Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 59 [59] Am I Conan's physique, accidents happen wherever I go! !

Liu Guangfu, who didn't know how things were going in the courtyard at this time, came to the place where they fished last time after cycling with the third master for more than half an hour.

When he arrived at the place, Liu Guangfu jumped off the bicycle immediately, clutching his buttocks and complained to the third master; "Third master, you are not stable on the bicycle, your butt is about to be blown up by you, suck it... it hurts to death me."

"At least I'm riding safely, not as fast as you kid. You almost flew me out of your third uncle several times. What do you think you are riding so fast? Hurry up to reincarnate?" When Liu Guangfu complained, the third master immediately responded angrily to him.

On the way here, because of Liu Guangfu's flattery and request, the third master generously lent Liu Guangfu his bicycle for the first part of the road.

But in less than 10 minutes, the third master regretted calling him to stop, and then asked him to sit in the back, and his third master came to ride in person.

And the reason why the third master didn't let Liu Guangfu ride a bicycle was simple. Liu Guangfu rode a bicycle so fast that the third master was almost thrown out several times.

Facing the complaints from the third master, Liu Guangfu quickly took out a lollipop from his pocket, opened it and handed it to him, saying, "Don't be angry, the third master, I am thinking of arriving early so that I can catch the fish sooner, who knows? Suddenly there are so many small potholes on the road, come on, eat a lollipop to calm down."

"Remember to ride slowly next time, or I won't dare to lend you a bicycle when I turn around. Well, this lollipop is so sweet, no wonder our family Xie Mine, Xie Di likes it so much." Liu Guangfu told Liu Guangfu to ride next time After slowing down, the third uncle ate a lollipop there, and then pushed the bicycle and carried things into the reeds with Liu Guangfu.

After arriving at the reeds, without Liu Guangfu's instructions, the third master consciously went to dig loaches with him to make a nest.

After making a nest with the loach, the third master took the fishing rod there and started fishing with the loach.

And Liu Guangfu took the hooks, rotten meat, and pig lungs to other places to catch soft-shelled turtles.

I wandered around the reeds and set more than 80 hooks for catching soft-shelled turtles.

After setting the hook for the soft-shelled turtle, Liu Guangfu washed his hands and returned to the fishing place, then took out an infinite drumstick from his backpack and threw it to the third master, and said to him with a smile; "Third master, what are you doing?" You have a good thing to try."

[Things produced by the system are endless chicken legs, but the outer packaging is just a transparent plastic bag with a chicken leg sealed inside.

The rest of the things are the same, all the things are the same as those in the 21st century, but the packaging is very simple transparent vacuum packaging. 】

The third master, who had already caught three big fish, was not polite after catching the chicken legs thrown by Liu Guangfu. He just put away the fishing rod and ate the chicken legs, and said to Liu Guangfu with a smile; "Guangfu, your third master, I I've always been fussy about others, but I can't do it with you alone, do you know why?"

Liu Guangfu, who was also gnawing on a chicken leg, immediately asked in puzzlement when he heard the words of the third master; "Why?"

Facing Liu Guangfu's puzzlement, the third master sat there eating chicken legs and said with a smile; "Why? Because you are a fool who has no bad intentions and doesn't like to take advantage of others.

Let’s just talk about the fishing last time. Obviously you caught more, but you said that my credit is not small, and you insisted on sharing it with me, so that you, the third master, I took such a big advantage from you.

Except for the fishing last time, you usually don’t like to take advantage of others. My family, Xie Mine and Xie Di, help you catch small fish. Obviously, you can give them the reward of two eggs, but when you go out, you don’t give them Buy delicious food and eat it.

So, your third master, I feel that our family has already taken too much advantage of you, and it has become a bit embarrassing to take advantage of you again, so Guangfu, otherwise, the third master will be the master and will How about Xie Di marrying you? "

[Good guy, don’t you want to take advantage of me? You just want to marry your daughter to me so you can keep me around and take advantage. ] After being speechless for a while, Liu Guangfu rolled his eyes at the third uncle and said, "Third uncle, Yan Jiedi and I are too familiar to be suitable. Yan Jiedi and I have known each other since we were learning to walk. I know that she has been with her since she was a child. Everything from childhood to adulthood, and conversely, she also knows everything from childhood to adulthood.

We are too familiar, if I were to be with her, then in the future, we would quarrel with each other, and it would be easy to quarrel and become a fight, and the fight would become a divorce and become an enemy. Third master, you don't want me and Yan Jiedi to be husband and wife for a few years, so that the two families will never communicate with each other... "

"Didn't it mean that your grades are very poor, why is your expressive ability so strong? Did you hide your clumsiness during the exam? It must be so!!"

After smiling and expressing that Liu Guangfu must have been hiding during the exam, the third master suddenly stood up and pointed to Liu Guangfu not far away and said, "Guangfu, do you feel that there seems to be something charging towards us over there?" Come here??"

"We're by the river, how could there be. Damn, run away, a lunatic who can't drive is rushing towards us." Halfway through speaking, Liu Guangfu, who heard the sound of a car, hurriedly pulled the third master Just jumped away.

Almost as soon as they jumped away, a few young men drove an exposed car through the reeds, yelling, past the spot where Liu Guangfu and the third master were fishing just now, and then plunged into their fishing spot. The vacancy went up.

"Help, help, save me quickly, save me quickly, I can't swim."

"My mother, the water here is so deep, please save me quickly, those on the shore, please save me quickly."

"My mother, it's so cold, I'm freezing to death, please hurry up and help rescue my companion, I will give you money later."

The car plunged into the water and disappeared, but the people inside the car were desperate to come out of the water.

It's just that they don't know how to swim, and the three who can swim shivered and climbed ashore with frightened faces. Because of the fright, they have no strength to save others.

And those who can't swim, struggled in the water and shouted for help.

To be honest, Liu Guangfu was quite speechless to this group of people. He was able to drive a car into such a secret place, and his driving skills were really second to none.

However, this is a matter of human life after all, so Liu Guangfu and the third master did not hesitate too much, and directly used their fishing rods to pull the two people who were shouting for help in the water to the shore.

After the two people who called for help were pulled up by Liu Guangfu and the others, they immediately rushed up to the man driving the car who came up first, and then punched and kicked him while angrily yelling at him; Just don’t drive, you have to drive, it’s all right now, the person was hit like a fool, and the car plunged into the water, tell me what to do now, shit!!”

"How did I know that it would be like this when I stepped on it. If I knew it would be like this, I wouldn't drive it. What else can I do now? Of course I call someone to pick up the car..." The person who was beaten He didn't resist, just complained a few words of dissatisfaction.

A few of them might be good friends. After beating and scolding for a while, they stopped having conflicts.

They all quickly turned around and looked at Liu Guangfu and the third master, or looked at the bicycle of the third master; "Well, hello fellow townspeople, can you lend us your bicycle? We have to go back and call People come to pick up the car."

　Pay attention, pay attention, the author pretends to be pitiful.

　　Dear readers, hello, the author wants to eat an egg tomorrow, and each of you will get a monthly ticket, a recommendation ticket, and a reward of 30 yuan. Pity the author, a [-]-year-old doll.

　　
　
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