Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 46
"Success?"

Seeing him nodding, Xiao Yuer's face showed a smile and she was extremely excited.

"Failed..." Yi Buhuo suddenly grimaced and his tone was low.

Xiao Yu'er's happy expression froze, and he suddenly became hideous, "Then you just nodded with a confident face? What nonsense Yin-Yang acupuncture, one needle goes down the Yin-Yang space, right? You quack doctor, I'll kill you!"

Seeing his angry expression that he wanted to tear himself apart, Yi Buhuo laughed and said, "You're lying. How could it fail when a miracle doctor takes action? Now I just need to connect all the meridians of Miss Fourth."

"what?"

Xiao Yu'er gave him a hard look and laughed subconsciously, "Who did you learn this irritating skill from? You have three of my skills."

"It is said that those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are dark. I have been friends with you for so long, and I have learned something. Then have you learned anything from me?"

"What can you learn from yourself? Taking pills or picking up girls? Which one of your pills has no side effects, and I can't use you to pick up girls. It sounds like you are unreliable for either!"

"It took me three days to catch him, unlike you who only touched your hands after such a long time. Do you want me to teach you two moves?"

Xiao Yu'er glared at him and said angrily: "So what, haven't I already made great progress?"

Yi Buhuo smiled proudly and stopped provoking him. He turned around and put away all the silver needles on the little fairy's body. He took out a Baihua Jade Dew Pill and fed it into her little mouth. After checking her pulse, he said, "Let's go quickly, otherwise It won’t be easy for us to explain when she wakes up.”

Xiao Yu'er nodded. It was indeed not suitable to stay here for a long time. After taking a look at the little fairy who was still in a coma, the two of them left quickly.

Back in the yard, Yi Buhuo took the long stick that he had put aside before and prepared to continue patrolling.

Xiao Yu'er followed him, and asked with a smile: "Brother Yi, I've already apologized, so please forgive me and untie the acupoints for me, I will never distrust your medical skills again, You are the best doctor in the world..."

Yi Buhuo nodded very helpfully, "I still like your unruly look before, please recover, and I will relieve your acupuncture points when I am satisfied."

"Don't go too far!"

Although Xiao Yuer gritted his teeth, he was helpless.

He had just tried it, but there was no response at all when the internal force rushed into the acupoint. Only Yi Buhuo could unlock this smile acupoint.

"This genius doctor is very talented, and he is destined to be the supreme medical doctor in the future. Only you question every day, and I won't let you try my methods. Aren't you going to turn the world upside down?"

"Supreme Medical Master?"

Although Xiao Yu'er still kept laughing, Yi Buhuo, no matter how blind he was, could see that it was now a joke.

Raising his eyebrows, Yi Buhuo shook his head helplessly and sighed, "As a human being, you still have to have dreams. Maybe they will come true?"

"I must make a name for myself!"

Yi Buhuo's eyes were firm and he clenched his fists tightly.

Xiao Yu'er pulled up the corner of his mouth and left cursing. In the end, Yi Buhuo helped him relieve his acupuncture point. Unfortunately, he smiled for too long and the muscles at the corners of his mouth were numb. I'm afraid he won't be able to close his mouth today.

Yi Buhuo was smiling and immersed in the joy of saving another patient, not to mention that this person was still the goddess of childhood, Little Fairy. With a good mood, even sleepiness disappeared.

Just as he was humming a song and patrolling responsibly, the door behind him suddenly opened with a creak, and the little fairy walked out full of energy.

Yi Buhuo turned around when he heard the sound, and the last note in his mouth was out of tune. He looked up at the sky, "Has it been two hours? Are you recovering so well?"

The little fairy's face was rosy and shiny, and the corner of her mouth was smiling, showing no weakness at all. Seeing that Yi Buhuo was on patrol, she put her smile away and asked pretendingly serious:
"Have you ever seen a little bird come by?"

"Little Bird?" Yi Buhuo was stunned. By the way, it seems that Xiaoyuer is now called Little Bird. This name was given by the little fairy...

Seeing the little fairy frowning and pouting with a hint of impatience on her face, Yi Buhuo quickly came to his senses.

"Miss Fourth, I just came in for another shift and I haven't seen Little Bird before."

Yi Buhuo came as soon as he opened his mouth. Don't ask. If you ask, you just haven't seen it before.

You have no idea whether the little fish is coming or not?How could you be lying on the volcanic rocks before he came?Do you expect me, a passerby, to go in and help?

The little fairy had never told anyone about the secret room except Xiao Yu'er. Her two brothers were both useless and would not come here at all.

Who else could it be besides Xiaoyuer?
If I admit that I have met Xiao Yu'er and know that he has been in your room, Fourth Miss, you won't kill anyone and silence me, right?

Watching the little fairy skipping away, Yi Buhuo fell into deep thought. If she knew that he had touched her, would she kill me?Xiao Yu'er won't let anything slip, right?After a moment, he suddenly realized it, threw away the wooden stick, turned around and left, "I'm so worried, it's already noon, it's time to have lunch..."

……

After finishing his meal, Yi Buhuo picked his teeth and carried a broom to the garden to sweep the floor. While sweeping, he took out melon seeds from his arms and started eating them. He spit out the shells and swept them into a pile. He was a professional at fishing with pay. of.

While he was enjoying his meal, he saw the little fairy pulling the little fish towards this side. Yi Buhuo quickly put away the melon seeds and pretended to start sweeping the floor.

The little fish was covered with apples and was helplessly forced by the little fairy to stand in front of the pavilion.

And the little fairy held a handful of darts in her hand, and looked at him with a malicious look on her face, "Don't move, I haven't practiced for a long time, if you move, I don't care if I accidentally pierce it wrong."

Xiao Yu'er trembled, "Miss, you have a lot of money, just throw money. Forget about darts. Even if you need to practice, you can just change it to watermelon. Why use apples?"

"A watermelon is so big, how can it be as effective as an apple." The little fairy said reluctantly and matter-of-factly.

Then he ignored his plea for mercy and threw the dart as soon as he closed his eyes.

"Did you hit it? Did you hit it?"

The little fairy turned around impatiently and asked, her eyes still looking around on the apple, but unfortunately she couldn't find the dart.

Xiao Yu'er pointed at Yi Buhuo, who was fishing next to him, "Of course the Fourth Miss's martial arts skills are incredible, but she was the one who got hit."

Yi Buhuo looked at the dart on his chest, his face turned pale. If he hadn't reacted quickly and blocked it with a broom, the dart would have been inserted into his heart at this moment.

Feeling the little fairy's gaze, Yi Buhuo wanted to smile, but couldn't. He could only say: "Fourth Miss, do you still want these darts? If not, I will sweep the floor..."

"Humph!"

She actually missed, and the little fairy was very unhappy and turned away with a sullen face.

After glaring fiercely at Xiao Yu'er who was still snickering beside him, Yi Buhuo pulled out the dart stuck on the broom and silently took a few steps away from the two of them.

Anyone can be injured accidentally. Being a servant is really a high-risk profession!

The little fairy didn't know what she thought of. She smiled slyly, took out a silk scarf to cover her eyes, and filled her hands with flying knives.

Just now, he was snickering at Yi Buhuo's misfortune, but his expression changed on the spot, and he wailed, "Murder your husband!"

"Watch the darts!"

The darts came like a rain of flowers, and Xiao Yu'er only had time to turn around and protect his face with his hands, praying silently in his heart that he would not be hit in the waist, and had already given up resistance.

　I've been exposed to too much sun lately, brothers, please be careful.Now I have to disinfect my mobile phone first, and the protection must be in place.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)