Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 36 [36] Put what you have learned into practice now, Yan Jiedi asks the big stingy third master for money! !
Outside, Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiedi, Xiaodang, and Puppet Flower left Shazhu's house in a hurry.

They all ran to the door of Lou Xiaoe's house and sat down in a row, and then they all hiccupped cheerfully while clutching their bulging stomachs.

The meal at Shazhu's house was not so much eaten by Jia Zhang and the stick, as it was eaten by the group of guys in front of him who exchanged civet cats for the prince.

How about a civet cat for the crown prince? Sha Zhu cooked four meat dishes tonight, one braised chicken, one stewed chicken with mushrooms, one stewed chicken with soybeans, and one braised pork.

Then Liu Guangfu and his team first ate most of the braised chicken, leaving the chicken bones and some chicken skin with a little meat, and then re-arranged them and filled them with side dishes to make them look just plain. It's like a meatless chicken, it doesn't look like it's been eaten.

There is no need to be polite about the stewed chicken with mushrooms. There is half a chicken in it. Liu Guangfu and the others immediately picked it up and ate all the chicken and chicken soup.

After that, put back the eaten chicken bones, uneaten chicken heads, chicken feet, chicken buttocks, mushrooms, etc., and then put some boiling water, salt, and some braised chicken soup on it and stir it. color, and then another pot of delicious stewed chicken.

Soybean stewed chicken, Liu Guangfu and the others repeated the same trick, tearing off all the chicken and eating it, leaving only some skin and bones sticking there, making them look like the chicken Shazhu used today without meat Same.

As for the bacon, Liu Guangfu and the others ate more than half of it directly and only kept a few smallest pieces, and then used some vegetables and arranging techniques to give him a visual deception, that is, there were not many pieces after the arrangement. Afterwards, it looks like a visual deception with a platter of the same.

In addition, despite the fact that Jiazhang and Banggen were full, they just ate too much soup and soybeans. They didn't even take a bite of the staple food, which was eaten up by Liu Guangfu and the others. Did not stay.

Returning to the topic, after taking a look at Puppet Flower and Xiaodang, who were so full of stomachs, Liu Guangfu took out a lollipop and gave each of them a lollipop, and said to the two of them; "After you go back later, your mother asked you what you ate, and you said you ate eggs and fish soup from my family, but you can't say you ate chicken from Shazhu's house, you know?"

"Well, we ate your eggs, Uncle Guangfu, and we didn't eat Uncle Silly's chicken, which was eaten by grandma and brother." Hearing Liu Guangfu's words, Huai, who was still very naive and could not lie Hua, immediately said cutely there.

Facing such a cute puppet flower, Liu Guangfu, who was worried that she would suffer in the future, taught them what it means to have sweets for a crying child; "Well, that's right, that's what I want to say. In the future, if your elder brother and grandma beat you and scold you, you will cry loudly and cry out in pain, the worse you shout, the worse your grandma and elder brother will stop bullying you in the future.

By the way, when you have nothing to eat, you also cover your belly and yell loudly that you are so hungry, you are going to starve to death, and you have to yell until everyone can hear it, so that you can have something to eat in the future. "

After teaching Xiaodang and Puppet Flower, Liu Guangfu turned around to look at Yan Jiedi and said, "Yan Jiedi, your father likes to calculate, if you encounter a situation where you ask him for money to buy something, you can tell him like this.

Once a daughter asked her father for money to buy XX, and then the father gave her the money. Later, when the daughter grew up, she bought a four-wheeled car for her father, and her father drove a four-wheeled car It's a breeze.

Later, another daughter asked her father for money to buy XX, but the father was too stingy and didn’t give her money to buy it. Later, when the father was unable to support himself in his later years and needed children to provide for the elderly, his daughter still remembered being rejected. So this old man was in a miserable situation later, no one wiped his butt when he went to the bathroom. If you scare him like this, I guarantee that your father will give you the money later. "

"Really, I just need to buy a hair tie, so I'll use your method to find my dad and try it..." After hearing Liu Guangfu's words, Yan Jiedi immediately ran towards his house without looking back. gone back.

"Xiao Dang, you can take the puppet flower home, and don't run around at night, so that your mother won't have to find someone."

After casually telling Xiaodang to take Puppet Flower home, Liu Guangfu immediately took Liu Guangtian and ran towards the third uncle's house to see if Yan Jiedi could really get the money.In the third uncle's house, after Yan Jiedi returned home, she immediately walked up to the third uncle and said to him with a smile on her face, "Dad, let me tell you something."

"Your expression is not right. You want to ask me for money, right? You have food, drink, clothes, and sleep at home. Why do you want money?" Zhizi Mo Ruo Father, as soon as Yan Jiedi spoke, the third master guessed what she was going to do.

Hearing what the third master said, Yan Jiedi was stunned for a moment, and then thinking of Liu Guangfu's words, she immediately said, "Dad, I'm here to ask you for money to buy hair ropes, but I know that you must be sure if I say that. No, so I want to tell you two stories, two very short stories."

"Is this the legend that Shibie is like three autumns every day? Well, I'd like to see what kind of story you can use to ask me to get money." Although the third master loves to calculate, he actually follows Like ordinary fathers, they also hope that their children can surpass themselves, and then live a much better life than themselves in the future.

Seeing that the third master was willing to give her a chance, Yan Jiedi immediately looked at the third master and said slowly; "There was a daughter who asked her father for money to buy a hair rope, and then the father gave her the money directly. Let her show off her sense of existence among her friends. Later, when the daughter grew up, she bought her father a four-wheeled car, and her father drove it with awe-inspiring prestige.

Later, another daughter asked her father for money to buy hair ropes, but the father was too stingy and didn't give her money to buy them, so she couldn't hold her head up among her friends with disheveled hair all day long. Later, this daughter grew up , this father is already old enough to need others to take care of him, but because of his rejection back then, his daughter also rejected him as before, so this old man later. "

"Good guy, is it so obvious?"

Faced with such an obvious hint from Yan Jiedi, after thinking about the money for the hair rope and what might happen to him in the future, the third master reluctantly took out a dime and handed it to her and said, "Well, here you are, your dad I don't extravagantly ask you to give me a four-wheeled car, your dad, I just want you to take care of me when I am too old to move, and don't let me lose face when I get old. "

"Ah, Liu Guangfu's method is really useful!!"

It was the first time Yan Jiedi, who was so grown up and asked for money so smoothly, exclaimed right there because she couldn't control her excitement.

Hearing Yan Jiedi's words, the third master was stunned for a moment, and then immediately shouted to Liu Guangfu outside the door; "Liu Guangfu, you bastard, you even plot against your third master, you bastard boy!!"

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 666X anger from the stick]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value of 888X from Jia Zhang's]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value of 999X from the third master]

"Good guy, the anger of the third master is more than that of a stick. It seems that I have to run away quickly, so as not to be tricked by this guy."

Hearing the roar of the third master and receiving the anger value provided by the third master, Liu Guangfu quickly turned around and ran home with Liu Guangtian, hiding in his room to sleep.

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