Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 39 [39] Those who like to add fuel to the fire, good man Liu Guangfu! !
And when Silly Zhu took off Xu Damao's underpants, wondering why there were so many footsteps in the middle of the night, with a bang, someone kicked the kitchen door open.

And then.Liu Guangfu rushed in first, and shouted, "Don't hit me, silly, don't hit me, you will kill me if you hit again, silly, you, you, you!!"

Before Liu Guangfu finished speaking, the first uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle, Lou Xiaoe, and all the well-meaning neighbors of the compound also rushed in in a panic.

After everyone rushed in, the first thing they saw was Xu Damao, who was tied to a pillar unconscious and had his trousers taken off.

The second thing I saw was He Yuzhu standing next to Xu Damao, squatting, holding Xu Damao's underpants, pressing Xu Damao's legs, and looking at everyone with a bewildered expression.

Then... the kitchen seemed to be frozen in an instant, and the sound of mosquitoes could be heard quietly.

At this moment, Eldest Master and a dozen of them were all opening their mouths in shock, but they didn't know what to say, because they really couldn't digest the scene in front of them.

It never occurred to them that the fight that Liu Guangfu told them was not a normal fight caused by a quarrel, but this kind of "fight" that was not very green.

Seeing that everyone was stunned, Liu Guangfu immediately stood up cheerfully, pretending to be surprised and said there; "Silly Zhu, Xu Damao has a wife, how can you lock him up like this? I advise you Let’s just give up, there will be no results when you are together, even if Xu Damao agrees, you will not get other people’s blessings!"

Hearing Liu Guangfu's words, Sha Zhu was stunned,

Didn't I just tie up Xu Damao and take off his pants? Why do you seem to have other meanings when I hear your words?

Just when Shazhu was in a daze, not knowing what Liu Guangfu was talking about, everyone started to speak.

"Silly Zhu, you don't marry a daughter-in-law when you are old. It's not that you can't marry a wife, but that you don't want to marry a wife at all. You, you, you don't see it!"

"Oh, I don't have the face to look at it, but Xu Damao is a little too small, the stuffy nostrils are a little thin..." Women in this era are relatively rough, and a few women sneaked a few glances at Xiao Xiaomao. , When I look at Lou Xiaoe again, the eyes are full of sympathy.

At this time, Lou Xiao'e's face was very ugly. Her husband's naked buttocks were watched by so many people, which made her feel very ashamed and made her extremely shy and embarrassed.

To be honest, if Xu Damao was still unconscious with his naked butt at this time, she would have just covered her face and left right now, not wanting to look at him again.

"He Yuzhu, you are really good. I said why you are targeting my family Xu Damao everywhere. You are trying to attract his attention!"

Angrily snatching the underpants from Sha Zhu's hand, and giving Sha Zhu a hard look, Lou Xiao'e quickly put on Xu Damao's pants.

After reacting for a long time, I finally realized why everyone looked at their silly pillars like this, and quickly waved their hands there to explain; "No, what are you talking about? I don't have that kind of relationship with Xu Damao. What kind of eyes do you have? Why are you hiding from me, old man, me."

At this time, Shazhu was already in a panic. He wanted to explain, but no one listened.

He wanted to get close to everyone and make it clear, good guy, as soon as he got close, even the uncle ran away holding his ass.

At this moment, he is like a man with yellow mud on his crotch, shitting if he doesn't.

After panicking for a while, Shazhu saw Liu Guangfu smiling in the corner, so he immediately became angry; "Liu Guangfu, you must be playing tricks, right?"

Think about what Liu Guangfu said to him when he followed Xu Damao.

Think again, what this guy said just now when he was the first to rush in.

At this time, the silly Zhu was almost 100% sure that this was Liu Guangfu's tricks.

Hearing what Silly Zhu said, Liu Guangfu immediately became unhappy; "No, it was obviously you who tied up Xu Damao, and you also took off Xu Damao's pants. How could this be me playing tricks??"

After Liu Guangfu finished speaking, he happily ran away.

He hid behind the first uncle, the second uncle, and the third uncle and went to eat melon seeds with Liu Guangtian.Silly Zhu was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do about him.

