Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 38 Women’s Clothes Boss Xiao Yu’er

Xiao Yu'er was wearing a scarf, a braided wig, a miniskirt, and a wooden sign on her chest that read "Sell your body to bury your mother." She knelt at the door of Murong's house.

"Good-hearted people who come and go, please have mercy on me, a miserable person without a father and mother, and buy me back so that I can bury my mother..."

Evil Tongtian was lying on the ground, covered with a layer of white cloth. His already vicious and ugly face was painted with heavy pale makeup, matched with blush on his cheeks, and a thick beard. He really wanted to kowtow to see a ghost. Worship the mountain.

At this time, he secretly glanced around, and asked Xiao Yu'er in a low voice: "Master, will they really buy you?"

Xiao Yu'er said confidently: "Of course, I've asked around. They seem to have some big shots coming recently, so they are recruiting people. Just watch me perform."

While talking, a passerby came over and asked curiously, "How do you sell it? How much money?"

Xiao Yu'er stared at the door of Murong's house, unable to pay attention to him. He waved his hand impatiently and said: "Don't ask, you definitely can't afford it, go away."

"How to sell it?"

Xiao Yuer rolled his eyes and squinted at him, "Do you have 100 taels? No, isn't your surname Murong? No, if you want to buy a cheap one, go to the opposite side, and don't go away."

After finally getting rid of this passerby with extraordinary vision, Xiao Yuer wiped the cold sweat from his head.

Evil Tongtian opened his eyes again and asked secretly: "Master, are you sure this is really okay?"

Xiao Yu'er sat down on the ground, "No problem, we are more sympathetic than the two opposite us."

Following his gaze, it turned out that there were two girls kneeling on the ground "selling themselves" across the street.

One wore a sign that read, "Sell yourself to buy rouge."

One wore a sign that read, "Sell yourself to buy gouache."

At this time, Xiao Yu'er was glaring at him angrily after hearing what he said.

"What are you staring at?" Xiao Yu'er refused to be outdone and stared back.

The two sisters stood up and walked over aggressively, "What did you just say?"

"You guys are cheap!"

"How expensive are you? Why don't you sell yourself here to bury your grandma?"

"I curse you..."

Xiao Yu'er didn't lose at all in a one-on-one match, suppressing the arrogance of the two sisters.

A bunch of onlookers were cheering wildly.

At this moment, there was finally movement at the door of the Murong Mansion. The two young masters of the Murong family, Murong Zhong and Murong Zheng, happened to go out.

Of course, the dispute here also fell into their eyes immediately.

Although Xiao Yu'er couldn't lift her head when the two scolded each other, she kept paying attention to the door, seeing that the master had arrived, she quickly changed her tone of voice.

"You are right, I have no father or mother, please stop hitting me."

Xiao Yu'er finished speaking with a choked voice, grabbed one's hand and pushed towards him, and fell to the ground.

Unexpectedly, Murong Zheng just liked this, so he subconsciously praised her: "This is called gentleness."

He walked quickly to Xiao Yu'er, held his chin and looked at him carefully.

"I'm sorry, miss, I'm late..."

Xiao Yu'er was so shy that she slapped his hand away and said, "Master, you haven't bought me yet. This chin still belongs to me."

"I'm sorry, miss, what's your name?"

Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes and replied: "The little girl's name is Xiao Xiao. The young master happens to be the one I admire the most, especially this hairstyle that shows his gentleness..."

Murong Zheng had a happy look on his face. He was obviously very useful. The more he looked at Xiao Yu'er, the more he liked him. He pulled him up without hesitation and said, "Come with me. I will treat you well."

He pulled Xiao Yu'er and was about to go back. Murong Zhong patted his shoulder and pointed at Xiao Yu'er with a speechless face, "You want something like this too?"

"I just love that she looks up to me."

"..."

Suddenly a female voice came, with a thin tone of anger: "You bought six maids a month, isn't that enough?"

Hearing the sound, he looked at the familiar face and the iconic blue shirt...

Xiao Yu'er was stunned. Isn't this the "little fairy" that she has longed for?

She is actually from the Murong family?

"Sister, please listen to our explanation..."

The two young masters of the Murong family seemed to be afraid of their sister and quickly begged for mercy, but their tone seemed to be more doting.

In the end, Xiao Yuer sneaked into Murong's house as he wished, and became the personal maid of the Fourth Miss "Murong Xian".

Not only did he successfully sneak into Murong's house, but he also met the lover of his dreams. He felt that he might have never been so happy in his life, and the smile on his lips had never been gone.

"Looking for fire ganoderma for Xinlan..." Xiao Yu'er lay on the bed shaking his legs, finally remembered the business, and quickly got up to take action at night.

After walking around for a long time without any clue, he first went to the toilet to put some water in, "I don't know if Yi Buhuo got in..."

Halfway through the water, a maid came up from next door. She looked at him standing and peeing with a surprised look on her face, "Xiao Xiaoxiao, why are you peeing standing up?"

"Ah, this? Maybe it's because my mother's legs are numb in the past two days. I can't squat down anymore." Xiao Yu'er pretended to be calm, and thought of the reason in an instant.

"Then let me help you sit next to you for a while."

"Need not……"

While the two were being polite, Murong Zheng suddenly passed by and saw Xiao Yu'er subconsciously showing a lewd smile. He drove away the maid who was in the way, "I'll rub it for you."

When Yi Buhuo came, he saw Xiao Yu'er kicking Murong Zheng crazily until Murong Zheng couldn't bear it anymore and ran away.

"Want to eat my tofu? I can't beat you to death!" Xiaoyu snorted coldly, and as soon as he turned around, he saw someone standing behind him, almost fainting from shock.

Taking a closer look, it turned out to be Er Niang Tu Jiaojiao!

"Second Mother!"

Xiao Yu'er was pleasantly surprised, "Why are you here?"

Tu Jiaojiao was also very excited. She had raised Xiao Yu'er as her son for nearly 20 years. Her love for Xiao Yu'er came from the bottom of her heart. She was heartbroken for a long time when Xiao Yu'er fell off the cliff.

"I heard from your apprentice before that you had sneaked into the Murong Mansion and came here specifically to see you."

It turned out that Tu Jiaojiao accidentally met Xie Tongtian who was being carried away for burial by the Murong family's servants during the day. From his mouth, she learned that Xiao Yu'er was about to sneak into the Murong family. She thought that she was also going to come to the Murong family, so she specially Looking for this "good son" of myself.

Then he straightened his face and explained: "Last time, my family asked someone to send me a letter saying that something happened at home. When I went back, I saw that everyone in the house had been killed. I only found a dart with the mark of the Murong family at the scene. I am Come for revenge!"

The more he spoke, the more ferocious his expression became, and his excited voice contained an inexorable murderous intent.

Xiao Yu'er quickly grabbed her, "You're here to take revenge and you're so loud, aren't you afraid of being discovered?"

"Then how did you get in here?"

Tu Jiaojiao tugged on her clothes, "I gave the cook 500 taels and asked her to take leave and go home."

Yi Buhuo suddenly appeared from behind her, "Then you are at a loss, that servant just charged me 100 taels!"

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(End of this chapter)