Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 11 [11] What kind of hen are you, why is it bigger than a turkey? ?
"Pfft cry. You son of a bitch, you want your mother and me to be the empress!"

"I still want to buy the Forbidden City. How big is the Forbidden City? Your mother and I live there, and I can remember the location of the kitchen at home. If you want me to say, buy a big house the size of our courtyard."

"Also, don't tell your dad about the eggs, so that he won't come to trouble you when his farts smell like eggs. At that time, he will beat you up even if he is punished by God. I won't help stop you. "

The second aunt who hadn't found her youngest son so eloquent before, after being coaxed by Liu Guangfu to the point of crying and laughing, hurriedly took out five one-dollar bills to drive him out of the house.

"Yeah, hurry up, buy your hen to lay eggs, I didn't find you such a chicken thief before, you told me so much that you cried, and you almost made me laugh out loud, get out, go buy your chicken Go!!"

"I promise to buy you the two most egg-laying hens in the capital, and I also promise you that before my dad becomes a leader, let him eat eggs until he farts like eggs, so Xu Damao From now on, I can praise my dad’s fart after the leadership of the party is delicious.”

"Hahaha, you dead boy, get out of here. I'm going to laugh out loud after your mother. It's because of you, dead boy. There are also those who buy chickens and buy spirits, but they can't be particularly energetic."

"Understood, don't worry about what I'm going to do, I promise to buy you two back, so that the whole compound will envy the return of your laying hen."

After he came out of the house with the five yuan coaxed from his mother, Liu Guangfu was there thinking about where he should go to find some delicious food today to replenish his body and so on.

It's just no coincidence that as soon as he walked to the gate of the courtyard, he met the man who loves him the most in the whole world. This silly stick is currently wearing a puppet, Xiaodang, fooling around.

"Liu Guangfu! You stole my roast chicken yesterday, right!!"

Stick last night thought about it all night and didn't sleep. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that Liu Guangfu was suspicious, and besides the person who robbed his chicken, who knew that he was roasting chicken in the factory area.

Facing the angry stick, Liu Guangfu just looked at him with a funny face, and didn't even bother to play fiercely with him; Are you still relying on me? Let me tell you that I am not a fool. If you are greedy for your mother, I will blame you foolishly!!"

Seeing Liu Guangfu's contemptuous attitude on his face, Bang Geng was even more sure that he was stealing his chicken

"Liu Guangfu! I get it, it's you, it's you who stole my chicken, right? Give it back to me!!"

"Bah, you stinky shameless, is that your chicken, that's your stolen chicken, okay!!"

"My chicken, my chicken, is my chicken. Shazhu has already helped me pay Xu Damao, so that chicken is mine, you pay me for the roast chicken!!"

"Get out, I'm very busy today, I don't have time to talk to you little brat, go play in the mud with your sisters."

He reached out and grabbed the heel of the stick's neck, like throwing garbage, and threw him in front of the two cuties Xiaodang and Huaihua.

But Liu Guangfu, who was worried about scaring them, immediately changed into an amiable smile, and then took out two candies, opened them and handed them to eat. After that, he stepped on the stick's back and left directly, very angry Awow..

"Liu Guangfu, you wait for me! I won't just let this matter go, you better not fall into my hands one day, or you will look good!!"

After the incompetent words and giving Liu Guangfu a wave of anger points, Bang Geng turned around and went to grab the candy from the sisters' mouths, causing Xiao Dang and Huai Hua to cry and run home to complain he went.

It's a pity that it was Jia Zhang who was at home instead of Qin Huairu, so not only did their complaints have no effect at all, but they were also scolded inexplicably, and they were scolded as two losers.

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value of 2666X from Jia Zhang's]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 6666X anger from the stick]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1223X anger value from Silly Zhu]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value of 66X from the uncle]

[Congratulations to the host for getting 99X anger value from the second uncle] "No, second uncle, are you serious about this anger value?"

"I can understand that the uncle is angry with me. After all, it is indeed a hateful thing for an old man without children to see that his old man has several children, and the children are so good."

"But, you are my biological father. Is your anger worth taking seriously? You, you said that you don't work well in the factory. Why do you hate me for the afro I gave you in the morning? But then You didn't have a long memory and wanted to hit me, so you can't blame me..."

After expressing his strong dissatisfaction with his second uncle, Liu Guangfu went out with five yuan to find the vendors.

In the end, at a place that didn’t require a ticket, he spent two yuan to buy fifteen delicious big meat buns. After that, he ate ten of them by himself. If he couldn’t finish them, he packed them up and took them home to pretend to be a filial son. went.

Back home, when he passed by a deserted alley, Liu Guangfu directly took out the two egg-laying machines and carried them with his hands. Then he carried two hens in one hand and five big meat buns in the other and went back to the courtyard.

"Liu Guangfu, are you buying chickens to compensate me?"

"You don't need to compensate two, one is enough. Your one chicken is bigger than Xu Damao's two."

How else to put it, BangJiao is the man who loves Liu Guangfu the most.

I met this bastard when I left the courtyard, but I still met this bastard when I came back, what a bad fate!

Hearing what this bastard said, Liu Guangfu was not polite at all, kicked him over again, and then stepped on him to take out candy and continue to feed the two cuties.

When it was over, Liu Guangfu asked the puppet flower Xiaodang to go out and eat lollipops, so as not to be robbed again, while he went home with his big meat buns and two chickens. Lying on the ground sadly feeling the love of Mother Earth for him.

"What do you two lose money eat? Hurry up and spit it out for me to eat. This is what Liu Guangfu compensated me, not for you, and you are not allowed to eat it."

Of course, it is absolutely impossible for the stick that has been taught by Jia Zhang to lie there all the time. After a while, he will get up and run out to catch up with Puppet Flower and Xiaodang, and then take the candy in their mouths. It was robbed, which made them cry.

And just when the stick snatched his two younger sisters crying, the second aunt who was embroidering insoles at home to subsidize the family was stunned when she saw the two hens brought back by Liu Guangfu...

"Guangfu, where did you buy your chicken?"

"The old hen with this head can only be sold for five or six yuan. How did you buy two for five yuan?"

After being shocked by the huge size of the two hens, the second aunt said that the two chickens are so big, even if they can't lay eggs, their family will not lose money.

"And what kind of chicken is this? Why are they bigger than turkeys? They are so big that they don't lay eggs in the end. We eat meat, so they lay eggs?"

As a result, before the words were finished, two eggs rolled out of the chicken's buttocks.

Seeing the eggs that came out of nowhere, the second aunt hurriedly urged the pair of Liu Guangfu to build a dovecote for them after being stunned for a while.

"You silly boy, what are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and take the wooden boards at home and go to build a chicken shed in the open space in the yard. We can't properly feed chickens that can lay eggs like this, and you still want to tie them up. Are you laying an egg??"

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