Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 15 [15] Happy morning, start with the second uncle! !

"Gu Ning, my dear mother, what are you having for breakfast today?"

The next morning, after washing up, Liu Guangfu stretched for a while, and then walked towards the dining table at home.

Ever since he was made to cry and laugh by Liu Guangfu, and when he learned that he came back last night to get more meat for his family for the New Year, he used his small body to push hundreds of catties of fish from the suburbs with the third uncle. After returning, the second aunt could no longer be aggressive with him.

"What else can I eat? You brought hundreds of catties of fish back yesterday. What else can you eat after eating fish?" Although he can't be fierce anymore, he still has to put on a show.

After taking a few mouthfuls of the rice porridge handed over by the second aunt, Liu Guangfu immediately remembered the chickens raised in front of his house; "Mom, did you pick up eggs yesterday?"

"You silly boy, the chickens won't lay eggs for at least two to three days."

After replying a few words, thinking that Liu Guangfu wanted to eat eggs, the second aunt said again; "If you want to eat eggs, mom will fry two for you."

"What kind of eggs should I eat? I can't eat so many fish at home. I don't know how expensive eggs are now!" The second uncle who had been trying not to let himself talk about Liu Guangfu, after hearing that the second aunt wanted to make him scrambled eggs, he immediately held back. Can't stop.

In the thinking and cognition of the second uncle, everything at home belongs to him, and eggs are delicious and nutritious, and only he, the head of the family, can eat them at home.

"Mom, when I was buying chickens, the chicken seller told me that the chicken can lay four eggs a day."

"And when I bought it yesterday, didn't I lay two of them in front of you, so there must be eggs in the chicken coop. I'm going to pick up the eggs now, so as not to be stolen by that thief, BangGong."

Completely ignoring the words of the second uncle at home, Liu Guangfu returned a few words to the second aunt like a good boy, and then went out to pick up eggs with a small basket at home without eating porridge.

"Guangfu, you must have been deceived by the chicken seller. How could it be possible for a hen to lay four eggs a day??"

Although she said something she didn't believe, the second aunt put down the bowl and chopsticks and came out with Liu Guangfu; "Guangfu, wait for mom, mom, let's see if the chicken is really as capable of laying eggs as you said?"

"Okay, come here quickly."

Walking out of the house with the second aunt, when they came to the chicken shed at the door, Liu Guangfu immediately pointed to the chicken coop in the corner and said loudly; "Mom, the chicken seller didn't lie to me, look at the eggs in the nest. !"

"Hey, Guangfu's father, the second uncle of the family, come out quickly and have a look, the chickens bought by Guangfu really laid a nest of eggs."

Although she has regained her maternal love for Liu Guangfu, the second aunt still centers on the second uncle after all, and the first thing she thinks of when encountering surprises is the second uncle at home.

The second uncle knew about Liu Guangfu buying two old hens back.

To be honest, at the beginning, he blamed the second aunt and wanted to beat Liu Guangfu, a prodigal son.

It's just that Liu Guangfu happened to go fishing with the third master at that time, so he couldn't hit anyone, so he held back his temper and planned to wait until Liu Guangfu came back.

After looking at it later, Liu Guangfu’s chicken coop was quite nice, and it made his house look like it was upscale together, and it was a bit like the leader’s house, so his anger disappeared by more than half, and now he only wants to Talk about Liu Guangfu.

Then, out of curiosity, the second uncle wanted to see what kind of old hen that silly boy Liu Guangfu could buy back.

Go over and have a look, good guy! !

The size of this old hen is more than two in Xu Damao's house, so the second uncle's anger is only a little bit, and the rest is angry that he just wants to stare at Liu Guangfu.

Later, Liu Guangfu came back and brought back more than 400 catties of big fish with the third master, and the family divided more than 200 catties.

At that time, the second uncle's temper disappeared immediately. Seeing Liu Guangfu who was so tired, he even helped him get bath water last night, which was rare.Returning to the topic, after hearing what the second aunt said, the second uncle immediately appeared calm, but in fact he was very excited and walked out of the house and said, "Isn't it the old hen at home that lays eggs so early in the morning? What's all the fuss about?" ah?"

Although he is his own father, Liu Guangfu just doesn't like to talk to the second uncle.

After he opened the grid of the chicken coop and pulled the eggs out, he immediately smiled and flattered the second aunt; "Mom, look, there are ten eggs in total, let's make poached eggs at home, and the second uncle will be so hungry!! "

"Hey, I have a bad temper, Liu Guangfu, you are very capable, don't you think I am your father?" Although Liu Guangfu brought so many fish to the family, the second uncle just couldn't like him. The status of the family is threatened.

"Mom, these two chickens can lay eight eggs a day, we ate two yesterday, here are six from yesterday, and the remaining four are from today, so we can pick up four more in the afternoon!!"

After explaining that there were still four eggs to pick up in the afternoon, Liu Guangfu handed the eggs to the second aunt, and asked her to go home and make scrambled eggs for herself; Lay eggs, from now on, the second uncle of our family will definitely eat farts that taste like eggs.

Let's go, let's ignore this big leader, let's eat scrambled eggs, and give my brother supplements by the way, so that he won't suffer from malnutrition and be unable to beat the stick in the future. "

The second uncle on the side was so angry that he didn't want to talk, but he didn't dare to hit Liu Guangfu, so he could only stare there.

"Second aunt, the eggs in your basket are all eggs laid by your two big hens?" At this time, the third mother who heard the movement came out of the house and saw Liu Guangfu handing it to the second aunt. Eggs, come over and watch the fun.

It may be because of the feeling that yesterday's fish was divided equally, and my family took advantage of the third mother's family, so the second aunt quickly took out four eggs and handed them to the third mother; "Isn't it, my Guangfu bought this The chickens may have laid eggs, and one can lay four eggs a day, come on, the third mother will take a few back to relieve the mine, Jie Di will relieve her greed!"

"Emma, ​​Emma, ​​I said, why is this chicken so big? It turns out that it is a chicken that lays eggs!"

After exclaiming that Liu Guangfu's chicken could really lay eggs, the third mother asked curiously where she bought the chicken; "This chicken is amazing! Four eggs a day, one egg costs 12 cents a day and [-] cents a day, that's a month. [-] yuan, second aunt, how much is a chicken?"

"I gave my family Guangfu five yuan, but I don't know exactly how much he paid for it?"

After expressing that she only gave her son five yuan, the second aunt smiled and turned everyone's attention to Liu Guangfu; "Guangfu, how much did you pay for these two old hens? "

"Mom, I spent the ten yuan I saved to buy you a big house with the five yuan you gave me. I bought these two old hens for 15 yuan."

After lying with an aggrieved expression, Liu Guangfu looked at his second uncle, and said to his second aunt, "Mom, you know the reason why my dad refused to go home since the eldest got married and couldn't be promoted to an official position for a long time. , always like to beat me and Guangtian for no reason.

Then I thought, if the second uncle can eat his favorite eggs every day to eat to his fullness, then Guangtian and I will not be beaten anymore, so I heard that these two chickens can be together There are eight eggs in the world, so I just bought them back.. "

After Liu Guangfu finished speaking, the neighbors all changed their eyes when they looked at the second uncle.

And he was so angry that he didn't dare to hit Liu Guangfu's second uncle, so he could only turn around angrily and go back to the house to scold him why Liu Guangtian eats so slowly, and he lost his good mood for the day.

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