Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 42 I’m digging graves here, but you’re picking up girls?
At night, Yi Buhuo, who was caught dozing off at work today and was caught by the supervisor, felt resentful and continued to carry the shovel to the robbery cave and start his own business.

"Is this what a person like me should do? I'm just a powerless doctor. I act like a coal digger every day..."

Thinking of being deducted from his wages today, Yi Buhuo's strength became a little stronger, "I can't believe that in another world, I would still have to work, and I would still have to work two jobs without sleep!"

After complaining for a while, Yi Buhuo felt a light touch on his hand, his eyes lit up, and he said with great joy: "Finally we dug it!"

It was true that he had worked overtime for so long, and today he finally got around the foundation. Yi Buhuo cried with joy, holding the wet soil in his hands and smelling it crazily, with tears in his eyes.

Now that the most difficult step has been taken, the rest is easy. Yi Buhuo rolled up his sleeves, full of energy, waving the shovel to speed up a bit, keeping his head buried in digging.

The cave was extremely dark, with only the dim and twisted light from the torch beside him illuminating his seemingly tireless figure.

I don't know how long it took before Yi Buhuo stopped. Just now, I just felt that I was digging more and more smoothly, and my mind was immersed, and I didn't know if I had reached the inside of the tomb.

"It's almost done, dig up from here."

Seeing that the destination was right in front of him, Yi Buhuo couldn't hide his excitement. After getting the fire lingzhi this time, he insisted on going back to the mountain to find Su Ying to comfort his injured heart.

While Yi Buhuo was working hard to dig a tunnel, a big event happened in Murong's mansion.

"Find them all for me!"

The little fairy looked at the servants and maids holding lanterns in the yard, raised her eyebrows, and said angrily.

Xiao Yu'er was pulled over at this time, and he quickly stepped forward and asked, "What happened?"

When he was delivering food to the little fairy during the day, because he was provoked by the little fairy who was acting like a young lady, he drank the porridge that he had been given "Three Steps of Ecstasy" by himself. After he came out, he fainted on the road and was "coveted by him" for a long time. "Beautiful" Murong Zheng picked it up.

If he hadn't woken up in time and hypnotized Murong Zheng, the chrysanthemum might not have been saved.

However, this happened to be witnessed by the little fairy, who saw through his disguise as a woman. Xiao Yuer tried to hypnotize the little fairy again, but she unexpectedly used a mirror to counter-hypnotize him.

He simply used the trick to confess his love and coaxed the little fairy into elation, so he was allowed to change into men's clothing and become a servant, changing his name to "Little Bird"...

The little fairy said angrily: "My favorite night pearl is missing, please help me find it."

"Then Miss Fourth, do you know when she disappeared?"

"Just today, it's still on me in the morning."

Xiao Yu'er then asked: "Then where did the Fourth Miss go today?"

"Just my room, the courtyard and the back mountain!" The little fairy said firmly. She rarely went out and usually only played around Murong's house. That's why when she found out that the Ye Mingzhu was missing, she directly mobilized all the servants in the courtyard. Look for.

"I've looked inside and outside for the mattresses under the bed in the room, but they must be outside!"

"But the mountain behind is so big, how can we find it?"

Seeing the little fairy's frowning face, Xiao Yu'er raised his brows, wouldn't the opportunity come now?
"I have a pair of night vision eyes. They are lenses ground with obsidian from the Western Regions. They can amplify the weak light at night, as if it were in front of my eyes." Xiao Yu'er took out a pair of eyes made of wooden frames and stuck them on his head. Go up, looking proud.

"It's a pity that there is only one pair." Xiao Yu'er took off the lenses without hesitation and said, "Miss Fourth, you and I will go to the back mountain to look for them."

……

Yi Buhuo dug through the soil above his head, and a ray of light fell. Surprise flashed in his eyes, but a trace of doubt flashed across his eyes.

"The foundation of this tomb is so deep, isn't there even a floor tile inside?"

After he climbed up, he realized that this was not a tomb at all. He looked around and saw weeds, fresh air, and the sounds of various insects. The huge full moon above his head hung in the starry sky, which was so beautiful...

"Where did I dig?"

Yi Buhuo froze on the spot, rubbed his arms subconsciously, his mind was in a mess, and was about to go back again, but he heard voices coming from a distance, curious for a moment, he couldn't help but heard the voice and searched for it.

"A few years ago, because of my desire to win, I secretly learned the Thirteen Infinite Swords from my eldest sister's master, Nanhai Shenni, but I couldn't get it right, and eventually I got carried away and the cold air invaded the eight extraordinary meridians in my body.

In addition, I was born in a yin year with a yin month and a yin time, and my body is already extremely cold. In addition, the cold air invades, so the cold poison in my body may break out of my body at any time.

I have to take Zhiyang medicine to suppress the cold, but when it's severe, I can't control it at all!
So... I have to go to the basement of Murong Mansion and lie on the volcanic rocks that are hot all year round to drive out the cold poison in my body. Otherwise, my whole body will freeze and become stiff to death! "

Xiao Yu'er was in a daze after hearing this, "I really can't believe that you have such a disease..."

Not only him, but also Yi Buhuo listened in trance while holding a shovel. He didn't remember it until he finished listening. It seemed that this section did exist in the original plot. Unfortunately, the memory was long gone. During this period, he was even more obsessed with digging graves. Forgot about it.

"What a heartbreaking girl. She looks innocent and cheerful, but she has endured the cold poison for so many years. How painful must it be? If I had known better, I would have asked Su Ying to prepare an antidote in advance..."

Yi Buhuo sighed, he was so jealous of the beauty!

The little fairy over there poured out her inner secrets, relaxed all over, and regained her nature as a savage lady, and forced Xiao Yu'er to swear not to tell what happened today, otherwise she would die ten times.

Xiao Yu'er quickly followed the instructions, closed his eyes and swore: "Never let the second person know what happened tonight, otherwise I will die without a complete body, die without a complete body, die without a complete body..."

"Have I died one more time?"

When he opened his eyes, the little fairy had long disappeared, leaving only a lingering word lingering in his ears.

"Xiao Yu'er, thank you. I will remember what you said tonight. I am very happy."

Xiao Yu'er quickly looked around, "Little fairy?"

"Stop shouting, they have been gone for a long time..."

Hearing a word from behind, Xiao Yu'er quickly turned around and saw Yi Buhuo standing behind him, carrying a shovel, covered in dust, and with dark circles on his face.

"Damn it-"

Xiao Yu'er's scream was so harsh that it actually startled Yi Buhuo.

"It's me, Yi Buhuo."

Xiao Yu'er calmed down after hearing him introduce himself. After a closer look, he found that he really was Yi Buhuo.

"How did you do this?" Xiao Yuer felt something was wrong after asking, "Why did you appear here?"

Yi Buhuo froze when he heard this, smiled awkwardly, and did not answer.

Xiao Yu'er frowned, "Why are you here? Did you hear what we said just now?"

"A little bit……"

"Then you know what I swear?"

Stared at by his imposing gaze, Yi Buhuo had no choice but to nod.

Seeing his admission, Xiao Yu'er's face gradually turned ferocious, "Then I can only kill people and silence them today..."

Yi Buhuo clapped the shovel in his hand, and was about to say that I have weapons but you can't beat him, but suddenly he remembered how he got here.

His eyes widened, and his face suddenly became more ferocious than Xiao Yu'er. He gritted his teeth and said, "I am working hard digging graves, but you are here to hook up with young ladies and fall in love with others?"

(End of this chapter)