Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 56: Hide if you can

The morning sun gradually rises from the end of the horizon, and the cold dew wets the weeds on the roadside. Breathing in the pure morning air, even my head is a little clearer.

Xiao Yu'er was gnawing on an apple in high spirits, and walked in front, followed closely by Evil Tongtian, riding a horse and nodding his head while dozing off, behind him was Yi Buhuo who kept stuffing a bag of beef into his mouth.

"Lao Yi, you've been eating for so long and still haven't had enough?"

When Xiao Yuer turned around, he saw Yi Buhuo grabbing a handful of beef and throwing it into his mouth like a cow chewing peonies.

His forehead was suddenly filled with black lines, "Are you trying to push yourself to death?"

Yi Buhuo touched his belly and said vaguely: "I don't know what's wrong with me recently. I digest quickly. This little beef jerky isn't enough to stuff my teeth."

Evil Tongtian opened his eyes, grinned and said: "Master, this horse bumped me all the way, I can't seem to feel my butt."

Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes, "Sitting on a horse is not as comfortable as walking. You can exercise your body while walking and stopping at any time. How free!"

"Master, why don't you come and ride?" Etongtian rolled his eyes and looked at him with a smile.

"Forget it, you were exhausted last night, so I kindly asked you to rest, so you're not happy anymore?"

Xiao Yu'er mocked: "Looking at how tall you are, I didn't expect you to be so weak in physical strength. As a master, I feel a lot of pressure!"

"I've been hungry for a long time..."

Evil Tongtian murmured in a low voice and glanced furtively in front of him as if he hadn't heard Xiao Yu'er.

Yi Buhuo wriggled his fingers, burped, picked up the water bag and took a few sips.He squinted his eyes and smacked his lips, "I feel good..."

Xiao Yu'er walked slower and slower, falling behind and walking alongside him, and asked curiously: "Lao Yi, why did you come back? How are Lao Hua and Xin Lan?"

"Don't worry!" Yi Buhuo took out a toothpick and picked his teeth, "Wuque and Xinlan are fine. Huo Lingzhi is here, Xinlan's injury has healed, and Wuque is taking care of her.

What's the matter with you?It's past the appointed time and you haven't come back yet?Could it be that he is really addicted to the gentle country and can't extricate himself?If I hadn't come to find you, I'm afraid you might have died somewhere. "

Xiao Yu'er glared at Evil Tongtian in front of him and said speechlessly: "It's all my fault that Evil Tongtian and his horse caused me to lose time and was blocked by Dongchang's fans."

Evil Tongtian in front stretched out his hand to scratch the top of his head, pretending not to hear.

Yi Buhuo twitched the corner of his mouth, weren't you in such a hurry that you forgot to steal the horse and threw the blame to Evil Tongtian?

"By the way, how did you and the little fairy get on? Did she cry when you left?"

"Of course!"

Xiao Yu'er's eyes suddenly drifted away, with a smile on her lips, "When I left, the little fairy held my hand tightly, and she couldn't bear to let go. She cried so hard that she almost went blind."

"Really?" Yi Buhuo looked at him suspiciously, "Why don't I really believe it?"

"Of course it's true. The little fairy's heart has been firmly tied to me for a long time, and she even said she won't marry anyone but me!"

Xiao Yu'er glared at him, how dare you question my words?

I just changed the positions of the men and women in the scene, but the emotions in it are real!

The corner of Yi Buhuo's mouth raised, "I can't believe it even more when you do this. You can't be the one who cries and hugs you and doesn't let go, right?"

Xiao Yu'er turned away and ignored him.

"How about I teach you two tricks that will definitely make the little fairy love you to death and make you unable to live without you..."

Before Yi Buhuo finished speaking, Xiao Yuer frantically shook his head and refused, "You can't live without leaving, so you can be her cook? You should keep this kind of trick to yourself, I, Xiao Yuer, throw it away firmly I can’t afford that person!”

"You really don't want to learn?" Yi Buhuo chuckled, "To capture a woman's heart, you must first capture her stomach. This is a little fun to enhance feelings. How can an emotional idiot like you understand it."

Xiao Yu'er raised the corners of her mouth with her hands and showed a "smile", "You are right, but I mainly rely on charm and don't need your fancy methods."

Yi Buhuo snorted coldly and continued: "There are many charming streets, that is to say, the little fairies have blindly fallen in love with you. Didn't that Jiang Yuyan from before just miss you and fall in love with you?"
This proves that your charm is only average, and the perfect one is the best one. Aren't you afraid that the little fairy will dump you when she sees Wuque? "

Xiao Yu'er's smile faded, "Don't mention sad things, Lao Yi."

"The most important thing is that a man is considerate. You try your best to take care of her daily life. Once she gets used to it, she won't even know how to survive without you."

"This is my final move!"

Yi Buhuo's eyes are discerning, and his temperament has become holy. He seems to be a guiding light on the road of love and a life mentor between men and women!
"Start bit by bit, take control of her life first, and then control her heart. Isn't hers yours?"

Xiao Yu'er opened her mouth wide, hummed for a long time, and whispered: "You are so humble, Lao Yi..."

Yi Buhuo paused and suddenly fell silent.

Xiao Yu'er stretched out her hand and waved it in front of his eyes, "Lao Yi?"

Yi Buhuo hugged Xiao Yu'er, almost crying, and wailed: "It's not easy for me with a popular face to have a partner these days. What if he runs away?"

"..."

"I'm just kidding."

Yi Buhuo patted his chest, hehe smiled, your marriage is destined, unlike me, I was single all my life in the previous life, and in this life, I have a beautiful partner by accident, how can I feel my love? not easy.

I feel bitter, but I won’t say it...

All joking aside, Xiao Yu'er put away his thoughts about the little fairy, changed the topic, frowned and sighed: "Liu Xi thinks that the Six Ren God's dice fell on me, so I'm afraid there won't be peace in the future."

"Jiang Biehe's calculations were loud, but it's a pity that he is destined to be disappointed." Yi Buhuo sneered, "It is actually not difficult to crack the Liuren Divine Dice. He is just destined to not be able to learn how to do it."

"Otherwise, how could it have been so long without a clue?"

Xiao Yu'er was startled, "Have you cracked the Liuren Divine Dice?"

"It's just a Rubik's Cube..."

Yi Buhuo patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Er Niang has already set off. When she arrives at the medicine house with my letter, Su Ying will help her. After she finds someone to translate the Sanskrit, it will be a mere one." It’s just Liu Xi, isn’t it just a slap in the face?”

"It's just that the current Liu Xi is not only powerful, but also has Dongchang in his hands. He has powerful means and invades the government and the public. With me and Wuque alone, I am afraid that he is not his opponent."

"In the recent period, just hide if you can..."

Xiao Yu'er lamented, "I'm just looking for my life experience, how could I get involved in such a crisis?"

Yi Buhuo rolled his eyes at him, who told you to be nosy?
(End of this chapter)