coming, Liu Guangfu first smiled with satisfaction, and then directly led him and the deaf old lady sitting at the door, turned around and walked into the house.

Although the second aunt in the room hated the sticks, but when she saw the sticks coming, she still entertained him to sit down and eat; , a poached egg, three pieces of roast chicken, fried small fish and stir-fried vegetables, you can eat whatever you want, and you are welcome to treat the sticks as your own."

"Second aunt, this kind of food is already very good. Our family has never eaten it so good during the Chinese New Year." After expressing to the second aunt with a smile that this kind of food is already very good, Bang Jiao stood there with the steamed bread and roast chicken Started to eat.

After eating it, stick stem fell in love with Er Da Ma's handicraft immediately.

Wowotou, which was a bit stuck in the throat at home, is actually very smooth here, and it doesn't get stuck in the throat.

While eating, Stickong praised: "Second Aunt, your steamed buns are delicious, much better than ours. Ours is a bit stuck in the throat, but yours is so soft."

"Eat more if it tastes good, there's still in the cauldron, there's not enough to eat, the second aunt will get it for you later." For the first time, the second aunt would praise others when she heard the stick, so the second aunt also talked to him for the first time.

"Well, what my mother said is right, my eldest nephew eats more, and chops more bamboo in the afternoon when he is full, and try to cut that piece for me, after all, we spent money!!"

After taking one of his Wowotou to let the sticks eat more, Liu Guangfu ate his lunch with big mouthfuls, and at the same time put the chicken legs in his bowl to the second aunt and said, "Mom, I'll give you the chicken legs." , I don't like to eat this thing, I like to eat chicken necks, give me your chicken necks."

"You child, if you don't eat good things, you like to eat things that others don't eat." After giving Liu Guangfu an annoyed look, the second aunt took the chicken legs and started eating happily.

The deaf old lady on the side didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.

It's not that she doesn't want to talk, but that the old lady is very busy at the moment. She doesn't have many teeth and needs to manually tear chicken and corn buns to eat, so she is so busy that she has no time to talk.

Seeing that the deaf old lady didn't say anything, everyone stopped talking and all had lunch there quietly.Soon, the lunch prepared by the second aunt was eaten, and even the five steamed buns left in the pot were finally taken out by Liu Guangfu and eaten together with Banggian.

After eating and drinking enough, Liu Guangfu sent Bang Geng home to change into the dirty clothes before, and then took him with him, each carrying a large kettle and each with a chopping knife, and went on a grandiose journey again. Set off to chop bamboo.

The work of chopping bamboo is very boring.

In order to make the sticks work patiently, Liu Guangfu will take a break every hour, and then ask the sticks to eat eggs, chicken legs, bread, foreign style water, and lollipops. In short, as long as the sticks are willing to work, Liu Guangfu will not All he needs is food.

Under the temptation of eating, one person chopped more than 100 sticks of bamboo in the morning, and in the afternoon, with the partnership of Liu Guangfu, the two of them cut 350 bamboos together, and then both of them became disgraced beggars. up.

After being tired like a beggar, Liu Guangfu handed BangGong a pack of three infinite eggs, waved to him and said, "My dad won't invite you to dinner at home at night, and I'll give you three eggs." Go back and eat."

"Well, I know, and three eggs are already a lot, I have already made a lot of money, and there are quite a lot of bamboo here, we can cut another day tomorrow, after all, this is all paid for..."

After taking the eggs and stuffing them into his pocket, Stickyong looked at the three packs of eggs, one piece of bread, and two lollipops in his pocket, showing a happy smile.

"Okay, we'll chop another day tomorrow, and we'll start cutting and polishing the bamboo the day after tomorrow. Let's go, one bundle per person, and go home."

Liu Guangfu didn't say anything to the stickman who wanted to take things home.

His attitude towards stick stems is, if you work hard for me, I will give you some when I eat.

But if you dare to be lazy, then you can only watch me eat when I eat.

As for whether you eat the food I reward you after you work hard, that is your own business.

"Well, it's getting late, it's time to go home." After nodding to Liu Guangfu, Bang Gan hurriedly picked up a handful of bamboo there, and then followed Liu Guangfu, and began to go back to the courtyard in a mighty manner up.

After returning to the courtyard, Bang Geng immediately followed Liu Guangfu to throw the bamboo into the open space in the courtyard.

Then he was so excited that he immediately took his own things and ran home happily; "Mom, grandma, Xiaodang, Sophora japonica, I'm back, grandma, look that I brought back a lot of food, nine An egg, a piece of bread, and two lollipops.

Also, I ate very well at the second aunt’s house at noon today. I ate a big bowl of corn paste, five steamed buns that didn’t choke my throat at all, a poached egg, and three super big pieces of roast chicken, crispy Fried small fish and stir-fried vegetables can be eaten casually, which makes me very happy. When I was working, I also ate a chicken drumstick, which was always delicious. "

Qin Huairu, who didn't come back because he went to see Shazhu at noon, was stunned when he saw the black stick; "Bang, you went to dig coal, what's the matter with your clothes?" , and your things are all given to you by Liu Guangfu, this is too much, right?"

　I keep my word and don't ask for anything, so I just stare at your monthly tickets and book coins, look at my aggrieved eyes, don't you understand?
　　
　
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