Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 407 [176] Once a person wants to be lazy, he can do anything! !

In ancient times there was a very bad person.

Whenever he encounters anything that goes wrong, he will blame his neighbor, even if he can't poop, he will blame his neighbor.

Now there are two people who are also very bad.

They would blame their neighbors when they encountered something not going their way, and they would even blame their neighbors for farting after eating roasted corn, roasted sweet potatoes, roasted soybeans, and roasted eggs.

After a burst of popping sound, Qin Jingru immediately blamed Liu Guangtian who was driving; "What are you laughing at, it's all because your soybeans are not cooked enough, which made me fart. You still have the nerve to laugh, you bad guy."

"Yes, it must be that you gave us the unroasted soybeans, which caused us to fart all the time after eating them, you are a big villain." He loudly blamed Liu Guangtian.

Facing the accusations from Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang, Liu Guangtian felt that he was wronged by Dou E's upper body; "You two beauties, let's be reasonable. If you eat too much soybeans, sweet potatoes, and eggs, you will fart. You eat so much , so you can blame me for farting all the time, and the soybeans are obviously cooked."

"It's your fault. If you hadn't made roasted corn, roasted soybeans, roasted sweet potatoes, and roasted eggs so delicious, would we have eaten so much? Would we have been farting like this if we didn't eat so much?" Seeing Liu Guangtian, he felt embarrassed. Feeling aggrieved, Qin Jingru immediately stared at him and said angrily.

Thinking what Qin Jingru said made sense, Yu Haitang immediately followed suit and said, "Yes, it's all your fault, if you hadn't made roasted corn, roasted soybeans, roasted sweet potatoes, and roasted eggs so delicious, we would never have eaten them. So much, we wouldn't fart if we didn't eat so much, so it's your fault."

"Good guy, this is just starting to mess around and be unreasonable!!"

After being a good guy in his heart for a while, Liu Guangtian, who knew that he couldn't reason with women, immediately apologized to Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang; "I'm sorry, it's my fault, it's all because I'm too good at cooking. , Baked sweet potatoes and baked eggs are so delicious, it made you fart."

"Your words don't sound like an apology to me. Why do I feel that you have something to say? Do you feel wronged? Jingru is not sincerely apologizing, he is hiding something in his words Talk about us." Feeling that there was something in Liu Guangtian's words, Yu Haitang immediately urged Qin Jingru to say that Liu Guangtian was here.

"Is there something in Guangtian's words? Why didn't I hear it? Is this the difference between educated and uneducated?"

"No, my child must be sent to study hard in the future, or it would be shameful for me to be told that I don't even know about it!!"

After muttering a few words in my heart that I must let my child go to school, Qin Jingru asked Liu Guangtian with a straight face; "Guangtian, don't bully me for being low-educated, tell me honestly what you just said, is it true?" Are you hiding something??"

"It's nothing, I was just apologizing seriously, Haitang is highly educated and felt impolite when she heard me say such vulgar words as fart, so she thought I was just talking about her, but there was no such thing."

After saying no to Qin Jingru with a smile, Liu Guangtian continued to drive on the other side, and said to Haitang without turning his head; Ru, this tiger mother will be angry later, but she dared to grab my steering wheel, so stop playing!!"

"You took all our money away, unless you give us some back, I won't encourage Jingru anymore." Seeing Liu Guangtian admitting his cowardice, Yu Haitang immediately asked for money smilingly.

"Okay, I'll give you some money when we get home, okay?"

After replying to Yu Haitang in amazement, Liu Guangtian slowly drove the car back to the street outside the courtyard, where he usually parked his car.After Liu Guangtian parked the car, Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru carried the roasted sweet potatoes, soybeans, and corn happily back to the courtyard.

And Liu Guangtian bitterly carried a bag of corn, a bag of soybeans and sweet potatoes in the back and followed them back to the courtyard.

"Guangtian, where have you been? Where did you get this thing?" The third master is indeed the door god of the courtyard. Liu Guangtian and the others were immediately caught by him as soon as they entered the gate of the courtyard.

Knowing the character of the third master, Liu Guangtian directly took out five or six sweet potatoes and handed them to him and said, "I went to a friend's house for a while, and the friend gave me some agricultural products, and I will give you some sweet potatoes to eat. I am in a hurry to go home , I won’t explain it to you.”

"Guangtian, you are so polite every time, you are in a hurry to go home, then you go back, go back..." After getting the sweet potato, the third master immediately stopped pestering Liu Guangtian, and hugging the sweet potato was very flattering went home.

Don't bother with the third master, and after returning home with two bags of things, Liu Guangtian looked at Qin Jingru and asked angrily; "You brought so many of these things back, and you plan to eat these things every day later. ??"

I don't want to fart anymore, so Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru directly asked Liu Guangtian to take the corn and give it away; "Don't be kidding, we just ate a little, and we have been farting, and we can still eat it again!!

Put those sweet potatoes and soybeans together, take some corn for your parents, some for Xu Damao, some for Sha Zhu, some for Qin Huairu, some for Lin Yifan, and we won't eat it ourselves. "

"What does it look like to send raw corn to people? I'll cook the corn before delivering it." After rolling his eyes at the two of them angrily, Liu Guangtian directly carried all the corn, sweet potatoes, and soybeans into the kitchen and put them away. up.

After putting the things away, Liu Guangtian went to the kitchen to cook a bowl of noodles for Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang.

Then the two who had been farting all the time, miraculously recovered after eating the noodles, and no longer farted.

"Wow, you can stop farting by eating noodles. Guangtian, you are amazing, and I also heard that Xu Damao was able to have a child because of you, so Guangtian, do you actually have medical skills?" After finishing the noodles and stopping farting, Qin Jingru immediately pestered Liu Guangtian with an adoring expression on his face, asking if he knew how to be a doctor.

"You were full of soybeans, corn, sweet potatoes, and eggs just now, and your stomach is still half full, so there is room for it to generate gas, so can it stop farting??

Now you're eating noodles, filling your belly up, there's no room for gas, so no farting, though.. After replying to Qin Jingru with a look of disgust, Liu Guangtian directly signaled her to take a shower and use the toilet.

"Oh, my stomach hurts, I'm going to the toilet." Before Liu Guangtian finished speaking, Qin Jingru immediately ran into the bathroom to use the toilet, clutching his stomach.

"Jingru, hurry up, my stomach is starting to hurt, I don't want to go to the toilet outside, the toilet outside smells so bad." Not long after Qin Jingru entered, Yu Haitang also took a tissue to urge her to come.

In winter, it is very troublesome for the people in the courtyard house to go out to go to the toilet. Not to mention that it is a bit far away, and there are even queues when there are many people.

So ever since Liu Guangtian discovered that there was a sewer below him when he was building the bathroom, he immediately and quietly made a fist-sized hole there to use as an excrement outlet, and then covered it with a template to use as a toilet.

(End of this chapter)