"He Yuzhu, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, I'll sue you to the police!!" Looking at the silly Zhu who was still in the mood to trouble Liu Guangfu, Lou Xiaoe shouted angrily right there.

With Xu Damao's current smell of alcohol, Lou Xiao'e didn't know who Xu Damao must be drinking with again, and he accidentally drank it again.

At the same time, after a short period of doubt just now, she has figured it out at this time, it is impossible for Sha Zhu to like men.

But although he no longer doubts that He Yuzhu wants to have something to do with Xu Damao, Silly Zhu tied up Xu Damao while he was drunk, and even took off his pants. Really angry.

"No, no, you misunderstood, you misunderstood, in fact, because Xu Damao ruined my blind date yesterday, I just wanted to punish him while he was drunk, not what you think..."

Seeing everyone, they almost thought of themselves as a rarity and went to Xu Damao.

So the helpless idiot, in the end, could only confess that he wanted to take advantage of Xu Damao's drunk and unconsciousness, tie him up, and punish him by messing with the relationship between men and women.

Everyone believed this explanation, and at the same time they all breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts [especially the uncle, the hand covering his butt finally let go].

"Look, it's all a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. How could I, a big man who wants to marry a wife, have anything to do with Xu Damao..." Seeing that everyone believed it, Silly Zhu heaved a sigh of relief at first, and then hurriedly said goodbye to him. That continued to explain with a smile.

Hearing this, Lou Xiao'e exploded, and she used both hands and feet to fight Silly Zhu; "Silly Zhu, you bastard, there is no one like you to play with people like you. If you succeed in this matter, Xu Damao is not good, but you have to be imprisoned." Sit and wear, I will kill you..."

Facing Lou Xiao'e's hammer and kick, Sha Zhu didn't dare to fight back, so he could only hide there and get hit by her a few times, and he also cooperated with his words; I fought back!"

"If you dare, I will fight, I will fight, you try to fight back, you fight back, you fight back, see if you can, really think that you are a courtyard and you can be lawless if you win?" Wen Yan, Lou Xiaoe Not only did he not stop, but he kicked harder and even provoked.

At this time, the uncle stood up and said with a serious face; "He Yuzhu, can you make jokes about the relationship between men and women? You can really do it!"

"Grandpa, silly Zhu's behavior like this is obviously promoting a bad atmosphere in the compound, and he must be severely punished!" Liu Guangfu, who was eating melon seeds behind, popped up like a shit stick and said .

Hearing someone talking, the old man didn't turn his head to look at anyone, and just said in agreement; "Well, you will be severely punished, just fine, He Yuzhu, you clean the compound and the men's toilet for a month!"

"Master, one month is too little, it will take at least three months, so that he can have a long memory." Liu Guangfu, who is a poop stick, just popped up and said something again.

Seeing Liu Guangfu who came out to look for things once or twice, Silly Zhu was so angry that his forehead twitched; "Liu Guangfu, your surname is Liu, not owed, can you not be so owed, if there is anything wrong with you, just run out I've fucked you up!"

"Master, look, you are still so vicious after doing something wrong, maybe the three-month punishment is still less!" Facing the angry silly Zhu, Liu Guangfu carried the elder man out again without panicking.

"What's the matter, silly Zhu, do you really think three months of punishment is too little?"

As soon as the uncle glared, Sha Zhu was so frightened that he shook his head and confessed; "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing, three months, three months, I accept the punishment, I accept the punishment."

"Let's forget it this time, and next time you see how I deal with you, hmph." The uncle snorted and walked away with his hands behind his back.

Seeing this, everyone also left with the uncle, and Lou Xiaoe hurriedly followed a kind neighbor to help Xu Damao to go back.

When passing Shazhu, Lou Xiaoe stepped on him hard, causing Shazhu to ouch in pain, and Liu Guangfu laughed for a long time.

Silly Zhu is so angry, if there are not so many people at the moment, he would like to tie the little bastard Liu Guangfu to the post, and beat him with a belt to vent his hatred.

(End of this chapter)