Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 14 Re-entering the Jiang Mansion
The smile on Yi Buhuo's face was a bit far-fetched: "Although it can treat blood in urine, it will make people fart uncontrollably until blood spurts out..."

"what--"

Tie Xinlan frowned, a little afraid to think about that scene.

"The third one is specially designed to treat farts." Yi Buhuo gritted his teeth, smashed the jar, and continued: "It also has a few side effects. It can make people suffer from diarrhea until they die of dehydration."

Pretending not to see the frowning frowns of several people, he continued: "The fourth pill is its antidote. The side effects are not big, that is, it makes people depleted of energy and blood. At most, they can lie in bed for two months and it will be cured." Normal."

Does this have any side effects?Do you have any misunderstanding about these words?
Yi Buhuo picked up the last pill and shook it, "This last pill is for replenishing Qi and restoring blood. It has no side effects at all..."

"Why does it have no side effects when everything else has them??"

Xiao Yuer was outspoken and asked a rather pointed question.

Yi Buhuo dropped the elixir casually and spread his hands with a smile, "Because I didn't make it. It's just an ordinary Qi-Building Powder in the pharmacy."

He didn't want to, but things started to go wrong after the first antidote was made. The pills he made were effective, but all of them had side effects. In the end, there was really no choice but to use drugs that could be found on the market instead. , this ended this strange chain reaction.

"So if you want to use Dali Pill, you have to take so many pills at the same time?"

Xiao Yu'er patted his head and said, "Is this treating injuries or eating? I feel full just by taking medicine."

"This was unexpected and something I didn't expect."

Yi Buhuo smiled awkwardly, "Besides, haven't every side effect been solved? Thinking about the effect of Dali Pill, it must be worthwhile."

He turned to look at Tie Xinlan, "Sister Xinlan, don't you want to beautify your face? Heroines like you, who are exposed to the wind and sun every day, eat in the wind and sleep in the open, are very harmful to the skin and can easily cause premature aging. of."

"As long as you have this bottle of my special strength pills and a 30-year-old face, don't you have any idea?"

Before she could answer, Yi Buhuo turned his attention to Hua Wuque again, "Old Hua, you have strict rules in Yihua Palace. You often come out to catch the unscrupulous people in the world. If you don't protect them all, you will be injured. I don't have those golden sore medicines in your hands." Dali Pill is effective, and more importantly, such a strong effect does not damage the body's foundation at all. Don't you want to carry some of this life-saving medicine with you?"

After persuading Hua Wuque, he finally looked at Xiao Yu'er, half jokingly and half seriously warning: "Xiao Yu'er, you came out to find your life experience. You have no martial arts and no power. You only rely on your cleverness. If If someone doesn't follow the rules and directly attacks you, can you run away?"

He shook the medicine bottle in his hand, "That's why you need my Dali Pills even more. Even if you are seriously injured, Dali Pills can give you a chance to escape. Even if it doesn't work, you can at least last a few more days. When the time comes, Maybe it can save a life.”

"Not to mention it can be used as poison..."

Yi Buhuo chuckled, "My exclusive Dali Pills. In addition to the antidotes I made, take all of them. If you take even one less pill, you can experience different ways of dying."

After all, the trick was finally over, Xiao Yu'er and others each took a bottle to keep on hand. This kind of medicine that combines offense and defense is indeed a necessity for traveling in the world.

It's time to say goodbye to Hua Wuque. He was ordered to go down the mountain this time. Now that things have come to an end, the last test for the leader of the martial arts alliance is to find the former leader of the martial arts alliance Tie Ruyun. He is really not suitable to hang out with Xiao Yu'er and the others. Together.

The disciples of Yihua Palace will inquire about this matter when he returns home. He can't do anything by himself, and the two masters will definitely not let him waste time on this matter.

Now that Hua Wuque is gone, it's time for Yi Buhuo to say goodbye.

"I heard that there was a Xinglin Conference recently. I am a doctor after all. It would be a pity not to attend. It is a rare opportunity to communicate with colleagues. Let's meet up in the future."

This is not an excuse. When Yi Buhuo was buying medicinal materials in the morning, he did hear the doctor at the drugstore mention that if he hadn't been too old to sleep in the open air, he would have set off long ago. This kind of good opportunity to become famous, even if It was for the parents of this body that he wanted to see it.

But before going there, he still had to explore Jiang Biehe's background. No matter what, he had to get the Liuren Divine Dice first. If everything went well, he would have enough time to catch up.

After bidding farewell to Xiao Yu'er and Tie Xinlan, Yi Buhuo was not in a hurry to leave. The martial arts conference had just come to an end and the major factions had not dispersed yet. Jiang Biehe must maintain relationships and win people's hearts if he wants to maintain his reputation.

They will definitely be unable to separate themselves for a while, and fishing can only be done in troubled waters. He is planning to take action tonight. Jiang Biehe must be carrying such an important thing as the Liuren Divine Dice with him wherever he goes, and it is just in time for him to socialize. Go search his house.

……

The night is dark, the moon is dark and the wind is high, which is perfect for sneaking around.

Yi Buhuo was walking in night clothes and had already met two waves of his peers, but he was more skilled and had not been discovered yet.

He sneaked into Jiang Biehe's mansion with ease and went straight to the study. He focused on two places tonight, one was the study and the other was the bedroom.

Because they had just arrived two days ago, there were obviously more disciples and servants guarding the mansion, and they were afraid that they would be besieged if there was any trouble.

Yi Buhuo walked around a bit and found that the study didn't even have a rear window and could only be entered from the front. He had confirmed that Guo Jiang Biehe was indeed not in the mansion, so the biggest problem was the two servants guarding the door.

It was just dark at this time, when they were full of energy. It would be impossible to take advantage of them to relax their vigilance. Yi Buhuo hid behind the rockery and held four silver needles in his hand. He was confident that he would hit the target with every shot within ten feet.

With a flick of his fingers, silver light flashed past, and the two servants at the door of the study froze in place.

One needle seals the Qi and blood, and one needle seals the dumb point.

Yi Buhuo casually picked up two pebbles and threw them on their heads, knocking them unconscious. Then he turned into a black shadow from behind the rockery and entered the study.

There are no bookshelves, no seats, no drawers...

After searching for a long time, we were only three feet short of scratching the ground. Not to mention the Liuren Divine Dice, we couldn't even touch a mechanism.

Yi Buhuo sat on the chair behind the desk, thinking about where he would put things with Jiang Biehe's character.
Isn't it in the study?

No, judging from the original plot, Jiang Biehe has been studying the Liuren Divine Dice in his study. This is because his wife is the goddaughter of the eunuch Liu Xi. Developed habits will not be easily changed, so there is a high probability that the Liuren Divine Dice will not be placed in the bedroom.

If you search again, there must be something you have overlooked!
Yi Buhuo moved his hands unconsciously, imitating Jiang Biehe's way of playing with the Liuren Divine Dice. Then he imagined someone approaching from outside the door and put his hands under the desk purely by instinct.

Yi Buhuo's eyes suddenly opened and he smiled slightly, "Found it!"

The hand under the table really touched something.

"My damn empathy..."

(End of this chapter)