Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 73 [73] Disgusting the neighbors, bad grandma Jia Zhang! !
"Eldest young master has woken up, your father and brother have both gone to work, if you don't get up again, breakfast will be cold!!"

In the morning, after seeing off the second uncle and second child Liu Guangtian who were going to work at home, the second aunt walked into Liu Guangfu's room, and while gently spanking his ass with a feather duster, she shouted at him angrily.

"It hurts, don't hit me, I'm getting up now, yo, beautiful and virtuous mother, what delicious food did you cook for me today?" After being hit on the butt a few times, Liu Guangfu immediately got out of bed obediently. Get up.

After hitting Liu Guangfu a few times with a feather duster, the second aunt said to him angrily, "What else can I eat, corn paste, steamed buns, poached eggs, get up soon, or your corn paste will be eaten." It's going to be corn cake."

"Okay, I'm going to get up and wash up now, and then I'm going to eat the breakfast that my most gentle and beautiful mother made for me." After smiling and complimenting the second aunt for a few words, Liu Guangfu immediately got up to brush his teeth and wash his face , and then went to the living room to have breakfast.

Breakfast is the corn paste that the second aunt just mentioned, steamed buns, poached eggs, and a small dish of pickles.

At the same time, it may be that the second aunt considers the reason why the buns are a bit stuck, so the buns she made today are all smeared with rapeseed oil. This kind of buns taste much better, at least not sticky. Throat.

Three to one, and the second aunt left five buns, and Liu Guangfu ate them all with corn paste, poached eggs, and pickles in a blink of an eye.

After finishing breakfast and saying hello to Second Aunt, Liu Guangfu went directly to Qinhuairu's house to find sticks with a chopping knife in hand.

Then the unsuspecting grandmother Jia Zhang was so frightened that she hid under the bed and called for help.

"Help, help, Second Uncle Liu Guangfu has gone crazy!!"

"Help, second uncle's Liu Guangfu is going to chop me up with a machete, everyone come and save me."

Hearing Jia Zhang's words, Liu Guangfu said directly there with a dark face; "What are you yelling, who is going to cut you off? I'm here to make the stick work. You won't forget that you will stick Did you sell me the thing for 20 days?"

"You didn't come to kill me, you should have said it earlier!!
This early in the morning, you came to our house with a chopping knife, do you think I can not think that you are here to chop me?
After all, this Qinhuairu is pretty, and Xiaodang and Huaihua are cute, so I and Banggen are more hated! ! "

After confirming that Liu Guangfu really didn't come to chop herself, Jia Zhang hurriedly crawled out from under the bed complaining, and by the way pulled out the stick that hid under the bed with her; Persevere for nineteen days, and the nineteen days will soon pass, so hurry up and go to work with your Uncle Guangfu!"

"Okay, I'll go to work with Uncle Guangfu. Uncle Guangfu, are we going fishing or what are we going to do today?"

Liu Guangfu's beating of Shazhu yesterday scared the stick, so even if the stick hated Liu Guangfu to death in his heart, he was respectful on the surface, so he called him Uncle Guangfu.

"Today we went to cut bamboo and came back to make furniture. Well, I'll give you a lollipop to eat. Xiaodang, Sophora japonica, you can eat too. Grandma Lollipop, you have high blood pressure and can't eat it, so I won't give it to you..." After talking about chopping bamboo today and taking out three lollipops to distribute to the three of them, Liu Guangfu took the stick and left.

Outside BangGong's house, some neighbors who were attracted by Jia Zhang's call for help were gathering.

Seeing these neighbors, Liu Guangfu waved his hands directly and explained; "I came to ask Banggen to work. Grandma Banggen saw me holding a chopping knife and mistakenly thought I was here to chop her up. It's all right now, you all Go away."

"Oh, then go get busy."

Because Liu Guangfu brought down Shazhu twice in a row yesterday, everyone in the courtyard was a little afraid of him at this time, and this was also the reason why these neighbors outside were afraid to go to Qinhuairu's house to see him just now.

Liu Guangfu, who saw that these people were afraid of him, smiled, left the courtyard and walked outside without saying anything.After seeing Liu Guangfu leaving with Banggen, the three aunts in the courtyard, the first aunt, Lou Xiaoe and others immediately ran towards Qin Huairu's house like a swarm; "Grandma Banggen, are you okay? Liu Guangfu didn't really chop him." You, you, you are too shameless, aren’t you?”

The big guy in the courtyard originally cared about Jia Zhang.

But when they entered the room, they were immediately disgusted by Jia Zhang's shamelessness.

This old woman, at this moment, is grabbing Xiaodang and Huaihua's lollipops.

Jia Zhang: "You are still children and can't eat lollipops, so you quickly take out the lollipops and give them to grandma. Grandma will make delicious food for you at noon to compensate you."

Xiao Dang: "Grandma, you are lying to the children again. You have robbed Huaihua and me of candies for my brother many times. Every time you said that you would make delicious things to compensate us, but you always They just gave us corn mush, and only gave us a little bit of food, and when it was over, they scolded us as money-losers and didn’t eat too much.”

Huaihua; "Grandma, Huaihua has never eaten such a delicious lollipop in her life, so don't grab Huaihua's lollipop this time, okay? If you want to grab it, just wait a moment and let Huaihua Would you like to eat a few more bites of flowers?"

Jia Zhang; "What are you eating? Spit it out quickly, or I will slap you all alone, and I won't give you lunch at noon. Two losers, huh."

After finishing speaking, Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately grabbed a handful of lollipops from Xiaodang and Huaihua, and stuffed them into his mouth under their tearful eyes.

It's just that she never dreamed that her behavior would be seen by more than a dozen people who walked in.

To be honest, when she first heard what Lou Xiaoe and the others said, Jia Zhang was also stunned and a little ashamed.

But the thick-skinned Jia Zhang quickly realized, and then began to lose face; "What are you looking at, I have never seen me eating lollipops, this lollipop is a good thing, I heard It was given to Liu Guangfu by rich people after he saved people, even the supply and marketing cooperatives can’t buy such good candy, um, it’s so delicious.”

"Ms. Jia Zhang, you are disgusting, Xiao Dang, Huaihua, you come out, grandma will take you to eat..." Facing Mrs. Jia Zhang's words, everyone scolded her for being disgusting, and then the big mother and The three mothers directly called Xiaodang and Huaihua away.

"Here, here, here, a total of two yuan, and then you can chop the pillars as you like, and this is your receipt. If others talk about you, you can just show them the receipt..."

"Okay, thank you Uncle, I'm sorry Uncle, please make a special trip, and Uncle, don't worry, we will take all the bamboo leaves away after we finish cutting the bamboo."

After spending two yuan to buy a small piece of bamboo forest from the street, Liu Guangfu handed his firewood knife directly to Banggen and said, "Banggen, your task now is to cut down these bamboos, and then Whether we eat roast chicken at noon or just eat steamed buns depends on how fast you work!!"

"Can you really eat roast chicken? Well, look at me, I'll chop bamboo for you right away." Hearing that there was roast chicken to eat, Bang Gan immediately ran to the bottom of the bamboo forest with a hatchet, dang dang dang I started to chop bamboo.

After seeing the stick go to work, Liu Guangfu immediately went to find a shady place, and then took out the snakeskin bag to make the floor, and then he sat there, eating snacks and looking like he borrowed it from Liu Guangtian. The villain book is here.

　Oops, oops, I can't ask for anything, blue thin mushroom

　　
　
(End of this chapter)