Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 36 Little Fairy

The next day, Yi Buhuo was riding a donkey, looking at Xiao Yu'er and Xitong Tian who were having a fight in front of him, and yawned out of boredom.

Yesterday I was so busy that I didn't get much sleep until midnight. Xiao Yu'er woke him up early in the morning and took him on the road without saying a word. The July sun hung above his head, making him drowsy with its warmth.

"Master, are you really sure you can get the fire ganoderma from Murong's family?" Eitongtian asked curiously.

"Of course I'm confident as a teacher." Xiao Yu'er was very optimistic. Since forcing his way in was not possible, he would try to find a way to sneak in, and wait until he found out where the Fire Ganoderma was and just steal it...

Xiao Yu'er's style changed, and he stretched out his hand to look at Evil Tongtian and said, "Master, I'm hungry, please bring out some dry food."

Evil Tongtian showed a silly smile, "Master, we still have a long way to go in the mountains, and we don't have much dry food with us. It's better to stay and eat slowly."

"I'm hungry. Let's grab some to cushion my stomach."

"The dry food is not delicious, why not go to the town ahead and have a good meal?"

Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Do you need to say that? At the next station, I will naturally let you treat me to a full banquet."

"I knew it must be my treat. Let's hurry to the town." Evil Tongtian smiled stiffly.

Xiao Yu'er stamped her foot, "I need to bring dry food when I'm on the road. How can I walk without anything to eat!"

E Tongtian didn't pick up the conversation, and instead said: "Master, I am tall, with big feet, yellow lungs, and a big belly..."

Xiao Yu'er looked at this cheap apprentice who kept changing the subject since just now, and felt that something was wrong. She interrupted him directly, "Did you eat all the food?"

Evil Tongtian's face froze, he subconsciously touched his bald head, helplessly put away his silly smile, and admitted: "Yes!"

"So this is ah!"

Xiao Yu'er nodded and said calmly: "My idea is to punch you in the stomach and make you spit out everything you eat."

"Master, please spare me." Evil Tongtian looked aggrieved.

"Spare you? You'd better spit it out!"

The commotion in front of him woke up Yi Buhuo. He stretched and rubbed his eyes, and saw Xiaoyuer running after Evil Tongtian, "What's wrong? When will it arrive? I'm hungry."

Staring at Evil Tongtian fiercely, Xiao Yu'er replied: "Evil Tongtian ate up all our dry food."

"what?"

Yi Buhuo glanced at Evil Tongtian, who lowered his head to admit his mistake, and sighed: "I knew there would be no good in following you two. It's not unusual to be hungry for nine meals in three days. Fortunately, I was prepared."

He took out two oil-paper bags from the bundle hanging on the donkey's buttocks, and threw them to Xiao Yu'er, his mentor and his apprentice.

Xiao Yu'er opened it and saw that it was a package of chopped beef. There was a smell of meat, and his stomach started to growl unconsciously.

With his hands stuffing beef into his mouth, Xiao Yuer asked curiously: "When did you prepare it?"

"I brought it with me half a month ago."

"..."

Xiao Yu'er looked at the beef in his hand and suddenly it lost its flavor. He quickly wanted to spit it out and screamed, "Half a month, isn't it all hairy?"

"I lied to you." Yi Buhuo laughed, "I asked for it from the inn kitchen last night, so feel free to eat it."

Yi Buhuo opened his dry food, and as the oil paper package peeled off, a whole shiny roast duck was revealed.

There was a gourd of wine hanging around the donkey's neck, a mouthful of roast duck and a mouthful of wine. Yi Buhuo's face was filled with intoxication.

Subconsciously swallowing, Xiao Yu'er suddenly lost his appetite when he looked at the dry beef in his hand and then at the roast duck in Yi Buhuo's hand.

Smelling the fragrance all the way to the town, Yi Buhuo threw away the bones in his hands and burped.

"I'm a little tired of it. I won't bring roast duck next time."

Xiao Yu'er was in a daze and didn't know how he got here. He looked at Yi Buhuo and smacked his lips as he gnawed the duck bones, but he couldn't eat it. It was a hellish torture.

Fortunately, when we finally arrived at our destination, Xiao Yuer cheered and rushed into the inn, dragging Evil Tongtian along with him. With a wave of his hand, all kinds of chicken, duck, and fish were served.

Yi Buhuo, who had finished eating a whole roast duck, was now very tired. No matter how good the fish was, he could not be tempted, so he went to the back of the inn to feed the donkey.

While he was giving speech therapy to the little donkey, he heard a neat sound of cheering not far away, which aroused his curiosity.

"Isn't it Xiaoyu'er again?"

Recalling the day when I first met Tie Xinlan, Xiao Yuer also inflated the mood of the crowd in this way, making the family who was making things difficult for Tie Xinlan vomit blood, and the birthday banquet almost turned into a waste.

"Go and take a look first..."

When Yi Buhuo arrived, he saw Xiao Yu'er stepping on the fire and fighting with someone, and seemed to be at a disadvantage.

I really am yours, Xiao Yu'er, and I'm causing trouble again just now...

But after all, he was his friend, so of course he couldn't just watch Xiao Yu'er get hurt.

Yi Buhuo held a small stone in his hand, and when he saw that Xiao Yu'er was about to be pushed down and fell into the fire, he accurately hit the acupuncture point of the person opposite him, freezing him in place.

Xiao Yu'er staggered but still lost his center of gravity and fell straight into the fire. Yi Buhuo was about to step forward when he saw a girl in blue flying over from outside the city wall behind Xiao Yu'er.

He was twenty-eight years old, with eyebrows like willow leaves, eyes like stars, and a charming smile. There was an innocent smile on his fair and tender face. He waved his bare hands lightly, and two white silk ribbons were hung on the tree, swinging to the little fish. A hand stretched out from behind, grabbed him, and lifted him out of the fire.

The onlookers were all speechless, watching this scene with wide eyes.

Yi Buhuo could no longer move the leg he had just raised.

"Pretty as a peach in three springs, as pure as a chrysanthemum in nine autumns..." A poem popped up in his mind inexplicably.

Looking at the girl with a light body and impressive aura in mid-air, Yi Buhuo subconsciously wiped the corners of his mouth that were opened due to loss of control and murmured to himself.

"Little fairy... hehe... alive..."

Even when he saw Hua Wuque for the first time, he never lost his composure like this, enough to understand how shocked he was at this time!

Xiao Yuer, who was hugged by the little fairy, was dumbfounded when he first saw her. He looked deeply at this girl. In his eyes, the world had lost its color. A girl like a fairy is the whole world!
"well……"

The little fairy was confident in her appearance, seeing Xiao Yuer's silly eyes, she said, "So beautiful?"

"so cool!"

A voice as crisp as an oriole reached his ears, and Xiao Yu'er finally came to his senses and answered subconsciously.

Yi Buhuo breathed a long sigh of relief, retracted his gaze, and gave himself a slap in the face, "You are a man who has a partner, he is promising!"

"But no one said that the partner can have one..."

"No, Su Ying is not someone to be trifled with. She will poison herself when the time comes!"

"But the little fairy is really beautiful..."

"There are so many beauties in the world, but she's not special, right? You just feel sorry for her experience. This is not love!"

Yi Buhuo was entangled in his heart, not knowing how to convince himself.

　I'm really confused. I don't know whether to accept Little Fairy or not. I can't make up my mind. I'm not a person who cares about looks. I liked her when I was a child, but now I just feel sorry for her. Everything about her is too good. I really hope that she can be accepted. Let her have a perfect ending with Xiao Yu'er. I don't really want a harem myself. Can anyone give me some advice?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)