Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 7 [7] This is a pure Xu Damao, so pure that he just wants to make fools of himself! !
"What, the chicken was stolen by the stick?"

When Liu Guangfu shouted, everyone immediately looked at He Yuzhu and Qin Huairu.

Then everyone was stunned, because the stunned and incredulous expression on his two faces already represented everything.

Jia Zhang, who originally thought that his family was fine, saw that something was wrong, and immediately glared at Liu Guangfu fiercely and said:

"Liu Guangfu, you son of a bitch, what nonsense are you talking about!!"

"How could our stick can steal the chicken? Our stick is a good boy, it wasn't you, you must have stolen the chicken and want to wrong our stick!!"

"Liu Guangfu, don't talk nonsense. Although our family is poor and can't afford chickens, our education has always been very good, so it is impossible for our family to steal chickens!!"

Compared with Jia Zhang's viciousness, Qin Huairu's tone was quite gentle. She was taking the route of pretending to be pitiful, with tears in her eyes, and the words in her mouth were weak, but they were strong.

Ignoring Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu, the uncle looked at Liu Guangfu with some doubts and asked, "Liu Guangfu, did you really see the stick roasting chicken in the factory?"

"I saw!!"

"And I also know that the chicken stewed by Shazhu is not only the hairy hen of Xu Damao's family, but also not a hen!!"

After finishing speaking, Liu Guangfu took out a pair of chopsticks that he had prepared earlier, fished out a chicken head from Shazhu's stewed chicken soup and said, "Look, this is a rooster, not a hen, so the chicken thief is not a fool." Zhu, it's that bad boy BangGong."

After speaking, he directly handed the chicken head to Liu Guangtian to eat.

But he himself picked up a big chicken drumstick with his chopsticks again, and then swaggered and sat next to Liu Guangtian, and began to gnaw on it.

Everyone came forward to take a look, and immediately confirmed that the chicken head in Liu Guangtian's hand was indeed from a rooster, because it had a high comb there.

But what they didn't understand was that the silly stew was obviously a rooster, so why did he admit that he stole the old hen from Xu Damao's family, and he was willing to pay him ten yuan in compensation.

When everyone was puzzled, the old man looked at Sha Zhu angrily, and even patted the table for it; "Si Zhu, tell yourself, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken!!"

"Master, I told you, I stole this chicken, and I accept the punishment. I just pay Xu Damao the money, and don't say anything else!!"

"If you want to figure out why Xu Damao lost an old hen, but what I stew here is a rooster, I will explain to you that Xu Damao's old hen asked me to make roast chicken. I bought another rooster and came back to stew."

At this moment, Silly Zhu was very helpless, looking at Liu Guangfu with dissatisfaction.

In his heart, he probably had already been calculating there, and he wanted to find a time to beat up Liu Guangfu or something to vent his anger.

At the same time, he was extremely annoyed, he was blamed, and the money was promised to be compensated, but in the end he still couldn't hide the fact that he was stealing the chicken! !
"Stupid, what do you think I'm doing? I know you're having an affair with Qin Huairu, but you can't confuse right and wrong like this. Don't you know that you're conniving at crimes now? I seriously suspect that Stick has the habit of petty theft. It's you who got used to him!!"

Liu Guangfu, who has an invisible electric baton that doesn't hurt the master, is not afraid of Sha Zhu at all at this time. If Sha Zhu dares to beat him, he dares to let him enjoy the treatment of his second uncle, so Liu Guangfu is not afraid of Sha Zhu. polite.

"Liu Guangfu, what nonsense are you talking about? How could our sticks steal chickens? Don't talk nonsense, okay!!"

"Also, I have a pure and innocent relationship with Sha Zhu, and it is definitely not a dirty relationship like you said!!"

"Second uncle, second aunt, your family Guangfu talks nonsense like this, don't you parents know how to control it?"

Before Sha Zhu said anything, Qin Huairu stood up and argued before him.In addition, although she wanted to tear Liu Guangfu's mouth out at this time, she still looked pitiful when she spoke. I am a weak person, I am being hurt and bullied, and I need you to look pity on me to gain sympathy. .

But this time, Qin Huairu miscalculated, even though she was the first to pretend to be pitiful, everyone in the courtyard looked at her and Shazhu with a different meaning.

At this time, Jia Zhang's face was even more cold.

If it weren't for worrying that she would not lose money for publishing the silly column, she would have started to lie on the ground and roll around scolding Qin Huairu for stealing people. Obviously she believed Liu Guangfu's nonsense.

Seeing that everyone's faces were not quite right, Sha Zhu immediately shouted at the second uncle; "Second uncle, take care of your family, his mouth is more broken than mine, he will die if he doesn't speak for a while ??"

"This is a meeting held by adults. Why are you two children here to join in the fun? Have you finished the chicken soup? Go home quickly after eating. If you have nothing to do, drag the floor of the house. What's the fun?" Silly Zhu shouted, the second uncle immediately turned to look at Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian who were eating chicken and said.

That's right, the second uncle used to talk this time, he didn't dare to shout anymore.

The afro on the top of his head, which has not softened until now, is always reminding him that his son is at risk and will be punished by God! !

"This is our second uncle? Is this second uncle a fake??" Seeing that the second uncle spoke so kindly to Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian, everyone in the courtyard was stunned.

The first master and the third master couldn't help but stepped forward to touch his forehead to see if he had a fever; "Old Liu, what's wrong with you, your tone of voice towards the child is not right??"

He spoke kindly to his son because he was afraid of being punished by God, but he didn’t need to fear God’s punishment for everyone in the yard, so the second uncle directly slapped the hands of the third and first masters away; Ah?? I, Liu Haizhong, can’t have a good day for children??
Also, you didn't see that our family Guangtian Guangfu is already a young man. In a few years, they will reach the age where they want to start a family and be their own masters. Now that this child has grown up, I can still use sticks like before. Educate them? ? "

Although to the words of my second uncle, I said hehe! !

But it was outside after all, so Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian both gave him face, nodded to him with silly smiles and said that it was good to eat, then wiped their mouths happily and went home.

It's just that after Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian left, the compound suddenly became quiet.

At the same time, Liu Guangfu made such a fuss, and everyone looked at Qin Huairu and Sha Zhu in a strange way.

The uncle also saw at this time that the chicken was stolen by Bang Jiong, and Sha Zhu was just pulled out by Qin Huairu to take the blame.

However, the uncle didn't want to make matters worse, he had selfishness towards Qin Huairu, towards Bang Geng, and towards Shazhu, so he planned to let Shazhu lose money and settle the matter.

"Silly Zhu, you said you stole the chicken, then you should compensate Xu Damao ten yuan, and give Xu Damao the chicken soup, so let's forget about it."

After finishing speaking, the uncle looked at Xu Damao again, and said in a threatening tone; "Xu Damao, silly Zhuqian is with you, and you are not allowed to talk about this matter again in the future."

"Grandpa, forget about the chicken soup. If you take it back, you don't have to eat it, and you have to help wash the pot. But as long as Sha Zhu is willing to pay me ten yuan, I can promise you that this matter will stop here."

In fact, Xu Damao didn't care at all about his old hen whether it was stolen by Bangjiu or Shazhu.

He would be very happy as long as he could get Shazhu the ten dollars. Speaking of which, he wished that Shazhu would take the blame.

So, this matter ended after Shazhu took out ten yuan to compensate Xu Damao, and then the meeting ended, and the big guys took their benches and went back to their respective homes.

(End of this chapter)