Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 17 [17] After working hard all day, I finally made a stick of a mantis! !
It's also a coincidence.

On the way home, Liu Guangfu actually saw the stick hiding money in a crack in a corner, and the amount seemed to be quite a lot. There were several tickets for the ten yuan reunion.

Seeing so much money, Liu Guangfu was moved.

You must know that he has been in this world for so many days, and the money he got is less than ten yuan, so how could he be willing to see that the stick has so much money.

Because his heart was moved, Liu Guangfu quickly covered himself with a piece of rag from the corner of the wall before he found him, and then hid in a weed bush, quietly watching every move of the stick .

"Liu Guangfu, didn't you just spend 15 yuan to buy two super big hens, what's so great about it!"

"I have more than 200 yuan now. I will wait for the limelight to pass. I will buy ten super big hens and come back. They will lay eggs and eat them every day. I will be mad at you!!"

"Huh, when the time comes, your super big hen can lay eight eggs a day, and my super big hen can lay forty eggs a day. Each of the four members of your family can only eat two eggs, and each of our five members can only eat two eggs." Eat eight!!"

"I eat eight eggs a day, how should I eat these eight eggs? Two boiled eggs, two scrambled eggs, two poached eggs, two chive omelets, wow, so happy!"

"By the way, when Shazhu comes back at night and finds that the money is gone, I just need to quietly remind him that his money is in Liu Guangfu's chicken shed, and then the silly pig will definitely beat Liu Guangfu to cry Go, hahaha cool!!"

After muttering to hide the money, Bang Geng walked towards the location of the supply and marketing cooperative with a few dollars in his pocket, and said flatteringly; , but if you like to pretend to be poor, then I will help you, who calls me a good person, a good person is going to buy food now!!"

After watching Bang Geng go away, Liu Guangfu immediately came out of his hidden position, and rushed to the place where Bang Geng hid his money in three steps.

Then in twos and threes, he found out all the money he had hidden, and threw it into the portable space he had just drawn.

After finishing it, Liu Guangfu immediately restored it to its original state and destroyed his footprints and fingerprints, and then he went home without looking back.

"Guangfu, aren't you going out to play today?"

Seeing Liu Guangfu who usually went out and never came back until dinner time, he came back at eight or nine o'clock, and the second aunt who embroidered insoles showed a puzzled look at him.

"When I went out just now, I saw someone secretly selling this thing called a cake. I looked pretty and delicious, so I couldn't help myself, so I saved it to buy you a big house to live in. Lao Ben took it out to buy a cake!!"

"Then, I thought that I bought the cake with the money I used to buy you a house. If I don't give you half of it, then I will be like my father in the future. If I beat my son, I will be punished by God. So I took it back and ate it with you!!"

After laughing and fooling the second aunt for a few words, Liu Guangfu unpacked the cake there, then cut it in half and shared the second aunt's half.

"Guangfu, how much money have you saved from your mother? Why do you still have money to buy cakes after spending ten yuan on chickens? These things are not cheap, and they are usually eaten by foreigners. !!"

Although I was a little skeptical about how Liu Guangfu saved so much money, the second aunt was very moved when she received the cake, and her eyes couldn't help turning red.

She bore a total of three children.

The eldest son spent all the family money early after graduation and went on to get married and go out. Now let alone seeing this person all year round, he just went out and never came back.The second child is still at home, but that is the existence that doesn't want to spend a penny on her, even his own living expenses have to be asked for by him.

Only this silly youngest, even though he was beaten and scolded by his wife and his wife all day long, and even though his life was very unsatisfactory, he never said much, and even foolishly saved money to prepare for it without his knowledge. Buy yourself a big house in the future.

It's just that this child is a bit stupid. After seeing that the old hen of Xu Damao's family can lay eggs, he didn't hesitate to cry and asked him to give him five yuan to buy two old hens so that his mother could eat eggs.

Then when he met a better old hen, in order to eat more eggs for himself, he took out the money he had saved for a long time to buy two biggest old hens and came back.

When he went fishing with the third master yesterday, in order to get more fish for himself, he used his body that was not fully opened to forcefully push the big fish of hundreds of catties together with the third master. Walking back from the suburbs, I was too tired to walk after returning.

After returning, the silly child didn't say a word of tiredness and hardship to his mother, but just told himself foolishly that there would be fish to eat in the family.

Seeing that the second aunt didn't eat the cake, she just looked at her with red eyes.

Liu Guangfu quickly raised his hand to help bring the cake to her mouth for her to eat; "Mom, eat it quickly, this thing is too conspicuous, if you don't eat it, people will be jealous, and if you keep it, I will eat it." Dad saw it, and he turned around and said that I wasted money!!"

"Your two elder brothers, mom can't count on you, Guangfu, mom will count on you when she gets old, um, sweet, so delicious, it's the cake bought by our family Guangfu!!"

After being touched for a while, the second aunt put down her manual work and ate cakes with Liu Guangfu. She ate up half of the cake, not even a drop of cream left.

After eating the cake, she remembered something, and quickly reminded Liu Guangfu, "Guangfu, Bangjiu was messing with our chicken coop just now. I wonder if he wants to steal our eggs."

"That bad guy, probably came up with this bad idea. Mom, keep busy with your work. I'll feed the chickens. By the way, I'll see what Bangjiu is doing in our chicken coop."

Hearing that Bang Geng was messing around in his own chicken coop, Liu Guangfu, who remembered what he had muttered before, quickly ran out of the chicken coop with the rotten cabbage leaves at home to feed the chickens.

After all, Bang Geng was just a child, so he hid the 20 yuan in Liu Guangfu's chicken coop to falsely accuse him, but Liu Guangfu quickly found it.

“尼玛，用两张大团圆来诬陷我，棒梗你果然不愧是最爱我的男人啊，不过很抱歉，今晚上要挨揍的是你而不是我，并且你还会竹篮打水Nothing."

After happily throwing the two reunions into the portable space, in order to make it more difficult for him to be framed tonight, Liu Guangfu also deliberately took two eggs and went to Xu Damao's daughter-in-law, Lou Xiao'e, to ask for some cement. The sides of the shed were refreshed with cement.

After finishing everything, Liu Guangfu went home to be a filial son. He not only massaged and beat the second aunt, but also made lunch for the second aunt.

The lunch he made was not a good thing, just a bowl of egg noodles for each of the mother and child, and the egg noodles had more eggs than noodles.

Seeing it, the second aunt said to him with disgust: This is to let me do an experiment first, to see if I eat too many eggs, and if I fart, it all tastes like eggs.

(End of this chapter)