Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 134 [134] How strong are the sticks with the backing, even Nanluoguxiang can handle it! !
After a simple meal with the family, Liu Guangfu, who was promoted to the little uncle of the stick, immediately called the stick, who was walking in the figure of eight, to come to lecture him.

He mistakenly thought that Liu Guangfu called him to come because he had already learned that he had stolen an old hen from his family, so when Bang Giao walked to Liu Guangfu, he immediately got up there without 300 taels of silver; "Liu Guangfu is not me, I didn't steal your two old hens, it was Yan Jiefang who stole your old hens, not me!!"

"Is Yan liberated?"

Hearing what Banggen said, Liu Guangfu was stunned. He was a little confused about how Yan Jiefang, who had been sentenced for three months, could come out so soon.

Seeing that Liu Guangfu didn't talk about stealing the chicken, Stick immediately nodded and said, "Well, he came out, and he came back the second day after you went out with my aunt. After he came back, he went to settle accounts with you, but nothing I found you, and then seemed to be very upset with you, so I sneaked up in the middle of the night and stole your chicken."

Liu Guangfu knew that Bang Geng didn't lie this time, and his old hen Yan Jiefang probably really stole it, but he was smart and knew that Bang Geng must not have told the whole truth.

Liu Guangfu thinks that the complete story is probably because Yan Jiefang stole an old hen from their family and was seen by the stick, and then the stick, who had always had a problem with him, came directly to the plan and took another old hen of his family. The chicken was also stolen.

Of course, due to the lack of evidence, Liu Guangfu did not directly say anything about the stick, but said to him with a smile directly there; Let me ask you, what's the matter with your feet and face, why are you walking in the figure of eight again, and why do you still have matchmaker moles on your face?"

Hearing that Liu Guangfu was curious about what happened to his feet and face, Bang Geng suddenly felt as if he had been bitten by a mouse in his crotch, and it hurt very much.

What happened to his feet? His feet were caused by stealing Liu Guangfu’s chicken and going out to make roast chicken. After eating it, he walked in a daze, stepped on ice, slipped on the soles of his feet, and then split his fork, causing pain. , and it's been a few days, and now it's still hurting badly.

And how did the matchmaker mole on his face come from? At that time, he wanted to imitate Liu Guangfu as a matchmaker to make money, so he ran to Sha Zhu and said that he would introduce Ran Qiuye to him, but Silly Saying that he doesn't have a matchmaker mole is not like a matchmaker.

After being rejected by Sha Zhu, the stick didn't give up, he just planned how to get a matchmaker mole for himself.

Then, by coincidence, he saw Lou Xiaoe handling a big carp. We all know that fish scales will cause hemorrhoids when they are attached to the skin, so this silly boy went over and took two pieces of fish scales and stuck them on his face.

At that time, Lou Xiaoe saw Banggen sticking fish scales on his face, so he was so frightened that he quickly reminded him, "Banggen, quickly remove the fish scales, otherwise you will have those fish scales that grow back on your face after you cut them off." Hemorrhoids, it will be ugly to grow this thing on your face, take it off quickly, be obedient, if you want to eat fish, Auntie will give you half of it."

At that time, Bang Geng accepted half of Lou Xiao'e's fish, and obediently took off the fish scales on his face.

It's just that after he returned home and handed the fish to Qin Huairu to cook and stew, he quietly took two fish scales and stuck them on his face before going to bed.

In this way, when Bang Giao woke up the next day, he was very lucky to have two fish-scale hemorrhoids on his face, and even in order to look like a matchmaker mole, this silly boy even smeared some Liu Guangfu on it. The doll's dye, and then his face became what it is now.

Of course, this is not what makes BangGeng the most angry. What makes BangGeng the most angry is that after his matchmaker, Mole, is done, Sha Zhu actually tells him that he has asked someone to ask Liu Guangfu for help, and he is no longer needed.Not to mention that he didn’t become a matchmaker, but when he was going to get rid of the matchmaker mole later, BangJiao was horrified to find that his matchmaker mole could not be removed, and two long beards grew out of the middle strangely .

It’s impossible to tell Liu Guangfu about the above things, and he just started talking nonsense there; “It’s nothing, I accidentally split my legs, and it’s just a small thing growing on my face. We are handsome These things don't get in the way..."

Seeing that the stick was fooling himself, Liu Guangfu immediately smiled and said to him; "When you meet Yan Jiefang later, you just tell him that he called you grandpa three times and then he stole my chicken, so forget it, but If he doesn't shout, you tell him that you will let me beat him until he has no teeth to eat on New Year's Eve, go..."

"I know where Yan Jiefang is now, so I'll talk to him right away. I've been upset with that kid for a long time. Today I have to ask him to obediently call me grandpa a few times, hahaha." Hearing Liu Guangfu's words, he ran out excitedly to find Yan Jiefang.

After watching the sticks leave, Liu Guangfu and Qin Jingru went to the kitchen to help the second aunt, deal with the few pheasants they brought back, and a big pig's head that the pork guy saved for him, and then he started cooking there The lo mei that can be eaten for several days is here.

While Liu Guangfu was obediently helping to make New Year's food at home, after many inquires, Banggen finally found Yan Jiefang who was warming up at a street corner, and five or six of Yan Jiefang's attendants.

Although Yan Jiefang doesn't like Liu Guangfu as much as Banggen, he also doesn't like Banggen as much as he doesn't like him.

So when he saw the stick coming to his place, Yan Jiefang immediately picked up a stone and threw it next to him and said, "Son without a father, why come to my place, the skin is too itchy, isn't it flat?"

In Yan Jiefang's cognition, only Banggen, a kid who is barely 13 years old today, should be so frightened by himself that he would turn around and run away.

But what Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiefang's followers never dreamed of was that instead of being afraid of Yan Jiefang's intimidating stick this time, they walked up to Yan Jiefang swaggeringly, and then raised their hands and gave it to Yan Jiefang. slapped him.

"You." Faced with Bang Geng's sudden slap, Yan Jiefang was immediately slapped by him, and he was completely stunned.

Yan Jiefang couldn't believe that a kid like Banggen who was still studying dared to slap Yan Jiefang, the leader of Nanluoguxiang, in the face.

Pa~pa~pa~ Seeing that Yan Jiefang was beaten by him so much that he didn't know how to resist, he was a bit too much for a while, so he raised his hand and slapped him several times; "What are you doing? You are impolite, grandson, you have to call me grandpa, I am your awesome grandpa, hurry up and call grandpa a few times to listen, hahaha."

Seeing Yan Jiefang, who carried the handle in Nanluoguxiang, being slapped several times by the stick, several of Yan Jiefang's followers were shocked by the courage of the stick, but they all knew that this child was probably doomed, and it might be early. Gone or something.

(End of this chapter)