Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 4
"real name!"

"Xiao Yu'er, it's true. This is my apprentice Xitong Tian, ​​and that one over there is Brother Yi."

Xiao Yu'er pointed to Yi Buhuo, who was wearing his belt. Evil Tongtian was standing next to him and looking at him.

"Xiao Yu'er, how about making a friend?" Hua Wuque asked.

Xiao Yu'er glanced at Hua Wuque and crossed his arms, "Making friends? Do you want to borrow money from me?"

"will not!"

Hua Wuque said it very plainly. When did the people in Yihua Palace ever lack money?

Xiao Yu'er walked in front of him, then turned to look at the sky and said, "Then if I borrow money from you, will you borrow it?"

"It's possible." Hua Wuque said after being silent for a moment.

"For what reason?"

Xiaoyuer shook his legs and spoke without any care.

"Kill all the heartless people in the world!"

"Hey, that's right." Xiao Yu'er immediately turned around, "I love all the caring people in the world, and everyone has their own reasons. That's why I, Xiao Yu'er, made Laohuaqian as my friend."

Yi Buhuo walked over quickly, "Brother Hua."

Hua Wuque nodded slightly, her attitude towards him was completely different from Xiao Yu'er.

He didn't care. Yi Buhuo knew that his nature was like this, but he was just a little cold. In addition, he was born in Yihua Palace, and all he saw were women. Men were all in dog cages, so he didn't have any good impressions of other men. normal.

"Many friends lead to many paths. When I go out to join the world, loyalty is my top priority. Since you and Xiao Yu'er have made friends, I'll be shameless enough to become familiar with you."

Yi Buhuo said with enthusiasm, "I envy this kind of friendship the most. Come on, come on, I'll catch two more fish, and I'll treat you to the sweetest mountain spring water."

Xiao Yu'er, who was listening next to him, had a stiff expression on his face. Do you still want to harm such an honest person like Laohua?

She stretched out her hand not to hit the smiling man. Seeing how enthusiastic he was, Hua Wuque did not reject him. He just said lightly: "No, thank you for your kindness. I have to rush back to Yihua Palace. We will see you again."

After Hua Wuque said goodbye, he flew away, Yi Buhuo shook his head regretfully, these heroes are not good at this point, they fly to the sky at every turn, and they don't give him a chance to be polite.

"Brother Yi, I still have something to do with my apprentice, so let's leave first and see you later."

Xiao Yu'er pulled Evil Tongtian, cupped his hands towards Yi Buhuo, turned around and left.

"No." Yi Buhuo walked up to them in two steps, with a smile on his face, "Xiao Yu'er, everyone is on the way, let's go together."

You can't let such a good meal ticket slip away. It's okay to try grilled fish occasionally. How can you eat this thing every day? Who doesn't love big fish and meat?
Xiao Yu'er touched his chin, unable to hide the cleverness in his eyes, and casually pointed to the south and said, "We are going to the east."

"On the way, on the way."

Yi Buhuo nodded crazily, pointed to the south and said, "Isn't this a coincidence? I want to go to the east too."

Xiao Yu'er touched his forehead with one hand and pointed in another direction, "Wrong, this is the east. We want to go here."

"Yes, yes." Yi Buhuo pretended to smile sheepishly, and followed his words and said, "I was confused, this is the east."

Xiao Yu'er couldn't see such a poor acting skill, but although Yi Buhuo showed a little enthusiasm, he had no bad intentions after all, so he could only let it go.

There is no way, a penny can't help a heroic man. Who gave Xiao Yu'er a good apprentice? Even if Xitong Tian's appearance is not amazing, his family is really not short of money. In order to eat a few good meals, he can only be shameless. .

"go!"

Xiao Yu'er waved his hand and turned around to leave with Xitong Tian. Yi Buhuo shamelessly followed him immediately.

The three of them wandered towards the north, and the westward sun stretched the shadows of the three of them, watching them disappear into the jungle.

……

At night, Yi Buhuo finally lay on the bed that he had been thinking about for more than ten days in the inn. A feeling of relaxation came over him. He felt that it was difficult to move a finger, and he almost fell asleep as soon as he closed his eyes.

However, I still subconsciously put my tongue on the roof of my mouth, dreamingly imagining the big sun above my head, guiding a stream of "qi" through the Du Channel under the Baihui Point on the top of my head and then up the Ren Channel, and then returned to the Dantian, completing a cycle of the sky, breathing The distance is long and natural.

Yi Buhuo was born in a small mountain village, which is almost at the bottom of society. He has no circle and no ability to get into contact with something as high-end as martial arts.

This set of guidance skills was something he saw on a post forum after becoming obsessed with martial arts novels when he was a teenager in his second year of middle school.

He doesn't know if it's true or not, but seeing that the poster quoted scriptures from various Taoist canons, he also described in detail the various changes in his body after practicing. What Qi sensation made him stronger? After meditation, he became a hundred times more energetic, and he also I'm too lazy to think about it, it doesn't take much trouble anyway, just practice it.

In the first period of time, he honestly followed the poster's instructions and sat cross-legged on time every night, with his five hearts pointing to the sky. After a week, he really felt that his Dantian was bulging with Qi. fart.

After practicing like this for a period of time, just in time for winter, it was too cold, so he no longer practiced with the five-heart-to-the-sky posture. After all, the enthusiasm had passed, and he could still feel it while lying in bed.

I have been practicing like this for more than ten years, but my strength has not become stronger, and my brain has not become smarter. I can always feel the energy in my Dantian. Within this range, I can control the energy to jump on the body surface, but every time It farts after running for a week at a time.

Yi Buhuo didn't care anymore, but he subconsciously circulated this energy every time he slept, just like eating and drinking.

Until the day of time travel, he didn't feel that this thing was useful. After all, he didn't even squeeze out of the way of an onlooker, causing him to be hit. You can't just meet any aunt who is an expert, right?
What's outrageous is that after traveling here, it was nothing in the first few years. It wasn't until he was five years old that he actually felt the presence of "qi" during a routine cycle!

And the inner vision was not just a feeling in his heart like before. He actually saw the eight extraordinary meridians in his body!
A stream of light golden air circulated along the two meridians of Ren and Du, and finally fell into the Dantian like a swallow returning to its nest. Yi Buhuo's enthusiasm for cultivation suddenly rose, and he wished he could make up for all the cultivation time in his previous life at once.

Unfortunately, the body has not yet developed well, and the meridians are very fragile. If the meridians run too fast, you can feel the pain radiating from the body, so I gave up.

It can be used at full power for three to five days in one night to widen the meridians, and then it can only use the poor internal energy to cover and nourish the meridians.

Two months later, Yi Buhuo unexpectedly discovered that as soon as he practiced, the two meridians of Ren and Du were gradually closing, which shocked him.

In his previous life, he had learned the relevant knowledge after being exposed to this cultivation method. The two meridians of Ren and Du in the human body were born open, and there was no such thing as opening up the two meridians of Ren and Du to greatly increase his power.

But after looking through the medical books at home, I couldn't find any relevant explanation, and I thought that after all, I have internal strength here, so maybe it's normal to be different from the previous life, right?

(End of this chapter)